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Chapter thirty-three: Dumbledore Visits, Lemo and Andy Sing (Badly)

Barry lay there, he suddenly relised, he was alive. Around him he could hear crying.

"Hey guys..." Nick whispered, as Barry slowly opened his eyes. Unfortunately for Nick, no one listened to him and ignored him. Barry looked around and wheezed to Nick,

"What happened?"

"You died...For a little while..." Nick said staring at him.

"I-I died?"

Nick nodded,

"If it makes you feel better, it wasn't for that long..."

Barry remained alarmed and tried to sit up, except his head hurt and began to spin,

"I-I died?" he repeated in disbelief, "How?"

"Well Barry, do you know what kind of bird this is?" Nick gently ruffled the feathers of the bird on his shoulder.

"No...Should I?"

"Probably, but that's not the point...This bird is a Phoenix, their tears have healing powers. This Phoenix here brought you back from the dead."

Barry's eyes grew wide with shock, he ran his hand over his arm where the snake's fang pierced the skin. There wasn't a scar to be seen.

"The Basilisk venom is deadly, lucky for you, the tears cleared it all up. Phoenix also cleared up my large number of mosquito bites, they were really-"

"Nick..." Barry moaned.

"Sorry...But more good news for you..." Nick moved slightly so Barry could see Jonny and Minnie kissing behind him, "You've lost your stalker, but she still would probably want to thank-you..."

Barry looked away from the pair and looked over to Don and Jub who were both in tears comforting each other, then he looked over to Andy. She sat in the far corner of the room, she was in a ball rocking slightly and crying silent tears.

"Hang on, if Jonny and Minnie thought I was dead, then-Actually I don't want to know..."

Nick laughed,

"God, these guys are slow-"

"BARRY! YOUR ALIVE! Again!" Andy yelled as she lept up and grabbed Barry into a hug. Everyone's heads shot up and looked at Barry, who was slowly growing stronger and stronger. andy was helping him rise to his feet.

"Barry! Mate!" Don yelled, wiping tears from his face, then Jub's.

Barry smiled,

"You guys, have the weirdest ways of morning!"

They all laughed, mostly out of relief.

"Barry, you know what?"

"What Jonny?"

"You realise you're now The-Boy-Who-Lived-Then-Died-And-Then-Came-Back-To-Life-Again!"

"Uh...I guess I am..."

"Mr. Saucepan...Mr. Saucepan...Are you awake?" Dumbledore said softly, gently tapping his nose.

"Ugg...Sir? What is it?" Barry opened his eyes slowly, he was in the Hospital Wing. Everywhere were the yet to be woken petrified people. Some had already been looked after, but there were still a large number left. Then there were also Andy, Don, Nick, Minnie, Jub and Jonny, Madam Pomfrey demanded they stay in to rest and have a full check up.

"I wished to speak to you."

"Couldn't it have waited till I woke up?"

"But you're awake now."

"Only 'cause you woke me..."

"Now, Barry don't talk like that...I merely asked you if you were awake!"
"Sir, you tapped me on the nose, so I had to wake up."

"Nonsense Barry, your mind is confused, since you died and came back to life again. Which is quite impressive I might add...Now you'll be pleased to know, Don, Nick, Amber, Leah and Jalayna have been admitted from the Hospital Wing, Minnie should be off in a few days as well...and Andrew Watson, should be on the train now. All thanks to you."

"But sir...Isn't it kind of pointless, that Andrew should come back this year. I mean the school year is nearly finished!"

"Don't you want Mr. Watson back?"

"Huh? No that's not what I was getting at, sir-"

Dumbledore chuckled,

"I'm fully aware of that Barry. Mr. Watson wanted to come back to check-up on all of you. And I also know for a fact he's really starting to miss Miss. Rose. Quite couple those two..." Dumbledore gazed off into space.

"Remember a teenage love, Professor?" Barry asked.

"Yea...Lemon drops..."

Barry rolled his eyes,

"Sir have you ever gone out?"

"Never mind that Barry. Now Barry, I'm sure somewhere a during this year you suspected you were the heir of Slytherin?"

"Uhh...No...Why would I?"

Dumbledore looked surprised,

"You didn't!"

"No..."

"What! Why not!"

"Sir...Did you think I was the heir?"

"No Barry, I didn't think you were the heir of Salazar Slytherin!"

"You didn't sir? Then why did you-"

"Of course I didn't! There's only one heir I know of-"

"It's Dracola! Isn't it Professor?"

"No, my boy! It's your friend Leah!"

"Leah? Who's - Lemo!"

"Uhhh...Yes...Lemo..."

Suddenly Lemo burst through the door with Andy, both of them dressed in their spy gear.

"HE'S ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIVE!" Lemo said doing a crazy jig with Andy.

"Yea...I see the family resemblance..." Barry muttered.

Lemo and Andy continued to sing their song with no rhythm and made no sence,

"He's alive, he's alive! He'll live to thirty-five, (perhaps more...) Let us show you the door, or the floor or-"

"Girls! This is a Hospital Wing! And the headmaster is talking to Barry, so you'll have to come back later!" Madam Pompfrey said, shooing them away.

"But ma'am! We spent hours practising this routine!" Lemo moaned.

"Yes, Miss.! You have no idea how uncoordinated Lemo is!" Andy joined in.

"HEY!"

"OUT!"

"Yep. My girlfriend the heir of Slytherin."

Dumbledore chuckled,

"Quite a catch..."

"Yep."

"Barry have you ever had a Lemon Drop?"

"No, sir I can't say I have..."

"Well, Barry! Their the greatest-"

"Sir, with great respect. Shut up and let me sleep."

Barry had a sleepless night, he kept having nightmares. Mostly consisting of Voldemort/Tom Puzzle, Lemo leaving him for a Slytherin, Winston and large Lemon Drops seeking revenge. He rolled over for the hundredth time that night and found he rolled right into something solid,

"What the fu-"

"Barry Saucepan, sir!"

"Cobby?"

"It is Cobby sir!"

"Hi...What are you doing here?"

"Cobby came to tell you congratulations!" the small elf squeaked, "And to apologise..."

"Apologise? Apologise for what?" Barry asked, sitting up.

"Apologise for making Barry Saucepan's differcult year at Hogwarts even more differcult!"

"You made it more differcult? How?"

"Well, Cobby, blocked the barrier, Made the castle wall invisible so you crashed into it, put the red sock in with your whites-"

"You did that! Now all my white shirts are pink!"

Cobby nodded grimly,

"-Ate Mr. Watson's sandwich-"

"You did that! Andy had to take the blame for that...But then she did get caught with breath that smelt like the sandwich...What had she been eating!"

"-Cobby only did it, so Mr. Saucepan would hate his year so much, he'd go home! Cobby was trying to save Barry Saucepan's life!"

"Thank you very much Cobby...Now go back to your family, so I sleep..."

Cobby burst into unexpected tears,

"C-Cobby can't! C-Cobby's family released C-Cobby!"

"Cobby, that's terrible, but isn't it for the best?"

"C-Cobby has no where else to go!"

"Well..." Barry thought carefully, "They treated you like crap! They made you punish yourself! I think you should go see Dumbledore! I bet he could do something for you..."

"Y-You think?" Cobby spluttered wiping it's eyes it's dishtowel.

"Cobby, why do you still wear that thing?"

"C-Cobby has nothing else!"

"Well..." Barry looked around for any item of clothing, "You can wear clothes now right?"

"Yes...Cobby can..." Cobby said slowly.

"Well...I don't really have anything else...But you can have these socks..." Barry said, grabbing the pair of socks off his bed side table.

"Oh thank you so much Barry Saucepan, sir!" Cobby took the socks gratefully and put them on it's ears, "How do they look sir?"

"They supposed to go on your- Actually Cobby you're wearing them right and they look great."

"They do!" Cobby said beaming, "Barry Saucepan, is a great wizard sir!"

"I am? Thanks Cobby! Now can I sleep?"

"Good night Barry Saucepan sir!" With a pop Cobby was gone.