Chapter 2
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Cherry-sama: Hi Welcome to another chapter of Colette and the Five Gnomelettes!
Yuan: You know, this won't be as good as the Disney version…
Cherry-sama: O.O You've watched it?
Yuan: Not yet…
Cherry-sama: Would you like to see it?
Yuan: ...Not really…
Lloyd: What has this got to do with the fic?
Cherry-sama: Ack! Lloyd, when did you get here?
Lloyd: Just now…
Yuan: (walks away)
Zelos: (walks in)
Cherry-sama: This is supposed to be a boring interview with Yuan and me here! (grabs Zelos thinking he's Yuan)
Zelos: (thinks of plan)
Lloyd: Um…Cherry-sama…?
Cherry-sama: Let Me Finish! Why do you have to come butting in-
Zelos: (puts arm around Cherry-sama) Yeah! You disturbed me and my hunnie!
Cherry-sama: (realizes that it's Zelos, not Yuan) Zelos? Is that you?
Zelos: Yep.
Cherry-sama: HOW DARE YOU! (hits Zelos over the head with a baseball bat)
Zelos: ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW!
Lloyd: Please read the story…
Where we last left our little Princess, she was pushed into the forest to keep her from becoming Martel's Vessel…
Now Colette was not very keen in her sense of diction, so she found herself lost in the forest even thought she was right beside the entrance and there was a paved path. But she happened to think about where she needed go, away from there. She only thought it was logical that she would go towards the place she had a feeling to go towards. The only flaw of the plan was that she wasn't going to be on the path, but rather into thick, prickly bushes. But she went that way anyways because she thought that if she had went on the path then she would be walking on places where trees had stood before, doing so, she would feel bad for the trees. Now, after she had made up her mind, she continued onward into the bushes that would rip all of her clothes. But she was happy all the same even though she was getting very bad cuts and bruises.
At last she came towards something very new and peculiar that she had never seen before. Well…she didn't really see it…she rather fell into it. It was a hole. It was very large and enormous and if she hadn't stepped into it she would not have known it was there. But she found it nevertheless and this exciting discovery was discovered. Now Colette would have rejoiced about the discovery if she wasn't falling into it. But then Colette thought of a brilliant idea. What if she found out what was down this large and enormous hole? Then she would make another brilliant discovery to rejoice about. She just couldn't resist! She immediately let go, after all, two discoveries is much better then just one and not be able to rejoice about it. Who could resist? I know I could.
"Wheeeeeeee…"
She awoke in the middle of a garden in the middle of the forest. Though this was odd Colette decided to rejoice for the two amazingly and fascinating discoveries! But with whom? Surely she wouldn't rejoice by herself. So she decided not to stay at the spot she was at, but to find someone to rejoice with. So begins her epic adventure. Not that it hadn't already started but that another epic adventure had REstarted at this point.
After a long, exhausting hour, she found something. Not that the journey was horrible, it just wasn't the thing that the Princess was used to. Anyways, the Princess found a small cottage. It was very nice and the princess really would have wanted to stay there for the night, after all, she was getting sleepy. But unfortunately for her, it was about the size of a dollhouse. When all of a sudden, one of the owners came out of it. He welcomed her with a simple question.
"Whaddya want, you loser!" Gnomelette #1 demanded.
Simply the innocent Princess answered…
"I'm the princess of the Kingdom right outside the forest." Colette answered sweetly.
"There are 92 Kingdoms on the edge of this forest!" The Gnomelette noted. "Which one is yours!"
"Ohhh dear. I forget."
"Get outta here, you loser! We don't want you here!"
"I will but I need to spend the night here so I can continue on my epic adventure!"
"Fine! Over there is the big people cottage!" Gnomelette #1 said pointing towards a bigger, but identical, cottage.
"Thank you." Colette, remembering her manners, replied. Now Colette was very lucky to have a big, nice cottage like that one, so she decided to thank the little creatures in the morning.
Meanwhile in Kingdom #59 King Yggdrasill was getting to be very mad, after all, Martel's Vessel had gone running, or rather, got pushed into the large forest.
"Where is the little brat!" King Yggdrasill yelled at his top scholar.
She replied…
"We don't know your highness." Raine replied.
"What kind of top scholar are you?" King Yggdrasill asked.
She replied with the well know truth…
"I got the position of top scholar by winning the lottery and donating it all to the Scholar Association or the S.A. as we've come to know them." Raine replied honestly.
"Well find out where she is or-" Yggdrasill demanded.
But Raine very rudely interrupted him…
"Oooooo!" she exclaimed staring at a nearby pillar. Quickly she ran over to it and examined it.
The king was left speechless at the sight of his top scholar ignoring him, HIM of all people!
"This must predate back to 4000 years ago! And right here on the side says 'Latest fashion from the Welgaia Company, 4000 BC!'" Raine observed.
Before Colette
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"I told you that you should get the newer model…" Yuan noted, or rather, the magic mirror.
"Shhhhhhh!" Yggdrasill warned.
"Hey! That wasn't in the script!" Cherry-sama complained.
(back to main storyline)
Now by this point the King was getting very mad…
"If you don't find the Chosen I won't let you study it!" King Yggdrasill warned.
"GASP! You wouldn't dare!" Raine gasped.
"Oh, yes I would."
"Okay then, where is she?" Raine asked stupidly.
"That's what I was asking you!"
"Oh yes, now I remember."
"Well then… GET TO IT!" King Yggdrasill yelled.
As the head scholar was being kicked out of the castle of Kingdom #59, Princess Colette found out another thing! It was that there were some extra clothes in the bigger and identical cottage. This was prefect, now she could continue on her epic adventure in fashionable clothes and high-heels which she would most likely sprain her ankle with!
"In the morning, I must thank the little people who gave me these very fashionable high-heels that I'll most likely break/sprain/kill my ankles with," she said getting into a big-person's bed.
Cherry-sama: That's Chapter 2!
Gnomelette #1: Hey you losers!
Gnomelette #3: You've got the face of: "This was pretty weird story with a bunch of weirdoes in it, now this little weirdo is telling me this odd explanation, but then again, this story was really funny so I guess I should review telling Cherry-sama it was really good even though it's not the truth."
Lloyd: What kind of face is that?
Cherry-sama: And whatddaya mean 'not the truth'?
Kratos: He's saying that the story really sucked.
Zelos: And he's got a point there…
Cherry-sama: HOW DARE YOU!
Zelos: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (starts whapping Zelos over the head with a crowbar)
Kratos: Is it just me, or are the things Cherry-sama are using to beat up Zelos getting more andmorepainful…
Lloyd: Hey…you're right…
Zelos: ow ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW!
Kratos: And don't die Lloyd…
Lloyd: What are you talking about?
Kratos: Don't end up like Zelos…
Zelos: What's that, ow, suspost to mean?
Kratos: Please review…
Lloyd: Hey that's my job, Dad!