How Harry Potter Ends...
Disclaimer: I do not own the Potterverse or anything in it, JK Rowling does. The only thing I own is the plot, which there isn't much of.
On with the story...
When Harry Potter was 20 years old, he killed Voldemort. A months later, he converts to the Muslim faith since they believe in polygamy. He then marries Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, and Luna Lovegood, and they give him two children each. (AN: That's six in all for those who can't count.)
A few years later, Harry's three wives find out he's cheating on them with the Patil twins and decide to divorce him. After all the paperwork and court nonsense, the three each take a third of his money, leaving him with nothing. A couple years later, and tired of being a gigolo (AN: That's a man-whore for those who haven't seen Deuce Bigalow.), Harry decides to end it all. He points his wand at the side of his head and casts the Reductor curse, destroying his head and finally that scar of his that seems to cause him bad luck.
When his body is found and identified by aurors two days later, there is a great memorial service and they add a statue of his likeness to the fountain in the Ministry of Magic's lobby. Then his head is reconstructed and his body is preserved and put on display in the magical section of the Louvre. (AN: Again, for those who don't know, it's a famous museum in in Paris, France.)
The End
Go ahead and flame all you want or whatever. I just thought of it and it's my first, and probably only, story. I needed to get it out of my head and so I did. Have fun.