Chapter 6: Chibi Hell
This time I'll cut to the chase…er…story…
Disclaimer: grEMLin does not own any of the 'for Dummies' books. She would like to thank konfizkate91 for this idea. She does not own the Beyblade characters or –
Thanks, that'll do!
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Kai had had enough. The whole team was slacking off. Even Chibi Kai was being a lazy little sod. It was time for action. Harsh action.
"Alright everyone! Listen up!"
"What, to you? No thanks, I've got enough brain damage as it is."
Kai allowed himself to be swallowed up in the fury he had been feeling all week. He reached down and grabbed Chibi kai around the neck.
"Now you listen to me you little-"
"I said," squeaked Chibi. "I'm already dumb enough, thanks!"
There was silence as every one looked at kai to see what his reaction would be. To their surprise and horror, he was smiling.
"Alright then." Kai let go of Chibi Kai's neck. "You can stay here. By yourself."
"Oh, no Kai! Kai's just a kid and-"
"-And since when did I ask your opinion, Hilary? Go pack, all of you! No, not you, Kai!"
When every one was ready to go, which took ages as Tyson kept on packing too much, they pilled into a bus. Hilary and Kai stayed back for a second, to talk to Chibi Kai.
"Now you be good-"
"If you die, I'll bring back a lollipop for you-"
"-Don't use the phone-"
"-Be cruel to strangers-"
"-Feed the pets-"
"-I've already killed the pets-"
"-Don't stay up all night-"
"-I've changed the locks-"
"-Eat the right food-"
"-And I'll be locking you in-"
"-Don't watch too much TV-"
"-I've cut the power-"
"-Write a letter if you need help-"
"-You don't need to know where we're going-"
"-Miss you, have fun!"
"-Enter my room and you're dead!"
Chibi Kai's eyes widened. Unlike Hilary he had heard every word Kai had said, from 'be dead' to 'no power' to 'I'll kill you'. He had only one thing to say.
"Help…"
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They had only been on the bus for a little while, when Tyson started. And once he had started, he couldn't stop.
"Kai?"
"Hn."
"Are we there yet?" (At this point Hilary grabbed her book, Kenny opened dizzi, Max turned on his Walkman and Rei shut his eyes.)
"No."
"Oh. Ok!"
10 min. later
"Kai?"
"Hn."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Ok then."
7 min. later
"Kai?"
"Hn."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Oh. Ok, thanks."
4 min. later
"Kai?"
"Hn."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Gee, not there yet, ok thanks."
1 min. later
"Kai?"
"What!?!"
"Are we there yet?"
"No!!!!!!!"
"Ok, ok! Geez!"
20 sec. Later
"Kai?"
"No-No, we're NOT there yet!!!!"
"Huh? I was just gonna ask if I could-"
"Fine! Fine, do whatever! I don't care!"
"-If I could ask you something?"
"What?"
"Are we there yet?"
"Arghhhh!!!!!!"
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"Kai?"
"Hn."
"Are we there yet?"
"N- Oh, yes, YES, thank god, we are here!"
"Umm…whatever you say Kai…whatever you say…"
The reason for Tyson's disbelief came in the shape of a run down old cottage, surrounded with weeds and wild flowers.
"Kai?"
"I said yes! YES we are here!"
"You sure, 'cause this doesn't look like such a great place. No offence."
"Offence taken. Now get inside. All of you."
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After a whole week with a totally pissed off Kai, the rest of the Bladebreakers were glad to get back to Tyson's. But what they found there was enough to make them wish they were training.
"Kai Alexander Hiwatari!?!?!?" Chibi Kai looked up at Hilary with wide eyes.
"Yes, Hilary?" he asked, innocence clear in his cute little voice.
"I-well-wh-where-why-how," Hilary spluttered staring at the destruction that was once the neat, clean interior of the Granger household, littered with books like Sorcery for Dummies,Magic for Dummies, Necromancy for Dummies and Self Obliteration for Dummies. The others reactions couldn't have been more different from hers.
Rei was staring around at the mess with a look close to awe.
Max had discovered a sugar pile and was rocking backwards and forwards, humming tunelessly with a goofy grin plastered on his face.
Kenny had pulled out Dizzi and was recording the scene of destruction with a slight smile hovering on his lips.
Tyson was also rocking backwards and forwards, but he hadn't taken any sugar. He was imagining his grandfather's reactions when he got back from his trip to America.
And Kai? Kai had spotted a still unbroken vase and was carefully edging towards it.
"What are we going to do with you, Kai?" Hilary asked Chibi, her hands on her hips and her back to her teammates. "We could go the doctors and order some medication-"
SMASH!
Everyone whipped around to see a smirking Kai standing over the remains of a $100, 000, 000 vase.
"What-?" gasped Hilary in shock. Kai strode forward and grabbed Chibi Kai by the arm.
"As Chibi here is…well, me…then it is my responsibility to punish him."
Hilary gaped wordlessly at the older Kai. What could she say?
"Um, sure, whatever…"
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Well? I would like to give a really, really big thank you to KuriQuinn for reading my stuff (to others: she is a truly terrific author, I love her stuff, go read it!). Also, big thanks to others who reviewed, sorry for not being able to personalize my responses hands out Kai plushies . THANK YOU!
Last one: Big thanks to Kairi for helping me to decide what was going on with this fanfic. I'm glad I didn't delete it, now!