Chapter: 9? 8? I think it's 8… yep, EIGHT!

Kevin's 14! Ah hem… Look, do you want me to continue or not? I'll be happy to stop if you all want! Yay! 50 Reviews! I'm so hyper! I mean, happy, yeah, happy…

Reviews: scroll down and find your name if you have ever reviewed

Sasuto: I will thanks.

Scars of the Pheonix: Na ah. No Kai/Hilary. Never, ever, unless Kai was faking and was actually going to kill Hilary or something.

Drago-kai: freaky? Why?

Kiko cat: sounds good? I'm offended. It doesn't just sound good, it is good! LOL DarkWarrior188: Hmph. Patience is a virtue.

Queen of fantasy: jeez, not that funny. Please, don't suffocate… god.

Star parrot: yes, I like the penguin too. Although I'm glad nobody mentioned Animal Rights…

Meg Jennings: you're right, the ambulance guy wouldn't just say that… that is, if he were somber/sane/smart, which he's not. Just 'cause this story isn't believable doesn't mean I can't write it. I mean, c'mon, Beyblade full stop is complete bullshit! Chibi kai fell out of the tree because… read on, review nice and I might actually write it into the story. And don't insult a person for your own lack of comprehension. Heh, heh big word.

Some person: nah, no Kai/Hilary. What made you think I'd do that in the first place? Ahem. Yes, I brought in an OC, but I kinda hate girl OCs, so she went. Thanks for the YAY! …I think…

Sore Kai: what's with the name? Yes, I updated. No, not soon.

Sasuto: huh? Kai soup? WTF? Yes, this whole fic is the sugars fault too…

Queen of Fantasy: you really thought it was gross? Ah well, some others liked it. Tragedy? Drama? Nope, pure humor! Unless… you have my sense of humor, in which case, this story is lame. Yes, that's my opinion. I can't see why people (like you) say to keep writing.

Kiko cat: Stupid…Whadda mean 'what happened'? Sheesh!

Queen of fantasy: hello again. Um, angsty? Are you trying to place this in any genre other then humor? Jeez. And your right. This IS my story.

Random Reviewer: sorry, to late… pairings all the way. Don't worry, it'll only add to the humor.

Rebecca-1769: yeah… get a vocabulary.

Ellen: thanks. I love it when people say this is random. It makes me feel special. I think the penguin should receive some sort of award, it's all people talk about.

T.K: more demo boys coming up! so what you're a girl? Why the fuck would I care? And Kai should never be pronounced Kay, 'kay?

Darka-chan: thanks mate.

Tala's Twin Sister: Tala doesn't have a twin sister. But thanks, although you don't exist.

Pheonix roar: No…Kai…Hilary! I can't stand that bitch! She's only in the f ing story someone has to be all nosy and sympathetic to Chibi.

T.K: Yes, Hilary is stupid. Please stop laughing, you need an arse.

Ellen: no dah… idiot. And Chibi can't be a bad man, 'cause he's like, 6!

Kairi Hiwatari 13: Hey, honey! Yay! Me be number 1! 2 in the morning? You nut case. That explains a lot. God, I should have never have introduced you to My bad…WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP LAUGHING YOUR ARSES OFF! YOU NEED THEM! And what the fuck does Midnight Shadowz mean?

Tala Lover for al time: heh, heh…sure you can be in my fanfics… heh, heh, not! Sorry, there's no room. Plus I don't know enough about your character.

Sweet Stealer: Hi! Sorry, I really hate Kai X Hilary…. No, really, I mean, HATE K/H….

Sweet Stealer: You again? Ouch? Cold? Ya sure? Oh, all right, maybe a little!

Kouseki Yumi: Kai's always pushes the limit! God… What do you mean, 'What the hell did I do?' I did what any mean, evil, cruel author with a huge ego would do! And yes, this is disgusting, perverted and it does suck. Oh, you were kidding?… Sorry, forget I agreed with you.

Lights dieing fire: thanks, I will! Um, what messed Kai's head up? Yeah, you'll find out later! When I actually work it out myself…

Tala-Wolborg-Girl: nah-ah! No more OCs from you scary Tala obsessed fan girls! I can't fit you in, the story line is already (kinda) made! Seriously, if I had to put you in, I'd just end up killing you anyway!

Kairi Hiwatari 13: It's all right! Thanks for reviewing!

Ellen: Hi! Again. LOL! Why will it be interesting? 0.0?

Unicorn 13564: I know, I know… huh? I'm not sure, what is Kai's full name? It might be Kai Alexander Hiwatari… Or it could be Kai Ilea Hiwatari… Alexander is just a name I took from a friend's (K H 13) little brother. He's a prick, so hey! Go figure!

Pheonix Maker: I don't take bribes… unless they're in cash…

Ruler of the Dark: Beggars are losers! Piss off. Hey, what is with you people and 'something' you arse off? You'll hunt me down if I stop writing, huh? Why don't you just a write a complaint to my boss? Satan's always looking for a reason to punish his underlings.

Ruler of the Dark: humph. Just cause I write in a cliffy doesn't mean I'm gonna resolve it… I'll just leave ya hanging!

Louise: Really? How sweet!

Evilpunkgoth: Hi Sally…

Evilpunkgoth: god, I love that! Hear that everyone? R.I.P Penguin!

Evilpunkgoth: Jap test was easy, ni? Oh, we gotta thank Sam for the answers! LOL!

Kai Hiwatari 1: thanks, although not gonna happen! I'm slow cause I'm lazy! And I like to keep you guys waiting!

Aiden Lilith: isn't a lilith a kinda fairy thingy? Heh, heh, too much Wicca for me!

RavenToriBlack: yes, that's a great idea! But I've got a better one! Although I must agree! We are wicked!

Kairi Hiwatari 13: hey, Marilyn Manson rocks! You are so shallow if you thought that was unexpected! The characters always like what I want them too! Anyway, doesn't M/M sound like the kinda music Kai would like? Tortured, spastic, painful? I mean, come on, the titles give it away: Disposable Teens, Personal Jesus, New Shit, and Nobodies! Plah-Ease!

Pheonix Maker: no, no, you don't get it! I bribe, you beg!

Ellen: Mass confusion? You try writing it!

Ashley: Thanks… 0.o

Sennedjem: YAY! I'm so happy you reviewed! Glomps to you too, honey! Um… why? And what do you mean you know what you're talking about? We all say that, and only a quarter of us are actually telling the truth! Oh, and reply to my emails GDI!

Evilpunkgoth: okay…. I count this as a review… wait, it IS a review… 0.o? Right, now I'm confused? What looks like a hamburger?

Kai Hiwatari 1: yeah, all insane! .

School of boredom: why does everyone think it's insane… c'mon, I'm insane, so my works insane… get it?

VGMaster04: duh…

Eternal Hell Spawn: didn't anyone tell you my evil plan for taking over the world involves all people spilling juice on themselves? Well, it does. Yes… Kai humps trees… not.

"Kai?"

"Yeah?"

"Can we please go home now?" Rei's eyes filled up with tears as he pouted at the older teen, who sighed.

"C'mon."

The group got to their feet except Max who glared at Kai.

"Max…" muttered Kai threateningly. Max continued to glare.

"Look, Max, it wasn't me!" yelled Kai, finally losing his cool. Max raised an eyebrow.

"Ya sure?" he snapped. "'Cause you did the penguin trick, trashed a vase and got sent to hospital?"

Hilary nodded slowly.

"True…"

Kai spun around to face her.

"Don't tell me you actually agree with him?" he howled. Chibi Kai couldn't hold it in any longer.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The 5 teens turned to glare at the laughing Chibi.

"Yes?" growled Kai. Chibi Kai squeaked and hid behind Hilary. Max's eye twitched.

"It was…YOU!" Max launched himself at Chibi Kai.

Hilary stood still screaming, while Max chased Chibi Kai in circles around her. Tyson joined in, although he was running in the opposite direction of the other two. After a few seconds he continued his off key singing.

"…Babble, babble, bitch, bitch, rebel, rebel, party, party, sex, sex, sex and don't forget the violence, blah, blah, blah got your lovey dovey sad and lonely, stick your stupid slogan and everybody sing along…"

Kai groaned and whacked his head on a tree, before wrapping an arm around Rei. The two of them started to walk.

Tyson followed them, his singing growing louder the closer he got to them. Rei shuddered and turned to Kai.

"Can you please do something about him?" Kai frowned.

"Physical or mental?"

"BOTH!" screamed Rei as Tyson stepped up next to him. Kai grabbed Tyson's hat.

"Hey, give that back!" yelled Tyson.

"As long as you stop singing," said Kai calmly.

Tyson bit his lip. "Fine!"

"Good," said Kai. He hurled the cap as high as he could (A/N: which was pretty high). It caught on a branch near the top of a huge tree (A/N: told you it was high). Tyson let out an anguished scream, which brought Max, Hilary and Chibi Kai running.

"What's wrong?" gasped Hilary. Tyson could only gurgle as he stared horror struck at his cap.

"C'mon," snapped Kai, he and Rei moving forward again. "We're almost there."

They continued to walk. After only 15 minutes, they saw the bus.

"Yay!" shouted Hilary. She ran down the hill, glad to be out of the bush. Tyson looked back once, sobbed, then he too ran out of the cursed woodland. Chibi Kai skipped forward, but Max grabbed him by the throat.

"I am-" he said with amazing calmness. "Going to kill you!"

Kai and Rei limped into view, just in time to see Max throw Chibi Kai's life less body away from him. Max wiped the blood off his hands before jumping back into the bus, his usual hyper grin back in place.

Kai and Rei rushed as fast as they could over to Chibi Kai. He was lying face down in the dirt, but when they got nearer to him, he rolled over and winked. Rei almost had a heart attack, but Kai just chuckled and helped his younger self to his feet.

Max and Tyson (who is now wearing his spare cap and isn't singing) were playing cards in Max's room. Kenny, who had stayed at home, was working on Dizzi, and Hilary was making dinner. Kai and Rei were sitting in Kai's room, talking.

"Why didn't you freak when Max killed Chibi Kai?" asked Rei.

"He wasn't killed," Kai said. Rei rolled his eyes.

"But it looked like it," he insisted. Kai shrugged.

"Hm," was all he said. Rei sighed in defeat.

"Fine. But then, why weren't you scared when Chibi Kai opened his eyes?"

"Because he wasn't dead," Kai said, giving Rei a look as if he thought the other teen was crazy.

"But-" started Rei.

"Look," interrupted Kai. "Chibi was faking. You'll see why he did it in a while. I should know, after all. I was him, he'll become me!"

Kai was right. In two mornings time, Max woke up screaming. Chibi Kai had completed what he set out to do. Max spent 7 hours scrubbing himself clean. He was forced to burn the bed sheets as the bodily bits of the amphibians refused to be cleaned out of the covers. It really didn't help that when he opened the cupboard to get new sheets, a blood soaked Chibi Kai fell out on top of him.

Please remember to review! Sorry, I think there's a repeat in a line or something, but my laptop won't let me fix, so blah! Thanks.