Chapter 3 : The Chopsticks
"AHHHHHHHH!" GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Susumu yelled clenching to the side of the wagon.
I mean "Magical" green wagon.
"YOU HAVE TO STAY IN THE WAGON!" Sano said grabbing Susumu before he did anything crazy. Then he grabbed a pair of chopsticks and held them to his throat.
"BACK AWAY! OR THE NINJA GETS IT!" Susumu said inching the chopsticks by his throat. "I'm warning you!"
"Uh... Okay man... Just put the chopsticks down." Todo said backing away.
"Yeah... and nobody will be harmed." Sano said.
"SHE'S AN AMERICAN GIRL!" Mr. Hijikata said.
I think thats a song by Trisha Yearwood song. I dunno I heard it somewhere but since they're heading to America why not?
"MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!" Susumu said taking his kimono off. "BE FREE AS A BIRD! FREE!"
"AHH! ITS BURNS!" Tetsu yelled covering his eyes.
"PUT THE KIMONO BACK ON!" Shinpachi yelled.
"GAH!" Todo said falling back.
"OH GOD THE HORROR!" Sano yelled covering his eyes.
After debating for 2 hours and the chopsticks. THEY finally got the kimono on Susumu. So everyone say YAY!
"PHEW! That was horrible..." Tetsu said looking over at Susumu, who was counting his toes.
This is a very long and boring trip. Being stuck with Tetsu, Sano, and Todo, I would go nuts too. But Shinpachi I could stay with him and never go crazy. (is having very VERY bad thoughts) Ah... that would be great... O.O I mean... Err... LOOK A UNICORN!
Mr. Hijikata FINALLY stopped singing after a lot of hours of having to listen to him rapping. That was very very strange. Even for me. The writer. Yep.
WILL they escape the clutches of Mr. Hijikata singing? Will Susumu ever figure out what comes after ten? Find out next time on
Peacemaker Kurogane : Goes to Alabama
Love all who reads this weird and random story! I'm 1/4 done with Class of 2005's next chappie. AND Bloodshed and Love will just have to wait til I get all this hyperness out of me. ;;