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Get Ready

An SSBM fanfic

Please R&R!

Disclaimer: No, I do not own SSBM or any of its characters, stages or items. I will add some of my own, though.

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Roy's House

Invitation: You have been cordially invited...

Roy: What does "cordially" mean?

Marth: I dunno. Ask Mr. Pony.

PY: My name is NOT Mr. Pony! (Whacks Marth with a toy pony) And I think "cordially" means it has something to do with rock bands.

Roy: Why would it have anything to do with rock bands?

PY: You see... Rock bands - rock - Gregory the penguin - electric guitars - cord - amplifier - people. YEAH!(Starts to headbang, but hits his head on the pony and stops) See? Cord is fourth after rock bands! Cord... cordially...

Marth: That doesn't mean anything, Mr. Pony. (Gets whacked by PY)

Roy: Oh well. Let's just go to Hyrule Castle to see what's going on.

PY: How are we going to get there?

Roy: Uh... didn't think about that...

Marth: Hey! Look at the last line!

Invitation(last line): As for getting here, you're on your own.

PY: Meanie!

Roy: (turning invitation over) Hey! There's stuff on the back, too!

Invitation(REALLY last line): We're just kidding. We made a Farore's Wind warp point in your world. The bad news is, it's on the bottom of the ocean. We'll be waiting to see if you turn up or not. Hahahahahahahaha!

-Zelda & Link

All: Oh, crap...

Meanwhile...

France: (explodes)

French People: (move to England)

English People: grrr...

Hyrule Castle

Princess Zelda: La la la... LINK!

Link: (appears next to Zelda) Yes, milady?

Zelda: The guests will be here any moment! Change into something more formal!

Link: Why, are we going deep-sea exploring?

Zelda: No, unless you plan on wearing a dress. Change into a tuxedo or something!

Link: What's a tuxedo?

Zelda: Oh, never mind! Just get into your black tunic.

Link: Yes, milady! (Runs off)

Zelda: LINK! That's the cesspit!

Link: What? Oh ReDead- (trips)

SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Zelda: Oh, no... EEP- (is grabbed from behind)

Master Hand,,. ,,. ,.

Translator: He said: Mwahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha.

Master Hand,,,,!

Translator: He said: Ha! The princess is mine!

Zelda: Mmph mmphmmph mmph mmph mmphmmphmmph mmphmmph!

Zelda's Translator: Hey, Jack.

Translator: Hi Carl.

Zelda's Translator: Anyway... She says: Your princess is at another castle!

MH,,,,,,. (flies off with Zelda)

Translator: He says: Blast! Oh well, I'll take her anyway. Hey! Come back! (Runs after MH)

ZT: (runs after the three) Wait! Come baaaaaack!

Link: (climbs out of cesspit with a tired expression on his face and nursing his arm) Too many.. Overpowered... so much... biting...

Cesspit: (growls)

Link: (jumps) AAH! Hey, where'd Zelda go? Zelda? Zelda! ZELDA! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Outside Hyrule Castle

Captain Falcon: Where-uh is Zelda?

Samus: (takes off helmet) And where are Kirby, DK, Marth and Roy?

Kirby: AAAAAAAAH! (Crashes Warp Star into ground with DK in tow)

Fox: Well, that solves the Kirby & DK problem... But where are Marth and Roy?

Hyrule Castle Gates: (open)

Link: I am afraid I have bad news!

Everyone(in chorus): What happened?

Link: Princess Zelda- Hey! Where are Marth and Roy? Did they not make it?

Lake: Spit!

Marth, Roy & PY: AAAAAAAAH! (Fly out of lake and crash into Kirby & DK)

Falco: And that solves that problem. Who's the other?

Marth: That's Mr. Pony. You can call him Ponyboy.

Falco: Yay!

PY: My name is NOT Mr. Pony! Or Ponyboy! Im PY.

Roy: Which stands for "PonyYummy"

PY: No it doesn't!

Link: Quiet! Anyway, Princess Zelda has been Kidnapped! With a capital letter!

Everyone: (gasps) A Capital Letter!

Mario: So... Who did it?

Link: Uh... well... I haven't gotten that far yet...

PY: (singing) I... like... to... Chase my tail! (Spins) Chase my tail! (Spins twice) Chase my tail! (Spins thrice) Chase it!

Roy: PY! Now is not the time! Link! Where do you think Zelda has gone?

Link: I have a plan...

Well, that's the end of the first chapter! PLEASE review!