Previously on Mario Tennis...
Mario: Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Academy!
Toadette: Wow, this place is beautiful!
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Chef: What will it be?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Listen, until you can speak English go to the salad bar!
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Bunny: It keeps on going and going
Daisy: Did ya tell her about this little fella?
Mario: No, and I am sick of it!
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Mario Tennis: MKA
Episode Two: The First Day
Mario and Toadette are standing right outside the dorms preparing for a day of tennis. Toadette has the biggest smile on her face; she can't wait to play tennis with all of the cool people at MKA.
Toadette: Oh boy, I can't beleve it! I am finally here: In the greatest Tennis academy in the Mushroom Kingdom, no, the world and I get to play along side all of the pros! I can't wait!
Mario: I am glad your eager! ^_^ Now, before you go, I must tell you about the schedule.
Toadette: I'm listening.
Mario: On Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays, we play single matches. On Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday we play doubles. Understand?
Toadette: Yep.
Mario: On Sunday, is when we usually have something big going on, like a tornament or a competition against the BKA students or when a new student joins ;). If you are not involved with any activities like this, you can have the day off to do whatever you wish.
Toadette: Awesome!
Mario: Today is Tuesday, so that means its doubles day!
Toadette: Great!... uhh... who's my partner?
Mario: Your roomate is your partner. Which in your case would be Toad. Have you seen him?
Toadette: I have to room with a guy!?o.O
Mario: No... Toad is a girl isn't she?
Toadette: I don't think so.
Mario: TOAD'S A GUY?! Errrr, no wonder she--I mean he looked at me strangly when I asked him to the MKA Dance when Peach was sick... Oh well, I'll sort that out later. Did you see Toad yet?
Toadette: Was he the one sleeping when I was carrying my stuff to my room?
Mario: That would be him. You haven't really met him yet have you? Oh well, it doesn't matter. Toad has the flu so your partner today is going to be Daisy.
Toadette: The Gossip Queen? Cool! (I am going to get to play with the coolest of them all! YES!)
Mario: She should be waiting for you in the Lounge. You know where that is right?
Toadette: Top floor of the cafeteria building.
Mario: Then get going. I have got some things to do so I am afraid I can't accompany you.
Toadette: Oh darn, I am sorry... (Thank goodness!)
Mario: Good-bye, and good luck!
Toadette heads into the cafeteria building and up the stairs. She spots Daisy siting on the couch watching the News channel snacking on popcorn with the Mushroom Messenger by her side.
Daisy: I want some gossip! Big fat juicy gossip!... oooh its back on!
T.V.: Now, back to the Newest News, on Toad TV, the most popular channel in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Daisy: Finally!
Tom: Well Diane, we certainly have an interesting story to share. Wouldn't so say so?
Diane: Yes, we sure do Tom!
Daisy: You better!
Diane: Scientists have discovered a new cure for Athlete's Foot! The answer is fungus.
Daisy: What?! o.O
Tom: A study shows that if you apply a mushroom to an aching foot, it will make almost all of the pain go away within fifteen minutes!
Daisy: Booooooo! *tosses sugar-free, calorie-free, butter-free, taste-free, everything-free, popcorn at TV* Who cares!?
Diane: It is a wonder for athletes and constuction workers.
Daisy: Interesting my ass! :#
Toadette: Uhhh Daisy?
Daisy: Oh, hey lil' shroom girl! I got Mario's message, and we are good to go!
Toadette: Great! Lets play some tennis! (. . . lil' shroom girl? o.O Is that a cool name, or is it something to be made fun of?)
The two head down the stairs... meanwhile, a shadowy figure steps in front of the TV and takes notes of the Athlete's Foot cure...
Down stairs, Yoshi is ordering his brunch food.
Chef: Oh, hello Yoshi...
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Yes yes, I know what you want. *hands watermelon to Yoshi* Here you go.
Yoshi: Yoshi... (This isn't what I ordered you knuckle head!)
Chef: That will be one dollar for today's watermelon and $6.00 for yesterday.
Yoshi: !!!
Chef: Oh no, don't tell me you can't pay!
Yoshi: Yoshi.
Chef: If you can't pay... OFF TO THE SALAD BAR!!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: SALAD BAR!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: SALAD BAR!
Toadette: Oh no, here they go again...
Chef: There will be a lot of other fruits at the FRUIT BAR too!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: FRUIT BAR!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Chef: FRUIT BAR!
Daisy: *steps forward* Yoshi, whats wrong?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Daisy: Say that again?
Yoshi: YOSHI !!!!!!
Daisy: Sushi?
Yoshi: :#........ YOOOOOSHI!
Toadette: Time to go!
Daisy and Toadette rush outside the cafeteria building. By this time, plates are flying around the room so they immediatly head away from the building. They decide to take a nice, relaxing walk around campus.
Toadette: I still can't get over how beautiful this place is...
Daisy: Uh huh
Toadette: Not to mention all of the exciting, yet bazaar, things that happen. Do they happen every day?
Daisy: Yeah. All the time.
Toadette: It has been my dream to be able to come here. And now my childhood dream has come true... everything is perfect.
Daisy: No way!
Toadette: Yes. This place is heaven to me!
Daisy: and why is that?
Toadette: Beautiful atmosphere, spectacular atmosphere.....
Daisy: and...
Toadette: Wonderful friends. ^_^;
Daisy: Are you kidding me?!
Toadette: What? Of course not.
Daisy: Oh, and I suppose we are a bunch of jack-asses?... Yeah, I thought you would say that.
Toadette: Ummm Daisy?
Daisy: Could you hold on for a sec?... CAN'T YOU SEE I AM ON THE PHONE!? :# Geez, what will I have to do to get a little privacy here!?... I'm back!
Toadette: Oh... sorry. :ashamed:
Daisy: SHHHHHHH!!! *slaps toadette* uh huh... are you serious?!.... *scream* omg he's soooooo cute!
Two hours later...
Daisy: and then I was like, "Boy, you better watch your mouth before I get the nutcracker!" *laugh*, boy was he scared.
Three hours later:
Daisy: Girl he treats you like trash... I know thats his job but what do I care!?
Four hours later:
Daisy: Luigi?... hmmm, he's okay. He is a good tennis player but he is a major wuss!... okay, I'll call you later... alright... bye mom. *hang up* Whew! She is quite a talker ain't she?
Toadette: *wakes up* huh? What did I miss?
Daisy: C'mon, lets go play some tennis.
Toadette: Its about time!
Daisy: So where do you want to play first?
Toadette: The grass court.
Daisy: cool, I like it too. You know, this one time I-- *ring ring!*
Toadette: Oh no not again!
Daisy: Hello?... Oh hey Birdo!
Toadette: I am outta here...
Daisy: How are things over at BKA?
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Over at the Bowser's Keep Academy...
Birdo: Terrible! The boss is crabby, the Koopa Kids are a pain in the neck, and to top it all off, the Kolarful Koopas are destroying the cafeteria!
Wario: Who is that?
Birdo: Nobody! Call you back okay? *hangs up*
Wario: If I didn't know better, I would say it looks like you were talking to a MKA player!
Birdo: Of course not! Its against the rules...
?????: Thats right!
Morton Koopa Jr., Iggy, and Ludwig approached Birdo. They are three of Bowser's eight kids.
Morton: It is against the rules to have any contact with other tennis academys. That is DOUBLE for the MKA!
Iggy: Yeah! The boss hates MKA! If he found out that somebody here is friends with an MKA member... his greatness would be furious.
Ludwig: And nobody wants to make Lord Bowser angry!
Iggy: Amen to that!
Morton: I am just curious... who were you talking to?
Birdo: I-umm-ah was talking to...
Wario: Me!
Morton: Impossible! You are the one who accused her of calling a MKA member!
Wario: I was refering to the... Mary-Kate and Ashley club!
Iggy: oooooh I get it!
Ludwig: Since when are you a fan of the Olsen twins!?
Wario: O.O; Gah! Since...
Birdo: He had a MKA cookie! He is a fan of their food, not the twins themselves.
Wario: Thats right!... speaking of food--
Morton: SILENCE! I have only one more question... where was your phone Wario?
Wario: I have one of those phones that is installed in your ear. That way you can talk and play at the same time!
Morton: Alright then... Iggy, Ludwig, lets go.
They enter the cafeteria. To find a huge mess.
"What the--"
"Oh man look at this place. Its a disaster!"
"Eww I think you just steped in today's mystery soup Ludwig!"
"Sick!"
"Who did this? ANSWER ME! I know your in here."
"It was us!"
"Red!"
"Green!"
"Blue!"
"We are... THE KOLARFUL KOOPAS!"
"Oooh its them again."
"They never know when to quit do they?
"What are we going to do Morton?"
"Hmmm... Capture them. They are going to visit a wise and noble fellow. Our King!
"Who's that?"
"Lord Bowser you idiot!"
"You will never catch us!"
Birdo and Wario step away from the door.
Birdo: Hey, thanks for helping me out back there.
Wario: You owe me BIG TIME! I can't beleve you turned me into an Olsen Twin fan! :( I don't think there is anything you can do to repay that...
Birdo: I'll pay you back in food!
Wario: Deal.
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Toadette is walking around campus alone...
Toadette: I can't believe she just sat there and talked to her mom for FOUR HOURS! I may as well just give up. I can always play tennis tomorrow... I am going to go see my real doubles partner: Toad.
Toadette goes to the dorms and into Toad's room. Clothes are everywhere, and Toad is laying on the bed with a face as white as snow... oh yeah, and he's coughing, sneezing, all of that good flu stuff.
Toad: Who are you?
Toadette: You must be Toad! Boy, your worse than everyone said... my name is To--
Toad: Are you the lady sent here to entertain me?
Toadette: Excuse me?
Toad: Well aren't you going to perform for me? You know, *cough* a little trick or something?
Toadette: I think you are mistaken.
Toad: Aww you didn't bring any toys did you? Oh well. I have some of my own. You can start with my *cough* balls!
Toadette:You know, I think I am going to go now.
Toad: So your not the lady are you? I heard the lady can get into the craziest positions *cough cough cough*, why don't you stay here for the fun? ;)
Toadette: EWWW! Now I REALLY have to go!*runs out the door* It was nice meeting you!
Toad: ???... I guess not all people like jugglers and clowns. *gets box of balls out and bounces them* I hope she will get here soon... *looks at TV* Oooh my favorite show is on!
(If you thought Toad was talking about a prostitute, give yourself a slap in the face because you are a pervert. :P)
Toadette: My partner likes to do... naughty things, Daisy won't drop her phone, and I never got to play tennis! This one of the worst days I have ever--
She hears people walking up the stairs.
Daisy: What a good match! We sure showed them.
Luigi: Yep! We make a great team.
Daisy: Our doubles game is flawless! Hee hee, just like you!
Luigi: Well I... *blush*
Toadette: (WHAT?! SHe ditched me to play with... that guy!?)
Luigi: I think we should test our skills.
Daisy: You mean by challenging the number one team?
Luigi: Yes. I know we are ready for them.
Daisy: Speak for yourself! Mario and Peach are the greatest in history! We need more training.
Luigi: But you just said that we were a flawless team!
Daisy: I was just being polite.
Luigi: *anime fall*. . . . . OUCH! How the hell do those people do that? Oooh my back hurts! XO
Daisy: You will get over it. (Seesh, what a baby) Oh look its lil' shroom girl!
Luigi: Yippie... *back cracks* YEOUCH!
Daisy: Hey Toadette, whats up?
Toadette: Whats up? WHATS UP!? You wanna know whats up Daisy? I'll tell you whats up! Today was my first day here as an official MKA tennis player and I was kinda planning on playing tennis today! But Toad had the flu, so I was assigned to you-- the bossy. stuck-up drama queen!
Daisy: HEY!... Its Gossip Queen.
Toadette: I thought it would be cool to play tennis with the most popular girl at MKA. Too bad she spent half of the day talking to her mom on the phone!
Luigi: *gets up* You talked to your mom? ha ha ha
Daisy stomps on Luigi's foot, causing him to fall down and severly pop his back.
Toadette: But she doesn't stop there! She then goes off and finds Mr. Greenie here and plays doubles with him instead!
Luigi: You mean you ditched the new girl just to play tennis with me?
Daisy: Yes... I am so ashamed of myself. -_-
Luigi: Well I am flattered!
Daisy: :# *stomps on his back resulting in another large 'YELP'ing noise* You ass, thats not something that should flatter you, you should be saying 'shame on you' or 'how could you do such a cruel thing' or 'YOUR GROUNDED UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM!!!' stuff like that.
Luigi: Why not? After all, she is just a mushroom.
Toadette: o.o ... why you little--
Toadette lunges at Luigi and pins him to the ground. She throws a series of punches until...
Daisy: Stop it! Both of you!
Toadette: *gets off Luigi* I am sorry.
Luigi: Me too.
Daisy: Don't move. *whips out Mushroom Messenger and types a quick message* SEND!
Toadette: *shake shake shake, gets out Mushroom Messenger* It says "FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! At the Dorms, hurry!~Daisy" Whats up with this?
Daisy: Awww don't quit now! I just summoned an audience!
Luigi: You want us to fight?
Daisy: uh--duh! Fighting equals violence and violence is cool!
Toad: *steps out of room* Whats going on? *cough*
Daisy: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!! :D
Toad: Oh. Thats neat, but I am trying to watch my show so keep it down. *goes back into room* Ooooh! A clue a clue! Its right on the refridgerator Steve!... No not on the table you dumb-ass! Its right by the picture of the horse!... Not "The Force" from Star Wars!... Geez, somebody put him in special ed already!
Toadette: Oh joy, not only does he have a dirty mind, but he also watches Blue's Clues...
Daisy: QUIT EVESDROPPING ON THE FUNGUS AND JUST FIGHT ALREADY!!!!!
People are heard rushing up the stairs.
Daisy: Ah! Here they come! Quick! Toadette, yank on his nose and Luigi, pull her hair!
Peach: A fight huh? Not at my academy there isn't!
Daisy: Crap, its Mario and Peach.
Peach: Daisy? You started this?
Daisy: Of course not! It was Toadette! I just advertised it. ^_^
Mario: How dare you blame it on her! She is new!
Toadette: Umm, she is telling the truth, but she forgot to tell you its HER FAULT!
Toad: *still in his room* YAY!!! There's the last clue!... No not there! A dog can't reach that if it's life depended on it!
Mario: Hmmz.... what should we do Peach?
Peach: Well I certainly cannot allow such behavior in MKA so to prevent future events like this, each of you will be punished. Luigi, you are banned from the varsity team until I say so.
Luigi: *does that thing when he loses on Mario Tennis 64* Nooooo...
Peach: Daisy... I am sorry I have to do this but I have no choice but to take your Mushroom Messenger away. Drop it off at the office tommorow morning.
Daisy: *screams like a three-year old* You can't do that!!!
Peach: Toadette, your on kitchen duty for five days. report to Chef in the morning for your instructions.
Toadette: *sigh*...
Peach: And Mario--
Mario: Wha!?
Peach: YOU must take me out to dinner at the most expensive place in town and schedule my next nail appointment for me... at the most expensive place you can find.
Mario: But...but why?
Peach: For stareing at Daisy instead of me at last weeks game!
Mario: *blush* I was just watching her techniques... thats all.
Peach: I didn't know she used her chest for tennis techniques! Why don't you tell me all about them at dinner! :#
Peach drags Mario by his ear and leaves the building.
Mario: That hurts... XO
Peach: Hmph! *shake shake shake*
The Results Are IN!
Are Mario's Tours boring?
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97% 3%
Thanks for voting! ~Daisy
Mario: Grrrrr...
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How will Toadette react to her punishment? Why is Toad addicted to Blue's Clues? Does Daisy really use her chest while playing tennis? And where the hell is the Energizer Bunny? The Answers may be revealed to you in the next Mario Tennis: MKA!
Coming Soon...
Episode Three: Cookin' Up Trouble
Mario: Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Academy!
Toadette: Wow, this place is beautiful!
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Chef: What will it be?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Listen, until you can speak English go to the salad bar!
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Bunny: It keeps on going and going
Daisy: Did ya tell her about this little fella?
Mario: No, and I am sick of it!
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Mario Tennis: MKA
Episode Two: The First Day
Mario and Toadette are standing right outside the dorms preparing for a day of tennis. Toadette has the biggest smile on her face; she can't wait to play tennis with all of the cool people at MKA.
Toadette: Oh boy, I can't beleve it! I am finally here: In the greatest Tennis academy in the Mushroom Kingdom, no, the world and I get to play along side all of the pros! I can't wait!
Mario: I am glad your eager! ^_^ Now, before you go, I must tell you about the schedule.
Toadette: I'm listening.
Mario: On Monday, Wednesday, and Fridays, we play single matches. On Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday we play doubles. Understand?
Toadette: Yep.
Mario: On Sunday, is when we usually have something big going on, like a tornament or a competition against the BKA students or when a new student joins ;). If you are not involved with any activities like this, you can have the day off to do whatever you wish.
Toadette: Awesome!
Mario: Today is Tuesday, so that means its doubles day!
Toadette: Great!... uhh... who's my partner?
Mario: Your roomate is your partner. Which in your case would be Toad. Have you seen him?
Toadette: I have to room with a guy!?o.O
Mario: No... Toad is a girl isn't she?
Toadette: I don't think so.
Mario: TOAD'S A GUY?! Errrr, no wonder she--I mean he looked at me strangly when I asked him to the MKA Dance when Peach was sick... Oh well, I'll sort that out later. Did you see Toad yet?
Toadette: Was he the one sleeping when I was carrying my stuff to my room?
Mario: That would be him. You haven't really met him yet have you? Oh well, it doesn't matter. Toad has the flu so your partner today is going to be Daisy.
Toadette: The Gossip Queen? Cool! (I am going to get to play with the coolest of them all! YES!)
Mario: She should be waiting for you in the Lounge. You know where that is right?
Toadette: Top floor of the cafeteria building.
Mario: Then get going. I have got some things to do so I am afraid I can't accompany you.
Toadette: Oh darn, I am sorry... (Thank goodness!)
Mario: Good-bye, and good luck!
Toadette heads into the cafeteria building and up the stairs. She spots Daisy siting on the couch watching the News channel snacking on popcorn with the Mushroom Messenger by her side.
Daisy: I want some gossip! Big fat juicy gossip!... oooh its back on!
T.V.: Now, back to the Newest News, on Toad TV, the most popular channel in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Daisy: Finally!
Tom: Well Diane, we certainly have an interesting story to share. Wouldn't so say so?
Diane: Yes, we sure do Tom!
Daisy: You better!
Diane: Scientists have discovered a new cure for Athlete's Foot! The answer is fungus.
Daisy: What?! o.O
Tom: A study shows that if you apply a mushroom to an aching foot, it will make almost all of the pain go away within fifteen minutes!
Daisy: Booooooo! *tosses sugar-free, calorie-free, butter-free, taste-free, everything-free, popcorn at TV* Who cares!?
Diane: It is a wonder for athletes and constuction workers.
Daisy: Interesting my ass! :#
Toadette: Uhhh Daisy?
Daisy: Oh, hey lil' shroom girl! I got Mario's message, and we are good to go!
Toadette: Great! Lets play some tennis! (. . . lil' shroom girl? o.O Is that a cool name, or is it something to be made fun of?)
The two head down the stairs... meanwhile, a shadowy figure steps in front of the TV and takes notes of the Athlete's Foot cure...
Down stairs, Yoshi is ordering his brunch food.
Chef: Oh, hello Yoshi...
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: Yes yes, I know what you want. *hands watermelon to Yoshi* Here you go.
Yoshi: Yoshi... (This isn't what I ordered you knuckle head!)
Chef: That will be one dollar for today's watermelon and $6.00 for yesterday.
Yoshi: !!!
Chef: Oh no, don't tell me you can't pay!
Yoshi: Yoshi.
Chef: If you can't pay... OFF TO THE SALAD BAR!!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: SALAD BAR!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: SALAD BAR!
Toadette: Oh no, here they go again...
Chef: There will be a lot of other fruits at the FRUIT BAR too!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Chef: FRUIT BAR!
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Chef: FRUIT BAR!
Daisy: *steps forward* Yoshi, whats wrong?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Daisy: Say that again?
Yoshi: YOSHI !!!!!!
Daisy: Sushi?
Yoshi: :#........ YOOOOOSHI!
Toadette: Time to go!
Daisy and Toadette rush outside the cafeteria building. By this time, plates are flying around the room so they immediatly head away from the building. They decide to take a nice, relaxing walk around campus.
Toadette: I still can't get over how beautiful this place is...
Daisy: Uh huh
Toadette: Not to mention all of the exciting, yet bazaar, things that happen. Do they happen every day?
Daisy: Yeah. All the time.
Toadette: It has been my dream to be able to come here. And now my childhood dream has come true... everything is perfect.
Daisy: No way!
Toadette: Yes. This place is heaven to me!
Daisy: and why is that?
Toadette: Beautiful atmosphere, spectacular atmosphere.....
Daisy: and...
Toadette: Wonderful friends. ^_^;
Daisy: Are you kidding me?!
Toadette: What? Of course not.
Daisy: Oh, and I suppose we are a bunch of jack-asses?... Yeah, I thought you would say that.
Toadette: Ummm Daisy?
Daisy: Could you hold on for a sec?... CAN'T YOU SEE I AM ON THE PHONE!? :# Geez, what will I have to do to get a little privacy here!?... I'm back!
Toadette: Oh... sorry. :ashamed:
Daisy: SHHHHHHH!!! *slaps toadette* uh huh... are you serious?!.... *scream* omg he's soooooo cute!
Two hours later...
Daisy: and then I was like, "Boy, you better watch your mouth before I get the nutcracker!" *laugh*, boy was he scared.
Three hours later:
Daisy: Girl he treats you like trash... I know thats his job but what do I care!?
Four hours later:
Daisy: Luigi?... hmmm, he's okay. He is a good tennis player but he is a major wuss!... okay, I'll call you later... alright... bye mom. *hang up* Whew! She is quite a talker ain't she?
Toadette: *wakes up* huh? What did I miss?
Daisy: C'mon, lets go play some tennis.
Toadette: Its about time!
Daisy: So where do you want to play first?
Toadette: The grass court.
Daisy: cool, I like it too. You know, this one time I-- *ring ring!*
Toadette: Oh no not again!
Daisy: Hello?... Oh hey Birdo!
Toadette: I am outta here...
Daisy: How are things over at BKA?
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Over at the Bowser's Keep Academy...
Birdo: Terrible! The boss is crabby, the Koopa Kids are a pain in the neck, and to top it all off, the Kolarful Koopas are destroying the cafeteria!
Wario: Who is that?
Birdo: Nobody! Call you back okay? *hangs up*
Wario: If I didn't know better, I would say it looks like you were talking to a MKA player!
Birdo: Of course not! Its against the rules...
?????: Thats right!
Morton Koopa Jr., Iggy, and Ludwig approached Birdo. They are three of Bowser's eight kids.
Morton: It is against the rules to have any contact with other tennis academys. That is DOUBLE for the MKA!
Iggy: Yeah! The boss hates MKA! If he found out that somebody here is friends with an MKA member... his greatness would be furious.
Ludwig: And nobody wants to make Lord Bowser angry!
Iggy: Amen to that!
Morton: I am just curious... who were you talking to?
Birdo: I-umm-ah was talking to...
Wario: Me!
Morton: Impossible! You are the one who accused her of calling a MKA member!
Wario: I was refering to the... Mary-Kate and Ashley club!
Iggy: oooooh I get it!
Ludwig: Since when are you a fan of the Olsen twins!?
Wario: O.O; Gah! Since...
Birdo: He had a MKA cookie! He is a fan of their food, not the twins themselves.
Wario: Thats right!... speaking of food--
Morton: SILENCE! I have only one more question... where was your phone Wario?
Wario: I have one of those phones that is installed in your ear. That way you can talk and play at the same time!
Morton: Alright then... Iggy, Ludwig, lets go.
They enter the cafeteria. To find a huge mess.
"What the--"
"Oh man look at this place. Its a disaster!"
"Eww I think you just steped in today's mystery soup Ludwig!"
"Sick!"
"Who did this? ANSWER ME! I know your in here."
"It was us!"
"Red!"
"Green!"
"Blue!"
"We are... THE KOLARFUL KOOPAS!"
"Oooh its them again."
"They never know when to quit do they?
"What are we going to do Morton?"
"Hmmm... Capture them. They are going to visit a wise and noble fellow. Our King!
"Who's that?"
"Lord Bowser you idiot!"
"You will never catch us!"
Birdo and Wario step away from the door.
Birdo: Hey, thanks for helping me out back there.
Wario: You owe me BIG TIME! I can't beleve you turned me into an Olsen Twin fan! :( I don't think there is anything you can do to repay that...
Birdo: I'll pay you back in food!
Wario: Deal.
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Toadette is walking around campus alone...
Toadette: I can't believe she just sat there and talked to her mom for FOUR HOURS! I may as well just give up. I can always play tennis tomorrow... I am going to go see my real doubles partner: Toad.
Toadette goes to the dorms and into Toad's room. Clothes are everywhere, and Toad is laying on the bed with a face as white as snow... oh yeah, and he's coughing, sneezing, all of that good flu stuff.
Toad: Who are you?
Toadette: You must be Toad! Boy, your worse than everyone said... my name is To--
Toad: Are you the lady sent here to entertain me?
Toadette: Excuse me?
Toad: Well aren't you going to perform for me? You know, *cough* a little trick or something?
Toadette: I think you are mistaken.
Toad: Aww you didn't bring any toys did you? Oh well. I have some of my own. You can start with my *cough* balls!
Toadette:You know, I think I am going to go now.
Toad: So your not the lady are you? I heard the lady can get into the craziest positions *cough cough cough*, why don't you stay here for the fun? ;)
Toadette: EWWW! Now I REALLY have to go!*runs out the door* It was nice meeting you!
Toad: ???... I guess not all people like jugglers and clowns. *gets box of balls out and bounces them* I hope she will get here soon... *looks at TV* Oooh my favorite show is on!
(If you thought Toad was talking about a prostitute, give yourself a slap in the face because you are a pervert. :P)
Toadette: My partner likes to do... naughty things, Daisy won't drop her phone, and I never got to play tennis! This one of the worst days I have ever--
She hears people walking up the stairs.
Daisy: What a good match! We sure showed them.
Luigi: Yep! We make a great team.
Daisy: Our doubles game is flawless! Hee hee, just like you!
Luigi: Well I... *blush*
Toadette: (WHAT?! SHe ditched me to play with... that guy!?)
Luigi: I think we should test our skills.
Daisy: You mean by challenging the number one team?
Luigi: Yes. I know we are ready for them.
Daisy: Speak for yourself! Mario and Peach are the greatest in history! We need more training.
Luigi: But you just said that we were a flawless team!
Daisy: I was just being polite.
Luigi: *anime fall*. . . . . OUCH! How the hell do those people do that? Oooh my back hurts! XO
Daisy: You will get over it. (Seesh, what a baby) Oh look its lil' shroom girl!
Luigi: Yippie... *back cracks* YEOUCH!
Daisy: Hey Toadette, whats up?
Toadette: Whats up? WHATS UP!? You wanna know whats up Daisy? I'll tell you whats up! Today was my first day here as an official MKA tennis player and I was kinda planning on playing tennis today! But Toad had the flu, so I was assigned to you-- the bossy. stuck-up drama queen!
Daisy: HEY!... Its Gossip Queen.
Toadette: I thought it would be cool to play tennis with the most popular girl at MKA. Too bad she spent half of the day talking to her mom on the phone!
Luigi: *gets up* You talked to your mom? ha ha ha
Daisy stomps on Luigi's foot, causing him to fall down and severly pop his back.
Toadette: But she doesn't stop there! She then goes off and finds Mr. Greenie here and plays doubles with him instead!
Luigi: You mean you ditched the new girl just to play tennis with me?
Daisy: Yes... I am so ashamed of myself. -_-
Luigi: Well I am flattered!
Daisy: :# *stomps on his back resulting in another large 'YELP'ing noise* You ass, thats not something that should flatter you, you should be saying 'shame on you' or 'how could you do such a cruel thing' or 'YOUR GROUNDED UNTIL YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM!!!' stuff like that.
Luigi: Why not? After all, she is just a mushroom.
Toadette: o.o ... why you little--
Toadette lunges at Luigi and pins him to the ground. She throws a series of punches until...
Daisy: Stop it! Both of you!
Toadette: *gets off Luigi* I am sorry.
Luigi: Me too.
Daisy: Don't move. *whips out Mushroom Messenger and types a quick message* SEND!
Toadette: *shake shake shake, gets out Mushroom Messenger* It says "FIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!! At the Dorms, hurry!~Daisy" Whats up with this?
Daisy: Awww don't quit now! I just summoned an audience!
Luigi: You want us to fight?
Daisy: uh--duh! Fighting equals violence and violence is cool!
Toad: *steps out of room* Whats going on? *cough*
Daisy: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!! :D
Toad: Oh. Thats neat, but I am trying to watch my show so keep it down. *goes back into room* Ooooh! A clue a clue! Its right on the refridgerator Steve!... No not on the table you dumb-ass! Its right by the picture of the horse!... Not "The Force" from Star Wars!... Geez, somebody put him in special ed already!
Toadette: Oh joy, not only does he have a dirty mind, but he also watches Blue's Clues...
Daisy: QUIT EVESDROPPING ON THE FUNGUS AND JUST FIGHT ALREADY!!!!!
People are heard rushing up the stairs.
Daisy: Ah! Here they come! Quick! Toadette, yank on his nose and Luigi, pull her hair!
Peach: A fight huh? Not at my academy there isn't!
Daisy: Crap, its Mario and Peach.
Peach: Daisy? You started this?
Daisy: Of course not! It was Toadette! I just advertised it. ^_^
Mario: How dare you blame it on her! She is new!
Toadette: Umm, she is telling the truth, but she forgot to tell you its HER FAULT!
Toad: *still in his room* YAY!!! There's the last clue!... No not there! A dog can't reach that if it's life depended on it!
Mario: Hmmz.... what should we do Peach?
Peach: Well I certainly cannot allow such behavior in MKA so to prevent future events like this, each of you will be punished. Luigi, you are banned from the varsity team until I say so.
Luigi: *does that thing when he loses on Mario Tennis 64* Nooooo...
Peach: Daisy... I am sorry I have to do this but I have no choice but to take your Mushroom Messenger away. Drop it off at the office tommorow morning.
Daisy: *screams like a three-year old* You can't do that!!!
Peach: Toadette, your on kitchen duty for five days. report to Chef in the morning for your instructions.
Toadette: *sigh*...
Peach: And Mario--
Mario: Wha!?
Peach: YOU must take me out to dinner at the most expensive place in town and schedule my next nail appointment for me... at the most expensive place you can find.
Mario: But...but why?
Peach: For stareing at Daisy instead of me at last weeks game!
Mario: *blush* I was just watching her techniques... thats all.
Peach: I didn't know she used her chest for tennis techniques! Why don't you tell me all about them at dinner! :#
Peach drags Mario by his ear and leaves the building.
Mario: That hurts... XO
Peach: Hmph! *shake shake shake*
The Results Are IN!
Are Mario's Tours boring?
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Thanks for voting! ~Daisy
Mario: Grrrrr...
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How will Toadette react to her punishment? Why is Toad addicted to Blue's Clues? Does Daisy really use her chest while playing tennis? And where the hell is the Energizer Bunny? The Answers may be revealed to you in the next Mario Tennis: MKA!
Coming Soon...
Episode Three: Cookin' Up Trouble