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3rd CHAPTER! Hope you like it! Oh yeah and by the way! Yes I am aware it is spelled 'faux' instead of 'fo' but I didn't want to confuse anyone cause at first glance 'faux' looks alike it's pronounced 'fox'. So yes I do know how to spell! I just choose not to! ;)
The four titans sat around the portal. Star was sitting on a nearby rock still cuddling Mr. Snuggles. Robin was inspecting the portal and Beast Boy and Raven were sitting on the ground trying to think up a way to get out to no avail.
Raven tried to shit herself into a comfortable position considering her hurt leg. Blood was still stinging on the scratch but since it was covered by her cloak it wasn't visible. She tried to lean to her left but it just made it sting even more. She flinched. Beast Boy noticed.
"Hey Rae, you ok?" asked Beast Boy.
"I'm fine." lied Raven in her usual monotone.
(A/N- Ok her comes the humor!)
"Yeah Bee I'm telling ya all they do is talk yap, yap, yap, blah, blah, blah it's so BORING!" said Cyborg laughing in his cell phone. He was sitting in front of a huge monitor with his fellow titan's doings being shown on it. (A/N- I guess you know who put them there huh?) "Sheesh," said Cy," don't they realize I put them there to 'bond'? C'mon it's right in front of their faces!" He took a sip of his King sized, blue raspberry slurpie with a bendy straw.
"Did I here a slurp?" asked Bee accusingly.
"Um…maybe…"
"YOU GOT SLURPIES! AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME!"
"I'm sorry baby."
"Listen when I told you I wanted 'ice' I didn't mean jewelry. I meant the GOOD STUFF!"
"But baby didn't you like the diamond earrings I got you for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah sure I did, Sparky. But still nothing beats a king sized, green apple cold one with a BENDY STRAW!"
"Listen how 'bout you come over and watch my personal 'America's Funniest Home Viewed Titans'?"
"…"
"I'll get you slurpies…"
"Well in that case! See you in ten Sparky!"
Meanwhile…
The titans were very boredly searching for a way back when all of a sudden someone broke the silence…
"I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves…" sang Beast Boy.
"Beast Boy…" warned Raven.
"…everybody's nerves…"
"Beast Boy I'm trying to think."
"…everybody's nerves…"
"Yes you're on my nerves so shove it!"
"…Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves…"
"Damnit (A/N- that and like one other curse word is the only reason it's rated T) Beast Boy shut or I'll make you shut up!"
"…and this is how it goes…"
"Beast Boy so help me I will…"
"…Oh…" but that's as far as Beast Boy got before Raven clapped a hand over his mouth to silence him.
"Be-Quiet," she snapped, "understand?"
Beast Boy nodded quickly.
"Or else I'll send you to another dimension," she said. And to prove it conjured a black aura…or at least tried to. "Hey my powers don't work here!" she said removing her hand from Beast Boy's mouth.
Beast Boy smiled happily and picked up where he left off, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves…"
Raven groaned. This was going to be a long day.
So what do you think! I know it was short but the next ones are longer!