Chibi Hell: Chapter 5.
Breaking the habit by Linkin Park (theme song of 'Chibi Hell')
Memories consume
Like opining a wound
I'm picking me apart again
You all assume
I'm safe here in my room
Unless I try to start again
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not all right
So I'm breaking the habit tonight
Clutching my cure
I tightly lock the door
I try to catch my breath again
I hurt much more
Then any time before
I had no options left again
I don't want to be the one
The battles always choose
'Cause inside I realize
That I'm the one confused
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
I don't know why I instigate
And say what I don't mean
I don't know how I got this way
I know it's not all right
So I'm breaking the habit tonight
I'll paint it on the wall
'Cause I'm the one at fault
I'll never fight again
And this it how it ends
I don't know what's worth fighting for
Or why I have to scream
But now I have some clarity
To show you what I mean
I don't know how I got this way
I'll never be all right
So I'm breaking the habit
Breaking the habit tonight
(Haven't done this in a long time!)
Title: Chibi Hell…in other words…Babysitting Chibi Kai
Summary: If it looks like Kai, sounds like Kai, but isn't Kai, then what is it? Chibi Kai!
Lil' Chibi Kai falls out of a tree…yes a tree…and lands in Kai's arms. Only thing is, Chibi Kai is sweet and innocent. Strange, huh? What was it that made Kai so heartless? Expect weird stuff, sick stuff, wacky crap and heaps of bad jokes. Thanks and I hope you enjoy. If you don't, then blame my friend, who seemed to find this story funny. If you want her e-mail address, phone number, home address or anything else, then don't hesitate to ask. Thanks.
Rated: R (for recommended-LOL)
Theme: Humor and dark, dank secrets
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Wait. I own the laptop with which I am writing this, Kairi, I kinda own Chibi kai and the ideas. Not to mention the randomness of this. The poem belongs to Kirsten Murphy. I only changed a few words. Thanks.
Authoress: grEMLin EviL (ha, ha suck shit, it's me again!)
From the role of superficial debutanteChibi Kai stared at the ceiling. He was…wait for it…bored! This really didn't come as a surprise as everyone but Gramps was at school. Chibi Kai sighed and checked the cloak. Only another three hours to go before Tyson, who had the least subjects, would be home. In the mean time…
I resignChibi Kai carefully opened Hilary's bedroom door. He was sent reeling back by the extremely, shockingly strong smell of perfume. Chibi Kai gulped and shook his head to try and clear it, as if the perfume had managed to enter through his ears.
From the role of starlet wannabeOh, look! A diary! Perfect…(insert evil laugh here) Chibi Kai picked up the pink covered book, holding it like it was a germ infested piece of toxic waste. After all, it lived its life in a girls bedroom…
Chibi Kai opened to the first page.
I resignHilary was officially one of the most boring people Chibi Kai had every meet. The first three quarters of her own little private diary were full of homework problems, good/bad teachers and how much she hated Beyblade. Chibi Kai paused. What was Beyblade?
From the role of trophy boyfriendBut the last quarter was interesting. Oh yes. Very interesting. Who knew that Hilary had the biggest crush on one Kai Hiwatari? Chibi screwed up his face in disgust. This chick had problems, the pervert. Of course, plenty of girls imagined Kai in the shower, but this was bizarre…
I resignChibi Kai put down the book and indulged himself with a predatory grin. Hilary was going down. Chibi Kai slipped the book into a plastic bag, binding it tightly before putting it in his pocket. He didn't want to get girl germs, did he?
Chibi Kai hesitated before entering another room on the other end of the house. This was the room Kai stayed in when he was over. Even Gramps never came in here.
From the role of popularityChibi Kai crossed himself then pushed open the door. He wasn't religious, but any protection was welcome. Chibi Kai knew he was the only living person who could get away with going through Kai's belongings alive. But then, Kai wasn't so twisted to kill himself.
Chibi finally found what he had been looking for. Kairi's phone number. Part one in his evil scheme.
The role of common enemy"Hello, Tala speaking?"
Oh dear. This wasn't part of the plan. Time to pray, to any gods listening.
"Hn."
"Oh, Kai, I suppose you want to speak to Kairi, then?"
"Hn."
"Sure, here she is…"
The role of hurtful assassinKai burst through the door at around three in the morning. Everyone stumbled out to see what all the fuss was about. Kai sat down at the kitchen table. Or more to the point, on the kitchen table. After being yelled at for being so late and making every one worried, snapped at for missing training, cried on by a very distressed Chibi and drowned with milk (which Max insisted would make everything ok), kai finally cracked.
I resign"Kairi and I broke up. Happy?"
Well, Hilary defiantly was. Chibi Kai smirked slightly, but then joined in the general, "oh, poor Kai" talk. Tyson, on the other hand, looked like he wanted to kill someone.
Kai had this dazed, faintly confused look on his face. He was being ultra polite. After half an hour or so, he had to ask.
"Why the fuck does this matter?"
From the role of general disappointment"Well, you're obviously upset and as we're your friends-"
Kai chuckled and shook his head.
"Nah, we were gonna split anyway. It's the reason why we split that I agreed to go for a drink with Boris."
"Boris?" asked the others in confused, shocked or angry voice.
"Yeah. Nice guy."
The role of only child"So, why did you…um…break up?" asked Rei. Kai frowned.
"I don't remember." He stumbled his way to bed. The others glanced at each other, eyes wide. Max made the loopy sign, twirling one finger around his ear. Rei shook his head and performed the drunk sign, titling his head back while making swigging motions with one hand. Tyson frowned.
"What category?" Max and Rei both stared at him blankly. "You know, is it a movie, book, song, TV program? I think Max's means crazy, but I'm not sure if your charade is of thirsty or drinks…"
The role of guilty sonHilary shook her head.
"So does anyone have any idea why-"? Just before she could finish her sentence, Chibi Kai came running in, looking extremely scared.
"It's Kai! There was this little pink book in his room, and he was reading it and now he can't stop swearing and…and…and…"
I resign"H I L A R Y!!!!!!!!!!!"
From the aching regret"Oh, shit!"
The torturing what ifs?"Wow. Hilary swore. Its…It…It's a miracle!"
The loneliness"Shut up, Max."
The unworthiness"See, Tyson? She swore again! She's on a role!!!"
From the sickening façade"Max. My life could be over and YOU CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT I JUST SWORE!?!"
I resign"Was it something I said?"
And I wait"H I L A R Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COME HERE NOW, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!"
To be free"…help…"
To begin again"Err…yes Kai?"
And to live again
"Can you please tell me something, Hilary?"
As me"Why are you a sick, perverted, stuck up, bitch, with a 10 foot pole lodged up your arse?"
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