Hey! I'm back! Sorry for not updating for yonks! But not my fault!
Here are the reasons:
1) I was banned from the Internet at home and at the library you can't use disks… and the school computers are too slow!
2) My laptop broke! So I had trouble typing this stuff up. But it's all better now!
3) I moved schools! The stress is killing me!
4) Lack of inspiration. You can probably tell… T.T
5) I wanted to update all my stories at once.
6) Family issues… None of your bees wax.
7) Friend issues. They either hate me or need me! All of them…
8) Started several new stories (see below)
9) I have a website and a profile on gaia. It's hard work keeping them up to date. Which I'm not… :P
But now I'm back! And to say sorry I started two new stories: .Bayblade/quest01 and He loves me… He loves me not. They both only have 5 chapters, so don't be mad! H.L.M-H.L.M.N has been postponed but will be up soon!
I've also taken the time to write a 3-part story with my best friend. It's called Vita Post Mortem, by shadowy recesses OTM. Yes, that does mean something… Anyway, check it out. I've also decided to make a few changes. I'm going to delete Collections and use them for my website, and I've got a new one shot, called I don't believe anymore.
Title: Chibi Hell chapter:
Argh! I have, like, no idea what's going on in this story. If you want me to stop or keep going, you have to say, otherwise I'll stop!
Shit man, I don't even know what happened in the last chapter!
Chibi Kai was bored (A/N: yes, I know, again! But interesting things happen when he's bored!). He made his way over to where Hilary was making sandwiches.
"What are you doing?" Chibi Kai asked in a cute voice. Hilary smiled down at him.
"Making sandwiches," she said. Chibi Kai gritted his teeth. It was hard when the only person as smart as you was… you.
"Why are you making sandwiches?" he asked, rephrasing his question.
"We're going for a bush walk!" sang Hilary, twirling around. Tyson, Max and Rei walked in, greeting Hilary and Chibi Kai.
"Where's Kai?" asked Chibi Kai. Nobody knew, although he was "…probably mutilating a penguin…" as Tyson put it.
Just then Kai walked in.
"Speak of the devil!" muttered Max, giving Kai a glare. Rei glanced at Max with surprise.
"That's the first time I've ever heard you sound pissed!" he exclaimed.
"Well," spat Max. "Someone with an insane streak put melted marshmallows in my bed. It took me 3 hours in the shower to get clean. Not to mention another 6 to clean the bed!"
Rei winced. "Point taken."
Chibi Kai tried not to laugh. He was the one who had put the marshmallows in Max's bed. And tomorrow night it would be the yucky parts of a selection of slimy amphibians. Then it would take Max more then 9 hours to clean up!
On the bus Chibi Kai insisted they listen to Kai's music. This was because he also liked the same style and bands. Unfortunately, he was only one.
"Turn it down!" screamed Hilary for the tenth time over Marilyn Manson. Kai ignored her. For the tenth time.
By the time they got to the place they would be walking, Hilary was hoarse. Of course, Kai pointed this out as a good thing.
"Asshole…" muttered Max, sending Kai an amazingly evil glare. Rei blinked. Everyone was going insane! Hilary was jumping up and down, waving her arms around and trying to convey her directions without a voice, Max was foaming at the mouth and Tyson was rocking backwards and forwards, softly singing 'the Nobodies'.
"We're the nobodies…. Want to be some bodies…"
"Die, Kai…Oh, I'll kill you! I'll kill you… ni, ni…"
Kai, of course, heard none of this, or if he did, he totally ignored it.
"Right, let's go!" he ordered. Max's eye twitched. He followed behind Kai, his hands making squeezing then twisting motions. Tyson shuffled along, still humming. Rei quickly started forward, with Hilary and Chibi Kai behind him.
Just 10 minutes into the walk, Rei, while climbing over a large log, tripped and landed awkwardly on his ankle. It buckled, sending him crashing to the ground. The rest of the teenagers crowed round. Kai bent down, ignoring Max's cries of, "Get your hands off him, you blood sucking freak!" He helped Rei into a sitting position.
"Did you hear a crack?" Kai asked. Rei, taking deep breaths, shook his head. Kai undid Rei's wrist bindings, using them to strap his ankle. They turned to face the path. A huge hill loomed in front of them.
"We have two choices-" Kai started.
"Three," Max corrected under his breath.
"We can either continue-"
"Or kill you," said Max.
"Or turn back. But if we turn back-"
"Someone might find the body…"
"-then we have to stay the night in the open as the car's on the other side."
There was silence, finally broken by Tyson's off key singing.
"Let's keep going," said Rei. His ankle was killing him, but there was no way the others would suffer because of him. Kai nodded.
"Fine. But I want you to take it easy. Here, lean on me."
Ignoring Max's hiss, Rei lent on Kai and they continued. After half an hours walking, they still weren't at the top.
Rei asked for a rest, so the group stopped.
"What's the time?" Max asked Hilary, who checked her watch.
"Lunch time," she answered (she'd got her voice back). Tyson's head shot up.
"Lunch?" it was the first thing he'd said that wasn't by Marilyn Manson since they'd got off the bus. Hilary smiled and started handing out sandwiches.
"Wait! Where's Kai?" she suddenly screeched. Kai raised an eyebrow.
"Right here you idiot!" he snapped. Hilary ignored him.
"Kai! Kai, where are you?" Kai turned to Rei.
"I think she's lost it…" he commented. Max rose to his feet.
"Says you!"
"Max?" Kai clearly didn't have a clue.
"You put melted marshmallows in my bed!" (Max)
"Kai? Come out! Kai?" (Hilary)
"What? Why would I do that?" (Kai)
"Because you're a freak! You belong in an institute!" (Max)
"Like Balkov Abbey?" (Kai)
"Mmm… Food…" (Tyson)
"Guys, stop it!" (Rei)
"SHUT UP, Rei!" (Kai and Max)
"Kai? It's not funny anymore! Where are you?" (Hilary)
"Fine! I've had it with your immaturity! I'm going back to Russia!" (Kai)
"Good!" (Max)
"Kai!" (Kai)
"Yes?" (Chibi Kai)
"What! There you are…" (Hilary)
"…This is the new shit… Stand up and admit…" (Tyson)
"Can we go home?" (Rei)
"SHUT UP, Rei!" (Kai and Max)
Will they ever get out and go home? Will Kai really go to Russia? Will they ever listen to Rei? Am I completely out of it? The answer to all of them is… I'LL TELL YOU IF YOU REVIEW! Remember, the fate of this story is in your hands! 0.o