Chapter 3
Thank you...
StrawberryEggs: Yes this fic is not as insane as Tales of Reversia, but you like it right?
crazyart: OOOOoooo! Pie! Me loves pie! Is it Cherry pie? Cherry pie is my favorite! And Cherries are my favorite fruit! (I should add that to my profile...)
Anyways... Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia or Snowhite and the 7 dwarves. But I may bribe Namco with Cherries! But what if they don't like Cherries? O.o Anyways...
Cherry-sama: Hi, welcome to Chapter 3 of Colette and the 7 Gnomelettes!
Colette: Isn't it 5 Gnomelettes?
Cherry-sama: Oh…Yeah, sorry about that!
Genis: That's sad… You can't remember the name of your own fic…
Cherry-sama: Shut up Genis. Do you want to be the main part of Cinderella or not!
Genis: Yes…
Zelos: Then Quiet Brat!
Cherry-sama: You have NO right to talk to Genis that way!
Zelos: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (hits Zelos over the head with Botta's sword)
Botta: Hey!
Raine: Is it just me or is she always beating up on Zelos in the intro/ending of each Chapter?
Genis: Not just you…
Lloyd: Hey you're right!
Zelos: ow ow ow owOW OW OW OW
Colette and Lloyd: Please read the story.
Zelos: What? ow, So I don't, ow, matter? T.T
Where we last left our little Princess, she was going to bed. But we're looking at Kingdom #59 instead. The head scholar had found a way to help find the Chosen…
"Your Highness, I believe I found a way to help find the Chosen!" Raine reported.
"How?" said the very un-amused King.
"Do you know that one old saying?"
"Birds of a feather, flock together?"
"No not that one."
"A rose by any other name, smells the same?"
"No! It's hard to hit a moving target! That one. Well if the princess keeps on moving around we wont be able to catch her."
"Don't be so negative!" Yggdrasill protested.
"Well if we stop the target it will be easier, correct?"
"What's your point?"
"I found this one spell that can only make the victim stay in one square kilometer!"
"Good."
"Now can I study the pillar?"
"Not until you cast the spell."
"Fine. Alacazoo!"
Fine bits of magic swirled around its caster then out the window! Towards its victim! (dramatic music plays)
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"Auuuuuggghhhh! You got some of that stupid powder/magic stuff in my eyes!" Yggdrasill yelled, rubbing his eyes, "I can't see! Medic!"
"Erp! Sorry..." Raine apologized.
Then a medical team came and carried Yggdrasill away. Half an hour later, he came back, with swollen red eyes, but other than that, he was fine (for the most part).
(Back to the main story)
"Now?"
"Fine! Go ahead and study it!"
"YES!" Raine whispered and ran towards the pillar.
"Wait…"
"Hmm?" Raine replied turning to face Yggdrasill.
"Is there any way to break the spell?"
"Only two ways…"
"Which are?"
"For me to lift the spell or true love's first kiss…both very unlikely to happen."
"Ahh…Continue."
Now this was about the Princess usually woke up but because of the spell she slept for 5 more minutes…
"Good morning sunshine." Colette yawned in greeting as she woke up.
Today was the day that she was going to continue her epic adventure! She was very excited. She packed up some clothes and headed out the door. She decided to go over to the Gnomelettes; after all, they did help her on her journey. So she went to the dollhous—I mean, little cottage. She politely knocked on the door and it opened.
"Whaddaya want you loser!" Gnomelette #4 demanded.
"I wanted to thank you guys for letting me stay at the cottage."
"Oohhh…Shucks missy…" Gnomelette #4 said trying very hard not to blush.
"Anyways I'm going now, so bye!"
And with that Colette ran off into the woods, or should I say, tried to. When she was just about to enter the forest she hit something. She couldn't tell what it was because she couldn't see it. So she tried to go around it, but the same thing happened. It was almost as if someone had put up an invisible wall. So she went back to the Gnomelette to ask about it.
"Sir? Did you put up an invisible wall?"
"Nope, lady."
"But I hit one over there." Colette said pointing to where the wall was.
"Here, show me!"
So Colette showed the Gnomelette the wall.
"Right here." Colette said banging her fist on the wall.
"Hmm…" Said the Gnomelette walking right through the wall. "That's odd."
The Gnomelette went behind Colette and tried pushing her through, but his efforts were wasted because he only accomplished squishing her against the wall. Then he finally said…
"This is magic here, missy. Looks like you can't get out."
"But I have an epic adventure to embark on! I must to continue!"
"Well let's see if my brother could solve this…Little brother!"
Out came another Gnomelette, just as short as Gnomelette #1 and #4, but this one had a staff in his hand.
"Whaddya want?" Gnomelette #5 asked.
"This missy wants to continue on her 'epic adventure', but she can't get by because of some magical force."
The Gnomelette raised his staff, and by doing so, he reveled a mark on Colette's forehead.
"?" Colette said dumbstruck by a mark appearing on her forehead.
"She has the Kilometerus Curseus."
"Pardon?" Colette asked as the mark disappeared.
"He said you have the curse that only allows you to walk around in one square kilometer." Gnomelette # 4 explained.
"Ohh…Looks like I'm stuck here…" Colette said stating the obvious.
"Looks like you must live here for the rest of your days."
"But I'm wanted for Martel's Vessel, if I stay here they'll find me!"
"Well, little brother, is there any way to cure this curse?"
The little brother replied in his high-pitched voice.
"The only ways are: for the caster to break the curse, or true love's fist kiss." Gnomelette #5 said in a high pitch.
"Let's see…You, missy!"
"Yes?" Colette replied.
"Do you love any of us?" Gnomelette #4 asked.
The princess was left speechless. She wanted to ask 'What, there are more of you?' or 'Why is it always true love's first kiss?' but she replied, not wanting to hurt their feelings…
"No, not really…" Colette replied.
"Then we must take care of ya! Alrighty boys, we have a new person living with us only but she can't get her own food. " Gnomelette #4 called to the dollhous—I mean, cottage.
Then 3 other Gnomelettes came out of the cottage…
Cherry-sama: That's the end of this Chapter!
Colette: Say, Cherry-sama?
Cherry-sama: Yes?
Colette: Why are you always beating up on Zelos?
Cherry-sama: Because he's a perv.
Colette: Any other reasons?
Cherry-sama: Yep, cause it's fun! You should try it.
Colette: But I might hurt him…
Cherry-sama: I'm not the only one who thinks that, right Sheena?
Sheena: Yep!
Zelos: Hey…Sheena…
Sheena: QUIET ZELOS!
Zelos: uh-oh…
Sheena: (starts hitting Zelos on the head with celery)
Zelos: ow ow ow OW OW OW!
Cherry-sama: Way ta go, Sheena!
Zelos: At least this doesn't hurt as Cherry-sama…
Lloyd: Please review…