NOTE: Remember that this actually takes place after the episode that was never published on this website. There may be new characters or terms or stories you will not know about. Deal with it. Thank you. 3
It's been a week after the Halloween madness and Peach is lecturing everyone in the dome at the grass court. She is stern and it is obvious by her mood that she is not willing to take any crap from anyone today.
Peach: Tomorrow is our big tournament against the BKA and the two new leagues. These two teams are said to be fierce. With everything that has happened to us in the past several weeks none of us have truly practiced any tennis whatsoever. We are unprepared for the tournament! In order for the MKA to withhold its title as the best of the best we cannot allow the other teams to win against us. So, today everyone must stay in the dome all day long and continually practice their butts off until someone passes out or another random catastrophe hits us again. Got it?
Toad: Hee hee, with Toadette here, the second of the two is most likely to happen first.
Toadette: Heeeeeeey, what is that supposed to mean?
Luigi: You're a plague to the academy. A whole lotta trouble has been going on ever since you came.
Daisy: Hey you're being too hard on her. It isn't her fault she is a jinx.
Toadette: I'm not a jinx!
Luigi: Oh yeah? Last night I lost my sock and it wasn't just any sock—it was my lucky sock!
Toadette: What does that have to do with me?
Luigi: I found it in your room! Right under Toad's superhero comics.
Toadette: Well duh, obviously he is the one that took it.
Toad: Yeah, I did. I needed some sort of bookmark.
Luigi: Ewwwww.
Peach: HEY I'm talking over here!
Toadette: Peach, um, how many teams are in this tournament thing?
Peach: Four doubles teams from each of the four leagues. You do the math.
Daisy: Woah we haven't been to such a big tournament before. Usually we only have six to eight teams total. Oh well, who cares! We're just going to win this one as always! As long as Mario and Peach are here and together there is no pair that can stop us.
Mario: That's where you are wrong.
Daisy: Huh?
Luigi: What do you mean?
Peach: We never told you did we? Well now would be a good time. You guys, the judges and hosts were talking it over and they think the crowd is getting tired of Mario and I winning all of the matches for the MKA so they decided that Mario and I are not allowed to enter as—
Luigi: What!
Yoshi: ACK.
Shy Guy: Urrm…
Toadette: That's no fair!
Daisy: We can't play without you guys!
Peach: Let me finish! They decided Mario and I couldn't enter as—
Luigi: Ohhhhh the horror!
Peach: LUIGI, please! Mario and I cannot—
Luigi: Waaaah, Luigi no likey this!
Peach: …. Mario and I can—
Luigi: Tragedy! Injustice! This is all Toadette's fault!
Toadette: What! You must be trippin.
Peach: …Mari—
Luigi: Yeah I'm trippin—OVER YOUR JINXIN'.
Toadette: Don't make me beat you up again!
Luigi: You cannot beat me up! Because today I have-- WAH-CHING! The Vanish Cap! Anime Glow
Luigi puts on the cap and turns invisible.
Peach: Are you two done yet?
Luigi: …Okay. Sorry. It was all her fault.
Toadette: Ugh!
Peach: Now then, Mario and I cannot enter TOGETHER as a team. We can still enter as long as we have different doubles partners.
Daisy: Oh is that all?
Toad: Phew, that's not so bad.
Yoshi: Woo-hoo!
Mario: Still, Daisy is right about how Peach and I win the tournaments all the time. Now that we are separated you all will have to start pulling your own weight.
Daisy: It's not that big of a hindrance. After all, Luigi and I are very good too. We've made it to the finals with you and Peach several times.
Peach: True but you won't be partnering with Luigi this time.
Daisy: Huh?
Peach: Well, Toadette needs someone who she can work well with since she's going to be entering with such inexperience so I decided to pair her up with you. You're the only person she has actually practiced with.
Daisy: Hmm, yeah! Lil' Shroom girl and I will make a great team!
Toadette: Yay! Hee hee!
Toad: Wait wait wait wait wait. Peach, Toadette is supposed to be MY doubles partner. If she and Daisy are teammates then who do I get to work with?
Peach: Well if it's not too much trouble I would like to be your partner. Is that okay?
Toad: Woah! Hells ya it is! You are way better than that other girl.
Toadette: Heeeeey, why is everyone being so mean to me? Do I have more alphabet soup on my head or something?
Peach: And Mario will pair up with either Yoshi or Luigi. Whoever he doesn't pick will be with Shy Guy.
Shy Guy: …
Mario: And in the event that one of us cannot play, we will be forced to place Shy Away in as the sub.
Shy Away: Oh oh oh, I cannot! I barely know how to play!
Peach: That's what today is about! Chef, you know enough about tennis to teach her the basic rules don't you?
Chef: Sure do. Listening to you all babble about it at lunch has given me plenty of knowledge on the game without even playing it. I could educate the little guy.
Shy Away: Oh oh oh how insulting! I am a lady! But I do accept your teachings!
Peach: Mario, how are you going to decide who you are doubling with?
Mario: I think I'm going to make them play a singles match! Whoever wins will be my partner. I'm good with both of them so it doesn't matter too much to me who wins and who doesn't. I go back a lot with both of them.
Peach: I don't mean to go back to the past but… you knew Yoshi before your brother, didn't you?
Mario: Yeeeeeep. He was stolen by Kamek, and I was dropped onto Yoshi's Village.
Peach: Wow… Yoshi, how did you rescue him all by yourself?
Yoshi: … Hmmmmmmm… bum, HAP, wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Hrmmmmmmmmmmmmm ha! POP! Wow! Dum, dum, dum, dum, ACK! Yoshi! Woooow!
Mario: I really wish I knew how to speak Yoshi. Hey, didn't the Yoshis on Yoshi Island talk? I remember talking to them one time when I was looking for these kids…
Peach: Maybe they evolved or something? Yoshi was captured by Bowser later on and sealed in one of those ? blocks so maybe they learned how to talk after he was stolen.
Mario: Hey, I'll bet Gadd has some sort of gadget that would let Yoshi speak English.
Toad: Wow! You think so? That'd be awesome.
Peach: Ah, we're getting off the subject here. Okay! Everyone go practice! Mario, you stay here with Luigi and Yoshi and test them or something while—hey wait a moment, where did Luigi go?
People look around.
Toadette: He put on some sort of hat and turned invisible.
Daisy: Oh yeah! Here's his trademark L hat.
Peach: So… then where is Luigi?
Mario: That sly punk! He snuck away and out of the dome because he didn't want to practice! He is so lazy!
Peach: Hmm, you think so? I guess that means you and Yoshi are partners!
Yoshi: Woo-hoo!
Mario: Yeah but still, that's not cool of him to run off like that.
Shy Away: Mister Mario, uh, sir?
Mario: What?
Shy Away: You and Luigi have repaired all of the underground pipes in the MKA, correct? I could ask Smilax to search for him. He would be able to sniff out your brother.
Peach: That isn't a bad idea. Now that the pipes are fixed Smilax can go anywhere where there is a pipe—within the MKA.
Shy Away: Yes, it's too bad he can't get OUT of the pipes. His vines should be long enough to catch anything so he isn't that helpless. So you want me to send the order out to find that invisible plumber?
Mario: Go ahead!
Shy Away: Right away! I will be right back.
Daisy: wearing Luigi's hat Hey, hee hee, this looks way cuter on me than it does him.
Toadette: Totally!
Peach: Well then, time for us all to get to work…
Far above in the skies…
Kamek: Heh heh heh, I never thought this would happen… again. Hey! Quit wiggling around in there!
Luigi: Let me out!
Kamek: I was merely sent to spy on your little academy but I do think Lord Bowser will be pleased with the souvenir I have captured! Hahaha! Using the Vanish Cap was very foolish indeed. Nobody witnessed me kidnapping you.
Luigi: I don't understand how you even knew where I was…
Kamek: Magic is a powerful thing my little prisoner, never underestimate me.
Luigi: I cannot believe I was taken away by you… Again!
Kamek: It was much easier than last time, I say. And you aren't even a baby this time! Ha! My how you've grown. The first thing we're going to do to you is shave off that ugly stache' you have. It's giving me the creeps.
Luigi: Shouldn't you be like, old by now?
Kamek: hits bag with wand Shush! Don't make me drop you. At the height we're flying you would certainly perish. And to answer your question… I was never THAT old when I kidnapped you the first time!
Luigi: You must be like, fifty at least.
Kamek: I am fourty-one, END OF CONVERSATION.
Luigi: fourty-one? Psh, that's old.
Kamek: Quiet in there! beats the bag with wand
Luigi: … So are you still single?
Kamek: Tch………… yes.
Luigi: Ahaha, you don't have good luck with the lady magikoopas, eh?
Kamek: It's not that, worm, it's the fact that I am picky about who I want to be my spouse. After the last few dating incidents I have had I decided that I want a girl who is just as gifted in magic as I am. Sadly, the only woman who is of that skill—and greater, would be… my mother. And I am SO not doing that. Sick.
Luigi: Your mom? Does she serve under Bowser too?
Kamek: Yes, she's a little fragile though. She got beaten by some baby star thing last time. I'm more stronger than that.
Luigi: Woah… your m-mom is Kammy Koopa? Ewww that's sick.
Kamek: Don't be talking about my mom that way! flies down to a building, pounds the bag into it, and returns to the skies You little punk, you tempt me to do some of my famous transformation magic on you.
Luigi: If you are fourty-one, then Kammy must be older than I had thought.
Kamek: Grrrrrrrrrrr!
At the BKA…
NOTE: For now, Wario and Waluigi have been returned to the BKA to practice for the tournament.
Bowser: GRR! What is taking that son of yours so long! All I asked was for him to find out what teams Peach is going to be entering as.
Kammy: Your impatientness, I ask that you give him some more time. I am sure he has a most reasonable excuse for being so tardy.
Bowser: He had better hurry! crying can be heard from the other room Oh god, not nooooooow! Kammy!
Kammy: Yes my lord?
Bowser: Go see what is wrong with Bowser Jr.!
Kammy: Right away.
Kammy flies on her broom into the young prince's bedroom. It is very large and full of very expensive toys. A little train can be heard chugging along towards the top of his walls and around the room. The kid is spotted in his bed screaming at the top of his lungs while Waluigi and Wario are panicing by his side.
Wario: You idiot! I told you he wouldn't like that!
Waluigi: Everyone likes animal crackers! It was your juice that made him cry!
Wario: I hate you!
Kammy: What is going on in here!
Bowser Jr.: I WANT MY MOMMA.
Kammy: Oh… oh my… um… one moment, I'll go get her!
Wario: What!
Waluigi: You're going to go grab the princess?
Kammy: Shush! I'll need you two to come with me.
They step out of the room. Kammy takes out her wand and mumbles a magic spell… and suddenly…
Waluigi: Quack!
Wario: What! We look like the Mario Brothers!
Kammy: Shh. You there! Guard! Come take us into little junior's room as if we are prisoners.
Wario: You look like Peach… but you still smell old.
Kammy: pow Knock it off, fatty.
The guard takes the three into Bowser Jr.'s room.
Koopatrol: We have successfully captured Princess Peach Toadstool and her two guardians, Mario and Luigi. Do with them as you will… leaves
Kammy: dramatically Ohhhhhhhh my kingdom! They neeeeeed meeeee. Please spare me young scary prince!
Wario: Lookie at me! I am Mario! I am a big show-offy plumber who jumps all over everything I see! Boing boing boing.
Waluigi: And I am Luigi! I'm a scrawny LOSER-face who has nothing better to do than ruin other people's fun and be scared of everything!
Bowser Jr.: …… GUAAAAARDS.
Koopatrol: Yes sir?
Bowser Jr.: These morons are FAKES. Have them executed and bring me the REAL Princess! NOOOOOOOOW.
Koopatrol: Errrrr of course. I'm sorry we have disappointed you.
Kammy: Dang it, you ruined it! everyone changes back to normal
Wario: It was his fault.
Waluigi: Waaaaaah, you kidding me? It was all you.
Wario: No you!
Waluigi: Nooooooo, you!
Bowser Jr.: I want my momma NOOOOOW.
Kammy: Young prince Bowser! You musn't scream like that and disturb your father.
Bowser Jr.: You can't tell me what to do! I'm the prince! I can have you fired!
Kammy: That's enough out of you, go to sleep!
Bowser Jr.: NO. I want my MOOOOOOMMAAAAAAAA.
Kammy: Quiet! casts a spell on Bowser Jr. that makes him fall asleep
Bowser Jr.: ….ZzZzZz….
Wario: ………………….Sheesh what a brat.
Bowser Jr.?!... I WANT MY MOOOOOOOMMAAAAAAA—
Waluigi: You woke him up! Idiot!
Wario: No YOU woke him up! Idiot!
Waluigi: YOU'RE the idiot!
Wario: No you are!
Kammy: SILENCE. recasts the sleeping spell
Bowser Jr.: I…. want…….. ZzZzZzZzZzZz
Bowser: KAMMY, I NEED YOU IN HERE, PRONTO!
Bowser Jr.?!?! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaa! WAAAAAAAH!
Waluigi: AHH, noooo!
Kammy: Urgh, coming right away, your kinglyness! flies away to Bowser
Wario: No way! She left us with him again!
Waluigi: Gaaaaah all of this screaming and crying is going to kill me!
Wario: WAIT, I have an idea.
Waluigi: Whaaaaa?
Wario: Lookie here. pulls out a pink bomb with a z on it This is a Sleepy Bomb. If we use it—
Waluigi: We can make the little guy shut up and go to sleep! Haha! Nice-a plan!
Wario: I think all you gotta do to set it off is light it like this—
Waluigi: Hey don't--!
The bomb explode with a white flash and everyone in the room suddenly collapses into a deep sleep.
Bowser: HEY, someone go see what that big boom was!
Birdo: I'll go check… Birdo peeks into the room Awww, they were playing so hard that they feel asleep. Even the guard that was in there! That's so cute! Goes back to tell Bowser Your highness, they were—
Bowser: Good, I don't really care. Now GET OUT OF MY FACE.
Birdo: Y-yes sir! runs away
Kammy: My lord is something bothering you?
Bowser: No! In fact I'm rather excited! We have a special guest on his way here!
Kammy: Oh? Who is it?
Bowser: snort snort You will find out tomorrow… when we have the tournament…
Kammy: Ohhhh hehe, sounds like you have a clever scheme worked out for tomorrow's big event! My lord, your greatness makes me shudder with ectasy!
Bowser: ……Gross, I didn't need to hear that.
At the MKA, everyone (minus Luigi) is in their proper training positions…
Peach: Okay Toad! Now hit a great big lob over Toadette!
Toad: Okay! Hiiiiiaaah!
Toadette: Eeek! I can't get it!
Daisy: Miiiiiine! Haaa!
Peach: I got it! Haaa!
Daisy: Shroom girl! Use your offensive power shot… Now!
Toadette: flashes Ready for this? Haaaaaaaa!
A purple fiery streak follows the ball as it zooms past Toad, hits the ground, then bounces over Peach, just barely out of her reach.
Toadette: Yayayay! Hee hee! I scored!
Peach: Impressive Power Shot! Not only is it fast, but when it bounces it bounces really high! With practice you'll learn how to use it perfectly.
Toadette: I'll be sure to keep practicing!
Toad: Ha ha, Toadette, your powershot may be impressive but you haven't seen mine yet! Mine is sooooo awesome.
Peach: Now Toad, don't get overconfident…
Daisy: All of you shut up so we can see how great this powershot is! Okay, I'm serving. Heads up Toad, it's coming for you! Hiyaaah!
Toad: Haa!
Toadette: Got it! Haaa!
Peach: You wont get that ball anywhere with me at the net! Haa!
Toadette: Sure I can, watch! Hiiyaah!
Peach: Tsk tsk! Haaaa!
Toadette: Whoa!—
Daisy: I got it! Haaaa!
Peach: Alright Toad! Do your stuff!
Toad: Okay! flashes Here we go! Haaaaaaa!
Daisy: --Let it bounce first!
Toadette: Uhhh then YOU get it!
Daisy: 'kay, I got it! Haaa!
Toadette: Woah, something fell off when it bounced—
Peach: Haaa!
Toadette: Haaa!
Peach: Hiyah!
Toadette: It's a lob!
Daisy: I got it! Oh, and that thing—Haa!—is a poison mushroom, DON'T TOUCH IT.
Peach: Cover me!
Toad: I'm on it! Haaa!
Toadette: Okay Daisy! Haaa!
Peach: flash Bingo! Bye-bye! ;) Hiiiiiiyahhh!
Toadette: Eeek! It's too fast—
Daisy: flash You can't get away from ME! Daisy floats over to the ball with the help of flowers and hits it Haa!
Toadette: Woah, great save!
Peach: But you're totally wide open. Hiiiyah!
Toadette: Another lob! Curse my short stature!
Daisy: Aaah! Get it get it get it!
Toadette: I runs into the poison mushroom and shrinks—can't! Toad and Peach score Ahhh! I'm tiny! And I have a little chipmunk voice! Eeeek!
Toad: Ahahaha! I love doing that to people!
Peach: Heeheehee, that's strategy for you!
Toadette: You planned this? Sheesh! How tricky you are…
Daisy: Peach may be blonde but on the court she can be quite the master strategist. It's probably why she's second in rank.
Toadette: Rank?
Daisy: Everyone in MKA is given a rank. You, naturally, are at the very bottom with an 8th place rank. Mario is the best in the league, making him the 1st in ranking.
Toadette: What rank are you guys?
Daisy: Peach is 2nd, and I am in third place. Toad is in 6th.
Toad: So? In my opinion, rank doesn't matter! Even though someone is higher in rank it doesn't mean you can't beat them! I beat Luigi several times before and he's in 4th.
Toadette: Okay, so why aren't you in fourth then?
Peach: It takes more than a couple wins to rise in rank over another player… I don't want to go over it now. There is no time! We must practice!
Toadette: Awww okay.
Over in Mario's location…
Mario: Nice work Yoshi! We'll do great in the tournament.
Yoshi: Whoo-hoo!
Mario: Let's take a break!
Yoshi: Hmm?
Mario: Hey now, don't give me the old "we've only practiced for a few minutes" look! I'm beat! We can't afford to overwork the star player of the league now can we?
Yoshi: sigh
The two walk over to Chef, Shy Away, and Beauty who are in the stands watching them.
NOTE: "Beauty" is Chef's niece, and is also the shy co-host of Chuck who can be seen with her the first time he is in Toad Town in Paper Mario. How she is his niece is still unknown. It was also revealed that Chef is also related to the two cooks in the Paper Mario series, as well as The Master who is revealed to be Tayce T's brother in Paper Mario but he hasn't appeared in the story at all. Beauty's debut appearance was in the missing episode, and she has been given a vacation from working on Chuck's show and has just recently decided to return and spend it at the MKA with her uncle. The episode also hinted that Beauty and Toad have some chemistry…
Shy Away: Oh, oh, oh, I'm finally understanding this silly game.
Chef: Ha ha! Good… hey, Mario! …Yoshi… Shouldn't you be training?
Mario: I'm on a break!
Chef: If Miss Peach sees you…
Mario: What can she do? Make me sit out in the tournament? Ha! I'm the star. She can't afford to lose me now.
Beauty: You shouldn't be so egotistical!
Mario: Hey, why are you still here?
Beauty: What do you mean? I just got here this morning! I plan to stay a few days!
Mario: Oh really? What about Chuck?
Beauty: He said it was fine. Apparently, he has some new girls to sub for me while I'm on vacation… Gee, I hope I won't be replaced. OO;
Chef: He would never do that! The viewers love your pretty face!
Beauty: Hee hee! Oh, uncle!
Mario: Now who's egotistical?
Yoshi: Wow!
Mario: Shh, Yoshi.
Shy Away: Lookie!
Mario: What? You too?
Beauty: Omigosh, in the sky! It's a—
Chef: It looks gigantic!
Mario: What are you all talking about?
Mario looks up and out a window in the dome…
Mario: I don't see anything.
Beauty: It went by really fast.
Chef: It was too swift for your slow eyes.
Mario: May I remind you that I have the authority to fire you.
Chef: Err, sorry sir.
Mario: That's right, bub. I pwn you.
Beauty: Pwn?
Mario: I dunno what that means, Luigi says it all the time on the chat.
Beauty: So, Mario, sir, may I be assigned my own temporary room and Gossip Device? They look all the rage, and I honestly do not like sleeping in a motel. The one I went to last night was just awful on many levels.
Innkeeper: Enjoy your room. Don't forget we have free breakfast in the morning. You'll have to get there right as it opens though.
Beauty: Why?
Innkeeper: Because, our most frequent guests tend to eat and touch all of the food before everyone is even awake.
Beauty: Eww… what kind of guests are those?
Innkeeper: The cockroaches.
Beauty: Eeewwww!
Mario: Yeah, I'll take care of it. The dorms are so big, and we only use like five rooms when there are 30 rooms on the first floor alone.
Beauty: What's with all of the extra rooms?
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Mario: Peach wanted to make the MKA a more public academy when she first built it but she changed her mind right before opening. So in result, we have this gigantic academy with like only ten people here. Funny, huh? Oh well, it sure does give people their own personal space.
Chef: Hah, I am not complaining. If any more people came there would be no way I could feed them all with big-nose here suckin up all of the food I put on the buffet.
Mario & Yoshi: Humph!
Chef: Not you, Mario! Yoshi!
Yoshi: spits on Chef's shoes
Chef: You little worm! I'll be damned if I ever fix you another dessert again.
Yoshi/
Shy Away: Oh oh oh, may we please practice some? I wish to try out my skills.
Mario: Psh, no way! I'm still on my break.
Shy Away: My, my, men are lazy.
Yoshi: Hummmmm.
Shy Away: Strange creature that goes by Yoshi, would you practice with me?
Yoshi: …
Beauty: I'll see you later uncle, I am going to walk around a little.
Chef: You can't leave the dome. Smilax will gobble you up.
Beauty: I understand.
Over the skies…
Kamek: God… you've…. Gotten… fat!
Luigi: Heeeeey…. You should see Mario.
Kamek: I need to rest for a moment…
Kamek flies down and lands on the nearest roof below him. Laying the bag containing Luigi beside him, he sighs and relaxes. Luigi knows this is his chance to escape…
Kamek: Ahhh, my arm is killing me. sets wand down and moves arm around
Luigi: Hehe… grabs Kamek's wand gotcha!
Kamek: H-hey! You give that back!
Luigi: Forget you! points wand at Kamek, firing a small bolt of lightning that electrifies the wizard Hahaha, Luigi likes dat! runs off
Kamek: Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-yaaaaaaaaaa…… XX
Luigi: I wonder if I can use this to teleport back to the—
And in a flash, Luigi vanishes from Kamek's view.
Kamek: Ugh…. Stupid, stupid, stupid! hits self in the head Now I am late for no reason at all, and Bowser will have my head… I have to come up with a back-up plan, fast. Hmmm.
At the MKA…
Peach: Alright you three, take a five minute break. I have to call Toadsworth about tomorrow. I'll be right back. walks out while calling on the MM
Toadette: WeeeeeEEEeeeee hehehehe what a rush this game is! I feel like bouncing off the walls like a big balloooooon! Hahahaha! Balloon! That's a funny word!
Daisy: …. Tss, rookies. rolls eyes
Toad: Toadette is totally fired up!
Toadette: dying of laughter BaaaaaaloOOOOOOOn! Omigosh! HEHEHE! SO funny! BaaaaAAAAAlooooOOOOoon.
Daisy: Chill out a little! You're freaking me out.
Toad: Everyone gets the old "Noob Rush", as you call it. New players are guaranteed to get it at least once. Hey Daisy, what was yours like?
Daisy: I… never had one!
Toad: That's a load of b—
Toadette: BAAAALLOOOOOOOON. XD
Toad: --everyone had one. Peach said mine was so bad that they had to call the mental hospital on me to calm me down!
Luigi suddenly appears on the court in a flash.
Luigi: Guys! Don't worry! I'm back, safe and sound! spreads arms out with a big smile
Daisy: … Well I never had a "Noob Rush" folds arms and looks away
Toad: Haha, I'll just ask Peach about it when she gets back.
Daisy: NO! You little pint sized pecker! You will ask nothing!
Toad: Language!
Toadette: OMIGOSH! Pecker! HAHA, that's a funny word too! Peckkker… peeeecker… peckapeckapeckapeckapecka! Hahahahahahaha!
Luigi: Hellooooooo I said I am baaaaack!
Daisy: Yeaaaah we don't care that you are back from sneaking out with the vanish cap.
Luigi: Sneaking out! Are you nuts? I was kidnapped!
Daisy: Hahaha! Yeah right! Who do you think you are? Peach?
Toadette: HehehehehehehehehehAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one!
Daisy: Ugh, it wasn't that good!
Luigi: Look, I have the wand to prove it. shows Kamek's wand
Daisy: … So you went snooping through Toad's toybox and brought back a toy, big deal.
Toad: I can't believe you would go snooping around in my room!
Luigi: It's not a toy! It's REAL. It's Kamek's magic wand. I stole it from him and used it to escape.
Daisy: You are such a liar, Luigi. If you really DID get kidnapped, why didn't Kamek teleport you both back to Bowser's place so they could lock you up?
Luigi: … I guess he never thought of that, hahaha, he's getting old.
Toadette: Your momma is old! HAHAHA Ooooooooooooooohhh!
Luigi: What's with pinkie?
Daisy: She's got a case of the Noob Rush.
Luigi: Ohhhhhh hohoho I love it when people get the Noob Rush… Ah! That reminds me! uses wand to teleport
Daisy: ….?
Luigi: suddenly appears again with a video cam I used to tape everything on this old thing when we first joined.
Toad: Wow! Can I see?
Luigi: Yeah! Lookie, I got the tape of the grand opening.
Toadette: Play it play it play it!
static
Luigi: Okay, here we go!
plays
A bunch of people are gathered in front of the main gate. The camera is being held by Luigi, and is pointed at Peach who is on a podium with Toadsworth and Mario.
Luigi: Hey Mario! Wave for the cam!
Mario shakes his head and gestures Luigi to cut it out using his hands.
Luigi: Hahaha! You're lame.
A loud WOOHOO is heard. The camera turns to the right to show an ecstatic Daisy waving and cheering at Peach.
Luigi: What's up?
Daisy: Huuh?
Luigi: I said what's up!
Daisy: Oh! Hi! Hahaha! I'm Daisy and for those people who are watching this in the future, this is the grand opening of the MKA! Oooh it's so exciting!
Toadette: Hey, why is everyone dressed so funky?
Daisy: Haha stylin fro there, Luigi!
Luigi: You don't look to bad yourself in those groovy threads! Love the beads in your hair! Your glasses are totally tubular too.
Daisy: Man, I know!
Daisy: Oh my gosh—turn this off! I can't be seen in THAT!
Toad: Heeey where am I at?
Toadette: That outfit is so neato, Daisy! Hahaha! Neaaaatooooo! That's another funny word! Neato!
Luigi: I have no idea why we all decided to dress like that.
Luigi: Hey, after this you wanna crash at my pad?
Daisy: Are you out of your mind, boy? I'd love to.
Daisy: Eww! I didn't really go to your house did I!
Luigi: Great! Haha! Woah look at this far-out crowd. camera turns and shows a bunch of hippie Toads cheering, then turns back to Daisy Hey, where's Yoshi? camera shifts around I don't see him anywhere.
Daisy: Haha! Dude! He's probably off somewhere experiencing the all-time high.
Toadette: HAHAHA! You guys are total potheads!
Daisy: Turn this off!
Luigi: We never did any drugs… I think this day just happened to be National Hippie Day. That's my only guess.
Toadette: Oh man, I love National Hippie Day! Freedom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Peach: Brothers and sisters!
Luigi: Ooops, our enchanted leader speaks! turns camera on Peach
Peach: Today is a great day that shall go down in the history of the Mushroom Kingdom!
Crowd: Whoooooo!
Peach: The Mushroom Kingdom Tennis Academy grand opening happens now!
Luigi: I like her headband. That rainbow-colored peace sign on her cheek and glitter on her face looks neat too.
Daisy: My hippie outfit looked SO much better.
Toadsworth: Ex-excuse me, but I must also mention…
Luigi: Dang that medallion is huge.
Daisy: I remember that thing! He had some serious bling-bling!
Toadette: HAHAHAHA omigod that rhymed! Dr. Suess material!
Daisy: Fast-forward.
Luigi: Okay. fast-forwards for a while, then stops when the scene changes
The MKA players are now in the cafeteria, it's obviously a different day, judging by the clothing they are all wearing. Luigi is holding the camera. There is a large cake, and everyone is wearing pointy party hats.
Luigi: Is everything ready?
Mario: Turn off the lights!
Yoshi: click
Daisy: Everyone hide!
Toad: Hee hee! Yay!
Toadette: What's going on?
NOTE: Sorry to cut this short, (and in the middle of a scene XD) but I finally have a chance to update this and I plan to use that chance. The episode will be updated when dinosaurs rule the earth once again… haha just joking. But seriously, I doubt it will be soon. I've got school, college crap, work, babysitting, chores, a girlfriend, and everything else to attend to. XD