Previously on Mario Tennis: MKA

"add the contents of the box into the soup or stew. Then add one watermelon."

Toadette: Sounds easy..... too easy.

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Peach: She must of had a reason... I'll talk to Toadette and Daisy, you talk to Luigi.

Mario: Okay Pauline

Peach: What?!

Mario: Peach! Peach... I said Peach...

Peach: .....(Who the hell is Pauline?...)

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Luigi: ...loser

Daisy: Loser!

Yoshi: *holds up notecard that reads "loser"*

Toadette: Why is everyone calling me a loser?

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Mario Tennis: MKA

Episode Four: "When Meals Attack"

Tom: Hello, your watching Newest News. I am Tom T.

Diane: And I am Diane T.--No relation.

Tom: Today we are airing a special edition of Newest News.

Diane: Thats right Tom. We found a story so great that it had to have its own episode! Isn't that true Tom?

Tom: Thats right Tom we found a story so great that it had to have its own episode isn't that true Tom indeed Diane. It took place yesterday, at the Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Academy, the world famous academy with an extraordinary reputation for being the best of the best.

Diane: Unfourtunatly it may not be true after all. Never before has such a bazaar incident happened at the MKA.

Tom: I must disagree Diane, remember the 1997 Star Cup?

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Peach: Here it comes! Haaaa yah! *serves*

The ball flies over the net and into the audience, hitting a blonde girl in the face.

Marsha Brady: Oh my nose! *nose inflates like a balloon*

Peach: ...oops.

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Diane: I completly forgot about that Tom.

Tom: You sure did Diane.

Diane: But do you remember the time when a little mushroom boy from MKA went to the gift shop in last year's Planet Cup? Ha ha, talk about bazaar.

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Rowf: STEP RIGHT UP and buy yourself this tennis ball badge! It is only available here and for a limited time only!

Toad: Oh let me see that. *Rowf hands him the badge* Hmm... looks neat. How much is it?

Rowf: Ten dollars.

Toad: Hmm, thats not so bad... *Toad gets his wallet and sets a ten on the counter*

Rowf: Thank you, enjoy your badge.

Toad tries to put on the badge but struggles...

Rowf: Need help?

Toad: No I am fine, thanks.

Rowf: No I insist.

Rowf grabs the hand Toad has the badge in and helps put it on.

Rowf: There you go.

Toad: ....you...you...

Rowf: What?

Toad: You touched me after I said no! Thats unwanted physical contact!

Rowf: Huh?!

Toad: And according to this sexual harassment booklet I just happen to have in my pocket, I can SUE YOU for sexual harassment!

Rowf: No you can't!!!

Toad: *grabs Rowf's hand and puts it on his butt* Now I can! See? You touched my rear! Did I say you could? Nooope!

Rowf: GET OUT OF MY SHOP!

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Tom: Yes, I do Diane.

Diane: Well Tom, I think its time that we show the attack.

Tom: I agree Diane. It started with a--

Diane: Ugh! Tom must you say my name in EVERY sentence?

Tom: Ugh Tom must you say my name in EVERY sentence indeed Diane.

Diane: *sigh* just play the video... *rubs temple* I need some coffee.

Tom: So do I Diane, so do I.

Diane: STOP IT!

Tom: Diane... c'mon we are on national television... don't do this now... lets just settle this offstage. Okay... Diane?

Boy: Here's your coffee.

Diane: :) Thank you Travis. :# *gulp gulp gulp, Diane spits out all of the coffee at Tom, then throws the cup at him*

Tom: Ahh! Oh my god it burns!!! DIANE!!!

Diane: And now: "When Meals Attack" Enjoy.

Tom: *gets up* Diane... sometimes you are a total bit--

*STATIC*

Toadette has just finished washing the tables.

Toadette: That's the last one…*looks around* There is nothing else to do, plus the stew still has a few minutes. I may as well go see what is on TV.

Toadette runs upstairs and into the lounge. She collapses on the couch and turns on the TV.

Toadette: Just in time!

Beautiful Woman: Hello! ^_^ Your watching the Chuck Quizzmo show! Where your brain is pushed beyond its limits and your intelligence is shattered in front of millions of people you don't know!

The crowd claps and cheers madly.

Beautiful Woman: So put your hands together for the man of the hour: CHUCK C. QUIZZZZZZZMOOOO!

Chuck: Thank you! And welcome to the show! Today, we are allowing you the viewers to choose today's first topic! Bring out the tank of ideas o' beautiful one!

Beauty: Tee hee, sure thing Chuck!

The assistant brings out a big plastic bubble full of little slips of paper.

Chuck: In this giant bubble are over 70,000 ideas submitted by our best and most loyal fans in the nation. Which one will be chosen? Only the pick-o-matic 2000 knows!

Downstairs… Toad walks into the cafeteria.

Toad: Hey, ummm roommate girl! I need you to—what the?!

The room is covered in Toadette's special meal; the purple goo is beginning to come together to form…

Toad: Eww! I hope this isn't tonight's meal! I better go tell someone and fast! ROOMATE PERSON! WHERE ARE YOU?

In the lounge…

Chuck: We have our topic! Beauty, would you bring it over here please?… *she hands him the topic* Thank you.

Toad: *running up the stairs* Emergency! Emergency!

Toadette: SHHH! I'm trying to watch TV!

Chuck: And the topic is… The Episode of Scooby-Doo where the gang goes to an illegal high school drinking party and tries to solve the mystery of the Party Pooper!? O.O Riiiight… This idea was sent by—

Toad: YO ROOMATE!

Toadette: What!? (He made me miss the name of the idiot who submitted that idea!)

Toad: There is a really big mess down in the-- *glances at TV* What are you watching?

Toadette: The Chuck C. Quizzmo show. They just got done selecting the topic of the day.

Toad: Really? What is it?

Toadette: Some stupid Scooby-Doo episode. Where they solve the mystery of the Party Pooper or something.

Toad: No way?! I can't believe it! I WON!!! :D

Toadette: That was yours?! I should have known…

Toad: Out of thousands of people, my idea was chosen… oh what a happy day this is!

Toadette: Speak for yourself. I have been here for three and a half days now and I still have not played a tennis match… What were you screaming about earlier?

Toad: Huh? Oh, nothing. Its not important, lets just watch this.

Beauty: The person has appeared to have sent us a video clip of his topic. Shall I play it?

Chuck: Go right ahead.

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Freddy: Gee whiz gang, it seems like the electricity has gone out!

Shaggy: Yipes!

Velma: This is obviously the work of the Party Pooper!

Scooby-Doo: Rhe relectricity is out? Rats a ritch!

Daphne: Hey, Scooby is right! There is a ditch right over there! Lets go check it out.

There is someone inside flipping switches…

Shaggy: GASP! It's… some black guy!

Velma: No, its not just any black guy, its Bill Cosby!

Bill: Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you whippersnappers!

Scooby: Rill Rosby?

Bill: And that stupid mother f—

*STATIC*

Beauty: We are having a little trouble with the video.

Chuck: That's okay; lets just get on with the show!

At the varsity courts, Mario is interviewing Luigi about the incident in episode two…

Mario: Is that all you know?

Luigi: Yes, I am afraid so.

Mario: So lets review: You and Daisy entered the dorms and you were ambushed by a bunch of little blue creatures…

Luigi: Smurfs…

Mario: Right… Smurfs… anyway, they carried you away to their little village and began to make comments about your nose and how big it is…

Luigi: Correct.

Mario: Then an old smurf, which they called Papa Smurf, told the others to toss you in a bowl and cook you. Daisy then came in there and beat up the little people like she was Bruce Lee and rescued you. Then she flew away with you in her arms and you both lived happily ever after.

Luigi: That sounds right.

Mario: Then you went back to the dorms and you saw Toadette—

Luigi: You know… I don't feel like talking about this right now…

Mario: I see… Before I go, I have to ask you something.

Luigi: What is it?

Mario: …What kind of ****ing drugs were you taking this morning?! O.o

Outside of the cafeteria, Yoshi was eagerly waiting for someone to open the door.

Yoshi: (Where in the world is chef? And why isn't anyone opening this door?)

Yoshi decides to just go inside anyway… big mistake.

Yoshi: WOAH! (What happened here!? There is purple goo everywhere!… what is that thing? It looks like a giant Pi--)

Upstairs…

Chuck: So what is your final answer? Leanne?

Leanne: I'll go with true.

Chuck: Good, good. What about you Dennis?

Dennis: Its obviously false.

Chuck: Ok, now for our special guest from Moleville. Pa' Mole?

Pa Mole: I guessin' it'll be folse.

Chuck: And the answer is…

Toad: TRUE!

Toadette: No way, its gotta be false. Not even Scooby can do that!

Chuck: True!

Toad: HA HA! Told ya!

Toadette: How was I supposed to know that Scooby could sing the Cinderella theme without a Scooby Snack and/or a large amount of beer?

Toad: Its not that hard to teach a dog to sing.

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Toad: Now you!

Barney Doll: I love you~ You love me~

Toad: No no no! *sigh* I love you too, but we must focus!

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Toad: I've done it before and it was easy as pie.

Toadette: Sure…

Yoshi: *from downstairs* YOSHI!!!

Toad: Did you hear something?

Toadette: No… I'll be right back. I have to go check on the stew.

She walks downstairs to find…

Toadette: HOLY COW! My stew! It's everywhere! Ooooh, Chef is gonna kill me!

The Goo: ROAAAAR!

Toadette: It's going to take more than a mop to clean this up… K

The Gooey disaster completes its transformation…

Toadette: Eeek! It's a Goo Piranha Plant!

Chef walks in the door and shrieks in terror.

Chef: Toadette what did you do!? My cafeteria is ruined! And what the hell is that thing?!

Piranha Plant: Grrr… *uses one of its vines to slap Chef out the door*

Toadette: OH NO!

She leaps over the goo and rushes outside to Chef's aid.

Chef: We must hurry and get help! That monster has to be stopped before it destroys everything.

At the Dorms…

Daisy: And I was all like "Girl you better watch it!" and Toadette was all like "You watch it!" and Luigi was all like "Hide me!" and then she said that I said that she said that he said that I said that she said that I said that she said that he said that she said that I said that you said—

Peach: *looks at watch* sigh…

Daisy: That she said that I said that she said that you said that Mario said that you said that Luigi said that Papa Smurf said that—

Peach: Maybe this is a bad time. I think I better go now… bye Daisy

Daisy: WAIT! I never told you about how Mario kicked the Energizer Bunny! Well it all started when I said that he said that I said that—

Peach: GOOD-BYE DAISY! *walks away* Sheesh, sometimes I think that she still thinks she is in high school…

Peach walks outside and spots Mario sitting on a bench. He doesn't look very happy, and she goes to see what is wrong.

Peach: Hi Mario.

Mario: Hey Peach, how did it go with Daisy?

Peach: She just wouldn't stop yapping her mouth. The bad thing about it is that I didn't understand anything.

Mario: Luigi was the same. He told me about some ridiculous story about smurfs and Bruce Lee. He didn't even get to the part where he encountered Toadette!

Peach: *sigh* I guess she is the only one left that was there. Lets go talk to her.

Mario: *yawn* In a minute…lets just relax and enjoy each other's company.

Peach: *giggles* Alright Mario.

Suddenly there was a loud crashing noise that causes Peach to literally leap out of her seat.

Peach: What was that?!

Mario: Aww don't leave now…

Peach: Mario did you hear that noise? I think something is wrong.

Mario: Come back Mr. Meatball… I just want to eat you…

Peach: Mario! Wake up! *pinches him*

Mario: OUCH! Hey, watch it!

Toadette & Chef: MARIO! PEACH! HELP!

Toadette and Chef spot Mario and Peach and run to tell them about the meal that has gone bad.

Peach: What? How awful! Mario, can you believe this?

Mario: Yeah, I'll do it when I'm done.

Peach: argh… (he never listens to me!)

Toadette: There is no time to waste we have to get moving now!

Chef: If we do not hurry, that blob of a monster will destroy the MKA!

Peach: Right. C'mon everyone, lets go kill the monster!

Mario: What monster?

Peach: :# *slaps Mario* Weren't you listening?! A big gooey piranha plant is wrecking the cafeteria building!

Mario: OH NO! Why didn't you tell me sooner!?

Toadette: -_-; lets just go…

They arrive outside of the cafeteria building where only a big gap in the wall remains. The monster left a trail of goo behind.

Chef: Nooo! My precious cafeteria!

Peach: We are too late…

Chef: Damn that monster! I swear I will get em' for this!

Toadette: Guys, lets not panic. We may have been too late to stop this mess, but we are not too late to prevent another!

Daisy: HAAAAAAALP!

Mario: Yes we are…

Peach: Shush! *kicks Mario in the leg* Daisy is in trouble!

Will they be able to save Daisy in time? Can the Goo Piranha be stopped? And what happened to Yoshi when he entered the kitchen? Answers will be revealed in the next Mario Tennis: MKA!

Coming Soon- Episode Five: The Battle of the Abandoned Court.