Chapter 4
Thank you...
StrawberryEggs: Yes it is and this is craziererererer... You get the point! Anyways...
Why did I only get one reveiw? Is this not funny? Did I offend somebody? Anyways...
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia, for if I did, I would make everybody in the game LOOOOVVVVVVVEEEEE Cherries! Ahem. Anyways...
Cherry-sama: Hi and welcome to another chapter of Colette and the 5 Gnomelettes!
Presea: Wahoo.
Colette: Why is Presea in the 'Dream Worker' costume?
Cherry-sama: Shhhh! They might hear you!
Colette: Who?
Cherry-sama: The readers!
Presea: Loople-Do.
Colette: So what part does Presea have in this story?
Cherry-sama: Currently-none. But she plays the main male part in Cinderella.
Colette: Male? O.o
Yggdrasill: She has a habit of giving boys, girls' parts and girls, boys' parts.
Cherry: I DO NOT! I only give the people the parts that best fit them.
Yggdrasill:…right…
Presea: Wahoo.
Colette: Wahoo! Wahoo!
Presea: Wahoo. Wahoo. Wahoo.
Lloyd: Please read this fic…
When we last left our little princess, she had fallen under the Kilometerus Curseus and is now trapped at that cottage and can't get out unless she falls in love with one of the Gnomelettes and kisses one. Which will be very unlikely.
"WHADDYA MEAN UNLIKELY!" the Gnomelette gang yelled at the narrator's ear, rendering her temporarily deaf, seeing as they have very loud (but high-pitched) voices from yelling at one another...
Owchie... Loud...Anyways. The princess saw 3 more Gnomelettes get out of the cottage…
"Well missy if your gonna live here then you might as well know our names." Gnomelette #4 announced. "I'm Grouchy. This is Grumpy,"
"Right here!" said Gnomelette #2/Grumpy.
"Cranky,"
"Yep-yep." said Gnomelette #3/Cranky.
"Angry,"
"Not at your service." said Gnomelette #5/Angry. This time he didn't have his staff.
"And this is Big Brother!"
"I'm the oldest." said Gnomelette #1/Big Brother.
"What's your name, missy?" Gnomelette #4 asked Colette.
"Colette Brunelle. But you guys can call me Colette! "
"Alright, Missy Colette…Not so hard to remember…"
"Okay so the names are: Big Brother, Grumpy, Cranky, Grouchy, and Angry," she summarized. "Okay! I think I got it!"
"Gnomelette Vow #7: If you can remember the names, your stupid!"
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"There are Gnomelette Vows! O.o" Lloyd gasped.
"Yep." said Big Brother.
"Wow! That's cool! " said Colette.
"Gnomelette Vow #1: If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all!"
"O.o"
"That explains why they were always rude…" Lloyd said.
(back to the main storyline)
"Now Missy Colette, we're gonna get food so don't let anybody near you and if you can't stop them, remember Gnomelette Vow #4069!" Angry demanded.
"Which is?" Colette asked.
"Never brush your teeth with a sponge!"
"O-okay… "
"Bye!" Angry greeted as all the Gnomelettes left her there.
Just as they left the Princess, a blond boy that looked like a girl (and the authoress thought he was a girl until the author found out his name) came near the Chosen.
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"WHAT! WHEN YOU FIRST SAW ME YOU THOUGHT I WAS A GIRL!" Mithos protested.
"Only when you'rein little boy mode…" Cherry-sama noted.
"That's sad…" Zelos said.
"Not so fast, Zelos. I thought you were a girl when you were on the cover of Tales of Symphonia"
Zelos was left speechless as Mithos was snickering at him.
(back to main storyline)
"Hi! My name is Mithos! I sell beautiful parasitic handcrafted necklaces called Cruxis Crysta—I mean Cruxis Crystamaticonelocan! (It's a popular brand name.)" Mithos said to Colette, "Would you like to try some on?"
"Okay!"
So Colette decided to totally ignore the advice on the sponge and try on some necklaces.
"This is the latest fashion in Kingdom #67."
"Oooo!" Colette said as she put on a necklace. But it was too big.
"How about this one? It's the best from Kingdom #59!" Mithos said taking out a Cruxis Crystal.
"Oohh! I like this one." Colette said as she put on the Cruxis Crystal.
Colette put it on and immediately became as still as a statue!
"You better like it, because you're going to have it on the rest of your life! MWAHAHAHAHA!" Mithos said while doing his very scary laugh.
And with that, King Yggdrasill turned back to his original self and grabbed Colette. Then he walked out of the forest with Colette, or should I say, TRIED to.
"That stupid scholar, she forgot to deactivate the curse. Now I'll have to go all the way up the hole and tell her to deactivate it…" Yggdrasill grumbled.
He set Colette down and went back into the forest, muttering rude words under his breath that would make the Gnomelettes seem like innocent little fluffy things…
Just then the Gnomelettes came back, with lots of food. Angry saw Colette standing there and knew something was wrong. He ran over to Colette as the others followed…
"Something is wrong with Missy Colette!" Angry stated to the others pointing his staff at her, accidentally whacking her nose.
"How do ya know, Angry?" Cranky asked being the first to come over.
"I know cause her eyeses are RED (or pink but what's the difference?)!" Angry yelled pointing at Colette's red/pink eyes.
When all of a sudden Angry heard a faint whisper saying "Wow! You guys have strong voices!" and it sounded like Colette!
"Wait!" Angry said raising his finger for silence. "I think I can hear Missy Colette!"
Angry heard another voice like the one before saying "You can hear me? I'm so happy!"
Now Colette was indeed speaking to Angry but Angry was the only one that could hear her. So Angry was the only one that heard the little story of being tricking into wearing the necklace. But the other Gnomelettes looked at him thinking he was crazy. Finally Angry said to them…
"She didn't try using the advice I gave her," Angry said.
"Was it Gnomelette Vow #4069?" Big Brother asked.
"What else would it be! Gnomelette Vow #1000000000: Never eat a toilet plunger?" Angry asked/yelled.
The five Gnomelettes decided to find a way to break the spell…
But meanwhile at Kingdom #59…
"-huff, huff- Finally… made it… back!" King Yggdrasill huffed as he when into the castle with tattered clothes and a very beaten up stick which he was clinging to for dear life.
"Have fun?" Ranie asked looking almost the opposite of the King. "Where's the Princess Chosen?"
"She's-huff- getting ice cream…"
"Really? I thought you wouldn't let do that."
"OF COURSE NOT!" Yggdrasill yelled at his head scholar. "YOU FORGOT TO LIFT THE CURSE!"
"Ohhh…So that's why you're here…"
"NOW LIFT THE CURSE!" Yggdrasill demanded.
"But how do you know that the Princess will not escape?"
"Ummm…because she's under the influence of the Cruxis Crystal?"
"But she has little folk taking care of her, how do you know that they won't help her escape?" (How did she find out about them? O.o)
The King was left speechless because not only did he not know the answer, he was out smarted by his top scholar! Finally he said…
"Why don't you come with me and when we get there, you'll break the curse!"
Now this time it was the scholar that was left speechless. She didn't know whether or not to say yes or no. When the king picked out two leaves and a twig out of his hair. Finally she said…
"Only if you let me study the whole castle!"
"FINE! Be that way!"
"I am being that way!" Raine retorted back.
Cherry-sama: That's Chapter 4!
Lloyd: How many Gnomelette Vows are there?
Angry: 1 000 000 000.
Lloyd: O.o Um… Name the most poplar.
Angry: Gnomelette Vow #1: If you don't have anything mean to say don't say anything at all!
Lloyd: O.o Ummm…. Hey, um, do you know where the washroom is?
Cranky: In the big people cottage.
Lloyd: There's only a girls washroom in there…
Grumpy: Gnomelette Vow #2 097 890: Always use the girls washroom, even if you're a guy! (It's cleaner.)
Lloyd: O.O
Zelos: Ooooo! I like these guys!
Cherry-sama: Zelos!
Zelos: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (hit's over the head with Yuan's weapon)
Yuan: Hey!
Zelos: ow ow ow OW OW OW!
Yuan: Please review…
Lloyd: Hey! Stop stealing my job!