Previously on Mario Tennis: MKA…
Toad walks into the kitchen
Toad: Eww! I hope this isn't tonight's meal! I better go tell someone and fast! ROOMATE PERSON! WHERE ARE YOU?
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Shaggy: GASP! It's… some black guy!
Velma: No, its not just any black guy, its Bill Cosby!
Bill: Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you whippersnappers!
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Mario: I see… Before I go, I have to ask you something.
Luigi: What is it?
Mario: …What kind of ing drugs were you taking this morning?! O.o
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Chef: We must hurry and get help! That monster has to be stopped before it destroys everything.
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Episode Five: The Battle of the Abandoned Court, Part One : The Royal Plumber and Mustached Princess
Diane: Hello. Welcome back to Newest News. Right now, A strange purple monster made of goo is attacking the MKA. We sent our reporter, Punchinello to the scene. Punchinello.
Punchinello: Thanks Diane. Behind me is the large monster known as the Goo Piranha. The evil creature appears to be heading for MKA's grass court, where a young maiden and Mario's brother are playing a tennis match. Monsters like these seem to have a thing for kidnapping, so as you will probably be fully aware of, the young maiden will be eaten in about five minutes. We are keeping an eye out for Mushroom Kingdom's own Mario to come and rescue the damsel in soon-to-be distress but so far, no show. We asked the monster why he was tearing up MKA, but it refused to be interviewed because I am afraid he will eat me—I mean for private reasons... Am I famous yet?
Diane: Thanks Punchinello. We will keep you updated if any events occur. Now, lets go to Tom for his special report on cheese. Tom.
Toad: …Ugh, they cut off the Chuck C. Quizzmo show for some stupid attack?! This sucks!
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Mario and the rest arrive at the grass court. The monster is now in the center of the court roaring with anger.
Daisy: Oh thank god you're here!
Mario: What's wrong?
Daisy: That… thing just ate our tennis equipment including the judges chair and ten tennis balls!
Mario: he-he-he-he… she said balls.
Peach: slaps Mario If you don't have anything nice or mature to say, then shut the hell up!
Toadette: Where is the green guy?
Luigi: My name is Luigi, and I am right here. sigh I am lucky to be alive! That thing snatched my racket right from my hand...
Mario: You look fine to me Lois...
Luigi: LUIGI!
Mario: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Peach: ...(What is up with Mario today? He seems..... different)
Chef: Why is that thing feeding on all of the tennis equipment?
Toadette: Maybe its hungry?
Daisy: I have no idea. If thats the case, then maybe she should feed it something like a watermelon or something.
Toadette: !!! Ummm no, I don't think its hungry! ; (If she fed it the watermelon it would probably get stronger!)... I'll be right back, I have to go back to the dorms. runs away
Mario: Hmmm... We need to get rid of that monster.
Daisy: What was your first clue?!
Mario: Who here still has their racket and a tennis ball?
Daisy: Umm, I still have a ball. hands the ball over But what about a racket?
Chef: He can use my frying pan. I have no idea how it got here, I just seem to have it with me whenever its needed.
Mario: It will do. grabs Chef's frying pan
Peach: Mario, what in the world do you plan to do with a frying pan and a tennis ball!?
Mario: This-- Fireball!
Mario tosses the ball up in the air and smashes it with the frying pan, catching the ball on fire. With a loud PING noise, the flaming ball soars at an incredible speed into the Piranha's mouth. The monster spits the ball out and begins to cough uncontrolably.
Daisy: Yahoo!
Chef: Great job Mario!
Luigi: You did it!
Peach: Ummm... no he didn't.
Luigi: What do you mean?
The Goo Piranha stops coughing and roars with anger. It pulls its head back and spits out three blobs of the goo which morphs into...
Mario: Yoshis!
Chef: What!? Yoshis? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! XO
Luigi: Yoshis? Why not those giant transformer machine dudes? Yoshis are weak.
Yoshi 3: Hmph!
The fake Yoshi makes an egg-- also made of goo and tosses it at Mario. Mario pulls the frying pan back and swings at the egg, making it backfire on the Yoshi. The Yoshi explodes on impact with the egg.
Chef: I wish the real Yoshi was that easy to get rid of...
Mario: They are easy to destroy, why else would all of the dinosaurs be wiped out by a rock from space?
Luigi: whispers to Daisy Mario never did well in science class during high school.
Daisy: hee hee!
Mario: If I didn't know any better I would say that those two Yoshis want to face us in a doubles match...
Luigi: Alright! Me and Daisy will crush them!
Toadette: WAIT!
Toadette comes running back to the scene. She is now in her tennis uniform holding two raquets.
Toadette: Let me face him. It is my fault its alive in the first place so let me help destroy it.
Mario: Hmmmmm I was going to use you as a decoy--
Toadette: Say wha!? o.O
Mario: But this this a better idea. You and Daisy can stay here and distract the Yoshis by killing them... I needed Luigi for something else anyway.
Luigi: For what?
Mario: I have a plan. It may be a little awkward but trust me, it is nescessary...
Peach: Whats your plan Mario?
Mario: Peach take off your dress.
Peach: o.O grabs Mario's frying pan and smacks him with it You pervert!
Mario: Owwww... Its for a good cause! Honest!
Peach: Yeah right...
Mario: I swear! As much as I want to see your--
Peach: MARIO!!!!! =O
Mario: Fine... Luigi, strip off all of your clothing.
Luigi: GASP! slaps mario How dare you!
Mario: Ugh, Luigi do you honestly think I would want to see you in your tighty-whities?
Daisy, Toadette and Peach begin to giggle, trying their best to hold it in
Luigi: B-b-b-but there are ladies here!
Toadette: Oh don't worry, we wouldn't dare to look!
Daisy: Ok we will turn around, will that make you feel better?
Peach: I don't understand why he is doing this, but just listen to your brother.
Luigi: Oh all right.
Luigi undresses and hands his things to Mario.
Luigi: Brrrrr... its cold out here.
Toadette: Thank goodness he has underpants on! Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!
Luigi: HEY! I am not that bad...
Daisy: Yes you are... yuck...
Mario: Peach, I need you to change into his outfit.
Peach: Not here I won't! I will go into the cafeteria and change.
Daisy: I'll go with you. I don't want to sit here and look at Luigi's nearly-nude self...
The two head for the building. Toadette takes a look around and sees Luigi...
Toadette: EEEEEWWW! XO Wait for me! she runs off
Luigi: I have never had luck with the ladies.
Mario: Well you shouldn't go parading around in your under-garments!
Luigi: Hey its YOUR fault I am like this!
Chef: Mario, why are you having Peach change into Luigi's clothes?
Mario: So I can have a more attractive brother... ha, I am kidding. Its so the monster thinks Peach is Luigi and--
Luigi: Oh god... this means..
Mario: Thats right...
Luigi: NO! Not again! Mario please don't say it!
Chef: Don't say what?
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In the lounge...
Diane: This concludes the rather long report on cheese.
Toad: Wow, I never knew that you get con-set-tid-pay-tid on cheese!... whatever that means. I am going to go get some cheese and find out myself what it is.
Toad heads down the stairs...
Toad: I am sure Chef wouldn't mind if I--
Peach: screams T-T-TOAD! covers up
Daisy: steps in front of her GET OUT!
Toad turns red as a fire-hydrant(the RED ones, not the yellow ones!) and rushes upstairs.
Toad: Oh god! I'm sorry!.....upstairs I wonder if that right there was con-whatever its called?
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Peach, dressed as Luigi, along with Toadette and Daisy joins Mario back at the courts.
Mario: and that is how it all works.
Luigi: awww...
Chef: Sounds like a well thought out plan... in a eerie kind of way.
Peach: What are you talking about?
Mario: Just how we plan to use our plan to plan the monster's plan to escape our plan so we can have a plan when he plans to escape and ruin our plans!
Daisy: Run that pass me again... .;
Peach: Translation: Mario is an idiot.
Daisy: OH! Now I get it!
Mario: Make any joke you want after my plan to defeat the monster's plan works.
Toadette: Have you been keeping an eye on those Yoshis?
Chef: Errr -- ...
Mario: If by keeping an eye on the Yoshis, you mean ignore them, then yes.
Daisy: sigh They got away.
Toadette: I bet they are just roaming around somewhere. Look, they left tracks for us to follow.
Daisy: heh, too bad for them that they are made of transparent purple goo. Its impossible to get off the carpet... or grass in this case.
Luigi: Hey Peach, you don't look that bad in my clothes!
Peach: Shut up. Do you think I like wearing clothes that belong to a man that wears tighty-whities all the time? Besides, they smell like a constuction worker's armpit! gets perfume out of purse, opens the lid, and pours it all over herself That will be $150.00 for forcing me to use my expencive perfume on your wretched overalls.
Luigi: Leave me alone!
Daisy: Okay, we got Peach taken care of, now for Luigi.
Mario: hands Luigi Peach's tennis outfit Here you go. Hurry up and put it on.
Luigi: Do I have to? :(
Chef: Of course not, you can just battle the vicious monster in your underwear.
Luigi: Give me that!
Luigi swipes the dress from Mario and puts it on. Toadette and Daisy burst into tears.
Daisy: XD HA HA HA HA HA! That is the most-- oh I can't even find the words to express... THIS!
Toadette: Stop it! Your killing me! Hee hee hee hee! XD
Luigi: :(
Peach: =O ...
Mario: Wow, uh, you look very... sexy?
Chef: Not even close... I mean, your a babe magnet!
Mario: He sure is! Just look at him, he has all of the girls laughing their asses off!
Chef: stomps on Mario's foot Shh!
Peach: =O ... I... I...
Mario: Oh look, she is speachless! You finally won her over!... Congrats! Wait a minute... Thats my girl!
Mario runs over to Luigi and starts to yell in his face.
Mario: Stay away from my woman or i'll... i'll do something mean yet PG-13 appropriate!
Toadette: Mario! He isn't trying to win her over... she's paralyzed with fear.
Mario: Oh. Well then if you paralize my woman one more time i'll--
Daisy: Give it a rest! She isn't even your woman! (...yet!)
Chef: Hmmm....
Toadette: Whats wrong?
Chef: Its just that... he can never pass as Princess Peach!
Daisy: You have a point there. I mean, look at him!
Toadette: Yeah, and those hairy legs! Ewwww! XO Every monster knows that real princesses don't have hairy legs... besides Cinderella of course.
Daisy: Yep, and that mustache has got to go!
Luigi: NO! Not my trademark mustache!
Daisy: I'm sorry Luigi but there is no other way around it. Peach hasn't had facial hair since the eigth grade.
Peach: =O !!! YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF THAT! hee-hee... she's kidding. ;
Luigi: sigh What else has to go?
Toadette: A lot more...
Daisy: You know what that means... .
Luigi: What? What does it mean?
Daisy and Toadette: MAKE-OVER!!! =D
Luigi: God help me........
Mario: We don't have time for this!
Toadette: Fine, but that huge honker of a nose won't do. We have to pop it. gets needle
Luigi: Aieeeeee! Noooo! Mario please do something!
Mario: Alright, I'll hold it.
Luigi: Thats not what I-- Mario grasps Luigi's nose ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! That hurts!
Toadette: Okay here it goes! Hold still...
Luigi: No! Don't!
Peach: gasp Look! Those Yoshis are heading to the stadium!
Chef: Oh no! If they trash that place--which they most likely will--the MKA will...
Peach: Lets not think about it. Toadette, Daisy, you ready?
Mario: We can't waste anymore time, Luigi's nose has to wait.
Luigi: PHEW!
Toadette: Can we at least paint it red so it looks like a clown nose?
Luigi: No! I hate clowns!
Peach: You two get moving. You must stop those Yoshis.
Toadette: We will when we are good and ready!
All: ......
Everybody stares at Daisy and Toadette
Awkward silence....................
Toadette: I GET THE MESSAGE! Sheesh, you don't need to be so rude... C'mon lets get moving.
Daisy: Just a minute, I gotta make one quick phone call then I--
Toadette: NOW!!!
Daisy: Hmph, fine.
End of Part One
Part Two: A Sticky Situation
Toad is sitting in front of the TV in the lounge eagerly waiting for... anything!
Toad: Sheesh, this Newest News show seems to last forever! So what if some place is under attack; I want Dora the Explorer!
Diane: This just in! It appears that Mario and the gang have just arrived at the monster's location. The abandoned courts... what a dark, mysterious place. I hope they make it out of there alive. A lot of things have happened at the abandoned courts... and now its time for the weather!
The camera moves over to where a four-foot tall chinese woman is standing behind a map of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Connie: its whetta time!. ookie, over here in Mewwymoe we are especting some vewy vewy heavy wain. Betta get your umbwellas!
= translation is Merrymore, a town featured in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.
Diane: Thanks Connie. I would hate to get married to day! Ha ha ha! Isn't that right Tom?
Tom: It sure is Diane. Of course you will never have to worry about that because no man would even dream of being with you.
Diane: Bite me Tom.
Tom: And now sports!
Toad: That Connie lady... I wonder if she talks like that on purpose? And why is she so short? I think somebody drank too much coffee! Hee hee hee.
Toadette and Daisy arrive at the stadium court. Toadette's jaw sinks to the floor as she enters the gigantic building. Stands that could fill thousands of people surround them with tons of signs advertising different teams and businesses.
Toadette: Woah.....
Daisy: It was modeled after the Roman Collosieum. Impressive huh?
Toadette: I'll say! This place is huge!
Daisy: Yeah, and you haven't even seen the inside of the actual building. Tons of hallways packed with little stores, mini-restraunts, and all of the suvonier shops you could ever imagine are just waiting for you to visit and spend your money on worthless pieces of crap they call trinkets!
Toadette: Sounds like a Football Stadium... hey, check out all of these signs!
"MKA-- The best of the best!"
"BKA-- The evilest of the best!"
"BBA-- The beanist of the best!"
"SFA-- The newest of the best...(comming soon)"
"Eat at Joe's!"
Daisy: Businesses used to die just to have an ad in here. At first, Peach was okay with it but when the Viagra company wanted to put up an ad she got rid of everything. Now, only festive banners and signs about the various tennis leagues and teams are allowed here.
Toadette: Well I wouldn't want posters about things that make a guy......you know
Daisy: Yeah. giggle
Toadette: All over my stadium either! Who in their right mind would!?
Daisy: Hey, did I tell you about the time I found some of those pills in Luigi's pillow?
Toadette: I didn't need to hear that. .
They spot the Yoshis entering the court from another entrance
Daisy: Look! points at the Yoshis Hey, uh, lil' goo yoshis!
Toadette: -- (lil' shroom girl... lil' goo yoshis.... why am I not surprised?)
Goo Yoshi 1: Yoshi?
Daisy: Get over here! Lets play a tennis match!
The two evil creatures look at each other and nod their heads.
Goo Yoshi 1: Yoshi!
Daisy: Yeah yeah yeah just get ready for the most severe butt-kicking you have ever had in your short, 1/3-of-an-episode lives!
Toadette: ...
Daisy: Whats wrong?
Toadette: Its just that... I am really nervous.
Daisy: Don't be.
Toadette: (Wow, great advice...) Its just that this is my first tennis match here at the MKA and--
Daisy: Oh thats right... shoot. Did Mario give you a tutorial of all of the special rules here?
Toadette: No, but I already know how to play tennis!
Daisy: Errr, this is no ordinary tennis.
Toadette: Huh? What do you mean?
Daisy: Lets see... how do I explain it... Oh man, there is no way I can tell you everything in time!
Mario and the switched Peach and Luigi, along with Chef, have followed the giant monster to the Abandoned Courts.
Chef: I have never been here before...
Mario: Yep, the Abandoned Courts. This place has been off-limits since... the incident.
Chef: The incident?
Peach: Shush Mario, you know that is just a stupid legend.
Mario: Legend my ass! Why do you think nobody goes here anymore?
Peach: Because its off-limits!
Mario: Oh yeah? Then why is it off-limits? Hmmm?
Peach: Ugh, beleive what you wish. But I am telling you, that is not why its closed!
Chef: But... why IS it closed?
Peach: According to Mario it is because of something that happened here a long time ago involving three pigs and a wolf with very strong lungs, but the truth is that those pipes behind the north side of the court prevent anyone from playing on that side. That is why I closed this court. The only reason that stupid rumor about the wolf even exists is because of the fact that this place has become very creepy since nobody tends it anymore.
Mario: Pfft, no it is because the wolf ate the pigs!
Peach: Just ignore that idiot! (I feel like I have said that before to Bowser... could it be his doing?... no...)
Chef: Its alright, I am on your side Miss Peach.
Luigi: I really feel foolish in this skirt... can we get this over with?
Mario: Yeah, if PEACH would just stop her bitching we can continue!
Peach: o.O wha... MY BITCHING?!
Chef: Calm down you two! We have to concentrate on the monster... say, where'd it go?
Luigi: Oooh Oooh! I know!
Mario: Hmmm... I have no idea.
Luigi: Pick me! Me! MEEE!
Chef: Peach, did you you see it?
Peach: No... I was too busy "bitching"
Mario: Hmph, thats right.
Luigi: I know where it went!
Chef: Drat we lost it again...
Mario: What do we do now?
Luigi: HEY! Didn't you hear me? I said I saw it!
Mario: God Luigi! You don't have to yell! Man, I may be deaf now... thanks a lot!
Luigi: --;
Mario: Okay, if you are sooooo smart then where did it go?
Luigi: In the center pipe of the court! See it's head stickin out?
Mario: I dunno if I can, after all I am DEAF!
Peach: Mario, it is the blind people that cannot see. Deaf people can see just fine, but they cannot hear anything.
Mario: Oh yeah... I mean-- what?
Peach: You are really getting on my nerves...
Luigi: Mario... I want to know why Peach and I switched outfits.
Mario: You'll find out when we begin the battle with the monster...
Chef: Uhhhh I think I will stay behind.
Peach: Its okay Chef. We will leave you in charge of the items... that way you can be out of harm's way while we fight.
Luigi: Right!... Umm whats our plan Mario?
Mario: What is up with all of the questions!? And didn't we already discuss the plan?
Luigi: Yes........ but I forgot.
Mario: Sorry, no time. Lets go save the MKA!!!
The three slowly approach the slimy monster. It roars in anger and snaps at them.
Luigi: AIIIIE! M-M-Mario! I'm scared! Why is it so angry?
Mario: Aren't monsters always angry?
Peach: Yes, but I think there is something more to it than that... I think its stuck in the pipe.
Mario: I told him those twinkies would go straight to his ass!
Peach: Knock off the jokes and get ready for the fight of your life...
Mario pulls out Chef's Frying Pan and Peach equips her War Fan.
Peach: I always carry my fan with me! Not only is it cool, stylish, and cute, its also handy for hot summer days and--
Mario: You can bitch slap the hell out of anything, bringing lots of pain!
Peach: Only you would know! ;)
Mario: Yeah...... =(
Luigi: ......uhhh, where is my weapon?
Mario: Silly Luigi, you won't need one!
Luigi: Huh? Why?
The piranha plant swiftly lunges out and swallows Luigi whole.
Peach: Oh my gosh!!!!! =O
Mario: Thats why.
Peach: Mario! That thing just gobbled up your brother!
Mario: No, you are my brother now. The monster just ate Peach. wink
Chef: So thats why you had them switched.
Mario: Yep. Monsters just cannot resist a tasty princess. They always have to kidnap her.
Peach: But it ATE him!-- I mean her.
Mario: Yeah..... wasn't expecting that one...
Peach and Chef: = ...
Mario: = .....
Peach: And you are not the least bit upset?!
Mario: Well nobody's plans are perfect!
Peach: sigh --
The monster begins choke again...
Mario: Oh god, what is it going to caugh up now?
Peach: I don't know... but it looks like its going to be bigger than a Yoshi.
The monster spits out a slightly bigger blob than last time that begins to take the form of...
Peach: Me!? o.O
Chef: Woah, it made a clone of Princess Peach!
Mario: But thats weird... monsters are usually only able to make copies of what they consume...
Peach: .....
Chef: Perhaps it is the fact that it thought it swallowed Peach, therefore it is able to duplicate her.
Mario: Since when did you become so smart?
Chef: What do you mean?
Mario: You are the academy chef! You are not supposed to be smart!
Chef: Hmph! Typical stereo-type...
Peach: ..... (I cannot fight myself... can I?)
The blob finishes its transformation. It's appearence is shockingly accurate to what the real Peach looks like. In fact, if it wasn't purple, nobody would be able to tell the difference!
Peach Clone: Mario!
Mario: It talks!
Peach Clone: I have a bone to pick with you!
Mario: Huh?
Peach: =O ... (unbelievable... that clone shares the same feelings I do! I wonder if it knows more than that...)
Peach Clone: All I have been hearing from you is constant complaining and rudeness towards me! I don't know what has gotten into you, but you better start acting differently! I am a princess, and I should not have to tolerate this kind of behavior!
Mario: Don't you talk to me like that!
Peach Clone: You see? How can you put me through this pain? You are not acting like yourself! Where is the Mario that I once knew? Where is the Mario that always protected me? Where is the man that would put his life in severe danger just to rescue me from Bowser? Where is that kind-hearted plumber that no matter what happened, would always be there at my side? Where is he!? Tell me! WHERE DID MY HERO GO!?!
Mario: I...
Peach: .....looks into the ground
Peach Clone: Why don't you just go away... now!... I don't want to have you in my life if I must suffer!
Mario: You cannot fool me! You are not the real Peach! I know these are not her true thoughts!
A tear emerges from Peach's eye and runs down her face.
Mario: Now get away from me before I hit you with this frying pan!
Peach Clone: Hmph! Fine... LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Mario: I'll crush your gelaton-like body with this frying pan of doom!... wow, that sounded corny.
Mario and the Peach Clone engage in combat while the real Peach falls to the ground.
Chef: Miss Peach...
Peach: I'm fine..... really.
Chef: Are you sure? Maybe we should go back. Mario seems to be handling this situation just fine by himself.
Peach: Thank you Chef... but I will be alright.
Chef: Are you sure?
Peach: Yes. I need to help him. He cannot do it alone.
Chef: Right.
Peach: stands up Besides, this is my academy! I need to be there to protect it! Lets go defeat my imposter and that slimy monster!
Chef: I am right behind you!
Back in the stadium...
Daisy: and that is the last thing you need to know about the basics of playing tennis in the MKA. Any questions?
Toadette: ...I guess not. I didn't understand a word you said but...
Daisy: Too bad! We're on!
The four players approach the court and get in position. The judge also arrives and takes his seat on the big white chair.
Judge: All right! Todays match is a two-game, one-set match. Custom rules prohibit the use of any abilities that effect the speed of yourself or others.
Toadette: Custom rules?
Daisy: Oh boy, I didn't talk about that did I? Ok, to make it brief-- custom rules are various rules the judges make before playtime. These can vary from no power-ups, to lobs only, to no food on the court, and many more. Usually these rules say if you cannot use a certain type of hit or ability, but sometimes they come up with bonus rules that earn you rewards if you are able to perform the requirements. Custom rules are unpredictable, and it is almost impossible to make a list of them all because of the fact that new ones are being created every day!
Toadette: I get it. So in this match, there are no speed-type abilities allowed. Correct?
Daisy: Yeah. Lucky for us huh?
Toadette: Now you lost me. Why are we lucky?
Daisy: Majority of Yoshi's abilities effect his or his enemies' movement. With the no speed abilities rule, he will be unable to use any of his tricks!
Toadette: You are right-- we ARE lucky! I wouldn't stand a chance since this is my first time.
Daisy: Now you're getting it! I am sick of teaching you so lets just get this match over with.
Toadette: Yeah!
Daisy steps on the serving line with the ball in her hand.
Daisy: You ready meat-heads!?
Toadette: Don't you mean "goo-heads?"
Daisy: Quiet!... Ready? Here it comes!
Daisy serves the ball and the Yoshi is unable to return it.
Judge: 15 - 0
Toadette: Yay!
Daisy: Ha! Too easy!
Daisy serves it again, and like last time, Yoshi misses the ball as it flys past him.
Judge: 30 - 0
Toadette: Wow! At this rate, we win in no time!
Daisy: Don't let your guard down...
As the set goes on, Daisy and Toadette are easily able to win a game-point (in this game, two game points make a set, and one set wins the match.). Now it is the other team's turn to serve.
Yoshi Clone: Hmm... Haaaaa-- WOAH! serves the ball
Daisy: Hiiii-- yaah! hits it back
Yoshi Clone: hmph! lobs the ball over the net
Daisy: Toadette! Try to do a smash-ace!
Toadette: Duh! Everyone knows that smash hits are perfect for countering lobs.
Toadette pulls back her raquet and swings at the ball... however she hits it a little too hard and it lands out-of-bounds.
Judge: 15 - 0
Toadette: Ah, darn it!
Daisy: Its okay, they only got one point.
The Yoshi takes his spot at the serving line.
Daisy: Alright, it is your turn to recieve the serve. You ready?
Toadette: Sure. This is a piece of cake....... I hope.
End of Part Two.
Part Three: "Remembering Princess Peach..."
Toadette stands on the serving line with the racket in hand.
Toadette: Well.....here it goes.
Daisy: You can do it!
Toadette returns the ball and the volley begins...
Daisy: Not bad Toadette. hits the ball I don't know why you so worried.
Toadette: Well I thought the ball might of had some curse or something on it.
Daisy: --; No no no, thats not what kind of thing I was talking about...
Toadette: You said playing tennis here was-- hits the ball different than normal tennis!
Daisy: Its not THAT different...
One Yoshi runs up to the net and smashes the ball, Toadette dives for the ball and is able to return it.
Toadette: How did I just do that!? o.O
Daisy: Told ya playing here is different. For some reason, if we see a ball flying past us we will just uncontrolably dive out and try to hit it. Although it hurts at times, we are somehow able to hit the ball over the net from semi-long distances.
Toadette: That IS different!
Daisy: That is also the reason Peach makes us wear knee-pads. lifts up knee to show her
Toadette: Hmm...hits the ball that is a good idea. Do you have any spares?
Daisy: No.
The Yoshi Team was unable to return Toadette's last hit, resulting in a point.
Judge: 15 - 15!
Daisy: Hmm... pretty good.
Toadette: I was just lucky. ;
The Yoshi serves to Daisy and the rally begins. Daisy was able to lob it over the Yoshi's heads resulting in another point.
Judge: 15 - 30
Toadette: Is it just me, or is this going by quickly?...
Daisy: It isn't you, two more points and we win the match.
Toadette: Something isn't right.....
Daisy: I am getting the same feeling...
Toadette: You think they have some kind of plan?
Daisy: It sure does seem like it... be on your toes.
The Yoshi at the serving line secretly replaces the tennis ball with a fake Yoshi egg.
Toadette: Oh look, he's going to kill his baby!
Daisy: Wha-- spots the egg OoOoOoh, Toadette, he is going to use his Serving Technique!
Toadette: What's that?
Daisy: Well it is--
Toadette: Cut it short!
Daisy: He will serve his egg in a random direction, just keep your eyes on the little red target-- but it moves fast!
Toadette: O.K!
Daisy: One more thing, his egg is heavier than a normal ball. Also, breaking it will result in a point for the other team. So be careful!
Toadette: So hitting too soft will not get it over the net, yet hitting it too hard will break it... ugh, talk about pressure!
Yoshi brings the egg forward and begins to aim... the target continues to move left to right on Toadette's side of the court.
Toadette: This is making me dizzy... X
Daisy: Stay focused! He is going to try to confuse you.
Toadette: Well it already worked! .
The target finally stops on a single spot... but where is it?
Toadette: Hmm... it's hiding from me. That tricky dinosaur....
Daisy: ........!!!
The Yoshi serves the egg while Toadette is looking on the ground(for the target)
Daisy: WATCH OUT!!!
Toadette: Eh?
Toadette turns around and is hit in the head by the egg. Toadette collapses on the ground and Daisy rushes to her aid.
Daisy: Lil' Shroom girl! Are you alright?! goes to her ear.......Can you hear me now?
Goo Yoshi: Yoshi! XD
The Yoshis begin to laugh at the fallen Toadette... she has been knocked out.
Daisy: You dirty bastards!!!
Yoshis: GASP !
Daisy: How DARE you use such a cruel trick against a newbie!
Yoshis: =P
Daisy: Thats it! I will finish this match, and destroy you myself!
Yoshis: =O
Back in the Lounge...
Toad: Ugh! This stupid News show is on EVERY CHANNEL! And whats even worse is that fake "Monster Attack" story has reached the National Emergancy Level! Stupid Propoganda...
Diane: Oh Tom, we just got word from Punchinello that something very very bad has happened! Lets go to Punchinello and see what is going on.
Tom: ...but I am not done with my own story!
Diane: Its going to wait for now because this news sounds much more interesting.
Tom: Hmph!
Diane: Punchinello, its all yours.
Punchinello: Well Diane, as you can see, the Mushroom Military has just arrived outside the MKA. The Chancellor has ordered a rescue mission.....
Diane: ???
Toad: Eh? A rescue mission? Why?
Punchinello: Sadly... our beloved Princess Peach Toadstool has been eaten... :(
Tom: mumbling oh, big shock attack right there...
Diane: Did you say something?
Tom: No.
Punchinello: The Mushroom troops hope that they will be able to come to her aid in time, but they may already be too late...
Toad: ...Peach is gone? For good? Can this actually be true?!
Diane: Oh dear... In honor of Peach's departure, we have prepared a video to remember..... the good times...
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"Remembering Princess Peach..."
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SONG/MOVIE START
A piano is playing in the background
"Who was the one who was familiar with the 'damsel in distress' role?..."
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Peach: MAAAAAAARIO!!!
Mario: Boing Boing!
Bowser: GAAAAAAH! falls in lava
Peach: My hero!
"Princess Peach..."
"Who was the beauty whose most used word was HEEEEELP?"
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Peach: HAAAAAAALP!!!
Bowser: Gwa ha ha ha!
Mario: !!!
Peach: Use this mushroom! throws mushroom... off the ledge Whoops!
"Princess Peach..."
"Which young maiden was kidnapped by ugly men more than anyone else in the world?"
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Booster: Where is my bride-to-be hiding? I wanna play hide-and-seek too!
Peach: Ewww!!! I don't want to play ANYTHING with you!
Mario: Boing Boing!
Booster: Ack! Mario is here already?
Peach: Save me! I don't want to marry this freak!
Booster: See? She hates you!
Peach: --;
"Princess Peach... Oh Princess Peach..... Remember the good times?"
"When you chanted for help and Mario would come to save the daaaaaay?"
"Oh Princess Peach....."
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Peach: Mario! The power of the stars have returned to the castle. And it is all thanks to you!... What the hell are those wings on your head?
Mario: Uhhh.....
Peach: You look like a freak... o.O
Mario: Well--
Peach: I was going to kiss you and throw you a party, but then I would look like a total loser...
Mario: But!
Peach: Good-bye Mario.
"Oh Princess Peach, your enchanting voice lightens the day."
"As if the sun and the moon, and when the flowers bloom,"
"Is under your control"
"Oh Princess Peach..."
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Dear Mario,
Please come to my castle, I am throwing a party... there is going to be a big cake!
-- Peach
Mario: Oh god, not another party... sigh c'mon Luigi, Peach is about to be kidnapped again.
Chorus: "Oh Princess Peach! Oh Princess Peach! Remember the good times, when you chanted for help, and Mario would cometosavethe (main singer joins in) daaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAY!!! Oh Princess Peach..."
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Video: Welcome to Isle Defino!
Shadow Mario: Woo hoo!
Peach: ...Mario?
Shadow Mario is doing a whole bunch of ridiculous stunts and positions in the background.
Peach: . Yeah, thats him.
Chorus: "Your dazzling eyes, your golden hair, your angelic voice, you are pure in everyway!"
"Our Princess Peach..." (end chorus)
"How can we live without you? Princess Peach..."
"How can we possibly go on after losing you? Princess Peach..."
(Chorus joins in) "Remember the good times, when you chanted for help, and Mario would save your little helpless aaaah Princess Peach....."
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Peach: Everyone! I hereby declare the Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Academy-- open!!!
Mario, Luigi, Daisy, etc.: Yaaaaaaay!!! Wooooo hooooo!
"Your smile is like a miracle, Princess Peach"
"As if the sun and the moon, and when the flowers bloom,"
"Is under your controoooooool"
"Oooooooooooo...."
"Princess Peach.........."
END SONG/MOVIE
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Toad: ;( ..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! That is soooooo sad! I miss Peach!
Diane: What's this? It appears a replacement for Peach has already been found. More info after this.
Toad: =O
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Peach and Chef are standing by the abandoned courts, where Mario and the Fake Peach are still fighting in their little "sword" duel.
Peach: Who knew I was such a good fencer...
Chef: Heh, and you are using a fan too.
Mario: Take that! and that!
Peach Clone: Hiiya!
Peach: Its been insert time between last abandoned court scene and this one here and they are still at it.
Chef: She seems oddly aggressive towards Mario. Are these your feelings too?
Peach: ...I don't know. To be honest, I am very confused about my copy. She seems to be my inside, hidden emotions in a human-form... yet I do not recognise some of her concerns.
Chef: Hmm... sounds like some kind of strange kids movie.
Peach: Bite me. --
Peach Clone: Ha-ha-ha-ha-hiyaaa!
Mario: Take it! Take it! Take it!
Peach Clone: What the...?!? o.O If you are going to have some fighting lines, then at least make them--- Ooof!!!
Mario swung the frying pan into the clones face while she spoke.
Peach: OoOoOoh.... ouch.
Chef: Nice one Mario!
Peach: Somehow I think that was a little mean... even towards a villin.
Mario: Everything's fair in Love & War...
Peach: and in this case it just happens to be both...
Mario: Hmm?
Peach: ( !!! ) Nothing... Mario, you go fight the monster, I'll take care of... me.
Mario: Suit yourself.
Mario runs off to the monster while Peach unfolds her War Fan.
Peach: I cannot let you hurt Mario... even if he is hurting me on the inside.
Clone: Heh heh heh...
Peach: What is so funny?
Clone: You're trying so hard to make it look like you love him...
Peach: But... I do!
Clone: Ha! If only you understood yourself. You do not love him. Deep down inside you, you only see him as a protector... a mere bodyguard! Sadly, you only think you love him because he saves you. Newsflash: You don't have to love someone to thank them from saving you from death!
Peach: I do care about him!
Clone: No you don't!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Chef: ...sigh
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Chef: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!
Peach: Wait... how did you know that I am the real Peach?
Clone: Everyone knows that the mustasched, big-nosed, hairy legged princess was Luigi...
Peach: Everyone besides everyone besides you!..... (Does that even make sence?)
Clone: Not to mention you are using a War Fan... Luigi wouldn't go into battle with one of those.
Peach: That's not exactly true... but okay.
Clone: Except it; we are one. We are one single being... in two different bodies. I know everything about you.
Peach: You may be my clone.... but you do not know me at all!!!
Peach somehow manages to slash the clone in half horizontally with her fan...
Peach: !!!
Clone: ...hmph, this is what I get for revealing the truth... for trying to save you from......
Peach: Save me from what?
Clone: ................................
Chef: God, that was annoying.
Peach: Did I... kill her?
Chef: I hope so! She is one really crazy bitch!
Peach: # AHEM!!! She IS my clone!
Chef: Ah! I meant... uhhh.... sigh :(
Peach: I'll deal with you later, we better go check on Daisy.
In the Stadium, Toadette lays on a nearby bench out cold... Daisy is taking on the two Yoshi's by herself, and she is doing very well. She only needs one more point to win.
Yoshi: Hmmmm HAA! serves
Daisy hits the ball back, which is returned by the Yoshis. The ball is high in the air, and is heading for Daisy.
Daisy: This... this is for you Toadette! Flower Power!!!!
Daisy leaps in the air with a yellow aura around her. She pulls her racket back, which appears to be absorbing sunlight. Then, in half a second, she swings the racket and the ball is smacked with so much power that the Yoshis couldn't even see it comming.
Judge: Game, Set, and Match: Daisy wins!
Yoshis: WHAAA!?
The Yoshis suddenly explode upon hearing this news. Purple goo covers the court, along with Daisy. Peach and Chef run in the door.
Peach: What happened?!
Chef: Playin' dirty eh?
Daisy: huff... huff... Now... is not the time... Listen, get Toadette to the hospital asap.
Chef: Why?
Daisy: She was hit really hard in the head and passed out. So hurry! Go!
Chef: Ok. grabs Toadette and leaves
Daisy: How are things over at your end?
Peach: Not much better than here. I just got done defeating myself, and we left Mario alone with the monster.
Daisy: ...How stupid are you?!
Peach: Excuse me?
Daisy: Ugh, what happens to you when you are left alone with a monster?
Peach: I get kidnapped...
Daisy: ...ok, lets say the monster was hungry. Then what?
Peach: He would try to win my heart over by taking me to a fancy, romantic dinner. Bowser does it all the time.
Daisy: sigh AND WHAT IF HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE MOOD FOR PEACHES?!
Peach: Well then I guess he would go to the store and pick up some fruit.
Daisy: No no no, I meant you! As in Peach! What if he was hungry for Peach?!
Peach: But I am Luigi right now! Notice the green cap with an L on it?
Daisy: .....
Peach: What?
Daisy: You are such a blonde, sometimes I could just smack you...
The two girls head back to the abandoned courts where they abandoned Mario earlier... only to find out that he is missing.
Peach: Hmm? Mario? Where are you?
Daisy: note sarcasm Gee, what a surprise. You left him alone with a vicious man-eating pirahna plant and now he has vanished. What in the world do you think happened to him? =0
Peach: ...No clue.
Daisy: Lets try to fit the three easy puzzle pieces together: Monster who is very hungry -- Man who was isolated -- Man is now gone. Now Peach, what happened here?
Peach: ...Mario left to get the monster some peaches!
Daisy: No, Jessica Simpson!!! He was eaten! The monster ate Mario!
Peach: What?! Nooo!
Piranha Plant: BELCH!
Daisy: Well what our we waiting for? Its up to us to save the men and the whole MKA!
Peach: Woo! Girl Power!
Part Four: "Toad's Angels"
Punchinello: Diane, Tom, it appears the replacement Peach has been sliced in half by Luigi... you wouldn't believe this, but I could've sworn I saw Luigi holding a fan in a feminine pose, and he had long, blonde hair, make-up, a small nose, and a chest that seemed to be bigger than I remember... hmmm...
Diane: Oh no! Well, we have prepared a video to remember the good times...
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Remembering the replacement...
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"Oooooh, Princess Peach's replacement..."---
Toad turns off the tv in anger.
Toad: Thats it! I am sick of this! I am missing all of my favorite t.v. shows... its all that monster's fault! Well, I am going to go find the monster and give em' a piece of my mind!!!
Back at the abandoned courts...
Peach: So what should we do?
Daisy: I don't know... what makes goo disappeer?
Peach: Hmmm... I remember when I was on vacation at Isle Delfino, Mario was talking about this one "FREDD" fellow that rode on his back. He said he used FREDD to clean up the messes all over the island. I imagine we could call FREDD and tell him to get over here and help us.
Daisy: o.O He rode on his back?!
Peach: Yeah, Mario always hung on to FREDD's handles to make sure he stayed on.
Daisy: =0 ...
Piranha Plant: Grr... ROOOOAR!
Daisy: Get back!
Peach and Daisy take a few steps back and watch as the monster roars in anger.
Peach: Shh! Listen Daisy... do you hear something?
Daisy: ?
Peach: Listen really closely...
Daisy: ........I hear growling... so?
Piranha: BELCH!
Peach: That isn't the monster growling; its it's stomach!
Daisy: Eww... I guess Mario gave it indigestion... and that means...
Peach: ...wait, I know this one!
Daisy: It's going to have gas... it might barf... or...
Both: Diarrhea!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Peach: Duck and cover!
The two girls hide in fear... while Toad comes walking around with a map.
Toad: Hmm... lets see... "I am here" he looks around Yep! And according to the map the monster should be...
Piranha Plant: ROOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Toad: Quiet! I am trying to read this map! Hmm... All I see is a "Peach is here ---" mark... Thats impossible! She's....she's... she's.... sniffle dead! WAAAAAAA!!!
Piranha Plant: Belch!
Toad: Eww! Cover your-- ack!
The monster startles Toad, who flees in terror. He leaps under a nearby bush... where he finds...
Toad: I hope the monster doesn't find me in here...
Peach: Yeah, me too!
Toad: Peach!!! =D Your al--
Peach and Daisy: SHHHH!!!
Daisy: If the monster sees us, we are toast!
Toad: Hey girls, why did why hide in a bush that just happens to be right next to the monster's side of the court?
Peach: Because the author is trying to kill us...
Daisy: Yeah, what an ass!
Peach: As long as we stay quiet, we are safe... hmm...
Daisy: What is it?
Peach: I wonder what the boys are doin now...
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Mario: Got any three's?
Luigi: Go fish.
Mario: Curses! Yoshi, do have any five's?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Mario: Eh?
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Daisy: I am sure they are fine...
Peach: Daisy, may I remind you they were eaten by that piranha plant!
Daisy: So? He didn't chew his food did he?
Peach: sigh I can't help but worry...
Silence...
Daisy: What the... something fuzzy just rubbed against my leg...
Peach: It must be your imagination...
Silence...
Toad: ...o.O Peach, was that you who hopped on my back?
Peach: Of course not!
Daisy: Something strange is going on here...
The foreign object then crawls into...
Peach: EEEEEEK!!! TOAD!!! GET YOUR BIG MUSHROOM HEAD OUT OF MY SHIRT!!!
Toad: Whaaaa? That isn't my head!
Daisy: Whatever it is, we've got to get it out of your shirt.
Peach: Eek! Its crawling in my bra!!! GET IT OUT! XO
Toad: I blame the author!
Daisy: Umm, ok, stay calm just try to reach for it and--
Peach: Its now moving down my stomach and around to my back! Hurry! It tickles!
Daisy: I can't reach it with those overalls on! Try to shake it out.
Peach: Ok, i'll...... OO
Daisy: What is it? Whats wrong? Where is it now?
Peach: Its-its-its... it's on my butt!
Toad and Daisy glance over to her rear, which appears to buldge out at least a foot.
Toad and Daisy: O.O ... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Toad: It's Anna Nicole!
Toad and Daisy: XD
Peach: GET IT OUT NOW!!!!!
Toad: Alright, alright, quit your bitchin' Anna.
A fuzzy bunny hops out of Peach's outfit.
All: THE ENERGIZER BUNNY!!!
Bunny:
Peach: What in the world is it doing in here?
Daisy: A few days ago, Mario kicked it very hard. I guess it has been hiding from him in here.
Peach: He kicked it? Thats animal abuse!
Daisy: I know, thats what I said!
Toad: ...I think I have an idea on how to stop the monster.
Girls: !!!
Toad: Okay, I saw this off of Dora the Explorer--
Daisy: Oh god...
Toad: What?
Peach: Toad, we aren't going to go to the monster and tell it to quit... monstering.
Toad: Aww... think about it...
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Toad and Girls: holding palms out Monster, no monstering! Monster, no monstering! Monster, NO MONSTERING!!!
Piranha Plant: Aww man! snaps fingers and slithers away
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Toad: It could work!
Peach and Daisy: sigh ...
Toad: All right, I have yet another plan and we will need the bunny to do it.
Energizer Bunny: ???
Five minutes later.....
Toad: Everybody got it?
Peach: Yeah, it's good but why do I have to be Drew Barrymore?
Toad: Because Daisy is Lucy Liu, and I am Cameron Diaz.
Peach: But I wanted to be Cameron Diaz!!!
Toad: I am sorry, but everyone knows that Cameron Diaz is the leader of the angels and since I am the leader of this group--
Peach: I don't care, I should be Cameron Diaz! We are both blonde!
Daisy: You bet thats right...
Peach: Hmm?
Daisy: Nothing..... Drew.
Peach: Ugh!!!
Toad: And the easter bunny can be Bill Murray.
The bunny bangs its drums twice in joy.
Peach: Its the energizer bunny, not the easter bunny.
Daisy: Yeah, the easter bunny is pink.
Peach: What? You believe in the easter bunny?
Daisy: Wha!? Oh! no-no-no-no! hehehe....
Peach: Lets just get this over with...
Toad: Angels, it is up to us to save the MKA and the Mario Bros!
Peach: Please don't do that... its so embarrassing.
Toad: ONWARD! It is time to kick some mutant piranha plant ass!
Daisy: YEAH!!!
Toad: Angels, LETS GO! For the sake of the academy!
Daisy: For the guys!
Peach: For the sake that this is done and over with as fast as possible...
Toad: That's the spirit!
The three hop out in front of the monster and get in the "Ass-kicking pose." The bunny takes another route behind the monster...
Toad is in a pink spandex suit and is wearing a blonde wig, along with some fake breasts with toilet paper sticking out of the top of his collar. He is also equipped with a belt full of weird happy-meal toys (his version of cool gadgets). Obviously, he went a little TOO far...
Daisy is in a purple spandex suit with her traditional flower crest. She is in high heels and has a belt of fashion accessories around her waist.
Peach, who is hating her life(and Toad) right now is in a black spandex suit with her cherished War Fan. A fake pink heart tattoo is on her left cheek... why that is, we don't know. On her belt she has a sword case by her right hip, only there is no sword in there; its a parasol!
The bunny is in sunglasses and a black tuxedo suit. He still is equipped with his band tools, after all, how could he keep on going without the rhythum of his drums?
Toad: It is time for us to... cut your roots!
Daisy: Even for a pun, that was pathetic.
Toad: Gimme a break!
Peach: What do expect a cross-dressing mushroom angel who thinks he's Cameron Diaz, even though I AM SUPPOSED TO BE CAMERON, to do?
Pirahna Plant: Grrr..... (Petal Blast!)
Pink flower petals are floating in the wind, a whistling sound can be heard as they dance in the sky.
Peach: Uh oh....
Daisy: Flower Petals? Thats all? How lame!
Toad: Egad! I am allergic to flowers!
Peach: These are not ordinary flower petals, they are enchanted with a spell that--
In a cloud of smoke, the group of angels are turned into mushrooms. The color of the mushroom resembles the color of their regular outfits. (Peach is pink, Daisy is yellow, Toad is the color of his head)
Toad: !!! (Ack! I'm a mushroom!... Wait, wasn't I already a mushroom?... Well at least I had arms, legs, a body, and a mouth then!)
Peach: (Ugh, I remember this spell from when Mario, Bowser and I saved the world from Smithy... Now which of his minions used it....?)
Daisy: (I've been fungitized?! Oh, this is SOOOO not good for my skin!)
The Energizer Bunny(who was not hit by the spell) sets up a large electrical battery behind the monster and connects two cords to the pipe the monster is in. By the way, the ( ) indicate the character's thoughts, while the indicate actions, incase this was not obvious by now. I also notice that the symbols have not been showing up at ... anyway, back to the story.
Peach: (If I remember correctly, the only way to remove the spell without anyone's aid would be to... wait...) sigh
Toad: spots the bunny (Despite the fact that the angels are as good as dead, my plan is still working! As long as I can distract the monster, we shall be victorious!)
Toad the mushroom begins to hop up and down in an attempt to gain the monster's attention.
Piranha Plant: ??? ... (Flare Wall)
A wall of fire suddenly appears and engulfs the group whole, damaging them severely.
Toad: .......(I think... I overdid it.)
Daisy: (That thing has fire powers too?! How the hell can a plant breathe fire without frying itself!? )
Peach: (I can't believe it... we are done for! My academy shall be reduced to ash by this monster and there is nothing more I can do...)
Outside the MKA gates...
Punchinello: It is a sad, sad, day indeed Diane. The monster has not only gobbled the Mario Bros, ate our fair princess, and caused massive damage to the MKA, it now has turned our heroes into useless, self-regenerating mushrooms! It appears that the fate of the MKA-- no, the entire Mushroom Kingdom lies in the hands of the mysterious bunny figure spotted behind the monster. We believe it is going to try to use a massive Energizer battery to electricute the villian and vaporize the goo. However, if it is seen by the monster, it will no doubt be eaten like the rest. So we are going to zoom all of our cameras in on the rabbit, completly revealing its location and more, while hoping the monster does not have access to a tv. Diane.
Diane: Quite a catastrophe we have on our hands, isn't it Tom?
Tom: Quite a ...cas...tra...oprhafeee indeed Diane... why did you use that word?
Diane: Heh, because I knew you couldn't say it correctly.
Tom: You are so evil!
Diane: I try. ...Oooh, we are getting more information from Punchinello. Lets go to him.
Punchinello: Diane, we have just located a small, red, flying object... authorites say it may be a fairy. Whatever it is, it is heading to the location of the monster...
End Part Four
Comming Soon: "The Real Villian is....???"
Finale: The Real Villian is.... ???
The bunny has completed the setup of the large battery and is about to pull the trigger...
???: STOP!
A masked shy guy with tiny wings floats down and looks at the piranha plant.
???: Oh, Oh, Oh! What is going on here?!... Why is my precious plant covered in goo?
The Petal Blast Spell wears out, and the group is returned to their former forms.
Daisy: Thank goodness! I thought I would remain that way forever!
???: ... Is that... Princess Peach!?
Peach: ...Yes.
Toad: Never mind that; Energizer bunny! PULL THE TRIGGER!
???: NO! Please don't hurt Smilax!
Peach: Smilax?! WAIT! Don't pull the trigger!
Toad: Peach! What are you doing? That was our chance to fry the monster!
???: Monster!? How dare you call him a monster!
Peach: Shy Away... correct?
Shy Away: oh, oh, oh, you remember?
Toad: What's a Shy Away?
Peach: Shy Away is a member of a sacred clan of Shy Aways. They are known for their superior gardening skills and magic. You could say that they are the angels of all garden beauty.
Daisy: So this Shy Away thing is responcible for this... mutant piranha plant?
Shy Away: His name is Smilax and he is not a mutant!
Peach: I believe so, this is not the first time I have seen Smilax. Shy Away, why did you do this?
Shy Away: Me!? You are the ones who sealed him in this purple prison of goo and trapped him in this green tunnel!
Toad: No we didn't!
Peach: Where did you get an idea like that?
Shy Away: The Kolorful Koopas told me you had stolen Smilax and were holding him captive here at the MKA! I am here to rescue him!
Peach: The Kolorful Koopas!? That band of evil koopa kids?
Daisy: Oooooh! This is GREAT gossip! begins to take notes on her Mushroom Messenger
Peach: ...I think I am beginning to understand now.
Toad: Good, cause' I am a little confused.
Peach: First lets take care of Smilax.
Toad: Okay! Pull the--
Peach: No! I meant save it!
Toad: Wh-what!?
Peach: Shy Away, is there anyway to get rid of that goo on Smilax?
Shy Away: Why ask me? You are the ones who put it on him?
Peach: No we did not! I can explain this whole thing later, but for now, lets save Smilax.
Shy Away: Why should I cooperate with you?
Peach: Well, it is either that or Smilax remains here forever. Is that what you want?
Shy Away: !!!...Well, I... no... but!...oh, oh, oh, what to do?... Alright, I trust you to help me save him but no tricks!
Peach: No tricks, I promise. Now, try washing it off with water.
Toad: That was the original plan, right?
Peach: Yes, but we lacked the water power.
Shy Away flies over Smilax and showers him with magical water... the goo vanishes from his body and he lets out a cry in joy.
Toad: ...Well that was easy. Why didn't we do that? I am sure we could have at least tried to wash it off.
Shy Away: This water was blessed by the Shy Away Clan. It is the most pure and enriched water any plant could want. Normal water wouldn't have worked.
Daisy: Wow. Magical Water. Just out of curiousity... since using that can make even the ugliest flower beautiful... do you think it would work on humans too? You know, make them more beautiful?
Shy Away: Well... I-I really don't know. We Shy Aways avoid contact with humans and toads... since most of them are nothing but trouble.
Daisy: Hmph, not all humans and toads are bad you know...
Peach: That's enough. Now that we saved Smilax, how can we save Mario and the others?
Shy Away: M-M-Mario!?
Daisy: I see you have met Mario before... hahaha!
Peach: Mario, and some others were eaten by Smilax... could you save them?
Shy Away: No thank you! That Mario is sooooooo much trouble!
Peach: But he did free you from Valentina's service a long time ago...
Daisy: Valentina?! She was that queen Birdo told me about on the phone the other day! You used to work for her too?
Shy Away: Yes, and it is true that he did free me... oh, but he whacked Smilax! I cannot forgive him for that!
Peach: Don't you remember? He also spared your life and allowed you to escape from Nimbus Land alive. Do you know why? Because he knew you hadn't really done anything wrong.
Shy Away: But!....ugh! Oh, oh, oh, he's got me beat there...
Peach: So you will get Smilax to spit them out?
Toad: Ewwww...
Shy Away: Alright... but if he tries anything on me, I won't rescue him again!
Shy Away flies over Smilax and slaps him across the head. Smilax spits up Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi from his stomach.
Mario: Mama mia....
Peach: Mario! You are ok!...... And you need a bath!
Daisy: God, what have you boys been rolling in?!
Shy Away: ......
Mario: ...?
Shy Away: !!!
Mario: Is that... Shy Away?
Shy Away: :(
Peach: Yes, I will explain everything in my office once everyone is ready... and once you stop smelling like the Mushroom Kingdom Sewers.
Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi: ;
That night, everyone meets in Peach's office. Chef is also back from taking Toadette to the hospital.
Toad: Are you sure leaving that Smilax thing outside alone is such a good idea?
Daisy: Its stuck in the pipe so it cannot go anywhere. Besides, it looked pretty tired when we left.
Shy Away: Yes, it is very warn out... please give him some rest.
Peach: Excuse me! I would like to speak for a moment... First, I want to thank--
Toad: SNORRRRRRRRRE
Peach: ... Daisy--
Daisy slaps Toad in the face and wakes him up.
Toad: OUCH! .
Peach: Thank you. Now I would like to start the meeting by thanking Shy--
Toad: So...boring...must......SNORRRRRRRRRE
Peach: ...grrrrr
Toad: .....No mommy, I am 18 now... I am too old for Formula milk and baby food...
Peach: Get rid off him!
Mario and Daisy carry Toad outside and set him on the cold sidewalk.
Peach: ANYWAY, I want to thank Shy Away for saving us today. It must have been very hard for you to trust us, since the last time we met we were enemies.
Shy Away: I did it for Smilax...
Peach: oh..... never mind then.
Daisy: whispers to mario Wow, this sure is a productive meeting isn't it?
Mario: Heh.
Peach: Chef, how is Toadette?
Chef: I first took her to the MKA hospital wing, but the nurse said it was a bit too serious for her and that she needed a more experienced doctor so I took her to the Toad Town hospital.
Daisy: Is she alright? I kind of feel bad, I could have sacrificed a point to stop it from happening... but I didn't know it was going to happen!
Chef: Relax, she is fine. While she is still knocked out, she is still alive and such. She should be back in a few days.
Peach: Thats good news. It is a shame that our newest member had to experience something like this.
Daisy: I said I was sorry I couldn't prevent it!!! Isn't that enough!?
Peach: Daisy, I was not refering to you...
Daisy: Oh... good, because I would have stopped it if I could.
Peach: We know Daisy!
Shy Away: Peach, could we hurry this up? I want to get Smilax and leave.
Peach: Yes. Now, everyone is probably confused about today, so I will try to explain everything....
"Does everyone remember Toadette being on kitchen duty? Well, she had to make lunch for us today. But, something must have gone horribly wrong while she was cooking, which created the purple goo. Then, Toad said he saw Smilax emerge from the sea of goo raging on the cafeteria floor. While I am still unsure of how Smilax actually got inside the goo--"
Shy Away: Wait, the Kolorful Koopas told me that you had also encased Smilax into a magic seed... could this Toadette person you speak of have put the seeds holding Smilax into the meal in which the goop was created?
"... Yes! Toadette must have found the seeds somewhere and used them in the reciepe."
Daisy: Remind me never to allow Toadette to fix me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"When Smilax was released from the seeds, he became trapped in the goo, which must have caused him to go into a destructive rampage. Mario, Luigi, and I tried to wear it out with attacks, but the goo made Smilax impervious to everything. Later, you came and used the magic water to free Smilax from the goo, and it was happy again. I also noticed that it no longer tried to attack us or destory anything. My thesis is that it was the goo that had made Smilax evil."
Chef: The meal that Toadette was fixing... what were the ingredients?
Luigi: Ah, I had found this in the cafeteria while taking a look around before the meeting... hands paper to Chef
Chef: Hmm... This defenatly is not one of mine.
Daisy: How did she get ahold of it then? Not to mention the seeds... just "finding" them doesn't really help find out who is responcible for all of this.
Shy Away: ...The Kolorful Koopas.
Mario: I agree...
Shy Away: Oh oh oh! I cannot believe I was tricked by them!
"So.... First, the Kolorful Koopas somehow got ahold of Toadette and gave her the new recipe and the seeds that were holding Smilax captive. Then, Toadette cooked the meal, releasing the flood of goo. The seeds soon released Smilax into the goop. The goo must have been enchanted with some kind of magic to make whoever it consumes under its control, causing Smilax to go berserk. When Shy Away heard of this, she rushed over to his aid. Once Smilax was rid of the goo, it was no longer angry... does this make since to everyone?"
Mario: Umm... I think so. A bit much for me. After all, I just escaped the insides of a piranha plant!
Daisy: I wrote everything down on my Gossip Device. The Newest News will love me for this! This going to be great!
Peach: Daisy, must you tell everyone about this?
Daisy: Oh, PLEASE!
Chef: You might as well let her. I saw tons of tv crews outside the MKA when I took Toadette to the hospital. The whole Mushroom Kingdom probably already knows.
Peach: They only know what the media has told them. I ensure you that they don't even know the real story behind this.
Daisy: sigh, You never let me have any fun.
Peach looks out the window and at the moon.
Peach: It's getting late. We should all rest, it was a big day today.
Mario: Shy Away? Do you have anywhere to stay?
Shy Away: M-Mario?...ehhh, n-n-not really.
Mario: You don't need to be afraid of me...
Shy Away: I-I-I cannot help it...
Mario: Why don't you sleep in Toadette's bed? I am sure neither her nor Toad would mind.
Shy Away: Th-thanks...
Peach: I'll see everyone tomorrow. Good night everyone!
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Will Toadette make a safe recovery in the hospital?
Were the Kolorful Koopas really the ones responcible for this entire mess?
Can Shy Away be trusted?
Why does Daisy feel guilty for Toadette's injury?
Which episode could possibly be longer than this one?
Answers to all questions may be found in the next episode of Mario Tennis: MKA!!!
Comming Soon: "Shy Away and Smilax: Friend or Foe?"
Toad walks into the kitchen
Toad: Eww! I hope this isn't tonight's meal! I better go tell someone and fast! ROOMATE PERSON! WHERE ARE YOU?
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Shaggy: GASP! It's… some black guy!
Velma: No, its not just any black guy, its Bill Cosby!
Bill: Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you whippersnappers!
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Mario: I see… Before I go, I have to ask you something.
Luigi: What is it?
Mario: …What kind of ing drugs were you taking this morning?! O.o
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Chef: We must hurry and get help! That monster has to be stopped before it destroys everything.
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Episode Five: The Battle of the Abandoned Court, Part One : The Royal Plumber and Mustached Princess
Diane: Hello. Welcome back to Newest News. Right now, A strange purple monster made of goo is attacking the MKA. We sent our reporter, Punchinello to the scene. Punchinello.
Punchinello: Thanks Diane. Behind me is the large monster known as the Goo Piranha. The evil creature appears to be heading for MKA's grass court, where a young maiden and Mario's brother are playing a tennis match. Monsters like these seem to have a thing for kidnapping, so as you will probably be fully aware of, the young maiden will be eaten in about five minutes. We are keeping an eye out for Mushroom Kingdom's own Mario to come and rescue the damsel in soon-to-be distress but so far, no show. We asked the monster why he was tearing up MKA, but it refused to be interviewed because I am afraid he will eat me—I mean for private reasons... Am I famous yet?
Diane: Thanks Punchinello. We will keep you updated if any events occur. Now, lets go to Tom for his special report on cheese. Tom.
Toad: …Ugh, they cut off the Chuck C. Quizzmo show for some stupid attack?! This sucks!
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Mario and the rest arrive at the grass court. The monster is now in the center of the court roaring with anger.
Daisy: Oh thank god you're here!
Mario: What's wrong?
Daisy: That… thing just ate our tennis equipment including the judges chair and ten tennis balls!
Mario: he-he-he-he… she said balls.
Peach: slaps Mario If you don't have anything nice or mature to say, then shut the hell up!
Toadette: Where is the green guy?
Luigi: My name is Luigi, and I am right here. sigh I am lucky to be alive! That thing snatched my racket right from my hand...
Mario: You look fine to me Lois...
Luigi: LUIGI!
Mario: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Peach: ...(What is up with Mario today? He seems..... different)
Chef: Why is that thing feeding on all of the tennis equipment?
Toadette: Maybe its hungry?
Daisy: I have no idea. If thats the case, then maybe she should feed it something like a watermelon or something.
Toadette: !!! Ummm no, I don't think its hungry! ; (If she fed it the watermelon it would probably get stronger!)... I'll be right back, I have to go back to the dorms. runs away
Mario: Hmmm... We need to get rid of that monster.
Daisy: What was your first clue?!
Mario: Who here still has their racket and a tennis ball?
Daisy: Umm, I still have a ball. hands the ball over But what about a racket?
Chef: He can use my frying pan. I have no idea how it got here, I just seem to have it with me whenever its needed.
Mario: It will do. grabs Chef's frying pan
Peach: Mario, what in the world do you plan to do with a frying pan and a tennis ball!?
Mario: This-- Fireball!
Mario tosses the ball up in the air and smashes it with the frying pan, catching the ball on fire. With a loud PING noise, the flaming ball soars at an incredible speed into the Piranha's mouth. The monster spits the ball out and begins to cough uncontrolably.
Daisy: Yahoo!
Chef: Great job Mario!
Luigi: You did it!
Peach: Ummm... no he didn't.
Luigi: What do you mean?
The Goo Piranha stops coughing and roars with anger. It pulls its head back and spits out three blobs of the goo which morphs into...
Mario: Yoshis!
Chef: What!? Yoshis? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! XO
Luigi: Yoshis? Why not those giant transformer machine dudes? Yoshis are weak.
Yoshi 3: Hmph!
The fake Yoshi makes an egg-- also made of goo and tosses it at Mario. Mario pulls the frying pan back and swings at the egg, making it backfire on the Yoshi. The Yoshi explodes on impact with the egg.
Chef: I wish the real Yoshi was that easy to get rid of...
Mario: They are easy to destroy, why else would all of the dinosaurs be wiped out by a rock from space?
Luigi: whispers to Daisy Mario never did well in science class during high school.
Daisy: hee hee!
Mario: If I didn't know any better I would say that those two Yoshis want to face us in a doubles match...
Luigi: Alright! Me and Daisy will crush them!
Toadette: WAIT!
Toadette comes running back to the scene. She is now in her tennis uniform holding two raquets.
Toadette: Let me face him. It is my fault its alive in the first place so let me help destroy it.
Mario: Hmmmmm I was going to use you as a decoy--
Toadette: Say wha!? o.O
Mario: But this this a better idea. You and Daisy can stay here and distract the Yoshis by killing them... I needed Luigi for something else anyway.
Luigi: For what?
Mario: I have a plan. It may be a little awkward but trust me, it is nescessary...
Peach: Whats your plan Mario?
Mario: Peach take off your dress.
Peach: o.O grabs Mario's frying pan and smacks him with it You pervert!
Mario: Owwww... Its for a good cause! Honest!
Peach: Yeah right...
Mario: I swear! As much as I want to see your--
Peach: MARIO!!!!! =O
Mario: Fine... Luigi, strip off all of your clothing.
Luigi: GASP! slaps mario How dare you!
Mario: Ugh, Luigi do you honestly think I would want to see you in your tighty-whities?
Daisy, Toadette and Peach begin to giggle, trying their best to hold it in
Luigi: B-b-b-but there are ladies here!
Toadette: Oh don't worry, we wouldn't dare to look!
Daisy: Ok we will turn around, will that make you feel better?
Peach: I don't understand why he is doing this, but just listen to your brother.
Luigi: Oh all right.
Luigi undresses and hands his things to Mario.
Luigi: Brrrrr... its cold out here.
Toadette: Thank goodness he has underpants on! Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!!!
Luigi: HEY! I am not that bad...
Daisy: Yes you are... yuck...
Mario: Peach, I need you to change into his outfit.
Peach: Not here I won't! I will go into the cafeteria and change.
Daisy: I'll go with you. I don't want to sit here and look at Luigi's nearly-nude self...
The two head for the building. Toadette takes a look around and sees Luigi...
Toadette: EEEEEWWW! XO Wait for me! she runs off
Luigi: I have never had luck with the ladies.
Mario: Well you shouldn't go parading around in your under-garments!
Luigi: Hey its YOUR fault I am like this!
Chef: Mario, why are you having Peach change into Luigi's clothes?
Mario: So I can have a more attractive brother... ha, I am kidding. Its so the monster thinks Peach is Luigi and--
Luigi: Oh god... this means..
Mario: Thats right...
Luigi: NO! Not again! Mario please don't say it!
Chef: Don't say what?
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In the lounge...
Diane: This concludes the rather long report on cheese.
Toad: Wow, I never knew that you get con-set-tid-pay-tid on cheese!... whatever that means. I am going to go get some cheese and find out myself what it is.
Toad heads down the stairs...
Toad: I am sure Chef wouldn't mind if I--
Peach: screams T-T-TOAD! covers up
Daisy: steps in front of her GET OUT!
Toad turns red as a fire-hydrant(the RED ones, not the yellow ones!) and rushes upstairs.
Toad: Oh god! I'm sorry!.....upstairs I wonder if that right there was con-whatever its called?
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Peach, dressed as Luigi, along with Toadette and Daisy joins Mario back at the courts.
Mario: and that is how it all works.
Luigi: awww...
Chef: Sounds like a well thought out plan... in a eerie kind of way.
Peach: What are you talking about?
Mario: Just how we plan to use our plan to plan the monster's plan to escape our plan so we can have a plan when he plans to escape and ruin our plans!
Daisy: Run that pass me again... .;
Peach: Translation: Mario is an idiot.
Daisy: OH! Now I get it!
Mario: Make any joke you want after my plan to defeat the monster's plan works.
Toadette: Have you been keeping an eye on those Yoshis?
Chef: Errr -- ...
Mario: If by keeping an eye on the Yoshis, you mean ignore them, then yes.
Daisy: sigh They got away.
Toadette: I bet they are just roaming around somewhere. Look, they left tracks for us to follow.
Daisy: heh, too bad for them that they are made of transparent purple goo. Its impossible to get off the carpet... or grass in this case.
Luigi: Hey Peach, you don't look that bad in my clothes!
Peach: Shut up. Do you think I like wearing clothes that belong to a man that wears tighty-whities all the time? Besides, they smell like a constuction worker's armpit! gets perfume out of purse, opens the lid, and pours it all over herself That will be $150.00 for forcing me to use my expencive perfume on your wretched overalls.
Luigi: Leave me alone!
Daisy: Okay, we got Peach taken care of, now for Luigi.
Mario: hands Luigi Peach's tennis outfit Here you go. Hurry up and put it on.
Luigi: Do I have to? :(
Chef: Of course not, you can just battle the vicious monster in your underwear.
Luigi: Give me that!
Luigi swipes the dress from Mario and puts it on. Toadette and Daisy burst into tears.
Daisy: XD HA HA HA HA HA! That is the most-- oh I can't even find the words to express... THIS!
Toadette: Stop it! Your killing me! Hee hee hee hee! XD
Luigi: :(
Peach: =O ...
Mario: Wow, uh, you look very... sexy?
Chef: Not even close... I mean, your a babe magnet!
Mario: He sure is! Just look at him, he has all of the girls laughing their asses off!
Chef: stomps on Mario's foot Shh!
Peach: =O ... I... I...
Mario: Oh look, she is speachless! You finally won her over!... Congrats! Wait a minute... Thats my girl!
Mario runs over to Luigi and starts to yell in his face.
Mario: Stay away from my woman or i'll... i'll do something mean yet PG-13 appropriate!
Toadette: Mario! He isn't trying to win her over... she's paralyzed with fear.
Mario: Oh. Well then if you paralize my woman one more time i'll--
Daisy: Give it a rest! She isn't even your woman! (...yet!)
Chef: Hmmm....
Toadette: Whats wrong?
Chef: Its just that... he can never pass as Princess Peach!
Daisy: You have a point there. I mean, look at him!
Toadette: Yeah, and those hairy legs! Ewwww! XO Every monster knows that real princesses don't have hairy legs... besides Cinderella of course.
Daisy: Yep, and that mustache has got to go!
Luigi: NO! Not my trademark mustache!
Daisy: I'm sorry Luigi but there is no other way around it. Peach hasn't had facial hair since the eigth grade.
Peach: =O !!! YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NEVER SPEAK OF THAT! hee-hee... she's kidding. ;
Luigi: sigh What else has to go?
Toadette: A lot more...
Daisy: You know what that means... .
Luigi: What? What does it mean?
Daisy and Toadette: MAKE-OVER!!! =D
Luigi: God help me........
Mario: We don't have time for this!
Toadette: Fine, but that huge honker of a nose won't do. We have to pop it. gets needle
Luigi: Aieeeeee! Noooo! Mario please do something!
Mario: Alright, I'll hold it.
Luigi: Thats not what I-- Mario grasps Luigi's nose ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! That hurts!
Toadette: Okay here it goes! Hold still...
Luigi: No! Don't!
Peach: gasp Look! Those Yoshis are heading to the stadium!
Chef: Oh no! If they trash that place--which they most likely will--the MKA will...
Peach: Lets not think about it. Toadette, Daisy, you ready?
Mario: We can't waste anymore time, Luigi's nose has to wait.
Luigi: PHEW!
Toadette: Can we at least paint it red so it looks like a clown nose?
Luigi: No! I hate clowns!
Peach: You two get moving. You must stop those Yoshis.
Toadette: We will when we are good and ready!
All: ......
Everybody stares at Daisy and Toadette
Awkward silence....................
Toadette: I GET THE MESSAGE! Sheesh, you don't need to be so rude... C'mon lets get moving.
Daisy: Just a minute, I gotta make one quick phone call then I--
Toadette: NOW!!!
Daisy: Hmph, fine.
End of Part One
Part Two: A Sticky Situation
Toad is sitting in front of the TV in the lounge eagerly waiting for... anything!
Toad: Sheesh, this Newest News show seems to last forever! So what if some place is under attack; I want Dora the Explorer!
Diane: This just in! It appears that Mario and the gang have just arrived at the monster's location. The abandoned courts... what a dark, mysterious place. I hope they make it out of there alive. A lot of things have happened at the abandoned courts... and now its time for the weather!
The camera moves over to where a four-foot tall chinese woman is standing behind a map of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Connie: its whetta time!. ookie, over here in Mewwymoe we are especting some vewy vewy heavy wain. Betta get your umbwellas!
= translation is Merrymore, a town featured in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.
Diane: Thanks Connie. I would hate to get married to day! Ha ha ha! Isn't that right Tom?
Tom: It sure is Diane. Of course you will never have to worry about that because no man would even dream of being with you.
Diane: Bite me Tom.
Tom: And now sports!
Toad: That Connie lady... I wonder if she talks like that on purpose? And why is she so short? I think somebody drank too much coffee! Hee hee hee.
Toadette and Daisy arrive at the stadium court. Toadette's jaw sinks to the floor as she enters the gigantic building. Stands that could fill thousands of people surround them with tons of signs advertising different teams and businesses.
Toadette: Woah.....
Daisy: It was modeled after the Roman Collosieum. Impressive huh?
Toadette: I'll say! This place is huge!
Daisy: Yeah, and you haven't even seen the inside of the actual building. Tons of hallways packed with little stores, mini-restraunts, and all of the suvonier shops you could ever imagine are just waiting for you to visit and spend your money on worthless pieces of crap they call trinkets!
Toadette: Sounds like a Football Stadium... hey, check out all of these signs!
"MKA-- The best of the best!"
"BKA-- The evilest of the best!"
"BBA-- The beanist of the best!"
"SFA-- The newest of the best...(comming soon)"
"Eat at Joe's!"
Daisy: Businesses used to die just to have an ad in here. At first, Peach was okay with it but when the Viagra company wanted to put up an ad she got rid of everything. Now, only festive banners and signs about the various tennis leagues and teams are allowed here.
Toadette: Well I wouldn't want posters about things that make a guy......you know
Daisy: Yeah. giggle
Toadette: All over my stadium either! Who in their right mind would!?
Daisy: Hey, did I tell you about the time I found some of those pills in Luigi's pillow?
Toadette: I didn't need to hear that. .
They spot the Yoshis entering the court from another entrance
Daisy: Look! points at the Yoshis Hey, uh, lil' goo yoshis!
Toadette: -- (lil' shroom girl... lil' goo yoshis.... why am I not surprised?)
Goo Yoshi 1: Yoshi?
Daisy: Get over here! Lets play a tennis match!
The two evil creatures look at each other and nod their heads.
Goo Yoshi 1: Yoshi!
Daisy: Yeah yeah yeah just get ready for the most severe butt-kicking you have ever had in your short, 1/3-of-an-episode lives!
Toadette: ...
Daisy: Whats wrong?
Toadette: Its just that... I am really nervous.
Daisy: Don't be.
Toadette: (Wow, great advice...) Its just that this is my first tennis match here at the MKA and--
Daisy: Oh thats right... shoot. Did Mario give you a tutorial of all of the special rules here?
Toadette: No, but I already know how to play tennis!
Daisy: Errr, this is no ordinary tennis.
Toadette: Huh? What do you mean?
Daisy: Lets see... how do I explain it... Oh man, there is no way I can tell you everything in time!
Mario and the switched Peach and Luigi, along with Chef, have followed the giant monster to the Abandoned Courts.
Chef: I have never been here before...
Mario: Yep, the Abandoned Courts. This place has been off-limits since... the incident.
Chef: The incident?
Peach: Shush Mario, you know that is just a stupid legend.
Mario: Legend my ass! Why do you think nobody goes here anymore?
Peach: Because its off-limits!
Mario: Oh yeah? Then why is it off-limits? Hmmm?
Peach: Ugh, beleive what you wish. But I am telling you, that is not why its closed!
Chef: But... why IS it closed?
Peach: According to Mario it is because of something that happened here a long time ago involving three pigs and a wolf with very strong lungs, but the truth is that those pipes behind the north side of the court prevent anyone from playing on that side. That is why I closed this court. The only reason that stupid rumor about the wolf even exists is because of the fact that this place has become very creepy since nobody tends it anymore.
Mario: Pfft, no it is because the wolf ate the pigs!
Peach: Just ignore that idiot! (I feel like I have said that before to Bowser... could it be his doing?... no...)
Chef: Its alright, I am on your side Miss Peach.
Luigi: I really feel foolish in this skirt... can we get this over with?
Mario: Yeah, if PEACH would just stop her bitching we can continue!
Peach: o.O wha... MY BITCHING?!
Chef: Calm down you two! We have to concentrate on the monster... say, where'd it go?
Luigi: Oooh Oooh! I know!
Mario: Hmmm... I have no idea.
Luigi: Pick me! Me! MEEE!
Chef: Peach, did you you see it?
Peach: No... I was too busy "bitching"
Mario: Hmph, thats right.
Luigi: I know where it went!
Chef: Drat we lost it again...
Mario: What do we do now?
Luigi: HEY! Didn't you hear me? I said I saw it!
Mario: God Luigi! You don't have to yell! Man, I may be deaf now... thanks a lot!
Luigi: --;
Mario: Okay, if you are sooooo smart then where did it go?
Luigi: In the center pipe of the court! See it's head stickin out?
Mario: I dunno if I can, after all I am DEAF!
Peach: Mario, it is the blind people that cannot see. Deaf people can see just fine, but they cannot hear anything.
Mario: Oh yeah... I mean-- what?
Peach: You are really getting on my nerves...
Luigi: Mario... I want to know why Peach and I switched outfits.
Mario: You'll find out when we begin the battle with the monster...
Chef: Uhhhh I think I will stay behind.
Peach: Its okay Chef. We will leave you in charge of the items... that way you can be out of harm's way while we fight.
Luigi: Right!... Umm whats our plan Mario?
Mario: What is up with all of the questions!? And didn't we already discuss the plan?
Luigi: Yes........ but I forgot.
Mario: Sorry, no time. Lets go save the MKA!!!
The three slowly approach the slimy monster. It roars in anger and snaps at them.
Luigi: AIIIIE! M-M-Mario! I'm scared! Why is it so angry?
Mario: Aren't monsters always angry?
Peach: Yes, but I think there is something more to it than that... I think its stuck in the pipe.
Mario: I told him those twinkies would go straight to his ass!
Peach: Knock off the jokes and get ready for the fight of your life...
Mario pulls out Chef's Frying Pan and Peach equips her War Fan.
Peach: I always carry my fan with me! Not only is it cool, stylish, and cute, its also handy for hot summer days and--
Mario: You can bitch slap the hell out of anything, bringing lots of pain!
Peach: Only you would know! ;)
Mario: Yeah...... =(
Luigi: ......uhhh, where is my weapon?
Mario: Silly Luigi, you won't need one!
Luigi: Huh? Why?
The piranha plant swiftly lunges out and swallows Luigi whole.
Peach: Oh my gosh!!!!! =O
Mario: Thats why.
Peach: Mario! That thing just gobbled up your brother!
Mario: No, you are my brother now. The monster just ate Peach. wink
Chef: So thats why you had them switched.
Mario: Yep. Monsters just cannot resist a tasty princess. They always have to kidnap her.
Peach: But it ATE him!-- I mean her.
Mario: Yeah..... wasn't expecting that one...
Peach and Chef: = ...
Mario: = .....
Peach: And you are not the least bit upset?!
Mario: Well nobody's plans are perfect!
Peach: sigh --
The monster begins choke again...
Mario: Oh god, what is it going to caugh up now?
Peach: I don't know... but it looks like its going to be bigger than a Yoshi.
The monster spits out a slightly bigger blob than last time that begins to take the form of...
Peach: Me!? o.O
Chef: Woah, it made a clone of Princess Peach!
Mario: But thats weird... monsters are usually only able to make copies of what they consume...
Peach: .....
Chef: Perhaps it is the fact that it thought it swallowed Peach, therefore it is able to duplicate her.
Mario: Since when did you become so smart?
Chef: What do you mean?
Mario: You are the academy chef! You are not supposed to be smart!
Chef: Hmph! Typical stereo-type...
Peach: ..... (I cannot fight myself... can I?)
The blob finishes its transformation. It's appearence is shockingly accurate to what the real Peach looks like. In fact, if it wasn't purple, nobody would be able to tell the difference!
Peach Clone: Mario!
Mario: It talks!
Peach Clone: I have a bone to pick with you!
Mario: Huh?
Peach: =O ... (unbelievable... that clone shares the same feelings I do! I wonder if it knows more than that...)
Peach Clone: All I have been hearing from you is constant complaining and rudeness towards me! I don't know what has gotten into you, but you better start acting differently! I am a princess, and I should not have to tolerate this kind of behavior!
Mario: Don't you talk to me like that!
Peach Clone: You see? How can you put me through this pain? You are not acting like yourself! Where is the Mario that I once knew? Where is the Mario that always protected me? Where is the man that would put his life in severe danger just to rescue me from Bowser? Where is that kind-hearted plumber that no matter what happened, would always be there at my side? Where is he!? Tell me! WHERE DID MY HERO GO!?!
Mario: I...
Peach: .....looks into the ground
Peach Clone: Why don't you just go away... now!... I don't want to have you in my life if I must suffer!
Mario: You cannot fool me! You are not the real Peach! I know these are not her true thoughts!
A tear emerges from Peach's eye and runs down her face.
Mario: Now get away from me before I hit you with this frying pan!
Peach Clone: Hmph! Fine... LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Mario: I'll crush your gelaton-like body with this frying pan of doom!... wow, that sounded corny.
Mario and the Peach Clone engage in combat while the real Peach falls to the ground.
Chef: Miss Peach...
Peach: I'm fine..... really.
Chef: Are you sure? Maybe we should go back. Mario seems to be handling this situation just fine by himself.
Peach: Thank you Chef... but I will be alright.
Chef: Are you sure?
Peach: Yes. I need to help him. He cannot do it alone.
Chef: Right.
Peach: stands up Besides, this is my academy! I need to be there to protect it! Lets go defeat my imposter and that slimy monster!
Chef: I am right behind you!
Back in the stadium...
Daisy: and that is the last thing you need to know about the basics of playing tennis in the MKA. Any questions?
Toadette: ...I guess not. I didn't understand a word you said but...
Daisy: Too bad! We're on!
The four players approach the court and get in position. The judge also arrives and takes his seat on the big white chair.
Judge: All right! Todays match is a two-game, one-set match. Custom rules prohibit the use of any abilities that effect the speed of yourself or others.
Toadette: Custom rules?
Daisy: Oh boy, I didn't talk about that did I? Ok, to make it brief-- custom rules are various rules the judges make before playtime. These can vary from no power-ups, to lobs only, to no food on the court, and many more. Usually these rules say if you cannot use a certain type of hit or ability, but sometimes they come up with bonus rules that earn you rewards if you are able to perform the requirements. Custom rules are unpredictable, and it is almost impossible to make a list of them all because of the fact that new ones are being created every day!
Toadette: I get it. So in this match, there are no speed-type abilities allowed. Correct?
Daisy: Yeah. Lucky for us huh?
Toadette: Now you lost me. Why are we lucky?
Daisy: Majority of Yoshi's abilities effect his or his enemies' movement. With the no speed abilities rule, he will be unable to use any of his tricks!
Toadette: You are right-- we ARE lucky! I wouldn't stand a chance since this is my first time.
Daisy: Now you're getting it! I am sick of teaching you so lets just get this match over with.
Toadette: Yeah!
Daisy steps on the serving line with the ball in her hand.
Daisy: You ready meat-heads!?
Toadette: Don't you mean "goo-heads?"
Daisy: Quiet!... Ready? Here it comes!
Daisy serves the ball and the Yoshi is unable to return it.
Judge: 15 - 0
Toadette: Yay!
Daisy: Ha! Too easy!
Daisy serves it again, and like last time, Yoshi misses the ball as it flys past him.
Judge: 30 - 0
Toadette: Wow! At this rate, we win in no time!
Daisy: Don't let your guard down...
As the set goes on, Daisy and Toadette are easily able to win a game-point (in this game, two game points make a set, and one set wins the match.). Now it is the other team's turn to serve.
Yoshi Clone: Hmm... Haaaaa-- WOAH! serves the ball
Daisy: Hiiii-- yaah! hits it back
Yoshi Clone: hmph! lobs the ball over the net
Daisy: Toadette! Try to do a smash-ace!
Toadette: Duh! Everyone knows that smash hits are perfect for countering lobs.
Toadette pulls back her raquet and swings at the ball... however she hits it a little too hard and it lands out-of-bounds.
Judge: 15 - 0
Toadette: Ah, darn it!
Daisy: Its okay, they only got one point.
The Yoshi takes his spot at the serving line.
Daisy: Alright, it is your turn to recieve the serve. You ready?
Toadette: Sure. This is a piece of cake....... I hope.
End of Part Two.
Part Three: "Remembering Princess Peach..."
Toadette stands on the serving line with the racket in hand.
Toadette: Well.....here it goes.
Daisy: You can do it!
Toadette returns the ball and the volley begins...
Daisy: Not bad Toadette. hits the ball I don't know why you so worried.
Toadette: Well I thought the ball might of had some curse or something on it.
Daisy: --; No no no, thats not what kind of thing I was talking about...
Toadette: You said playing tennis here was-- hits the ball different than normal tennis!
Daisy: Its not THAT different...
One Yoshi runs up to the net and smashes the ball, Toadette dives for the ball and is able to return it.
Toadette: How did I just do that!? o.O
Daisy: Told ya playing here is different. For some reason, if we see a ball flying past us we will just uncontrolably dive out and try to hit it. Although it hurts at times, we are somehow able to hit the ball over the net from semi-long distances.
Toadette: That IS different!
Daisy: That is also the reason Peach makes us wear knee-pads. lifts up knee to show her
Toadette: Hmm...hits the ball that is a good idea. Do you have any spares?
Daisy: No.
The Yoshi Team was unable to return Toadette's last hit, resulting in a point.
Judge: 15 - 15!
Daisy: Hmm... pretty good.
Toadette: I was just lucky. ;
The Yoshi serves to Daisy and the rally begins. Daisy was able to lob it over the Yoshi's heads resulting in another point.
Judge: 15 - 30
Toadette: Is it just me, or is this going by quickly?...
Daisy: It isn't you, two more points and we win the match.
Toadette: Something isn't right.....
Daisy: I am getting the same feeling...
Toadette: You think they have some kind of plan?
Daisy: It sure does seem like it... be on your toes.
The Yoshi at the serving line secretly replaces the tennis ball with a fake Yoshi egg.
Toadette: Oh look, he's going to kill his baby!
Daisy: Wha-- spots the egg OoOoOoh, Toadette, he is going to use his Serving Technique!
Toadette: What's that?
Daisy: Well it is--
Toadette: Cut it short!
Daisy: He will serve his egg in a random direction, just keep your eyes on the little red target-- but it moves fast!
Toadette: O.K!
Daisy: One more thing, his egg is heavier than a normal ball. Also, breaking it will result in a point for the other team. So be careful!
Toadette: So hitting too soft will not get it over the net, yet hitting it too hard will break it... ugh, talk about pressure!
Yoshi brings the egg forward and begins to aim... the target continues to move left to right on Toadette's side of the court.
Toadette: This is making me dizzy... X
Daisy: Stay focused! He is going to try to confuse you.
Toadette: Well it already worked! .
The target finally stops on a single spot... but where is it?
Toadette: Hmm... it's hiding from me. That tricky dinosaur....
Daisy: ........!!!
The Yoshi serves the egg while Toadette is looking on the ground(for the target)
Daisy: WATCH OUT!!!
Toadette: Eh?
Toadette turns around and is hit in the head by the egg. Toadette collapses on the ground and Daisy rushes to her aid.
Daisy: Lil' Shroom girl! Are you alright?! goes to her ear.......Can you hear me now?
Goo Yoshi: Yoshi! XD
The Yoshis begin to laugh at the fallen Toadette... she has been knocked out.
Daisy: You dirty bastards!!!
Yoshis: GASP !
Daisy: How DARE you use such a cruel trick against a newbie!
Yoshis: =P
Daisy: Thats it! I will finish this match, and destroy you myself!
Yoshis: =O
Back in the Lounge...
Toad: Ugh! This stupid News show is on EVERY CHANNEL! And whats even worse is that fake "Monster Attack" story has reached the National Emergancy Level! Stupid Propoganda...
Diane: Oh Tom, we just got word from Punchinello that something very very bad has happened! Lets go to Punchinello and see what is going on.
Tom: ...but I am not done with my own story!
Diane: Its going to wait for now because this news sounds much more interesting.
Tom: Hmph!
Diane: Punchinello, its all yours.
Punchinello: Well Diane, as you can see, the Mushroom Military has just arrived outside the MKA. The Chancellor has ordered a rescue mission.....
Diane: ???
Toad: Eh? A rescue mission? Why?
Punchinello: Sadly... our beloved Princess Peach Toadstool has been eaten... :(
Tom: mumbling oh, big shock attack right there...
Diane: Did you say something?
Tom: No.
Punchinello: The Mushroom troops hope that they will be able to come to her aid in time, but they may already be too late...
Toad: ...Peach is gone? For good? Can this actually be true?!
Diane: Oh dear... In honor of Peach's departure, we have prepared a video to remember..... the good times...
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"Remembering Princess Peach..."
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SONG/MOVIE START
A piano is playing in the background
"Who was the one who was familiar with the 'damsel in distress' role?..."
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Peach: MAAAAAAARIO!!!
Mario: Boing Boing!
Bowser: GAAAAAAH! falls in lava
Peach: My hero!
"Princess Peach..."
"Who was the beauty whose most used word was HEEEEELP?"
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Peach: HAAAAAAALP!!!
Bowser: Gwa ha ha ha!
Mario: !!!
Peach: Use this mushroom! throws mushroom... off the ledge Whoops!
"Princess Peach..."
"Which young maiden was kidnapped by ugly men more than anyone else in the world?"
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Booster: Where is my bride-to-be hiding? I wanna play hide-and-seek too!
Peach: Ewww!!! I don't want to play ANYTHING with you!
Mario: Boing Boing!
Booster: Ack! Mario is here already?
Peach: Save me! I don't want to marry this freak!
Booster: See? She hates you!
Peach: --;
"Princess Peach... Oh Princess Peach..... Remember the good times?"
"When you chanted for help and Mario would come to save the daaaaaay?"
"Oh Princess Peach....."
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Peach: Mario! The power of the stars have returned to the castle. And it is all thanks to you!... What the hell are those wings on your head?
Mario: Uhhh.....
Peach: You look like a freak... o.O
Mario: Well--
Peach: I was going to kiss you and throw you a party, but then I would look like a total loser...
Mario: But!
Peach: Good-bye Mario.
"Oh Princess Peach, your enchanting voice lightens the day."
"As if the sun and the moon, and when the flowers bloom,"
"Is under your control"
"Oh Princess Peach..."
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Dear Mario,
Please come to my castle, I am throwing a party... there is going to be a big cake!
-- Peach
Mario: Oh god, not another party... sigh c'mon Luigi, Peach is about to be kidnapped again.
Chorus: "Oh Princess Peach! Oh Princess Peach! Remember the good times, when you chanted for help, and Mario would cometosavethe (main singer joins in) daaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAY!!! Oh Princess Peach..."
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Video: Welcome to Isle Defino!
Shadow Mario: Woo hoo!
Peach: ...Mario?
Shadow Mario is doing a whole bunch of ridiculous stunts and positions in the background.
Peach: . Yeah, thats him.
Chorus: "Your dazzling eyes, your golden hair, your angelic voice, you are pure in everyway!"
"Our Princess Peach..." (end chorus)
"How can we live without you? Princess Peach..."
"How can we possibly go on after losing you? Princess Peach..."
(Chorus joins in) "Remember the good times, when you chanted for help, and Mario would save your little helpless aaaah Princess Peach....."
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Peach: Everyone! I hereby declare the Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Academy-- open!!!
Mario, Luigi, Daisy, etc.: Yaaaaaaay!!! Wooooo hooooo!
"Your smile is like a miracle, Princess Peach"
"As if the sun and the moon, and when the flowers bloom,"
"Is under your controoooooool"
"Oooooooooooo...."
"Princess Peach.........."
END SONG/MOVIE
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Toad: ;( ..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! That is soooooo sad! I miss Peach!
Diane: What's this? It appears a replacement for Peach has already been found. More info after this.
Toad: =O
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Peach and Chef are standing by the abandoned courts, where Mario and the Fake Peach are still fighting in their little "sword" duel.
Peach: Who knew I was such a good fencer...
Chef: Heh, and you are using a fan too.
Mario: Take that! and that!
Peach Clone: Hiiya!
Peach: Its been insert time between last abandoned court scene and this one here and they are still at it.
Chef: She seems oddly aggressive towards Mario. Are these your feelings too?
Peach: ...I don't know. To be honest, I am very confused about my copy. She seems to be my inside, hidden emotions in a human-form... yet I do not recognise some of her concerns.
Chef: Hmm... sounds like some kind of strange kids movie.
Peach: Bite me. --
Peach Clone: Ha-ha-ha-ha-hiyaaa!
Mario: Take it! Take it! Take it!
Peach Clone: What the...?!? o.O If you are going to have some fighting lines, then at least make them--- Ooof!!!
Mario swung the frying pan into the clones face while she spoke.
Peach: OoOoOoh.... ouch.
Chef: Nice one Mario!
Peach: Somehow I think that was a little mean... even towards a villin.
Mario: Everything's fair in Love & War...
Peach: and in this case it just happens to be both...
Mario: Hmm?
Peach: ( !!! ) Nothing... Mario, you go fight the monster, I'll take care of... me.
Mario: Suit yourself.
Mario runs off to the monster while Peach unfolds her War Fan.
Peach: I cannot let you hurt Mario... even if he is hurting me on the inside.
Clone: Heh heh heh...
Peach: What is so funny?
Clone: You're trying so hard to make it look like you love him...
Peach: But... I do!
Clone: Ha! If only you understood yourself. You do not love him. Deep down inside you, you only see him as a protector... a mere bodyguard! Sadly, you only think you love him because he saves you. Newsflash: You don't have to love someone to thank them from saving you from death!
Peach: I do care about him!
Clone: No you don't!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Chef: ...sigh
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Peach: Uh huh!
Clone: Nuh uh!
Chef: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!
Peach: Wait... how did you know that I am the real Peach?
Clone: Everyone knows that the mustasched, big-nosed, hairy legged princess was Luigi...
Peach: Everyone besides everyone besides you!..... (Does that even make sence?)
Clone: Not to mention you are using a War Fan... Luigi wouldn't go into battle with one of those.
Peach: That's not exactly true... but okay.
Clone: Except it; we are one. We are one single being... in two different bodies. I know everything about you.
Peach: You may be my clone.... but you do not know me at all!!!
Peach somehow manages to slash the clone in half horizontally with her fan...
Peach: !!!
Clone: ...hmph, this is what I get for revealing the truth... for trying to save you from......
Peach: Save me from what?
Clone: ................................
Chef: God, that was annoying.
Peach: Did I... kill her?
Chef: I hope so! She is one really crazy bitch!
Peach: # AHEM!!! She IS my clone!
Chef: Ah! I meant... uhhh.... sigh :(
Peach: I'll deal with you later, we better go check on Daisy.
In the Stadium, Toadette lays on a nearby bench out cold... Daisy is taking on the two Yoshi's by herself, and she is doing very well. She only needs one more point to win.
Yoshi: Hmmmm HAA! serves
Daisy hits the ball back, which is returned by the Yoshis. The ball is high in the air, and is heading for Daisy.
Daisy: This... this is for you Toadette! Flower Power!!!!
Daisy leaps in the air with a yellow aura around her. She pulls her racket back, which appears to be absorbing sunlight. Then, in half a second, she swings the racket and the ball is smacked with so much power that the Yoshis couldn't even see it comming.
Judge: Game, Set, and Match: Daisy wins!
Yoshis: WHAAA!?
The Yoshis suddenly explode upon hearing this news. Purple goo covers the court, along with Daisy. Peach and Chef run in the door.
Peach: What happened?!
Chef: Playin' dirty eh?
Daisy: huff... huff... Now... is not the time... Listen, get Toadette to the hospital asap.
Chef: Why?
Daisy: She was hit really hard in the head and passed out. So hurry! Go!
Chef: Ok. grabs Toadette and leaves
Daisy: How are things over at your end?
Peach: Not much better than here. I just got done defeating myself, and we left Mario alone with the monster.
Daisy: ...How stupid are you?!
Peach: Excuse me?
Daisy: Ugh, what happens to you when you are left alone with a monster?
Peach: I get kidnapped...
Daisy: ...ok, lets say the monster was hungry. Then what?
Peach: He would try to win my heart over by taking me to a fancy, romantic dinner. Bowser does it all the time.
Daisy: sigh AND WHAT IF HE JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE MOOD FOR PEACHES?!
Peach: Well then I guess he would go to the store and pick up some fruit.
Daisy: No no no, I meant you! As in Peach! What if he was hungry for Peach?!
Peach: But I am Luigi right now! Notice the green cap with an L on it?
Daisy: .....
Peach: What?
Daisy: You are such a blonde, sometimes I could just smack you...
The two girls head back to the abandoned courts where they abandoned Mario earlier... only to find out that he is missing.
Peach: Hmm? Mario? Where are you?
Daisy: note sarcasm Gee, what a surprise. You left him alone with a vicious man-eating pirahna plant and now he has vanished. What in the world do you think happened to him? =0
Peach: ...No clue.
Daisy: Lets try to fit the three easy puzzle pieces together: Monster who is very hungry -- Man who was isolated -- Man is now gone. Now Peach, what happened here?
Peach: ...Mario left to get the monster some peaches!
Daisy: No, Jessica Simpson!!! He was eaten! The monster ate Mario!
Peach: What?! Nooo!
Piranha Plant: BELCH!
Daisy: Well what our we waiting for? Its up to us to save the men and the whole MKA!
Peach: Woo! Girl Power!
Part Four: "Toad's Angels"
Punchinello: Diane, Tom, it appears the replacement Peach has been sliced in half by Luigi... you wouldn't believe this, but I could've sworn I saw Luigi holding a fan in a feminine pose, and he had long, blonde hair, make-up, a small nose, and a chest that seemed to be bigger than I remember... hmmm...
Diane: Oh no! Well, we have prepared a video to remember the good times...
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Remembering the replacement...
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"Oooooh, Princess Peach's replacement..."---
Toad turns off the tv in anger.
Toad: Thats it! I am sick of this! I am missing all of my favorite t.v. shows... its all that monster's fault! Well, I am going to go find the monster and give em' a piece of my mind!!!
Back at the abandoned courts...
Peach: So what should we do?
Daisy: I don't know... what makes goo disappeer?
Peach: Hmmm... I remember when I was on vacation at Isle Delfino, Mario was talking about this one "FREDD" fellow that rode on his back. He said he used FREDD to clean up the messes all over the island. I imagine we could call FREDD and tell him to get over here and help us.
Daisy: o.O He rode on his back?!
Peach: Yeah, Mario always hung on to FREDD's handles to make sure he stayed on.
Daisy: =0 ...
Piranha Plant: Grr... ROOOOAR!
Daisy: Get back!
Peach and Daisy take a few steps back and watch as the monster roars in anger.
Peach: Shh! Listen Daisy... do you hear something?
Daisy: ?
Peach: Listen really closely...
Daisy: ........I hear growling... so?
Piranha: BELCH!
Peach: That isn't the monster growling; its it's stomach!
Daisy: Eww... I guess Mario gave it indigestion... and that means...
Peach: ...wait, I know this one!
Daisy: It's going to have gas... it might barf... or...
Both: Diarrhea!!! AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Peach: Duck and cover!
The two girls hide in fear... while Toad comes walking around with a map.
Toad: Hmm... lets see... "I am here" he looks around Yep! And according to the map the monster should be...
Piranha Plant: ROOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Toad: Quiet! I am trying to read this map! Hmm... All I see is a "Peach is here ---" mark... Thats impossible! She's....she's... she's.... sniffle dead! WAAAAAAA!!!
Piranha Plant: Belch!
Toad: Eww! Cover your-- ack!
The monster startles Toad, who flees in terror. He leaps under a nearby bush... where he finds...
Toad: I hope the monster doesn't find me in here...
Peach: Yeah, me too!
Toad: Peach!!! =D Your al--
Peach and Daisy: SHHHH!!!
Daisy: If the monster sees us, we are toast!
Toad: Hey girls, why did why hide in a bush that just happens to be right next to the monster's side of the court?
Peach: Because the author is trying to kill us...
Daisy: Yeah, what an ass!
Peach: As long as we stay quiet, we are safe... hmm...
Daisy: What is it?
Peach: I wonder what the boys are doin now...
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Mario: Got any three's?
Luigi: Go fish.
Mario: Curses! Yoshi, do have any five's?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Mario: Eh?
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Daisy: I am sure they are fine...
Peach: Daisy, may I remind you they were eaten by that piranha plant!
Daisy: So? He didn't chew his food did he?
Peach: sigh I can't help but worry...
Silence...
Daisy: What the... something fuzzy just rubbed against my leg...
Peach: It must be your imagination...
Silence...
Toad: ...o.O Peach, was that you who hopped on my back?
Peach: Of course not!
Daisy: Something strange is going on here...
The foreign object then crawls into...
Peach: EEEEEEK!!! TOAD!!! GET YOUR BIG MUSHROOM HEAD OUT OF MY SHIRT!!!
Toad: Whaaaa? That isn't my head!
Daisy: Whatever it is, we've got to get it out of your shirt.
Peach: Eek! Its crawling in my bra!!! GET IT OUT! XO
Toad: I blame the author!
Daisy: Umm, ok, stay calm just try to reach for it and--
Peach: Its now moving down my stomach and around to my back! Hurry! It tickles!
Daisy: I can't reach it with those overalls on! Try to shake it out.
Peach: Ok, i'll...... OO
Daisy: What is it? Whats wrong? Where is it now?
Peach: Its-its-its... it's on my butt!
Toad and Daisy glance over to her rear, which appears to buldge out at least a foot.
Toad and Daisy: O.O ... AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Toad: It's Anna Nicole!
Toad and Daisy: XD
Peach: GET IT OUT NOW!!!!!
Toad: Alright, alright, quit your bitchin' Anna.
A fuzzy bunny hops out of Peach's outfit.
All: THE ENERGIZER BUNNY!!!
Bunny:
Peach: What in the world is it doing in here?
Daisy: A few days ago, Mario kicked it very hard. I guess it has been hiding from him in here.
Peach: He kicked it? Thats animal abuse!
Daisy: I know, thats what I said!
Toad: ...I think I have an idea on how to stop the monster.
Girls: !!!
Toad: Okay, I saw this off of Dora the Explorer--
Daisy: Oh god...
Toad: What?
Peach: Toad, we aren't going to go to the monster and tell it to quit... monstering.
Toad: Aww... think about it...
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Toad and Girls: holding palms out Monster, no monstering! Monster, no monstering! Monster, NO MONSTERING!!!
Piranha Plant: Aww man! snaps fingers and slithers away
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Toad: It could work!
Peach and Daisy: sigh ...
Toad: All right, I have yet another plan and we will need the bunny to do it.
Energizer Bunny: ???
Five minutes later.....
Toad: Everybody got it?
Peach: Yeah, it's good but why do I have to be Drew Barrymore?
Toad: Because Daisy is Lucy Liu, and I am Cameron Diaz.
Peach: But I wanted to be Cameron Diaz!!!
Toad: I am sorry, but everyone knows that Cameron Diaz is the leader of the angels and since I am the leader of this group--
Peach: I don't care, I should be Cameron Diaz! We are both blonde!
Daisy: You bet thats right...
Peach: Hmm?
Daisy: Nothing..... Drew.
Peach: Ugh!!!
Toad: And the easter bunny can be Bill Murray.
The bunny bangs its drums twice in joy.
Peach: Its the energizer bunny, not the easter bunny.
Daisy: Yeah, the easter bunny is pink.
Peach: What? You believe in the easter bunny?
Daisy: Wha!? Oh! no-no-no-no! hehehe....
Peach: Lets just get this over with...
Toad: Angels, it is up to us to save the MKA and the Mario Bros!
Peach: Please don't do that... its so embarrassing.
Toad: ONWARD! It is time to kick some mutant piranha plant ass!
Daisy: YEAH!!!
Toad: Angels, LETS GO! For the sake of the academy!
Daisy: For the guys!
Peach: For the sake that this is done and over with as fast as possible...
Toad: That's the spirit!
The three hop out in front of the monster and get in the "Ass-kicking pose." The bunny takes another route behind the monster...
Toad is in a pink spandex suit and is wearing a blonde wig, along with some fake breasts with toilet paper sticking out of the top of his collar. He is also equipped with a belt full of weird happy-meal toys (his version of cool gadgets). Obviously, he went a little TOO far...
Daisy is in a purple spandex suit with her traditional flower crest. She is in high heels and has a belt of fashion accessories around her waist.
Peach, who is hating her life(and Toad) right now is in a black spandex suit with her cherished War Fan. A fake pink heart tattoo is on her left cheek... why that is, we don't know. On her belt she has a sword case by her right hip, only there is no sword in there; its a parasol!
The bunny is in sunglasses and a black tuxedo suit. He still is equipped with his band tools, after all, how could he keep on going without the rhythum of his drums?
Toad: It is time for us to... cut your roots!
Daisy: Even for a pun, that was pathetic.
Toad: Gimme a break!
Peach: What do expect a cross-dressing mushroom angel who thinks he's Cameron Diaz, even though I AM SUPPOSED TO BE CAMERON, to do?
Pirahna Plant: Grrr..... (Petal Blast!)
Pink flower petals are floating in the wind, a whistling sound can be heard as they dance in the sky.
Peach: Uh oh....
Daisy: Flower Petals? Thats all? How lame!
Toad: Egad! I am allergic to flowers!
Peach: These are not ordinary flower petals, they are enchanted with a spell that--
In a cloud of smoke, the group of angels are turned into mushrooms. The color of the mushroom resembles the color of their regular outfits. (Peach is pink, Daisy is yellow, Toad is the color of his head)
Toad: !!! (Ack! I'm a mushroom!... Wait, wasn't I already a mushroom?... Well at least I had arms, legs, a body, and a mouth then!)
Peach: (Ugh, I remember this spell from when Mario, Bowser and I saved the world from Smithy... Now which of his minions used it....?)
Daisy: (I've been fungitized?! Oh, this is SOOOO not good for my skin!)
The Energizer Bunny(who was not hit by the spell) sets up a large electrical battery behind the monster and connects two cords to the pipe the monster is in. By the way, the ( ) indicate the character's thoughts, while the indicate actions, incase this was not obvious by now. I also notice that the symbols have not been showing up at ... anyway, back to the story.
Peach: (If I remember correctly, the only way to remove the spell without anyone's aid would be to... wait...) sigh
Toad: spots the bunny (Despite the fact that the angels are as good as dead, my plan is still working! As long as I can distract the monster, we shall be victorious!)
Toad the mushroom begins to hop up and down in an attempt to gain the monster's attention.
Piranha Plant: ??? ... (Flare Wall)
A wall of fire suddenly appears and engulfs the group whole, damaging them severely.
Toad: .......(I think... I overdid it.)
Daisy: (That thing has fire powers too?! How the hell can a plant breathe fire without frying itself!? )
Peach: (I can't believe it... we are done for! My academy shall be reduced to ash by this monster and there is nothing more I can do...)
Outside the MKA gates...
Punchinello: It is a sad, sad, day indeed Diane. The monster has not only gobbled the Mario Bros, ate our fair princess, and caused massive damage to the MKA, it now has turned our heroes into useless, self-regenerating mushrooms! It appears that the fate of the MKA-- no, the entire Mushroom Kingdom lies in the hands of the mysterious bunny figure spotted behind the monster. We believe it is going to try to use a massive Energizer battery to electricute the villian and vaporize the goo. However, if it is seen by the monster, it will no doubt be eaten like the rest. So we are going to zoom all of our cameras in on the rabbit, completly revealing its location and more, while hoping the monster does not have access to a tv. Diane.
Diane: Quite a catastrophe we have on our hands, isn't it Tom?
Tom: Quite a ...cas...tra...oprhafeee indeed Diane... why did you use that word?
Diane: Heh, because I knew you couldn't say it correctly.
Tom: You are so evil!
Diane: I try. ...Oooh, we are getting more information from Punchinello. Lets go to him.
Punchinello: Diane, we have just located a small, red, flying object... authorites say it may be a fairy. Whatever it is, it is heading to the location of the monster...
End Part Four
Comming Soon: "The Real Villian is....???"
Finale: The Real Villian is.... ???
The bunny has completed the setup of the large battery and is about to pull the trigger...
???: STOP!
A masked shy guy with tiny wings floats down and looks at the piranha plant.
???: Oh, Oh, Oh! What is going on here?!... Why is my precious plant covered in goo?
The Petal Blast Spell wears out, and the group is returned to their former forms.
Daisy: Thank goodness! I thought I would remain that way forever!
???: ... Is that... Princess Peach!?
Peach: ...Yes.
Toad: Never mind that; Energizer bunny! PULL THE TRIGGER!
???: NO! Please don't hurt Smilax!
Peach: Smilax?! WAIT! Don't pull the trigger!
Toad: Peach! What are you doing? That was our chance to fry the monster!
???: Monster!? How dare you call him a monster!
Peach: Shy Away... correct?
Shy Away: oh, oh, oh, you remember?
Toad: What's a Shy Away?
Peach: Shy Away is a member of a sacred clan of Shy Aways. They are known for their superior gardening skills and magic. You could say that they are the angels of all garden beauty.
Daisy: So this Shy Away thing is responcible for this... mutant piranha plant?
Shy Away: His name is Smilax and he is not a mutant!
Peach: I believe so, this is not the first time I have seen Smilax. Shy Away, why did you do this?
Shy Away: Me!? You are the ones who sealed him in this purple prison of goo and trapped him in this green tunnel!
Toad: No we didn't!
Peach: Where did you get an idea like that?
Shy Away: The Kolorful Koopas told me you had stolen Smilax and were holding him captive here at the MKA! I am here to rescue him!
Peach: The Kolorful Koopas!? That band of evil koopa kids?
Daisy: Oooooh! This is GREAT gossip! begins to take notes on her Mushroom Messenger
Peach: ...I think I am beginning to understand now.
Toad: Good, cause' I am a little confused.
Peach: First lets take care of Smilax.
Toad: Okay! Pull the--
Peach: No! I meant save it!
Toad: Wh-what!?
Peach: Shy Away, is there anyway to get rid of that goo on Smilax?
Shy Away: Why ask me? You are the ones who put it on him?
Peach: No we did not! I can explain this whole thing later, but for now, lets save Smilax.
Shy Away: Why should I cooperate with you?
Peach: Well, it is either that or Smilax remains here forever. Is that what you want?
Shy Away: !!!...Well, I... no... but!...oh, oh, oh, what to do?... Alright, I trust you to help me save him but no tricks!
Peach: No tricks, I promise. Now, try washing it off with water.
Toad: That was the original plan, right?
Peach: Yes, but we lacked the water power.
Shy Away flies over Smilax and showers him with magical water... the goo vanishes from his body and he lets out a cry in joy.
Toad: ...Well that was easy. Why didn't we do that? I am sure we could have at least tried to wash it off.
Shy Away: This water was blessed by the Shy Away Clan. It is the most pure and enriched water any plant could want. Normal water wouldn't have worked.
Daisy: Wow. Magical Water. Just out of curiousity... since using that can make even the ugliest flower beautiful... do you think it would work on humans too? You know, make them more beautiful?
Shy Away: Well... I-I really don't know. We Shy Aways avoid contact with humans and toads... since most of them are nothing but trouble.
Daisy: Hmph, not all humans and toads are bad you know...
Peach: That's enough. Now that we saved Smilax, how can we save Mario and the others?
Shy Away: M-M-Mario!?
Daisy: I see you have met Mario before... hahaha!
Peach: Mario, and some others were eaten by Smilax... could you save them?
Shy Away: No thank you! That Mario is sooooooo much trouble!
Peach: But he did free you from Valentina's service a long time ago...
Daisy: Valentina?! She was that queen Birdo told me about on the phone the other day! You used to work for her too?
Shy Away: Yes, and it is true that he did free me... oh, but he whacked Smilax! I cannot forgive him for that!
Peach: Don't you remember? He also spared your life and allowed you to escape from Nimbus Land alive. Do you know why? Because he knew you hadn't really done anything wrong.
Shy Away: But!....ugh! Oh, oh, oh, he's got me beat there...
Peach: So you will get Smilax to spit them out?
Toad: Ewwww...
Shy Away: Alright... but if he tries anything on me, I won't rescue him again!
Shy Away flies over Smilax and slaps him across the head. Smilax spits up Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi from his stomach.
Mario: Mama mia....
Peach: Mario! You are ok!...... And you need a bath!
Daisy: God, what have you boys been rolling in?!
Shy Away: ......
Mario: ...?
Shy Away: !!!
Mario: Is that... Shy Away?
Shy Away: :(
Peach: Yes, I will explain everything in my office once everyone is ready... and once you stop smelling like the Mushroom Kingdom Sewers.
Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi: ;
That night, everyone meets in Peach's office. Chef is also back from taking Toadette to the hospital.
Toad: Are you sure leaving that Smilax thing outside alone is such a good idea?
Daisy: Its stuck in the pipe so it cannot go anywhere. Besides, it looked pretty tired when we left.
Shy Away: Yes, it is very warn out... please give him some rest.
Peach: Excuse me! I would like to speak for a moment... First, I want to thank--
Toad: SNORRRRRRRRRE
Peach: ... Daisy--
Daisy slaps Toad in the face and wakes him up.
Toad: OUCH! .
Peach: Thank you. Now I would like to start the meeting by thanking Shy--
Toad: So...boring...must......SNORRRRRRRRRE
Peach: ...grrrrr
Toad: .....No mommy, I am 18 now... I am too old for Formula milk and baby food...
Peach: Get rid off him!
Mario and Daisy carry Toad outside and set him on the cold sidewalk.
Peach: ANYWAY, I want to thank Shy Away for saving us today. It must have been very hard for you to trust us, since the last time we met we were enemies.
Shy Away: I did it for Smilax...
Peach: oh..... never mind then.
Daisy: whispers to mario Wow, this sure is a productive meeting isn't it?
Mario: Heh.
Peach: Chef, how is Toadette?
Chef: I first took her to the MKA hospital wing, but the nurse said it was a bit too serious for her and that she needed a more experienced doctor so I took her to the Toad Town hospital.
Daisy: Is she alright? I kind of feel bad, I could have sacrificed a point to stop it from happening... but I didn't know it was going to happen!
Chef: Relax, she is fine. While she is still knocked out, she is still alive and such. She should be back in a few days.
Peach: Thats good news. It is a shame that our newest member had to experience something like this.
Daisy: I said I was sorry I couldn't prevent it!!! Isn't that enough!?
Peach: Daisy, I was not refering to you...
Daisy: Oh... good, because I would have stopped it if I could.
Peach: We know Daisy!
Shy Away: Peach, could we hurry this up? I want to get Smilax and leave.
Peach: Yes. Now, everyone is probably confused about today, so I will try to explain everything....
"Does everyone remember Toadette being on kitchen duty? Well, she had to make lunch for us today. But, something must have gone horribly wrong while she was cooking, which created the purple goo. Then, Toad said he saw Smilax emerge from the sea of goo raging on the cafeteria floor. While I am still unsure of how Smilax actually got inside the goo--"
Shy Away: Wait, the Kolorful Koopas told me that you had also encased Smilax into a magic seed... could this Toadette person you speak of have put the seeds holding Smilax into the meal in which the goop was created?
"... Yes! Toadette must have found the seeds somewhere and used them in the reciepe."
Daisy: Remind me never to allow Toadette to fix me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"When Smilax was released from the seeds, he became trapped in the goo, which must have caused him to go into a destructive rampage. Mario, Luigi, and I tried to wear it out with attacks, but the goo made Smilax impervious to everything. Later, you came and used the magic water to free Smilax from the goo, and it was happy again. I also noticed that it no longer tried to attack us or destory anything. My thesis is that it was the goo that had made Smilax evil."
Chef: The meal that Toadette was fixing... what were the ingredients?
Luigi: Ah, I had found this in the cafeteria while taking a look around before the meeting... hands paper to Chef
Chef: Hmm... This defenatly is not one of mine.
Daisy: How did she get ahold of it then? Not to mention the seeds... just "finding" them doesn't really help find out who is responcible for all of this.
Shy Away: ...The Kolorful Koopas.
Mario: I agree...
Shy Away: Oh oh oh! I cannot believe I was tricked by them!
"So.... First, the Kolorful Koopas somehow got ahold of Toadette and gave her the new recipe and the seeds that were holding Smilax captive. Then, Toadette cooked the meal, releasing the flood of goo. The seeds soon released Smilax into the goop. The goo must have been enchanted with some kind of magic to make whoever it consumes under its control, causing Smilax to go berserk. When Shy Away heard of this, she rushed over to his aid. Once Smilax was rid of the goo, it was no longer angry... does this make since to everyone?"
Mario: Umm... I think so. A bit much for me. After all, I just escaped the insides of a piranha plant!
Daisy: I wrote everything down on my Gossip Device. The Newest News will love me for this! This going to be great!
Peach: Daisy, must you tell everyone about this?
Daisy: Oh, PLEASE!
Chef: You might as well let her. I saw tons of tv crews outside the MKA when I took Toadette to the hospital. The whole Mushroom Kingdom probably already knows.
Peach: They only know what the media has told them. I ensure you that they don't even know the real story behind this.
Daisy: sigh, You never let me have any fun.
Peach looks out the window and at the moon.
Peach: It's getting late. We should all rest, it was a big day today.
Mario: Shy Away? Do you have anywhere to stay?
Shy Away: M-Mario?...ehhh, n-n-not really.
Mario: You don't need to be afraid of me...
Shy Away: I-I-I cannot help it...
Mario: Why don't you sleep in Toadette's bed? I am sure neither her nor Toad would mind.
Shy Away: Th-thanks...
Peach: I'll see everyone tomorrow. Good night everyone!
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Will Toadette make a safe recovery in the hospital?
Were the Kolorful Koopas really the ones responcible for this entire mess?
Can Shy Away be trusted?
Why does Daisy feel guilty for Toadette's injury?
Which episode could possibly be longer than this one?
Answers to all questions may be found in the next episode of Mario Tennis: MKA!!!
Comming Soon: "Shy Away and Smilax: Friend or Foe?"