kekeke, my first Golden Pair "fic". more likely it's just a small drabble I created in my mind last night, explanations will be given in the end. and the language I usually speak is Finnish, not English, so my vocalbulary is smaaaall. repeated words are annoying but no can do. and I don't think I have any need for mentioning their full names in this drabble as you all most likely know them already..

Disclaimer: If I owned Prince of Tennis, the show would rotate around the Golden Pair and their married friends Shinji+Kamio and Atobe+Jirou. Sadly it seems that I don't own tenipuri..

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"Oishi, the teacher is lying!"

Oishi blinked at the pouting Eiji, who ran towards the gate, pointing at the paper he got was flapping in the air.

"Here, see, see? He's totally unreasonable!" Oishi took the paper from him and read it.

"½ hour detention for Kikumaru Eiji. Don't write more stupid jokes in your homework."

Oishi looked up at the redhead who stared back at him with his best "don't you think so too?"-look.

"Uhm.. Eiji, what did you do this time? You didn't try to blame Momoshiro for stealing your notes and then eating them again, did you? I think the teacher has already found out that he's not your pet." Eiji glared at him.

"Nyaaaa, Ooooishi! I did my homework this time, seriously! Sensei just didn't understand my explanation.. I mean, one can be two and two can be one and that one is just half at the same time as it is two, right?"

Oishi looked confused, so Eiji decided to continue.

"See, when I'm alone I'm just a half of the one. When you're alone, you're just the other half of the one", he took Oishi's hand into his own, "together we form the Golden Pair, so we're one, but at the same time there's two people which means that we're also two. But if we're separated, we're just half of the one again, not whole one."

".. so you're half, I'm half, together we're one and two?"

"Yeah! But if I had to decide, I wouldn't want to be the one without you, so in the end we would be two, but teacher said that the right answer to that question was 4. It doesn't make any sense, nya!"

Oishi sweatdropped slightly but after a small while of thinking he grinned. "Maybe we should be three."

"... you didn't understand my point either, Ooishi." Eiji mock-pouted, but some seconds after he smiled brightly. "Nya.. okkee, three it is, then!"

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.. so, what's the point of this, you ask? Together they're the Golden Pair, which leads to people calling them as just the Golden Pair, but if they talk about the Oishi-Kikumaru -doublespair, they're talking about two different people who are just half of the one, GP. So, they're 1 + 2, which leads to 3. So, when will we get their duet-CD named THREE..? probably I'm just asking for too much.

anyway, please review if you liked it even the slightest bit! ;

Pierrot