Thanks for all you lovely people who gave me my first reviews ever! 3 made me happy happy. I'll write more author notes in the end of this drabble. sorry for the bad english once again, still ain't my natural language.

Pairings: "Hinted" Golden Pair (you know it ain't just a hint when I'm involved), and some sick kind of hinted Fuji/Inui that I'm not going to talk about - Fuji/Eiji -friendship

Warnings: craaacky craaack. helloIhavenobrainbutagoodbuttandalovelyboyfriend!Eiji. secret POV. sick author. talking about sex. even though that was the only time I wrote the actual word in this fic. pfft.

Disclaimer: if I owned 'em, Fuji would be the king of universe. and even if he already is, that doesn't mean I own them. but I own a feverish head, 38 degrees. I win.

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".. Fuji, I think I'm pregnant."

There is some things in this universe that occur just once in a century, or things that occur more often but are still so rare or dangerous that not many people will stay alive long enough to tell about them.

Fuji Syuusuke choking on his drink was one of these things - it occured very very rarely, and usually nobody was brave enough to comment about it later. Or wasn't alive enough to do so.

That moment, when Eiji had slumped down to sit next to his best friend and splurted that out with a defeated, almost depressing-sounding tone, was one of those moments when things like that did happen.

"E-eiji, what do you mean?" were the words Fuji managed to say after he had finished coughing and got his breathing stabilized and his usual smile back on his face. Lucky guy, that one Kikumaru Eiji was.

"Well.. we had that lesson about human biology today, right? And.. uh.. y-you remember that how the teacher said how there's.. 87 or so change of getting pregnant if.. i-if you don't use any protection when.. uh.."

Even though Fuji wasn't as toast-like as Tezuka, he didn't show too many.. well, normal feelings that often, at least not so many times in a row without the test animal dying soon after. This was the second time that day when he snapped his eyes open to glare at his friend (A/N: you don't want to know the first time -sweatdrop-).

"What are you getting at?" Even if Fuji's freezing blue eyes were open and gave all their attention to the furiously blushing boy sitting next to him, the boy didn't show any marks of getting disturbed by it more than by the topic they were discussing about.

"Uh.. we-well.. it's not that I'm blaming O-oishi for doing it.. i-it's not like I didn't like it.. but.. but.. well, my mom would never let me keep the baby! I'm not going to ask Oishi's mom if she'd let us grow it, either, because then she'd probably freak out even though she's always so nice and kind and oishi-like and.. do you think it would be possible to just.. uh.. come and live at your place until our parents will forgive us? I think your family would understand.. at least Yumiko would.."

One of the things rarely seen was the way Fuji made a handgesture that he used on his own head - he slapped himself slightly and sighed. It was his turn to sound defeated.

"Eiji, I don't think you need to do anything like that, since there's no way you'd get pregnant -- and Inui, please, I think you have better things to do than listening to us. It's starting to make me slightly annoyed if you know what I mean. Could you just.. do something else. Eiji is embarrassed enough without having you listening."

.. well, it was worth it. Ii data...

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... yes, it was written from Inui's POV. Yes, at 1:30 am. Yes, while I'm having a fever and headache. And yes, I think it was worth getting up in the middle of the night just to get this out of my head. XD

Actually this is based of a conversation I had with one of my friends some weeks ago - he was sleeping in class and only heard that part where teacher said that there's very big change to get pregnant from the first time and he was freaking out. and as most of my male friends aren't all that straight and as I am kind of sarcastic.. -snicker- Oh, Fuji, I can relate.

.. and sorry for all the traumas this may have given you, my writings sometimes cause that. I just enjoy writing strange POVs and strange conversations that make Eiji seem more idiotic than he is - just blame the doujins I've been reading, 'k? helloIhavenobrainbutagoodbuttandalovelyboyfriend!Eiji is like a disease, really. once you get it, you can't get rid of it and you'll probably die from it sooner or later anyway. I'm also scared of the way this fic seems like Fuji/Inui to me (why do you think he let Inui stay there for so long!) and how evil Fuji is every time I write him. x.x; probably because I write him as if I was writing myself, sarcasm is something I'll never get rid of. So are these long long author notes. sorry. Well, zannen muunen mata raishuu - please review, too. I'd also like to hear if you'd want to see more fics written by me that have Fuji in them - to tell the truth; I love writing him. I love writing him and Eiji. also tell me if you don't want me to write him so that I can do against your wishes.

-Pierrot