Previously on Mario Tennis: MKA.
Toadette: You stole my doubles partner!
Daisy: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! :D
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Daisy: How are things at BKA?
Birdo: Terrible!
Wario: Who is that? If I didn't know better, I'd say your talking to an MKA player!
Birdo: !!! Of course not. It's against the rules.
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Morton: WHO STARTED THE FOOD FIGHT?!
Kolarful Koopas: It was us- The Kolarful Koopas!
Iggy: Oh no, its those troublemakers again!
Ludwig: What are we going to do?
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Peach: I cannot believe this! A fight at MKA? Not while I am here! Daisy, your banned from your Mushroom Messenger, Luigi, your temporarily suspended from the varsity team, and Toadette must go on Kitchen duty for five days.
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And now. The third episode of: Mario Tennis: MKA!
Mario Tennis: MKA
Episode Three: Cookin' Up Trouble
Toadette is standing outside the cafeteria and stares into the window. She wears an angry expression on her face and ponders what will happen to her.
Toadette: I cannot believe I have to do this! I get in trouble on the very first day thanks to the drama queen and that one green man and now I am on kitchen duty for the rest of the week! I hope the Chef is nice, because I am not in the mood to be ordered around today. When I get inside, I am just going to walk on up to him and say: "I can't work today because-"
Inside.
Toadette: My dog ate my homework!
Chef: ... You didn't have any homework.
Toadette: (Crap it failed! I only have one more option) Look behind you! A fish is trying to sneak out of the kitchen!
Sushi: What!? Aww they spotted me!
Chef: Ahhh!
Chef dashes over and catches Sushi.
Chef: You're a very bad fish! You know better than to run away from me! Now you will be served on Friday as an appetizer rather than Sunday as the main course.
Sushi: Nooooo please have mercy! I have kids to take care of! Without me those Yoshis are as good as dead!
Chef: I HATE YOSHIS! *Slaps Sushi then stuffs her in the freezer* Rotten little fish.
Toadette: I don't mean to be interrupting but I feel like I am forgetting something.
Chef: Hey uh weren't you supposed to run while I was distracted?
Toadette: Oh that's right. ugh! How could I be so stupid!
Chef: Well it's too late now. Put on this apron and mess up your hair, I have to make it look like I am working you to death. *tosses her an apron*
She does what she is told then walks around the kitchen searching for the food.
Toadette: Say where are the packages of frozen food?
Chef: What?
Toadette: You know, the frozen stuff we pop into an oven for five minutes then serve to the people like it's actually cooked properly. You know, like school food.
Chef: HA HA HA! You are a funny one! We don't have that frozen microwave dinner crap.
Toadette: We don't?
Chef: No no no! We make the food ourselves. That's why our food is best because we cook food we make.
Toadette: Your kidding. I don't even know how to cook!
Chef: WHAT? Are you telling me that they sent me a person that has never cooked her own meals to be an assistant to a first-class chef?! That's crazy talk! Surely you do cook.
Toadette: No.
Chef: *sigh* then open the cupboard to your left. There you will find the ingredients to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Start making them. After your done, start on the alphabet soup.
Toadette: Yes sir.
After about a half-hour, Toadette has finished the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and has just emptied several alphabet soup cans into different pots on the stove.
Toadette: *sigh* . *pocket begins to shake* Oh what's this?
She pulls out the Mushroom Messenger.
We heard you were working kitchen duty. listen, you want to be cool right?
Toadette: ??? *types* "who are you?"
That isn't important. Just answer my question.
"Of course I want to be popular but-"
Perfect. Come by the MKA gates at lunchtime and I will give you a little secret recipe that will have all of the students praising your name.
"I am not going to come unless you tell me who you are"
. . . . .I am someone you have known your whole life.
Toadette stares blankly into the screen then turns it off.
Toadette: That was weird.
Chef: What are you doing!? The food! THE FOOD!
Toadette: Will you relax? I have everything under-
The alphabet soup explodes and soaks Toadette.
Toadette: Oh no! look at me! I am soaked in letters and tomato soup! (the letters l-o-s-e-r form on her forehead)
Chef: Its not you, it's the time! We have five minutes until they start coming for breakfast and all we have is half-ass sandwiches and the fruit! We still need the milk and cereal!!!
Toadette: ... What do you mean "half-ass sandwiches"?! I did a great job on them!
Chef: Aye, what are we going to do? I may lose my job because of your stupidity!
Toadette: I demand that you tell me why you call these flawless sandwiches half-ass made!
Chef: What about the Yoshi kid? If he comes in here first, the others will have nothing to eat!
Toadette: Why are you ignoring me?
Chef: *looks out window to see Yoshi standing outside the door* EEEEK! He is here! Already! Were doomed!
Toadette: Who?
Chef: Yoshi! You have seen him before, yes?
Toadette: During Mario's tour I saw you two fighting.
Chef: Exactly! He is my worst enemy!. We need to distract him while I finish the food. YOU! Go out there and stall him with whatever you can!
Toadette: Now? But I am covered in alphabet soup!
Chef: PERFECT! Food will defenatly slow him down! Now go!
Toadette: But.my dog ate my--
Chef: I SAID GO!
Toadette is shoved outside. Yoshi glares at her with a gleam in his eye
Toadette: What are you looking at?. Ummm the breakfast will be served a little later today due to. technical difficulties.
Yoshi: ...
Toadette: So scram... beat it..now.. go.. PLEASE!
Yoshi grabs a note card and writes 'No'
At the varsity court. Mario and Peach are watching a match together and discussing random subjects that mostly have nothing to do with tennis.
Mario: I am telling you he is not guilty of it!
Peach: Of course he is! They caught him this time and they even have a witness!
Mario: C'mon Peach, its just a publicity stunt. Michael Jackson just wants to be noticed more.
Peach: Mario, getting charged with Child Molestation is not a publicity stunt. You should read more.
Mario: I read all the time!
Peach: Sure you read Nintendo Power magazine and The newspaper (and one other that shall remain nameless since it is inappropriate. I can't believe I caught him glaring at. it!) but those aren't real books. Have you read Hamlet? Or how about A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare.
Mario: You just made those up didn't you?
Peach: No Mario I didn't.
Mario: I can make up books too! Like, The Harry Potter, The Hat on the Cat, and To Kill A Hummingbird. See?
Peach: Mario, you didn't make those up, you just altered the title of previously published books. In fact, those books are on your lap right now.
Mario: . Oh well whatta know? They are on my lap.
Peach: -_-
Back outside the cafeteria.
Toadette: Look, I am afraid we are busy at the moment.
Luigi: I know but I have a message for the Chef.
Toadette: He can see nobody at this time.
Luigi: OH MY GOD HE'S BLIND!
Toadette: Nooooo he is just busy.
Luigi: But it's really important and it will only take a sec.
Toadette: Sorry. No can do.
Luigi: mumble mumble mumble, loser. *walks away*
Five minutes later, Daisy walks up.
Daisy: hello, I have to talk to you.
Toadette: I am listening.
Daisy: You made me get in trouble and I-
Toadette: ME!? Since when was it my fault?
Daisy: Since you had to get all pissy about Luigi being partners with me!
Toadette: You wouldn't play and it wasn't fair that he can just walk up and be your partner when I was assigned to you!
Daisy: So! You were the one who just left when Birdo called!
Toadette: You talked to your mom on the phone for half of the fricken day, I wasn't going to just sit there through another call!
Daisy: For your information that call lasted only 14 seconds! She was interrupted and had to leave!
Toadette: .
Daisy: That's right! So if you would have just stayed there instead of running off this would have never of happened.
Toadette: So. it was my fault.
Daisy: And now I and stuck without my Gossip Device for a whole week! I'll deal with you later. lil' shroom girl. *leaves*
Toadette: I knew she was making fun of me when she said that!
Daisy: Oh, I forgot something. LOSER! Ha ha ha! *leaves*
Ten minutes later Yoshi is back
Toadette: I told you, breakfast is delayed! I'll contact you when it's ready.
Yoshi: Yoshi! *points at her*
Toadette: What?
Yoshi grabs a note card and writes 'LOSER' then he leaves.
Toadette: Geez, what the hell is up with that? Why is everyone calling me a loser?
At the varsity courts.
Mario: Peach, did you hear about the big food fight at BKA?
Peach: Yes I did. It's a good thing we hired a good, trustworthy man that would never allow such things to happen.
Mario: Did you forget something? You sentenced that new girl to a few days of kitchen duty. We can't trust her to prevent food fights. After all, she is a troublemaker.
Peach: Tee hee! Mario, do you actually think Toadette would do something like that? She seems to be such a nice girl.
Mario: Nice? Well that 'nice' girl you know beat up Lui.Lui. ugh its on the tip of my tongue.
Peach: -_-; Luigi.
Mario: Yeah that's his name! Sorry, I was dozing off. anyway, everyone knows that he is not the one to start fights with pizza toppings. Only Yoshi does that.
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Waiter: Here you go sir.
Yoshi: ... Grr (I ordered pepperoni! Not Supreme!)
Yoshi tosses pizza at waiter
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Mario: And that was only one time.
Peach: I am sure she had a reason to fight him. that reminds me, I don't think we ever gave them the chance to tell us why and how it happened!
Mario: Your right... whoops.
Peach: I'll go talk to Daisy and Toadette, you find Luigi.
Mario: Okie dokie!
Peach: Oh, and Mario.
Mario: Yes?
Peach: Please don't forget Luigi's name while your talking to him. Its very rude and disrespectful, not to mention he's your brother!
Mario: I swear I was just dozing off then, I know his name.
Peach: Whatever, just don't do it again.
Mario: Okay Pauline.
Peach: Huh?!
Mario: PEACH! Peach..
Peach: .(who the hell is Pauline?)
At the cafeteria. Peach walks up.
Peach: Excuse me, have you seen Daisy?
Toadette: Nope. We are closed. because-
Peach: I don't care, let me in.
Toadette: Err Chef is busy now and he must be left alone. He told me not to let anyone in.
Peach: Well I suggest you let me through before I throw you out of MKA and Chef becomes a homeless hobo with nothing to do except become a prosti-
Toadette: C'MON IN!
Inside.
Chef: Damn it Toadette! I told you *notices Peach* to, uh, never ever ever greet people while eating condensed soup.
Peach:
Chef: Hello Miss Peach! What can I do for you?
Peach: I am looking for this person: *hands him a picture*
Chef: Wow, someone must really like you to give you this! Who is this guy?
Peach: Huh?. EEEK! *swipes back photo* Umm. nobody. ; I showed you the wrong picture. This is the real one.
Chef: Daisy? Nope, haven't seen her.
Peach: Are you serious? She hasn't been to the lounge?
Chef: Nobody has because we are closed due to a delay of breakfast.
Peach: Why breakfast? Its 11:30.
Toadette: *outside* Oh no! I have to get to the main gate-and fast!
Chef: WHAT?! Oh no!
Peach: Oh dear. you look troubled.
Chef: Look? I AM troubled! We missed breakfast, lunch starts in. now and I have NOTHING to serve! What am I supposed to do?
Peach: Relax. I'll simply cancel lunch so you can cook a dinner soooo good that it makes up for everything!
Chef: Really? Aww thank you Miss Peach!
Peach: Its nothing! We all fall behind at times.
Chef: I know what you mean.
Peach: Well I better get going.
Chef: Wait! I didn't tell you about my cousin. She wants to come and visit next week.
Peach: Oh, really? Well you know our policy with visitors at the MKA. You must consult Mario or I or they are not allowed.
Chef: That is why I need to talk to you about it.
Peach: I am sorry, but I am busy at this moment. We can talk later, just go to the office and schedule an appointment or something.
Chef: I'll do that. Good-bye Miss Peach!
Peach: Bye bye.
Outside, Toadette is heading for the main gate. only she is lost.
Toadette: HUFF, PUFF, where is that stupid gate? I have no idea how to get there.
?????: Just follow your nose!
Toadette: Huh?
Standing at her feet is a small bird with a red-tipped beak.
Bird: Just follow your nose! Where ever it goes!
Toadette: *looks and realizes she doesn't have a nose.* You piece of crap!
Toadette kicks the bird away.
Toadette: How DARE you say something so cruel! It's not my fault I don't have a nose! Hmph!
She arrives at the gate within thirty seconds.
Toadette: I hope I am not.*sees a box with a note taped to it*. too late. -_-
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Dear Unpopular person:
Sorry that I couldn't stay, but here is the gift as promised. Just put the contents of the box in a soup then add a watermelon. Let it sit for ten minutes then it should be ready! Good luck!
Sincerely,
KK
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Toadette: Sounds easy. too easy.
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P.S.: This message will self-destruct right about.. now.
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The letter explodes in her face.
Toadette: .Alright, now that all of the danger is gone I should get this in today's beef stew!. But how in the world do I get back to the cafeteria?
Three baby birds: Just follow your nose!. Umm have you seen our Uncle Toucan? We cannot find him.
Toadette: . JUST FOLLOW YOUR NOSE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! *stomps on the three birds*
Toadette arrives at the kitchen.
Chef: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?
Toadette: Umm.
Chef: And if you say "My dog ate my homework" one more time.
Toadette: I was ambushed by a cereal box mascot and his three little twits.
Chef: . . .Do you really expect me to believe that!?
CRASH!!!
Toadette: What was that?
Chef: TO THE KITCHEN!
The little "Super Friends" logo appears and disappears.
In the kitchen, they spot a pink rabbit eating some cereal.
Chef: OH NO!!!
Chef grabs a gun and shoots the rabbit.
Chef: Damnit you dumb-ass rabbit! Trix are for the MKA players!
Rabbit: But how could I *cough* resist those fruity flavors! Rasberry-Red, and. oh what's the use. *gets out a cigarette* I've gotta admit my drug problem. *dies*
Chef grabs the body and stuffs it in the freezer
Chef: You saw nothing.
Toadette: *terrified* nod nod nod.
Thirty minutes later, Chef left to talk to Peach about his cousin and left Toadette in charge.
Toadette: Now is my chance.
She dumps all of the ingredients in, as instructed.
Toadette: Okay, now I have to wait. I might as well go to the lounge and see what is on T.V.
Toadette leaves the room. The stew begins to turn purple and bubbles rapidly.
What will be the result of Toadette's meal? What will Luigi and Daisy say about the fight? Why can't Mario remember anybody's name. Who the hell is Pauline? Why are Toadette's sandwiches half-assed? (meaning only half the effort was put in her work) And what is up with all of the breakfast crew cameo appearances? Answers may be revealed in the next episode of Mario Tennis: MKA!
Toadette: You stole my doubles partner!
Daisy: FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! :D
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Daisy: How are things at BKA?
Birdo: Terrible!
Wario: Who is that? If I didn't know better, I'd say your talking to an MKA player!
Birdo: !!! Of course not. It's against the rules.
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Morton: WHO STARTED THE FOOD FIGHT?!
Kolarful Koopas: It was us- The Kolarful Koopas!
Iggy: Oh no, its those troublemakers again!
Ludwig: What are we going to do?
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Peach: I cannot believe this! A fight at MKA? Not while I am here! Daisy, your banned from your Mushroom Messenger, Luigi, your temporarily suspended from the varsity team, and Toadette must go on Kitchen duty for five days.
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And now. The third episode of: Mario Tennis: MKA!
Mario Tennis: MKA
Episode Three: Cookin' Up Trouble
Toadette is standing outside the cafeteria and stares into the window. She wears an angry expression on her face and ponders what will happen to her.
Toadette: I cannot believe I have to do this! I get in trouble on the very first day thanks to the drama queen and that one green man and now I am on kitchen duty for the rest of the week! I hope the Chef is nice, because I am not in the mood to be ordered around today. When I get inside, I am just going to walk on up to him and say: "I can't work today because-"
Inside.
Toadette: My dog ate my homework!
Chef: ... You didn't have any homework.
Toadette: (Crap it failed! I only have one more option) Look behind you! A fish is trying to sneak out of the kitchen!
Sushi: What!? Aww they spotted me!
Chef: Ahhh!
Chef dashes over and catches Sushi.
Chef: You're a very bad fish! You know better than to run away from me! Now you will be served on Friday as an appetizer rather than Sunday as the main course.
Sushi: Nooooo please have mercy! I have kids to take care of! Without me those Yoshis are as good as dead!
Chef: I HATE YOSHIS! *Slaps Sushi then stuffs her in the freezer* Rotten little fish.
Toadette: I don't mean to be interrupting but I feel like I am forgetting something.
Chef: Hey uh weren't you supposed to run while I was distracted?
Toadette: Oh that's right. ugh! How could I be so stupid!
Chef: Well it's too late now. Put on this apron and mess up your hair, I have to make it look like I am working you to death. *tosses her an apron*
She does what she is told then walks around the kitchen searching for the food.
Toadette: Say where are the packages of frozen food?
Chef: What?
Toadette: You know, the frozen stuff we pop into an oven for five minutes then serve to the people like it's actually cooked properly. You know, like school food.
Chef: HA HA HA! You are a funny one! We don't have that frozen microwave dinner crap.
Toadette: We don't?
Chef: No no no! We make the food ourselves. That's why our food is best because we cook food we make.
Toadette: Your kidding. I don't even know how to cook!
Chef: WHAT? Are you telling me that they sent me a person that has never cooked her own meals to be an assistant to a first-class chef?! That's crazy talk! Surely you do cook.
Toadette: No.
Chef: *sigh* then open the cupboard to your left. There you will find the ingredients to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Start making them. After your done, start on the alphabet soup.
Toadette: Yes sir.
After about a half-hour, Toadette has finished the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and has just emptied several alphabet soup cans into different pots on the stove.
Toadette: *sigh* . *pocket begins to shake* Oh what's this?
She pulls out the Mushroom Messenger.
We heard you were working kitchen duty. listen, you want to be cool right?
Toadette: ??? *types* "who are you?"
That isn't important. Just answer my question.
"Of course I want to be popular but-"
Perfect. Come by the MKA gates at lunchtime and I will give you a little secret recipe that will have all of the students praising your name.
"I am not going to come unless you tell me who you are"
. . . . .I am someone you have known your whole life.
Toadette stares blankly into the screen then turns it off.
Toadette: That was weird.
Chef: What are you doing!? The food! THE FOOD!
Toadette: Will you relax? I have everything under-
The alphabet soup explodes and soaks Toadette.
Toadette: Oh no! look at me! I am soaked in letters and tomato soup! (the letters l-o-s-e-r form on her forehead)
Chef: Its not you, it's the time! We have five minutes until they start coming for breakfast and all we have is half-ass sandwiches and the fruit! We still need the milk and cereal!!!
Toadette: ... What do you mean "half-ass sandwiches"?! I did a great job on them!
Chef: Aye, what are we going to do? I may lose my job because of your stupidity!
Toadette: I demand that you tell me why you call these flawless sandwiches half-ass made!
Chef: What about the Yoshi kid? If he comes in here first, the others will have nothing to eat!
Toadette: Why are you ignoring me?
Chef: *looks out window to see Yoshi standing outside the door* EEEEK! He is here! Already! Were doomed!
Toadette: Who?
Chef: Yoshi! You have seen him before, yes?
Toadette: During Mario's tour I saw you two fighting.
Chef: Exactly! He is my worst enemy!. We need to distract him while I finish the food. YOU! Go out there and stall him with whatever you can!
Toadette: Now? But I am covered in alphabet soup!
Chef: PERFECT! Food will defenatly slow him down! Now go!
Toadette: But.my dog ate my--
Chef: I SAID GO!
Toadette is shoved outside. Yoshi glares at her with a gleam in his eye
Toadette: What are you looking at?. Ummm the breakfast will be served a little later today due to. technical difficulties.
Yoshi: ...
Toadette: So scram... beat it..now.. go.. PLEASE!
Yoshi grabs a note card and writes 'No'
At the varsity court. Mario and Peach are watching a match together and discussing random subjects that mostly have nothing to do with tennis.
Mario: I am telling you he is not guilty of it!
Peach: Of course he is! They caught him this time and they even have a witness!
Mario: C'mon Peach, its just a publicity stunt. Michael Jackson just wants to be noticed more.
Peach: Mario, getting charged with Child Molestation is not a publicity stunt. You should read more.
Mario: I read all the time!
Peach: Sure you read Nintendo Power magazine and The newspaper (and one other that shall remain nameless since it is inappropriate. I can't believe I caught him glaring at. it!) but those aren't real books. Have you read Hamlet? Or how about A Midsummer Night's Dream by Shakespeare.
Mario: You just made those up didn't you?
Peach: No Mario I didn't.
Mario: I can make up books too! Like, The Harry Potter, The Hat on the Cat, and To Kill A Hummingbird. See?
Peach: Mario, you didn't make those up, you just altered the title of previously published books. In fact, those books are on your lap right now.
Mario: . Oh well whatta know? They are on my lap.
Peach: -_-
Back outside the cafeteria.
Toadette: Look, I am afraid we are busy at the moment.
Luigi: I know but I have a message for the Chef.
Toadette: He can see nobody at this time.
Luigi: OH MY GOD HE'S BLIND!
Toadette: Nooooo he is just busy.
Luigi: But it's really important and it will only take a sec.
Toadette: Sorry. No can do.
Luigi: mumble mumble mumble, loser. *walks away*
Five minutes later, Daisy walks up.
Daisy: hello, I have to talk to you.
Toadette: I am listening.
Daisy: You made me get in trouble and I-
Toadette: ME!? Since when was it my fault?
Daisy: Since you had to get all pissy about Luigi being partners with me!
Toadette: You wouldn't play and it wasn't fair that he can just walk up and be your partner when I was assigned to you!
Daisy: So! You were the one who just left when Birdo called!
Toadette: You talked to your mom on the phone for half of the fricken day, I wasn't going to just sit there through another call!
Daisy: For your information that call lasted only 14 seconds! She was interrupted and had to leave!
Toadette: .
Daisy: That's right! So if you would have just stayed there instead of running off this would have never of happened.
Toadette: So. it was my fault.
Daisy: And now I and stuck without my Gossip Device for a whole week! I'll deal with you later. lil' shroom girl. *leaves*
Toadette: I knew she was making fun of me when she said that!
Daisy: Oh, I forgot something. LOSER! Ha ha ha! *leaves*
Ten minutes later Yoshi is back
Toadette: I told you, breakfast is delayed! I'll contact you when it's ready.
Yoshi: Yoshi! *points at her*
Toadette: What?
Yoshi grabs a note card and writes 'LOSER' then he leaves.
Toadette: Geez, what the hell is up with that? Why is everyone calling me a loser?
At the varsity courts.
Mario: Peach, did you hear about the big food fight at BKA?
Peach: Yes I did. It's a good thing we hired a good, trustworthy man that would never allow such things to happen.
Mario: Did you forget something? You sentenced that new girl to a few days of kitchen duty. We can't trust her to prevent food fights. After all, she is a troublemaker.
Peach: Tee hee! Mario, do you actually think Toadette would do something like that? She seems to be such a nice girl.
Mario: Nice? Well that 'nice' girl you know beat up Lui.Lui. ugh its on the tip of my tongue.
Peach: -_-; Luigi.
Mario: Yeah that's his name! Sorry, I was dozing off. anyway, everyone knows that he is not the one to start fights with pizza toppings. Only Yoshi does that.
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Waiter: Here you go sir.
Yoshi: ... Grr (I ordered pepperoni! Not Supreme!)
Yoshi tosses pizza at waiter
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Mario: And that was only one time.
Peach: I am sure she had a reason to fight him. that reminds me, I don't think we ever gave them the chance to tell us why and how it happened!
Mario: Your right... whoops.
Peach: I'll go talk to Daisy and Toadette, you find Luigi.
Mario: Okie dokie!
Peach: Oh, and Mario.
Mario: Yes?
Peach: Please don't forget Luigi's name while your talking to him. Its very rude and disrespectful, not to mention he's your brother!
Mario: I swear I was just dozing off then, I know his name.
Peach: Whatever, just don't do it again.
Mario: Okay Pauline.
Peach: Huh?!
Mario: PEACH! Peach..
Peach: .(who the hell is Pauline?)
At the cafeteria. Peach walks up.
Peach: Excuse me, have you seen Daisy?
Toadette: Nope. We are closed. because-
Peach: I don't care, let me in.
Toadette: Err Chef is busy now and he must be left alone. He told me not to let anyone in.
Peach: Well I suggest you let me through before I throw you out of MKA and Chef becomes a homeless hobo with nothing to do except become a prosti-
Toadette: C'MON IN!
Inside.
Chef: Damn it Toadette! I told you *notices Peach* to, uh, never ever ever greet people while eating condensed soup.
Peach:
Chef: Hello Miss Peach! What can I do for you?
Peach: I am looking for this person: *hands him a picture*
Chef: Wow, someone must really like you to give you this! Who is this guy?
Peach: Huh?. EEEK! *swipes back photo* Umm. nobody. ; I showed you the wrong picture. This is the real one.
Chef: Daisy? Nope, haven't seen her.
Peach: Are you serious? She hasn't been to the lounge?
Chef: Nobody has because we are closed due to a delay of breakfast.
Peach: Why breakfast? Its 11:30.
Toadette: *outside* Oh no! I have to get to the main gate-and fast!
Chef: WHAT?! Oh no!
Peach: Oh dear. you look troubled.
Chef: Look? I AM troubled! We missed breakfast, lunch starts in. now and I have NOTHING to serve! What am I supposed to do?
Peach: Relax. I'll simply cancel lunch so you can cook a dinner soooo good that it makes up for everything!
Chef: Really? Aww thank you Miss Peach!
Peach: Its nothing! We all fall behind at times.
Chef: I know what you mean.
Peach: Well I better get going.
Chef: Wait! I didn't tell you about my cousin. She wants to come and visit next week.
Peach: Oh, really? Well you know our policy with visitors at the MKA. You must consult Mario or I or they are not allowed.
Chef: That is why I need to talk to you about it.
Peach: I am sorry, but I am busy at this moment. We can talk later, just go to the office and schedule an appointment or something.
Chef: I'll do that. Good-bye Miss Peach!
Peach: Bye bye.
Outside, Toadette is heading for the main gate. only she is lost.
Toadette: HUFF, PUFF, where is that stupid gate? I have no idea how to get there.
?????: Just follow your nose!
Toadette: Huh?
Standing at her feet is a small bird with a red-tipped beak.
Bird: Just follow your nose! Where ever it goes!
Toadette: *looks and realizes she doesn't have a nose.* You piece of crap!
Toadette kicks the bird away.
Toadette: How DARE you say something so cruel! It's not my fault I don't have a nose! Hmph!
She arrives at the gate within thirty seconds.
Toadette: I hope I am not.*sees a box with a note taped to it*. too late. -_-
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Dear Unpopular person:
Sorry that I couldn't stay, but here is the gift as promised. Just put the contents of the box in a soup then add a watermelon. Let it sit for ten minutes then it should be ready! Good luck!
Sincerely,
KK
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Toadette: Sounds easy. too easy.
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P.S.: This message will self-destruct right about.. now.
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The letter explodes in her face.
Toadette: .Alright, now that all of the danger is gone I should get this in today's beef stew!. But how in the world do I get back to the cafeteria?
Three baby birds: Just follow your nose!. Umm have you seen our Uncle Toucan? We cannot find him.
Toadette: . JUST FOLLOW YOUR NOSE YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! *stomps on the three birds*
Toadette arrives at the kitchen.
Chef: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?
Toadette: Umm.
Chef: And if you say "My dog ate my homework" one more time.
Toadette: I was ambushed by a cereal box mascot and his three little twits.
Chef: . . .Do you really expect me to believe that!?
CRASH!!!
Toadette: What was that?
Chef: TO THE KITCHEN!
The little "Super Friends" logo appears and disappears.
In the kitchen, they spot a pink rabbit eating some cereal.
Chef: OH NO!!!
Chef grabs a gun and shoots the rabbit.
Chef: Damnit you dumb-ass rabbit! Trix are for the MKA players!
Rabbit: But how could I *cough* resist those fruity flavors! Rasberry-Red, and. oh what's the use. *gets out a cigarette* I've gotta admit my drug problem. *dies*
Chef grabs the body and stuffs it in the freezer
Chef: You saw nothing.
Toadette: *terrified* nod nod nod.
Thirty minutes later, Chef left to talk to Peach about his cousin and left Toadette in charge.
Toadette: Now is my chance.
She dumps all of the ingredients in, as instructed.
Toadette: Okay, now I have to wait. I might as well go to the lounge and see what is on T.V.
Toadette leaves the room. The stew begins to turn purple and bubbles rapidly.
What will be the result of Toadette's meal? What will Luigi and Daisy say about the fight? Why can't Mario remember anybody's name. Who the hell is Pauline? Why are Toadette's sandwiches half-assed? (meaning only half the effort was put in her work) And what is up with all of the breakfast crew cameo appearances? Answers may be revealed in the next episode of Mario Tennis: MKA!