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Get Ready
a SSBM fanfic by Xysti
Disclaimer: Nope. Still don't own SSBM or any of its characters. Will add my own for food.
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Yoshi woke from his sleep as it heard maniacal laughter. Thinking it was in a horror movie, it limped over to the door with a hunch in its back and a slow, rough breathing. It looked out of the window set with steel bars in the door, and to its dismay, saw the Turtle of Terrible Terror himself, Bowser! He had red eyes and fangs, just like Zelda. Yoshi said, "Bawawawawaw!" and he responded, I Have no need for brains, Igor. Yoshi was astounded at how different Dybbuk Bowser sounded. It backed away towards the far wall. Just as the eidolon smashed the door through, the ceiling exploded. Someone on the other side shouted, "Fimbulvetr!" and the dybbuk was suddenly encased in ice. It would have been far more heroic if Yoshi's rescuer didn't trip on the rubble.
PY lifted himself up on the frozen possessee and was hit with a sudden phantasmagoria. He barely recovered when he was sent a new mind attack. The colors fleeting across his mind eventually took his consciousness away.
Hyrule Castle
Marth was strolling down a hallway. Where was Mr. Pony? He hadn't had anyone to make fun of for three days now. Except for Pichu, who responded to every insult with something like "Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu before you swallow!", which made Marth feel depressed. He looked behind a painting of Mario and jumped as an alarm speaker played Beethoven's Fifth and flashed with bright mauve lights. Shouts and screams could be heard all over the castle. Marth rushed to the kitchen, and asked Roy what happened. When Roy looked at him, Marth screamed like a little girl. Roy's eyes were bloodshot and he was moaning, "Foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood...". Link came up from behind and hit Roy with a sausage and shouted at Marth something about not having anymore food and all the grocery stores in the vicinity exploding. Then he hit Roy as he started eating Link's boot. Marth, with a look of terror on his face, ran to the new Chansey's EggDonalds on Fourth Street.
Chansey's EggDonalds
Marth ran inside and yelled, "I say, I want a double EggBurger without the eggs, the cheese, the burger, and the bun!"
The confused cashier responded with a worried smirk, "So you want some air?"
"Precisely! Actually, I think I'd like 30!"
"Okay. That will be 280 Gold"
"Here!" Roy handed the cashier 1000 Gold, walked over to a booth and sat down.
The cashier looked around, saw an empty tray on the far end of the counter. She grabbed it and yelled, "Order 747!"
Marth, amazed at the haste, ran up, grabbed the tray, and started to walk back to the booth. He stopped, turned around, and asked the cashier for several boxes. When she gave them to him, he stuffed the air into them, gave back the tray, and ran out the door.
Hyrule Castle
Marth ran into the kitchen, finding Link nursing various wounds. He held out the boxes, and link said, "You got air, didn't you?"
Marth enthusiastically nodded and handed the boxes to Link.
All of a sudden, he heard screams below. Here's what he heard:
"FOOOOOOOOD!"
Crash!
"AAAH! MY FOOT!
CHINK!
"He escaped! Get him!
"AAAAAAAAAUUUURGH!
Patter patter patter!
The door burst open as Roy ran through. He grabbed the boxes, opened them, and emptied the contents into his mouth. "All better," he said as he walked away.
Marth started giggling. Link asked why, and Marth said, "I put my pet monkey Fluffy's poo in there! It wanted an apartment." and walked after Roy, laughing uncontrollably.
Link just stared after them and went back to nursing his wounds.
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