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Get Ready

an SSBM fanfic by Xysti

Sorry it took so long to update! I was too busy playing Runescape!

All weird catch phrases and disturbing song lyrics © me. Don't copy them OR YOUR HEAD! NRRnRNNnNRnNRNrnRNRrNRRNrnrRNNR!

Disclaimer: The disclaimer quit, because it was underpaid to say the same thing. Here's its replacement:

(No fic writers were harmed or forced to do the monkey dance in the making of this sequence. The person playing pkmn7haku123 is Richard Simmons(Yes, I do have permission from Pkmn7haku123 to put him in. I based PY on him.).)

Pkmn7haku123: Do the monkey dance, doo doo doo doo doo... Come on, people! Move like the thin monkey inside you screaming to come out!

Phone: Ring! Ring!

Pkmn7haku123: Hello?

Disclaimer: you IDIOT! Even though that disturbing song is catchy, you have to say something along the lines of "SSBM and its characters are not owned by me. I will add some of my own, though.". Do it... NOW... And also any quotes by the main character in Neverwinter Nights® are not owned by me.

pkmn7haku123: Mm'kay. Sorry.

(If you want to be included in the story somewhere, e-mail me! I'll pick the first five)

Commercial: Stuff!

It's stuff. 'Nuff said.

Commercial: More Stuff!

Just more of a good thing!

PY and Yoshi ran through ?'s(I will unclassify the name later.) main hall, looking for the exit. Yoshi saw a shiny neon sign far away just as a giant TV on wheels running a nature program rolled in front of them. They stopped to watch...

"This Common Potato(potatus commonus) you see is native to south-eastern Asia. It's ferocity in battle is not even matched by the famed veloceraptor of dinosaur times. Ah, you see there, the potato has spotted its prey, the Deep Fryer(fryus deepus). Yes, it's closing in..."

"Ooh, that was brutal! The Fryer is no more! I haven't seen carnage like that since I tried to douse the fire in MacDonald's kitchen with gasoline!"

Hyrule Castle: Observation Headquarters

Marth was watching the same nature program on the observation screen. "Heh, it's just a stupid potato... Hey! Where'd the potato on the floor come from? It's growling... AAAAH! No... Stay back... AAAAH! Ouch... RUN! AAAAH! Mommy... No... NO! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! SPARE ME! AAAAAAAAAAH!"

PY and Yoshi were fleeing down the hall, being chased by thousands of potatoes. Yoshi said, "Bweewo!" and ran towards the exit. Right before the door, PY turned around and shouted something in a weird language. All of a sudden, huge graters burst from the floor, dripping in grease and salt. After the resulting slicing sounds, Yoshi opened its eyes again and was delighted to see mountains of French fries at its feet. After grabbing as much as it could carry, Yoshi followed PY to the escape pod, shut the door, and blasted away.

A Fat Person's Stomach

GROAN! Gurgle gurgle...

Hyrule Castle Roof

Popo was running in circles and laughing around a sleeping Link. A huge crash as the landing escape pod... er... landed and woke Link up. He and Popo both watched the pod with interest. It opened, and hundreds of golden fries poured out. Before they knew it, they were both eating as much as they could. After a few unpleasant feelings, a sparkling mist appeared next to each and figures appeared. Next to Link was Young Link, and next to Popo was Nana. PY and Yoshi jumped out, and PY yelled, "I WANT SOME!" but Yoshi stopped him and threw the rest of the fries into the Portable Immolator that happened to be in the vicinity. Yoshi was going to explain to PY that it would create a "kinda-different-twin-thing" but, all that came out was "(put random Yoshi gibberish here)!". PY shook his head but turned to the silent quartet, and explained everything that happened in their long absence.

Marth ran to onto roof and shut and locked the trapdoor behind him. He flinched as thumps and growls emanated from the other side, then sat on the door. He just looked at everyone and said, "Potatoes." then looked for something heavy to support his endeavor.

10 minutes later

All the Smashers were on the roof, trying to get Marth to stop calling PY Ponyboy, Pichu screaming, "Come on, chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu his toes off!" and making a plan to get back towards the slave they once knew as Zelda. Their best hope, because the pod exploded, was the poo-cannon.

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