Chapter 5 (WARNING! Sudden Ending! Like in the Disney Version! Or was it sudden?)
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Gena346: Here is the last chapter! I hope all of my reveiwers like it as much as the others!
StrawberryEggs: Yes the first one does make sense! Why? Because it does! If someone is able to come up with all the other Gnomelette vows then I will be impressed! I don't mind if it takes 20 years! But I will get bored after 30 years.
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia but if I did then I would make myself one of the characters!
Genis: That would be scary...
Cherry-sama: Quiet!
Cherry-sama: Hi! This is the last and a funny/romantic Chapter!
Colette: And this Chapter we get a visitor form outer space!
Lloyd: O.o A visitor from outer space?
Cherry-sama: Yep!
Zelos: Is it hot? (is hopeful)
Cherry-sama: It's a guy…
Zelos: …Well I still got my two blond hunnies!
Cherry-sama: (gets mad)
Zelos: uh-oh…
Cherry-sama: (hits Zelos over the head with a Gnomlette)
Grumpy: ow ow ow OW OW OW!
Colette: Please review!
Lloyd: No, it's please read the story.
Colette: Oh. Okay! Please read the fic!
Lloyd: Close enough…
Where we last left our Princess, she had become under the influence of the Cruxis Crystal and the Gnomelettes: Big Brother, Grumpy, Cranky, Grouchy, and Angry were trying to find a way to save the Princess before Yggdrasill came back to get her.
But the Gnomelettes had a problem. They couldn't get help because the King might get back. They can't take her away from there because the curse wouldn't let them. And can't fight the king because he's too strong… What were they supposed to do?
"What are we suppose to do?" Cranky asked.
"Don't ask me!" remarked Grouchy.
Then Big brother got an idea…
"Hey! I got an idea!" Big Brother exclaimed. "How 'bout we bury her in the ground and dig her up once they leave!"
"Good idea!" Angry said.
"And how bout we put sink holes around where we have her!"
"Good, now let's get started!" Big Brother ordered.
Now Gnomelettes are very fast compared to their size. Within 5 minutes they had buried Colette and made sure she could breath. Then Raine and Yggdrasill came along.
"Where is she?" Raine asked.
"I don't know. Find Her!" Yggdrasill demanded.
"Okay, okay…" Raine said holding her hands up. "Let's ask these guys"
"Fine. Do you know where a girl with blond hair is?"
"Umm…." Cranky stalled.
"Yeah, there are lotsa girls we've seen with blond hair, like yours! Which one?" Angry answered.
"Um… One named Colette Brunelle." Raine said.
"Ooohhh…Her…" said Grumpy.
"If you want to see her go in here," Big Brother said opening a trapdoor in the ground.
At that moment Raine plunged inside and the trapdoor closed on her, maybe that's why it's called a trapdoor. Yggdrasill was stunned at how smart these guys were so he decided to…
"TELL ME WHERE SHE IS OR ELSE!" Yggdrasill threatened.
"Okay, okay." said Angry holding up his hands.
"Here," said Big Brother opening two more trapdoors.
Now Yggdrasill didn't know which one to choose… He could choose the wrong one…but then he thought of a plan…
"Show me the correct one!" he demanded.
"Here," said Big Brother closing the left one.
"Keep The Left One Open!" Yggdrasill yelled as he plunged toward it.
As soon as he went in it, it snapped shut on him. He fell for it. Yggdrasill had not considered that there was a fourth door. Just as Big Brother opened the door for the fourth one a handsome, young, attractive prince came riding inon his green and white dog.
(Meanwhile, behind the scenes, where weird actions are taking place…)
"ZELOS GET OUT OF LLOYD'S COSTUME!" Cherry-sama yelled at a very unattractive, redheaded male.
"But aren't I the part of the Prince?" Zelos asked.
"No, Lloyd is." Cherry-sama stated.
"Then what part do I get in this story?"
"You get the part of the Crazy Psychopath that is invited to the party, now GET OUT OF LLOYD'S COSTUME!"
"Okay, okay…"
(back to main storyline)
"Umm…(looks at script) I heard there was a Princess around here. I need to give her a late Birthday Present…" Lloyd said to the Gnomelettes.
"Okay, you loser! She's right down here," Angry said pointing to the trapdoor that was in front of them.
"Ummm… Okay…"
So they went down the hole. As soon as they all made it down, the door snapped shut. The pathway was made out of dirt as well for the walls and roof. After walking a few meters they found Colette. She was inside a glass container with a hole for breathing though. She was lying down on a padded bed made in the glass container. (See how fast these guys work?)
"We couldn't get her out of the area because she has the Kilometerus Curseus placed upon her," said Grouchy.
"The Kilowet—what?" asked a very under educated prince.
"It's a curse that disables you from leaving the area," Angry explained. "The only thing s that can break it are: the caster to break it or true love's first kiss."
"Wanna give it a try, loser?" Big Brother asked.
"O.o Um…okay…" Lloyd said blushing VERY hard.
And with that, Lloyd bent down and kissed her…on the cheek…
"NO, YOU LOSER! On the lips! Or are you too chicken?" Cranky asked.
"N—no not at all…" Lloyd said blushing twice as hard (if that's possible).
And with that, he kissed her…for a split second…
"LONGER!" Grumpy demanded.
"-gulp- Oka—okay…" Lloyd said blushing three times as hard (how hard can this guy blush? O.o).
And with that, he kissed her, longer then before, and this one was just right.
"The—there!" Lloyd said still very red from the kiss.
Nothing happened…or should I say, nothing happened that they saw. Right above the surface…
The wall turned into a visible, but transparent form. Then one small crack appeared and started to spread. Soon the whole box around the two cottages was cracked. Then it shattered leaving the path open for Colette to leave. But under the surface…
"Maybe you need her to be awake for it to work…" Grouchy suggested.
"Ummm… Okay… Well this birthday present should help (I hope).
So Lloyd when over to Colette and put the necklace on her Cruxis Crystal and Colette regained her true self. Colette got up and went over to Lloyd…
"Thank you for the birthday present! I was so happy," Colette said to Lloyd. "And, umm…"
"Yeah, we need to work on getting rid of that curse." Lloyd said focusing on the main problem.
"About that Lloyd…" Colette started.
"Ready?" Lloyd asked.
Colette wasn't sure whether or not to tell him the curse was broken. But then she made up her mind…
"Ready!" Colette confirmed.
"Okay!" Lloyd said.
With that they kissed…Colette was going to tell Lloyd that the curse was broken, but not quite yet…When they stopped, Lloyd looked around, waiting for something to happen…
"Nothing…" Lloyd said.
Colette couldn't help it…
"Pfft…Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!" Colette laughed (very oddly).
The boys looked at her as if she was crazy. But then Colette explained…
"It worked for the first proper kiss!" Colette laughed.
"Why didn't you tell us?" Lloyd asked.
"Well I tried to but then I thought…" Colette started.
"You thought…" Lloyd encouraged.
"Wait…Where's King Yggdrasill?" Colette asked.
"He's stuck in one of the booby traps!" Big Brother confirmed.
But then a yell, from Yggdrasill,of the spell"Judgment!" was heard…
"Or not…" Big Brother unconfirmed.
"Colette?"
"Yeah?"
"If we don't live though this…"
Lloyd kissed Colette and after 10 seconds he stopped.
"Sorry…"
"Don't worry, I—I enjoyed it…" replied Colette. "Sorry."
But fortunately for them Yggdrasill only got Raine out and went back to Kingdom #59, given up for the day.
"What now?" Colette asked.
"You guys can come back with me to Kingdom # 90 with me for a party! And Colette?" Lloyd asked.
"Um…Yeah?" Colette replied.
"My dad has been bugging me to marry a Princess so…after we get to know each other…" Lloyd hinted.
"Um… I'll consider it…" Colette answered staring to blush.
"Okay…I know its kindda sudden…"
"Very..." Angry said.
(next day at Kingdom #90)
Yes the party was held at 9:00 pm. Anyways 7 humans, 2 half elves, and 5 Gnomelettes were invited to the party. Lanterns danced in the cool breeze as fireworks went off. Up on the stage a Crazy Psychopath (Zelos) was dancing on the stage.
"Some punch, gimmie!" said Cranky in a suit.
"Why are all of you guys talking like that?" Genis the wise wizard asked.
"Gnomelette Vow # 797 979:" Grumpy started.
"When you go to fancy parties, always talk like Yoda!" Grouchy finished.
"Who's Yoda?" Colette asked.
"I think this is Yoda," Lloyd said pointing at a green, wrinkly, old alien with big ears.
"Help you, may I?" said Yoda.
"Fascinating! I must study and dissect it!" Raine exclaimed. (Yes, she was there. She was only bad because she loved ruins.)
"Ahhh!" yelled Yoda as he got chased by Raine.
"…" Kratos said.
"…" Presea said.
"Lloyd." Kratos said.
"Yeah Dad?" Lloyd replied.
"Has the Princess said yes?"
"Maybe…"
"Did or did not, there is no maybe." Yoda added in as he continued to run from Raine.
"I'll go ask…" Lloyd said after that random remark.
Lloyd walked over to Colette, who was sitting on the grass right beside a big, old,oak tree.
"My Dad wants to know if you've said 'yes'…" Lloyd said sitting right beside Colette.
"Well…" Colette started.
Lloyd looked at her and waited for an answer…
"Sure, why not? " Colette said.
Then they got married two years later.
Cherry-sama: THE END! (sniffs on hankie)
Colette: What's wrong?
Cherry-sama: It was so much fun writing this fic.
Zelos: Not for me…Oh well… I won't get hit on the head with anything anymore!
Cherry-sama: Yes, you will! I still have Cinderella and Sleeping Beauty to write!
Zelos: O.O -gasp- T.T
Lloyd: Please review…One last time…