Author note: Just so you know Barry Saucepan and the Video of Dooooooooooooooooooom, isn't the fourth story, I'll still write a Barry Saucepan and the , my own version of PoA - that is if you want me to... So please restrain yourself from eating me because I "put out the fourth before I finished the third". lol Emo...

So please review!

Name not inserted so it doesn't ruin the surprise...;)

Chapter twenty-six: A Tearful Good-Bye

Andy was still crying as Andrew dragged his bags down to the Great Hall,

"You can't go!"

Andrew shrugged helplessly,

"Nothing I can do babe, Ma and Pa haven't given me a choice."

Barry shook Andrew's hand,

"Don't worry, mate you'll be-"

Andy burped, leaving a distant spell of mustard.

"Oh that's just bad!" Don yelled fanning the air.

Andrew sniffed the air,

"You did steal my sandwich!"

Andy looked guilty,

'I'm going to miss you so much Drew!" she yelled throwing her arms around him once more. He hugged her back,

"Don't worry Am, just like Barry said; I'll be back before you know it..."

"I said that?" Barry asked, struggling to remember when he'd said it. Andrew ignored him,

"As for you guys, you have to find out where the chamber is. The sooner you do that, the sooner muggleborns can return to Hogwarts."

"Andrew Alexander Watson! Get you rear end here boy!" said the elderly man standing by Andrew's parents, who were talking to Dumbledore.

Andrew rolled his eyes,

"Coming Grandad!"

"Quick boy! Before the Nazis invade!"

"Grandad! This is Hogwarts! The Nazis-"

"Quick boy! Stop hugging that stranger-"

"That's Amber she was at our place most of the holidays!"

"Hi Mr. Watson!" Andy waved at the man.

"Who the bloody hell are you!"

Andy looked shocked, while Andrew didn't look surprised,

"He has no short term memory...I'm lucky he knows who I am..." Andrew muttered, before he pecked Andy on the cheek and hugged Don and Barry - in a masculine way of course, "Oh and Am, don't take this opportunity to throw yourself at Diggor Cedry," he said with a wink as he walked over to his parents and left Hogwarts, for what may be his last time.

"I miss Lemo! I miss Emo! And Mione! And Drew! I miss Drew!" Andy cried for the hundredth time that afternoon, Don and Barry groaned.

"I wouldn't mind being petrified if this is what we have to put up with..." Barry muttered, Don nodded in agreement.

"Hey, you guys hear that?" Andy suddenly whispered. The boy's froze as Andy made her way over to the abandoned classroom door.

"What is it?" Barry whispered over to her.

"The staff room...It's right across the hall! Someone has been taken into the chamber!"

"What!" The boys both rushed to the door and leaned out.

"...Yes, it was Ginny Weasley," Knockharp said in a bored voice.

"I believe the name is Minnie Weasel," Snape voice was full of hatred, no doubtedly for both Minnie and Knockharp.

Barry, Andy and Don's mouths dropped open in shock. For a moment they stood in silence,

"I never really did like her..." Andy said.

"Andy! She's my sister!"

"Don, but you have to admit she was a little bitch," Barry reasoned.

"GUYS!"

"Sorry-" Andy began, but Lemo's brother burst through door, directly into Don.

"Hey guys! I've got joke!" Jonny announced when he saw them, "What did one ghost say to the other ghost?"

"Jonny, now's not the-"

"What?" Andy interrupted, eager for the distraction.

"You-Know-BOO!" Jonny and Andy cracked up, they high-fived as Don and Barry looked at each other in dismay,

"Hey, Jonny did you know Minnie's been taken into the chamber?" Don asked. Jonny's smile disappeared,

"FIRST MY SISTER AND NOW MY BEST FRIEND!"

"Finally! Someone gives a fucking toss!" Don hugged Jonny, who shoved him off,

"I knew something was up! I knew I shouldn't have left her alone! Now it's all my fault!"

"Wow..." Barry muttered, everyone seemed to think everything was always their fault...

"When was she taken! Were there any witnesses! DID SHE TAKE FOOD WITH HER! They could starve her! They could Chinese torture her! NO! I have to find her! Before the Nazis come!"

"The Nazis?" Andy asked.

"Yea, an old muggle man told me about them-"

"Oh! You've met Mr. Watson-"

"I'VE GOT TO SAVE HER, BEFORE-" Whack. Don knocked Jonny over with a nearby saucepan,

"Whoops...Only meant to knock some sense into the little guy, not actually knock him out..."

"Where the fuck did you get that!" Andy exclaimed.

"No idea...It was just there..."

Barry rolled his eyes. Idiots. All of them.

Suddenly Don, Andy and Barry stopped and listened once more to the teachers in the staff room.

"...So Knockharp, we all know you're outstanding at Defence Against the Dark Arts, this would come under that subject!" Flitwick squeaked.

"Was that sarcasm I heard there, Flitwick?" Knockharp asked, pretending to sound shocked.

"Yes. Yes it was."

"Sarcasm," Knockharp paused, no doubt to flash the teachers one of his blinding white grins, "Is the lowest form of wit."

"At least I have wit!"

"At least I have height!"

"At least I'm not some dumb fucker, pretending he knows best, when in reality he knows bugger all!"

Barry, Don and Andy burst out laughing.

"Go Flitwick!" Andy spluttered.

The noise in the staffroom silenced, Flitwick popped his head into the room they were in. The trio immediately stopped laughing,

"Oh shit..." Barry said under his breath.

"Thanks!" Flitwick whispered to them, he then winked and called back into the staff room, "Nope, no one's in there! Must have been the wind!" he then turned back to the trio, "Enjoy the show!"

"Knockharp, you've been claiming you've known where the chamber is the whole time. Now that Weasel has been taken down, you better go get her!" Snape said sounding pleased at making someone elses life misery.

"Well, I-"

"Oh of course, just the other day you said you could see the logic the heir was using when he picked his/her targets..." They could hear McGonagall smiling wickedly.

"Now, did I say-"

"Yes, you did!" Flitwick chirped.

"Well I-"

"-Better get down there and bring Minnie back here."

"That-"

"Thank-you Professor Knockharp!"

"But-"

The trio heard the scraping of chairs as all the teachers rose and left the staffroom. Flitwick walked in a few moments later,

"Sorry children, was less exciting than I was hoping..." He winked again, as he tried to stand on a stool so he could see them eye to eye. To end his struggle, Barry picked him up and put on the top,

"I would've got there..." Flitwick mumbled in annoyance.

"Yea, we know, sir."

"As long as you do...Now children I have some bad new for you..."

They all nodded,

"Yea we-"

"Children! What happened to Mr. Roberts!"

Barry, Don and Andy looked down at Jonny,

"Oh him, well you see it's quite a funny story..." Don said laughing nervously.

"...Yea, you see he..." Barry voice trailed off.

"He walked into the wall." Andy finished.

"The wall?" Flitwick looked at where Jonny was in the room, while Don and Barry slapped their foreheads. Jonny was in the middle of the room, there was no wall that he could've walked into. But luckily Flitwick let it go,

"Well anyway, Minnie has been taken into the chamber. We don't know where that is...So well, we're screwed."

"Uh...We kind of already knew..." Andy said.

"Of cour-"

"OF COURSE!"

"Barry I may be vertically challenged, but I can speak perfectly fine!"

Barry ignored him,

"ANDY! DON! I-"

"Oh! He's finally learnt our names!" Andy grabbed Barry into a hug. He pushed her away,

"Come with me!" he ran out of the room.

"Where the fuck is he going!" Don yelled as he chased after him.

"No fucking idea..." Andy replied, leaping over Jonny and running out of the door, after Barry and Don.

Flitwick stood on the stool near the middle of the room, near Jonny's unconcious body,

"Lucky I have my wand, otherwise I'd-" Flitwick searched his pockets, "Oh crap, I'm stuck."

"Barry! Fucking slow down!" Andy puffed as she clutched the stitch in her right side.

"Barry, we've gone down this corridor twice already!" Don yelled, equally puffed, as they continued sprinting down the corridor. Rob Thomas's 'This is How a Heartbrakes' plays in the backround. (A/N:Okay it didn't, but This is How a Heartbrakes, always makes me think of running for some reason...)

Barry sighed, they were right, he just wanted to awe them with his problem solving skills. Unfortunately he got lost,

"Andy, where is the toilet Groaning Gina haunts?"

Andy looked startled,

"Why the hell would you want to see her!"

Barry opened his mouth to respond, when Andy took off,

"Follow me!"

"Wha-"

"Just run Don!" Barry took off after Andy.