Mario Tennis: MKA
Episode Six– "Renovation"
Behold! The Glorious return of MT:MKA! XD
Diane: The struggle at MKA is finally over. Our very own news reporter Punchinello played a very important role in stopping the monster. Here is Punchinello now with the story.
Punchinello: Thanks Diane! Well I am standing outside the MKA cafeteria which is currently in ruin behind me as you can see. This is where the monster was summoned by the evil mathmagician Toadette. An edited wicked looking headshot of Toadette shows on the screen in a box Once I had received word of the monster's outbreak I grabbed my cape and headed out for the cafeteria. The monster fled in fear the moment it spotted my awesomeness, but it wasn't fast enough! Pow! Pow! Pow! Take that monster! It cried for mercy, but I wasn't listening! BAM! Justice is served! Diane.
Diane: ...Yes... thank you.
Tom: He certainly does have a wild imagination doesn't he?
Diane: Almost as wild as that goofy hat thing.
Punchinello: I am on stand-by you guys, I can hear everything you say.
Tom: ... We will be right back.
Toad turns off the tv and hops off his bed. The sun is shining in the windows with a beautiful yellow radiance that glows on his smiling face as he looks out into the window with awe... such a beautiful day...
Outside...
Toad: Oh my god! What the hell happened here!
Peach: Hmm?
Daisy: Are you stupid or something! This is from yesterday...
Toad: Oh. Right. I thought it was all just a bad dream but...
Peach: I know. It is so hard to look at. Our beautiful campus is covered in that crazy goo, and the Cafeteria building is destroyed. Do you have any idea of how much that equipment in the lounge cost?
Daisy: Yeah. Thank god Toad convinced us to get that Goo Insurance.
Toad: C'mon Peach!
Peach: No! Why would we ever need goo insurance?
Luigi: Toad, it would be a waste of money.
Toad: A waste of money? Do you think the guys in Ghostbusters 2 believe it would be a waste of money? New York City has goo insurance! So does Chicago!
Peach: Those two areas are filthy, of course they have goo insurance.
Toad: Fine Peach, but just remember that if that Shadow Mario returns to wreck havoc it will be Isle Delfino all over again.
Mario: ...Oh my god! I am NOT cleaning up an entire island again! We'll take the goo insurance please!
E.Gadd: Eee hee hee! Sign here please.
Daisy: Say... is lil' shroom girl out of the hospital yet?
Peach: No, I'm afraid not. Mario and Yoshi went to go visit her about ten minutes ago. Mario said he'd call and tell us how she is doing.
Daisy: We should have gone too. Especially me. I'm sorta responsible for it.
Peach: No, we have to take care of the repairs and such. Also, I need you to make Shy Away feel at home. You seem to be the only one who doesn't hold some sort of grudge against that poor thing. Besides, your charisma can cheer anyone up.
Daisy: Right!
Toad: What about me?
Peach: Hmmm...
Luigi comes running towards the group.
Luigi: Hey Peach! The E. Gadd clean up crew is here.
Peach: Already? I didn't even call them.
Toad: I bet they saw it on the news. It's the top story right now, you know.
Peach: Oh that reminds me. Toad, I need you to make a list of everything that was in the lounge. You were always in there a lot watching your silly kids shows so you should have a good idea of what was up there. Meanwhile, Daisy will welcome Shy Away, and Luigi can show the clean up guys around.
The group separates to do their separate duties... only Luigi is remaining. Two guys in white overalls and hats come walking along carrying various equipment. One is rather plump, while the other is ridiculously skinny. Both have odd, pointy mustaches.
Luigi: What? You guys are the clean up crew!
Waluigi: Meeeeh, shut up.
Wario: Bowser told us that if we were to stay in his stupid academy to thrash you idiots we had to make some money so we're working for that crazy geezer Gadd.
Luigi: Hey, he's a nice guy. He helped me beat King Boo once...
Waluigi: Psshhh, whatever. Where's the mess?
Luigi: Are you blind? Its everywhere!
Waluigi: Ahh. Man, Wario this sucks!
Wario: Wha?
Waluigi: This is gunna take us all day to clean up this purple stuff!
Wario: That is nothing. We have to help rebuild that building too...
Waluigi: quack?
Wario: Bahh, we'll be here for a long time. You guys got food, right?
Luigi: The building that was destroyed was our cafeteria... so no, we don't.
Waluigi: Gahhh!
Luigi: Besides, you two are supposed to supply your own things.
Wario: ... I brought sandwiches.
Luigi sets up a lounging chair and puts sunglasses on. He rests on the chair with his feet crossed.
Waluigi: What do you think you are doing!
Luigi: Hmm? I'm supervising you guys.
Wario: Aren't ya gunna help at all?
Luigi: I will when I feel like it. yawn Well go get started you lazy bums.
W&W: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr...
At the abandoned courts, Shy Away is nurturing Smilax.
Shy Away: Oh, oh, oh! How awful... You poor thing! You still can't get out of those pipes? Smilax struggles to get out but fails Ah! Cursed entrapment! Well do not worry. We shall stay here for now. I promise that mean Mario will leave you alone now.
Daisy: Hey!
Shy Away: Oh oh oh! Its Drew Barrymore!
Daisy: Umm, actually that was just... Hi, my name is Daisy. I'm the one you can go to if you need advice or something about how things go around here. Since your little friend is stuck here it looks like you will be joining the MKA...
Shy Away: What? I have become an official member?
Daisy: Yep! We are very sorry about the other day, and we are grateful for you stopping that thing from killing us all.
Shy Away: What does a member... do?
Daisy: Well this is a tennis academy so basically, you'll become one of the team. Do you know how to play tennis?
Shy Away: Oh... n-not really.
Daisy: Hmm, well don't worry cause I can help you out! First let me give you this... the Mushroom Messenger!
Shy Away: ...Kay.
Daisy: You can do tons of things on this thing. Its mostly for sending and receiving messages from other members. We are to have it with us at all times.
Shy Away: Oh? Let me see!
Shy Away types up a short message...
Shy Away: Umm, how do you send?
Daisy: That button that says "Send"... pushing that will send the message to the people indicated. If you don't select anyone in particular it goes to all members.
Shy Away presses send with enthusiasm and starts giggling.
Shy Away: Oh oh oh what fun this is!
At the hospital, Yoshi is sitting in a room reading a magazine when his MM starts shaking.
Yoshi: jumps up WOOOOW! ♬
Nurse: Shhh!
Yoshi: reading ...
"HeY iTs-A-mE mArIo! GuEsS wHaT? I aM a HoMoSeXuAl YoShI-lOvEr!1!"
Yoshi: O.O;; ...
Back to Shy Away...
Shy Away: Hee hee– ahh! Its shaking!
Daisy: You got a reply!
Shy Away: Oh! Lets see what it says.
Daisy: Looks like everyone is replying in a chatroom. Go in there.
(Apparently, this section did not turn out correctly on this site.Oh well.)
/New User has entered the room/
YoshIstar77> who sent this?1?
PeachsNCream> I dunno.
Green-Disaster> M is juz bein weird. Ignor him.
YoshIstar77> But he said yoshi-lover.
YoshIstar77> That scares me. O.o;
PeachsNCream> I don't think it was him.
Green-Disaster> The addy wuz knot rejezturd. it cud b any1.
/SexyShroom69 has entered the room/
SexyShroom69> zOMg u want 2 cyber?1!
PeachsNCream> Toad you idiot, get off the chat.
Green-Disaster> omg u r a n00b toad
SexyShroom69> HAR HAR I AM USING T3H INTERN3T!1!
SexyShroom69> HAR HAR I AM USING T3H INTERN3T!
SexyShroom69> HAR HAR I AM USING T3H INTERN3T!
SexyShroom69> HAR HAR I AM USING T3H INTERN3T!11
PeachsNCream> Stop it!
SexyShroom69> HAR HAR I AM USING T3H INTERN3T!
YoshIstar77> This is gay
/YoshIstar77 has left the room/
SexyShroom69> HAR HAR I AM USING T3H INTERN3T
SexyShroom69> haha, skrew y0u.
/SexyShroom69 has left the room/
Green-Disaster> f4gg0t.
Green-Disaster> I hte Toad.
PeachsNCream> Well I am going now. Bye.
/PeachsNCream has left the room/
Green-Disaster> Me 2. I'm tossing rox at Wario. Haha.
Green-Disaster> oh damn she left.
/Green-Disaster has left the room/
/New User has left the room/
Shy Away: Wow that was funny! I love this thing already!
Daisy: Heh heh, yeah its awesome ain't it? I bet that thing alone will change your opinions about everyone.
Shy Away: ...
Daisy: Well sooner or later, Mario and the others will stop by and make sure you are all settled in... Say, where did you sleep last night?
Shy Away: Oh, I slept by Smilax.
Daisy: On the cold concrete?
Shy Away: Yes. I thought we would be leaving today but by the look of my dear Smilax we may be here for a long time.
Daisy: Yeah. Well I am sure you will like it here! Its really awesome... even if its covered in filth at the moment.
Shy Away: Maybe. It would be nice to have somewhere close to Smilax to sleep...
Daisy: Well there is always the dorms. I'll let you room with me. Peach is barely in there anyway. (I wonder where she goes during the night...?)
Shy Away: No thanks. Its too far. I have to watch over Smilax. Oh oh oh, what to do...
Daisy: ...I got an idea! How about a tree house? You could live in a cute little tree house right by the court! We could put furniture in it and everything. Oh! And you could even tend this barren area and fill it up with flowers again!
Shy Away: Yes, I noticed how you all have abandoned this area... the grass is quite tall and untidy. I will be most happy to tend it if you make me a home in which I could watch Smilax.
Daisy: Okay then! I'll tell the others and we'll get to your tree house as soon as possible. If you need anything, send me a message!
Shy Away: Oh, okay. Do I need to add an address or anything?
Daisy: Well, after you create your own you'll see that its added to a built-in list of names and addresses of all the MKA members. My name is in there too, naturally, so just select it when you want to send me a private e-mail or message. Alright, well I better go. Bye!
Shy Away: Good-bye, kind Daisy! Say bye Smilax!
Smilax: Rrrrrryahhhhhhurrrrrrmm...
Shy Away: Oh? You are hungry? I'll feed you baby! Hold on a for a tad!
At the cafeteria remains, Toad is walking over the rubble thinking of all of the things that need to be replaced.
Toad: Wow, there are a lot more things than I had imagined... a lava lamp, two vending machines, a neon rainbow peace sign... I wonder why Peach decided to go with the sixties look? Meh, she had pulled it off very well. The lounge was by far my favorite place to hang out. It was totally tubular!
Luigi: still lounging on lawn chair Hey! You talking to yourself over there?
Toad: hisses So what if I am! Alright... I need to look for clues of things that were once here... clues... Blue's clues! I can just play Blue's Clues! Okay– First I look for a pawprint... where would the pawprint be? Well... on the show, its always... behind Joe! turns around What the hell? Aww! There is not a clue there.
Luigi: Hehehe... Hey Toad! I see something over there!
Toad: Where?
Luigi: There!
Toad: ...This way?
Luigi: No the other way.
Toad: ...This way?
Luigi: The OTHER other way.
Toad: What? But this is just one of set of four valuable rare paintings! There is no pawprint!
Luigi: snickers My bad. lays back
Wario: Hey Lazy! How about you give us a hand here!
Luigi: Hmm? I can't hear you over that loud silence.
Waluigi: Huh? That doesn't make sense...
Wario: Yeah it does you idiot! The silence is so loud that he can't hear!
Waluigi: But silence means there is no sound!
Wario: Yeah, but if its loud then you can't hear.
Waluigi: Okay, now I am confused. ✘✘;
Luigi: No, you are just stupid.
Waluigi: Huh?
Wario: See? You can't hear anything either!
Waluigi: GAAAAH! tosses tools aside and falls to the ground I hate this job!
Wario: We're getting some good cash for this gig. Straight from the rich bitch Princess Peach herself. Show some dignity for goodness sake... digs in lunchbox Sandwich?
Waluigi: No... not now.
Wario: Good cause I don't want to share. engulfs sandwich
Luigi: Less slacking, more working! Now! lowers hat over eyes
In the Main Building (which was untouched by Smilax) Peach is in her office thumbing through papers looking for receipts of the things that were lost.
Peach: Hmm, I can't seem to find the receipt for the refrigerator... I bet Chef knows something. calls chef
Chef: Hello?
Peach: Hi Chef! It's Princess Peach.
Chef: Well hey Princess! What is happening?
Peach: I was wonder if you had the receipt for– Wait... Why aren't you here!
Chef: Well, the cafeteria is down ma'am. I've got no food to serve nor a place to serve it at. So I'm on a paid vacation!
Peach: The hell you aren't! Get over here this instant!
Chef: Heh heh! Relax Peach. I'm just cooking dinner for you all. It is going to be a hassle to have to haul it all over there, but I do enjoy cooking at home.
Peach: Its only noon. Why dinner?
Chef: Unfortunatly, I cannot cook all three meals with what I have at home. The time needed to cook dinner for everyone is long enough. So order Chinese food or something if you are that hungry.
Peach: I called wondering if you had any receipts for the things in the kitchen and cafeteria. checking nails
Chef: Of course. I have kept everything in a scrapbook.
Peach: Oh! Brilliant news! Please bring it over with you so we can go over it at dinner.
Chef: Sure thing ma'am. Is little Toadette feeling better?
Peach: Mario and Yoshi went to go visit her this morning and they are still not back yet. I do hope everything is okay.
Chef: Well I am making something extra special just for her. I really hope she likes it.
Peach: How sweet of you! Well take care!
Chef: See you around five! click
Peach: hangs up Ah, thats great. I better tell Toad he doesn't have to count everything anymore.
"Dear Toad,
Peach here! Just letting you know that I just called Chef and he said he has a scrapbook of everything in that building. So you can rest and do something else now. Thank you very much for your hard work, and I apologize for the inconvenience.
Peach 3"
Sure enough, Toad gets the messages and responds in the following way...
Toad: Aughhh!
Luigi: What?
Toad: I was soooo close to finishing this tedious list and then Peach tells me Chef has a book with a list of everything and their prices on it! I did all that for nothing!
Luigi: That's too bad... What are you going to do now?
Toad: I don't know. Nothing is on tv besides that news story, and Toadette is– Oh! I'll go visit Toadette. types message to Peach asking for permission
Luigi: Good idea. Mario probably saw a Hooters on the way to the hospital and got distracted or something. You better go find him and Yoshi as well.
Wario: Hey, what happened to who?
Toad: Oh, Toadette? She's my roommate, and the new girl here at MKA. The other day she took a nasty blow to the head and has been in the hospital since then... I want to make sure she's alright.
Wario: Ah, thats good... that you are checking on her, I mean. Hah. That happened to me several times. And I loved it when someone came to see me.
Luigi: Several times? That explains a lot.
Wario: What? I can't hear over this silence. You'll have to talk louder.
Luigi: Exactly.
Toad: checks MM Well Peach says its okay for me to leave so I'll be going. Bye Luigi and workers! You guys are doing great by the way!
Luigi: Well it takes a little bit of inspiration from me for them to get it done. Ho ho ho! Bye Toad!
W&W: ...humph... grumblegrumblegrumle
Is Toadette going to be alright?
Did Mario and Yoshi go to Hooters?
Will Luigi eventually pay for his foul treatment towards the clean up crew?
And will Chef's cousin ever visit the academy? What will they do if the academy is still in ruins at the time?
Questions may be answered in the next Mario Tennis: MKA!
Comming Soon: Episode Seven– "Get Well Soon...?"
(PS: this site is soooo mean to me. It won't let me use those little star marks. I always use those for actions. Haha, oh well. I think you, the reader, can tell what is an action and what is diolouge.)