Colette and the (not Seven) Five Gnomelettes
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Tales of Symphonia.
Cherry-sama: Hi! This is a little fic that I put together and…yeah!
Lloyd: That's all you're gonna say? You're not very interesting…
Cherry-sama: Shut up Lloyd or I'm giving the main guy part to ZELOS!
Zelos: Say something Lloyd!
Cherry-sama: And Zelos, if YOU say ANYTHING about me being your hunnie…
Zelos: Don't worry about my little angel. (insert heart here)
Cherry-sama: WHAT DID I SAY?
Zelos: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (starts hitting Zelos on the head with a broom)
Zelos: ow ow ow ow ow OW OW!
Lloyd: …please read the story…
Once upon a time, in a far away kingdom, there lived a young princess named Colette Brunelle. She was so nice that the townsfolk thought that she was related to angels, so decided to call her the Chosen one. Now she did not rule the kingdom at all, being too young to rule, the ruler was the queen that wasn't related to the princess. Her name was Queen Yggdrasill.
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"WHAAAAATTTTTTTTT! I RESENT THAT!" Yggdrasill yelled.
"But Yggdrasill…" Cherry-sama said.
"No buts! I appreciate that you think I'm hot and all, but I refuse to play the part of a female in this story!" Yggdrasill complained.
"FINE. I'll change it to king. Just keep to the script." Cherry-sama said.
"Fine."
(Back to the main story)
Now one day the Quee—I mean King went to his magic mirror and asked…
"Um…(looks at script) Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?" Yggdrasill asked the magic mirror.
Shortly the mirror replied…
"Um…this feels awkward…Um…Let's see…(looks at script)" Yuan stalled.
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"What kind of short reply was that? You didn't even tell him who the fairest one of all was!" Cherry-sama nagged.
"You only gave us two minutes to learn our lines!" Yuan complained.
"Keep that up and I won't give you the leading male part of Sleeping Beauty!" Cherry-sama informed.
"Erp! Um…Colette Brunelle!" Yuan jolted.
"That's better."
(back to main story)
Naturally Quee—I mean King, Yggdrasill was jealous of the beauty of the Princess, so he decided to—
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"Jealous of her beauty! Why would I be jealous of that!" Yggdrasill complained
"If you were a Queen then it would all fit together."
"I would only want her for Martel's Vessel!" Yggdrasil complained.
"Fine! You can want her for Martel's Vessel then!"
"Good."
(back to main story made)
So anyways, King Yggdrasill wanted to make the pretty Princess Colette Brunelle (try saying that ten times fast!)into Martel's Vessel. But he didn't want his actions to be suspected so he sent the Princess to pick flowers. And very surreptitiously, he set up an ambush for the young girl to have a Cruxis Crystal put on her. So by the flower patch, near the woods…
"La la la la la! (insert musical note here)" Colette sang.
When all of a sudden an assassin jumped out of the woods, ready to kill the Chosen one!
"Are you the Chosen of the Kingdom over there?" Sheena the assassin asked pointing at Colette's Kindom.
"I'm not sure, there are 34 kingdoms in the direction you indicated, but if you mean kindom #59, then yes, I am. Would you like to help me pick flowers?" Colette asked, showing Sheena a flower.
"…um…PREPARE TO DIE!" Sheena threatened.
The assassin ran towards the Chosen Princess ready to strike and kill the girl. But she was very unfortunate. You see, there was a lever behind the Princess and being the innocent klutz we all know and love, she fell on it. This was the first time Colette saw what it did. It was a trapdoor for a secret passage! Amazingly the dangerous assassin was over the hole! And reacting to the forces of gravity, the assassin fell in. Then the famed wise wizard of Kingdom # 45 appeared to talk to the princess.
"Oh wise wizard, is she okay?" Colette asked.
Then he replied with all of his wise wisdom.
"(insert boring, long, and junky explanation on gravity 9.81)" Genis explained.
"What does that mean?" Colette asked.
"It means that you need to study gravity more. -cough- I mean, it means that she did live." Genis interpreted, "But that's not why I'm here, I'm here to tell you that I want to move to kingdom #59 because some person egged my house while I was on vacation, and your kingdom seems to be full of nicer people."
"Ohhh…Okay." Colette sighed.
The random wise wizard disappeared (we assume to Kingdom #59) as the dangerous assassin jumped out of the hole, ready to continue her pursuit. The innocent Chosen one asked…
"Why do you want to kill me?" Colette asked sincerely.
The assassin just stood there apparently in aw and deep thought. Then after two hours of just standing there she spoke.
"The good Quee—King Yggdrasill wants to make you Martel's Vessel!" the assassin finally said.
The Princess gasped. Not because she was to become Martel's Vessel or that Yggdrasill had betrayed her, but because in the background a squirrel had fallen out of a tree. So the assassin made the princess run into the forest for protection.
Cherry-sama: I hoped you liked my story (so far).
Colette: Poor squirrel…
Zelos: Don't worry Colette. I think it appreciates my favorite hunnie's concern.
Cherry-sama: (gets mad)
Zelos: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (hits Zelos over the head with mop)
Zelos: I wasn't, ow, referring to, ow, you.
Colette: Why is Cherry-sama mad?
Sheena: It's hard to explain…
Lloyd: Please review…