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Get Ready

an SSBM Fanfic by Xysti

Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own SSBM or any of its characters. If I did, I would be FREAKING RICH! Although I add characters and speech of my own. I also do not own Happy Tree Friends or any of its characters because if I did, my mum wouldn't let me onto the computer anymore.

Funky catchphrases and disturbing songs © me. Don't copy them.

A/N: Due to several threats(just kidding), I am changing my format back to regular so I don't get banned. Sorry for any confusion!

Also, if you absolutely love DK, leave... right... Now! It's nothing real bad, but I don't like him. Have you looked at him lately? He doesn't have any clothes on, but he wears a tie. And as far as I know, he is not a Chippendale dancer. He doesn't even wear pants!

Anyway, here we go...

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Hyrule Castle

Link pointed to the blueprint and said, "Okay, Yoshi, we're going to wrap you in toilet paper and fling you over to Final Destination with this giant slingshot." He pointed to a big flowy arrow. "And, if DK's calculations are incorrect-" DK hit Link on the head with a banana. "-OW! Which they of course won't be-" DK smiled and swung away on bacon fritters. "-Then you will fall into an abyss and will pop out in Brinstar forty-seven billion years from now. But don't worry- DK is the smartest Smasher here!" Link drawled on as DK swung back and stuck a banana in his eye.

Yoshi looked absolutely terrified. It was going to say, "What! How the hell am I going to make it? Oh well, maybe when I go to Brinstar forty-seven billion years from now, I'll have a beard and a mustache big enough that Big Bob-omb won't make fun of it" but all that came out was, "Whee woo, awawawawawaw!"

Zelda was going to say something at this point, but she wasn't there so she exploded.

PY got an inspiration at that point and said, "Wow! It must be excited!" and started humming the Dr. Mario tune. Then he added his own words. Then, as if to spite the eyes of all in the vicinity, he started to dance. The ones in the audience that survived were carried away on stretchers. Link looked out after wiping the blood out of his eyes and ears said, "Hey! Where'd our audience go? Now we won't get any good reviews!" He looked at PY, who stopped dancing and singing so he could run to the computer and watch Happy Tree Friends.

Popo ran out of the stair room and shouted, "Sir Commander General Mas-" Everyone looked at him funny. Link said, "You tell nothing" and went back to calling the hospital seeing if he could get any of their reviewers back.

"La la la la la! La la, la la la! La la la la la!"

"PY! Shut up!"

Popo said, "Link! The giant slingshot is READY! Mwahahaha!

"Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm! Hmm hmm, hm-" was PY's shortened response, but at that moment Yoshi was being dragged up to the roof by Ness and Roy. Link was in a heated argument with the nurse. "Well, I don't care whether their eyes were burned out and their eardrums popped! WE NEED REVIEWS! What? Oh, you- Will somebody tell me why the hell Roy and Ness are carrying a wad of toilet paper to the rooftop! -Oh, sorry miss. What? They're all dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Hee hee, Lumpy just cut his leg off! Oops, it was the wrong one! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Fox shot at PY with the New, Improved Super Scope, which made PY run away holding his scorched fingers.

Green Dinosaur Dream Sequence

In Yoshi's dream, it was a piece of poo. It's monkey master cared for him deeply. The monkey would feed it, dress it, even bathe it. He would even wrap it in toilet paper and put it in a slingshot. Then one day, scary men came to his jungle home. They tried to put the monkey in a big cage that roared. At first, the monkey was winning, but one of the big men shot him with a dart that came from a long pole. He felt weakened. He realized that he could hold on to consciousness for long. As a last resort, the monkey threw his cherished poo at one of the men, and-

Yoshi woke up. It's toilet paper shell was in tatters. It looked up, and saw Princess Zelda standing in front of it with bloodied fangs and deep, soulless red eyes. Master Hand's laughing voice echoed to the beyond.

What will happen next? Please review, people!