Mario Tennis: MKA
Episode One: Mario's Tour
Toadette walks into an office that appears to be empty. She walks to the desk and pounds on the bell to see if there were any souls to respond.
Toadette: Hellooooo? Anybody here?
Mario suddenly jumps out from behind the desk scaring the crap out of Toadette. He apologizes and is now shaking her hand energetically.
Mario: Hello! Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Academy! You must be Toadette, our newest tennis player.
Toadette: Yes...
Mario: C'mon, let me show you around.
Mario walks her outside and to the MKA campus.
Toadette: Wow this place is beautiful!
Mario: Over to your left is where the pros play. Also, to the left of that is where we play teams from other places. Let's go see who is playing now.
Mario and Toadette walk over to the court where Luigi is playing Waluigi.
Mario: In the green shirt is Luigi. He is one of the MKA's best players and my brother. The strange thing that looks like the results of a bazaar science experiment gone wrong is Waluigi. He is my bro's rival. Boy, do they hate each other...
Toadette: That creature has a name!?
Mario: Waluigi is a player at the Bowser's Keep Tennis Academy. The BKA players are our biggest rivals. They are more challenging than you would expect because of the tough training their leader makes them go through every day.
Toadette: Hmmm.
Judge: Out! Game and Set- Luigi. *crowd cheers*
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Waluigi: Gah! You got lucky! That's all!
Luigi: No no no, it's just that you suck at tennis.
Waluigi: Grrrrr c'mere you little shrimp!
Judge: ENOUGH! Luigi serves.
Luigi: ... Hmmmmm ha ha!
The ball heads straight for Waluigi's nose.
Waluigi: Waaaaaaa! *POW*
Luigi: I got your nose!
Mario: Uhhh lets get out of here before it gets too violent.
Toadette: But-
Mario: NOW!
Mario shoves Toadette into the cafeteria building.
Toadette: *sniff sniff* mmmm! It smells good in here. You guys must have some really tasty food!
Mario: You bet! Our food is tasty AND healthy; perfect for the determined soon-to-be tennis champ!
Mario and Toadette look over at the buffet table where Yoshi is ordering.
Chef: Hello! What will it be?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: I'm sorry what was that?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Sushi?
Yoshi: *shakes head* Yo~shi!
Chef: Satokasu Suki? (lol, sorry I had to do it)
Yoshi: ???. Yoshi.
Chef: OH! Yoshi!. Umm, I am afraid we don't have any 'Yoshi'.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: I don't know what you are talking about.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Is that Japanese for lizard?
Yoshi: Yooooooshi!
Chef: What the hell is a Yoshi?
Yoshi: *points to self*
Chef: You want to eat yourself?!
Yoshi: *sigh* Yo-shi.
Chef: Maybe I should call the psychologist.*picks up phone* hello? Hi this is-
Yoshi's long tongue wraps around the phone then he eats it.
Chef: he-he-he ate the phone!
Yoshi: Yoshi...
Toadette: Aww, he's sad.
Chef: Listen: until you learn how to speak in English, go to the salad bar.
Yoshi: YOSHI! *stomps foot*
Chef: Then tell me what you want!
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi!
Chef: It's "Marsha Marsha Marsha" not "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi!" Geez, you can't even get the classic Brady Bunch line right.
The Energizer Bunny runs by. "The scene keeps on going and going and going."
Toadette: What was-
Mario: NOTHING!
Chef: How many times do I have to tell you!? Learn English or Salad Bar!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Salad Bar!
Yoshi: Yoooooshi!
Chef: Saaaaalad Bar!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Chef: SALAD BAR!
Mario grabs Toadette and double-dashes (=P) up the stairs.
Mario: That's enough food for today.
Toadette: .Where are we now?
Mario: Ah, this is the lounge. It's where all the players hang out after a rough day of tennis.
Toadette: This is by far the best part of the tour! Surround sound stereo, big comfy lounge chairs and sofas, a huge plasma T.V. and oooooh so much more! Can I-
Mario: ah ah ah! No you may not!. wash your hands.
Toadette: awww.. *mumble mumble mumble* ok, there you go can I-
Mario: Absolutly not! Look at those dirty shoes!
Toadette: . grrrr *mumble mumble mumble* Now may I?
Mario: Yes.
Toadette takes one step before being interrupted by Mario
Mario: . I didn't say "Simon says!"
Toadette: o.O
?????: Don't worry, he always makes that stupid joke.
Mario: Hey Daisy! This is the gossip queen: Daisy. Whenever you feel behind, go to her because she always has the latest news.
Daisy: That's right!
Toadette: Hi! My name is Toadette. I am the newest player at the MKA. well actually I haven't officially joined yet.
Daisy: On one of Mario's boooooooring tours eh?
Mario: HEY!
Toadette: They aren't that bad but yes I am.
Daisy: I see. Well, come back once your done. I have something for you.
Toadette: okay I will.
Daisy: See you later!
Toadette: Bye!
Mario's pocket begins to shake as they are going down the stairs.
Mario: Hold on.
Mario takes out a little device that looks like a mini-laptop and reads aloud the message scrolling along it.
Mario: "Today, a new student named Toadette has joined MKA. She is of the Mushroom kind like Toad and has a nice, quiet personality. Maybe she and Toad could be doubles partners. ~Daisy" Ha ha, looks like your already famous!
Toadette: What is that thing?
Mario: It is the official MKA Instant Messenger Device: The Mushroom Messenger. Of course, its more popular title is 'The Gossip Device'. You can guess who named it that. All of the players here have one, and they are to keep it with them at all times. It is used to send out important messenges and Daisy also uses it to send out the newest juicy gossip. You can also send messenges to your friends.
Toadette: Looks neat. Can I have one?
Mario: You can when you join. Until then, it remains here. Those things are exclusive to the MKA and they are the best around. We have to keep them here for safety precautions.
Toadette: Well I am going to join for sure!
Mario: Great! After the tour, I will take you back to the office where-
But he is too late, Toadette is long gone. "Office and Mushroom Messenger, HERE I COME! "
Mario: But I didn't finish the tour!
Daisy: (At the top of the stairs) Give it a rest Mario, your tours could put a caffine-crazed teenager to sleep.
Mario: She didn't get to see the rest of the courts, the training center, the Dorms. she won't even know where her room is!
Daisy: For goodness sake calm down! I am sure somebody will show her.
Mario: Yes, I suppose your right. I worry too much.
The energizer bunny runs by and circles around Mario's feet. "The blooper just keeps on going and going and going."
Daisy: Did you tell her about this little fella?
Mario: No, and I am getting tired of him! Ever since two weeks ago, he has been running around campus saying the same stupid phrase over and over again!
Daisy: I think he's cute. He does get annoying at night though. running through the hallways of the dorm banging those miniature symbols of his.
Mario: That too. I wonder when that damn battery will die out. Until it does-
Bunny: It won't die: it keeps on going and going-
Mario: That's it!
Mario kicks the bunny down the stairs and it rolls out the door.
Daisy: That's called animal abuse you know!
Mario: Darn, I was hoping it would brake.
Daisy: uhh I have to go back up to the lounge. I am missing valuable information!
Mario: Bye.
Mario's pocket begins to shake.
Mario: Already? "Are Mario's Polls Boring? Yes or No. Vote now! ~Daisy" Grrrr.
Mario rapidly and repeatedly presses no, then walks downstairs where Chef and Yoshi are still fighting.
Chef: Will you just eat from the salad bar?!
Yoshi: *shakes head* Yoshi.
Chef: THEN GET OUT!
Yoshi: Yoshi?!
Chef: Yoshi this-Yoshi that-I am sick of hearing the word Yoshi!
Yoshi: Hmph!
Frustrated, Yoshi leaps over the counter and dashes into the kitchen.
Chef: HEY! What do you think your going? Get-
Yoshi walked out of the kitchen with six watermelons. *GULP* make that five. four. three. two. one.
Yoshi: *swallows last one* mmmmm! Yoshi! *walks out of building*
Chef: Watermelons. he wanted watermelons. how does the word Yoshi mean watermelons!?! They don't even sound alike! Oh well he is gone now and it is over. thank god.
Shy Guy steps up.
Chef: What will it be?
Shy Guy: ..
Chef: I am doomed.
Will Chef get done serving food without having a nervous breakdown? Will Toadette really join the MKA? What will be the results of Daisy's poll? The answers may be revealed on the next Mario Tennis: MKA!
Episode One: Mario's Tour
Toadette walks into an office that appears to be empty. She walks to the desk and pounds on the bell to see if there were any souls to respond.
Toadette: Hellooooo? Anybody here?
Mario suddenly jumps out from behind the desk scaring the crap out of Toadette. He apologizes and is now shaking her hand energetically.
Mario: Hello! Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Academy! You must be Toadette, our newest tennis player.
Toadette: Yes...
Mario: C'mon, let me show you around.
Mario walks her outside and to the MKA campus.
Toadette: Wow this place is beautiful!
Mario: Over to your left is where the pros play. Also, to the left of that is where we play teams from other places. Let's go see who is playing now.
Mario and Toadette walk over to the court where Luigi is playing Waluigi.
Mario: In the green shirt is Luigi. He is one of the MKA's best players and my brother. The strange thing that looks like the results of a bazaar science experiment gone wrong is Waluigi. He is my bro's rival. Boy, do they hate each other...
Toadette: That creature has a name!?
Mario: Waluigi is a player at the Bowser's Keep Tennis Academy. The BKA players are our biggest rivals. They are more challenging than you would expect because of the tough training their leader makes them go through every day.
Toadette: Hmmm.
Judge: Out! Game and Set- Luigi. *crowd cheers*
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Waluigi: Gah! You got lucky! That's all!
Luigi: No no no, it's just that you suck at tennis.
Waluigi: Grrrrr c'mere you little shrimp!
Judge: ENOUGH! Luigi serves.
Luigi: ... Hmmmmm ha ha!
The ball heads straight for Waluigi's nose.
Waluigi: Waaaaaaa! *POW*
Luigi: I got your nose!
Mario: Uhhh lets get out of here before it gets too violent.
Toadette: But-
Mario: NOW!
Mario shoves Toadette into the cafeteria building.
Toadette: *sniff sniff* mmmm! It smells good in here. You guys must have some really tasty food!
Mario: You bet! Our food is tasty AND healthy; perfect for the determined soon-to-be tennis champ!
Mario and Toadette look over at the buffet table where Yoshi is ordering.
Chef: Hello! What will it be?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: I'm sorry what was that?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Sushi?
Yoshi: *shakes head* Yo~shi!
Chef: Satokasu Suki? (lol, sorry I had to do it)
Yoshi: ???. Yoshi.
Chef: OH! Yoshi!. Umm, I am afraid we don't have any 'Yoshi'.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: I don't know what you are talking about.
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Is that Japanese for lizard?
Yoshi: Yooooooshi!
Chef: What the hell is a Yoshi?
Yoshi: *points to self*
Chef: You want to eat yourself?!
Yoshi: *sigh* Yo-shi.
Chef: Maybe I should call the psychologist.*picks up phone* hello? Hi this is-
Yoshi's long tongue wraps around the phone then he eats it.
Chef: he-he-he ate the phone!
Yoshi: Yoshi...
Toadette: Aww, he's sad.
Chef: Listen: until you learn how to speak in English, go to the salad bar.
Yoshi: YOSHI! *stomps foot*
Chef: Then tell me what you want!
Yoshi: Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi!
Chef: It's "Marsha Marsha Marsha" not "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi!" Geez, you can't even get the classic Brady Bunch line right.
The Energizer Bunny runs by. "The scene keeps on going and going and going."
Toadette: What was-
Mario: NOTHING!
Chef: How many times do I have to tell you!? Learn English or Salad Bar!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Salad Bar!
Yoshi: Yoooooshi!
Chef: Saaaaalad Bar!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Chef: SALAD BAR!
Mario grabs Toadette and double-dashes (=P) up the stairs.
Mario: That's enough food for today.
Toadette: .Where are we now?
Mario: Ah, this is the lounge. It's where all the players hang out after a rough day of tennis.
Toadette: This is by far the best part of the tour! Surround sound stereo, big comfy lounge chairs and sofas, a huge plasma T.V. and oooooh so much more! Can I-
Mario: ah ah ah! No you may not!. wash your hands.
Toadette: awww.. *mumble mumble mumble* ok, there you go can I-
Mario: Absolutly not! Look at those dirty shoes!
Toadette: . grrrr *mumble mumble mumble* Now may I?
Mario: Yes.
Toadette takes one step before being interrupted by Mario
Mario: . I didn't say "Simon says!"
Toadette: o.O
?????: Don't worry, he always makes that stupid joke.
Mario: Hey Daisy! This is the gossip queen: Daisy. Whenever you feel behind, go to her because she always has the latest news.
Daisy: That's right!
Toadette: Hi! My name is Toadette. I am the newest player at the MKA. well actually I haven't officially joined yet.
Daisy: On one of Mario's boooooooring tours eh?
Mario: HEY!
Toadette: They aren't that bad but yes I am.
Daisy: I see. Well, come back once your done. I have something for you.
Toadette: okay I will.
Daisy: See you later!
Toadette: Bye!
Mario's pocket begins to shake as they are going down the stairs.
Mario: Hold on.
Mario takes out a little device that looks like a mini-laptop and reads aloud the message scrolling along it.
Mario: "Today, a new student named Toadette has joined MKA. She is of the Mushroom kind like Toad and has a nice, quiet personality. Maybe she and Toad could be doubles partners. ~Daisy" Ha ha, looks like your already famous!
Toadette: What is that thing?
Mario: It is the official MKA Instant Messenger Device: The Mushroom Messenger. Of course, its more popular title is 'The Gossip Device'. You can guess who named it that. All of the players here have one, and they are to keep it with them at all times. It is used to send out important messenges and Daisy also uses it to send out the newest juicy gossip. You can also send messenges to your friends.
Toadette: Looks neat. Can I have one?
Mario: You can when you join. Until then, it remains here. Those things are exclusive to the MKA and they are the best around. We have to keep them here for safety precautions.
Toadette: Well I am going to join for sure!
Mario: Great! After the tour, I will take you back to the office where-
But he is too late, Toadette is long gone. "Office and Mushroom Messenger, HERE I COME! "
Mario: But I didn't finish the tour!
Daisy: (At the top of the stairs) Give it a rest Mario, your tours could put a caffine-crazed teenager to sleep.
Mario: She didn't get to see the rest of the courts, the training center, the Dorms. she won't even know where her room is!
Daisy: For goodness sake calm down! I am sure somebody will show her.
Mario: Yes, I suppose your right. I worry too much.
The energizer bunny runs by and circles around Mario's feet. "The blooper just keeps on going and going and going."
Daisy: Did you tell her about this little fella?
Mario: No, and I am getting tired of him! Ever since two weeks ago, he has been running around campus saying the same stupid phrase over and over again!
Daisy: I think he's cute. He does get annoying at night though. running through the hallways of the dorm banging those miniature symbols of his.
Mario: That too. I wonder when that damn battery will die out. Until it does-
Bunny: It won't die: it keeps on going and going-
Mario: That's it!
Mario kicks the bunny down the stairs and it rolls out the door.
Daisy: That's called animal abuse you know!
Mario: Darn, I was hoping it would brake.
Daisy: uhh I have to go back up to the lounge. I am missing valuable information!
Mario: Bye.
Mario's pocket begins to shake.
Mario: Already? "Are Mario's Polls Boring? Yes or No. Vote now! ~Daisy" Grrrr.
Mario rapidly and repeatedly presses no, then walks downstairs where Chef and Yoshi are still fighting.
Chef: Will you just eat from the salad bar?!
Yoshi: *shakes head* Yoshi.
Chef: THEN GET OUT!
Yoshi: Yoshi?!
Chef: Yoshi this-Yoshi that-I am sick of hearing the word Yoshi!
Yoshi: Hmph!
Frustrated, Yoshi leaps over the counter and dashes into the kitchen.
Chef: HEY! What do you think your going? Get-
Yoshi walked out of the kitchen with six watermelons. *GULP* make that five. four. three. two. one.
Yoshi: *swallows last one* mmmmm! Yoshi! *walks out of building*
Chef: Watermelons. he wanted watermelons. how does the word Yoshi mean watermelons!?! They don't even sound alike! Oh well he is gone now and it is over. thank god.
Shy Guy steps up.
Chef: What will it be?
Shy Guy: ..
Chef: I am doomed.
Will Chef get done serving food without having a nervous breakdown? Will Toadette really join the MKA? What will be the results of Daisy's poll? The answers may be revealed on the next Mario Tennis: MKA!