I am a Banana: I'm the retard, my betterer wasn't around 'cause she was at school...I did mean Ruthlessly...looks guilty, hides behind curtains

Sorry it took me so long! I try and update sooner, 'specially since it's the holidays:)

Chapter twenty-nine: Mucking Around Discussing Politics

"No, Don. Knockharp isn't dead," Barry said looking at Andy with new found respect, "Or is he?"

"No, he's not dead," Andy replied chest heaving and looking shocked, as though someone told her Snape had washed his hair - that kind of shocked.

"Oh," Don hung his head in disappointment.

"What did you do to him then?" Barry asked.

Knockharp rose to feet,

"Children? Would you be so kind as to show me where the nearest bathroom is?"

"Bathroom?" Don looked at him, "It's up there..." Don pointed upwards.

"Well that's a bloody long way up! Now boys may I ask, what are we doing down here? Did you drop something?"

"N-"

"I'm not a boy!" Andy protested.

"Of course your not..." Knockharp said patting Andy on the shoulder. Expecting Andy argue more Don and Barry began to explore around them, only Andy didn't,

"Fine, call me a boy if you wish. But I just want to know...What's your name?"

Barry and Don looked up and listened for Knockharps response.

"My name?"

"Yes, your name."

"I-I don't know...What's yours? Maybe we could share it...?"

"So I did do it right..." Andy muttered.

"Do what?" Knockharp asked.

"A memory charm, I did it right..."

"Well done son!" Knockharp congratulated her with a hug, "Who now has no memory?"

"You."

"Well, that wasn't very nice! What-"

"Barry...Don...Andy...?" Came a voice from above.

"NICK!" Barry yelled back up towards the voice.

"Yep, and Jonny's here too! Hang on, we're coming down!"

"No, don't-" Don began

Soon Jonny and Nick landed on top of each other,

"Get off me, you fagot!" Jonny yelled, sounding as though his face was squashed.

Now, young man, referring to someone as a fagot is not only offending them, but also-"

Whack Don hit him over the head with a saucepan.

"Where the fuck are are you getting them!" Barry yelled, as Jonny said at the same time,

"It was you!"

Don chose to ignore both of them.

Andy rolled her eyes,

"Why! Why! Why did I wind up stuck with you lot!"

"Because you looooooooooooooooooooooooove us!" Barry said.

"Oh god! You sound like my sister!" Jonny screamed and backing away from Barry.

"Hey! He is too!" Nick agreed.

"Shuddup..." Barry answered back, folding his arms.

"GUYS! Focus!" Don said.

"On what?" Nick asked.

Don tapped his foot impatiently, looking very much like Mione, only a few things different here and there.

"Donny Wonny?" came Jub/Jalayna's voice from above.

"Jubby!"

"Donny Wonny, what are you doing down there?"

"Saving Hogwarts!"

"Oh, Donny Wonny! You make me so proud!"

Don positively glowed.

It was now Andy's turn to tap her foot impatiently and clear her throat.

"Donny Wonny, I'm coming down!"

"No! Jubby don't!"

"Donny Wonny..." Jub now sounded suspious, "Who else is down there...?"

"Well, there's Barry and Andy and-"

"What are you doing to Andy?"

"Nothing?" Don looked confused.

"Well, then why can't I come down?"

Don sighed,

"Fine you can come down..."

Jub jumped.

"Oh for god sake! Are we going to do what we came down here to do or what!" Andy roared.

The chamber began to shake and a large amount of rocks began to fell from the roof. Everyone dived to try and protect themselves. The rocks fell, creating a large wall between Barry and the rest of them.

'Well that's just a coincedence...' Barry thought to himself.

"I didn't do it!" Andy's voice came from the other side.

"Andy!"

Barry heard several people thump her on the back.

"Hang on...Barry? Barry where are you!" Andy started to panic.

"I'm here!" Barry called through the rocks.

"HOLY SHIT HE'S BEEN CRUSHED!" Andy panicked more.

"No, Andy. I fine, I'm on the otherside of the rocks..."

"Really? Oh that's okay..." Andy calmed.

"Now guys, are you all listening?"

"Yes!" They chorused.

"Now, I'm going to go save Minnie. You guys clear rocks so we can get back through...Okay?"

"Yep!"

As Barry turned and began walking down the tunnel, he could already hear the scraping of rocks being shifted. For a brief moment Barry felt jealous they were all together and only had the job of clearing rocks, but he soon remembered. They had Knockharp, with no memory and he was likely to gain conscieness any moment...