Phoe: Well we're back. I'm going to advertise my fanfics. You can find them at -sarcastic- Yes, yes, fire birdy… you are amazing; all hail.
Phoe: I'm typing here! You're lucky I don't make you say something stupid!
Vis: Don't forget who has the floppy disk.
Phoe: CURSE YOU! THAT IS MINE! AND HAS MY ALGEBRA REPORT ON IT!
Vis: Oh, even better.
Phoe: Anyhoo… onto more parody song things…
Disclaimer: same as last time
Vis: AND MY MONKEYS ARE STILL WATCHING!
Phoe: Uh…
12 Days of Christmas
On the day of Christmas, the Dark Lord gave to me…
First… an evil diary
Second… two Slytherin heirlooms
Third… three Unforgivables
Four… four Hogwarts founders
Fifth… FIVE DIFFERENT NAMES!
Sixth… six Horcruxes
Seventh… seven years at Hogwarts
Eighth… eight snakes a hissing
Ninth… nine –ty people dead
Tenth… ten hidden secrets
Eleventh… eleven ferrets a bouncing
Twelfth… twelve faithful servants
A/N:
Phoe: So… that one's funn but the best one is next.
Vis: Yes, of course it is the best.