Me: Yeah, sorry about my new story. I don't really care if you call me crazy or lazy or something like that.
h890: You're crazy and lazy!
Me: See? Now I don't care.
fg00: Yeah, you could get rid of the whole yaoi thing in this story. It creeps me out.
Everybody except me: It creeps us all out.
Me: I get it, okay. (Axel pops out of nowhere and slaps my face.)
Me: What was that for?
Axel: Number one: for screwing my character up and making me like Kyoto, and Number two: for not writing this chapter! (slaps me again)
Me: What was that for now?
Axel: Oh, Kyoto asked me to give you that.
Me: You mean you're hanging out with him now? (Raises eyebrows and smirks)
Axel: Okay, for that remark you're kicked out of the Axel fanclub.
fatalfine: There's an Axel fanclub?
h890: Just write the chapter!
Me: Oh, right. Sorry. And for you people who don't even know what the heck we're talking about, you'll see in the sixth part of this series. Well, it's not like anybody reads this other than fatalfeline, horsie890, and fencergirl00. Oh yeah, and I need you people to vote if you want Axel to be a vampire or a werewolf. The polls end in the sixth chapter, which would be the next one. SO VOTE! The future of my story counts on it! Anyways, on with the story.
Warnings: Ummmm… there's probably some violence in here.
Disclaimer: Sigh… I don't own anything.
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Chapter 5: DiZ
"I wonder how the king is," said Goofy.
"I'm sure he's fine," said Sora. "That's probably why Pluto is gone. The king said Pluto would occasionally go and pick up a letter from him. Jiminy probably went to say hi to him."
"You're probably right," said Donald.
At that moment Pluto came out of some randomly placed bushes with Jiminy on his back. He was holding a letter with the king's seal on it.
"It's so good to see you again you guys!" said Jiminy. "The king is pleased that you're okay. He wanted me to give you this letter."
He gave the letter to Sora. He opened it and read aloud:
Dear friends,
I have gotten out of the dark and endless pit of doom and am continuing my journey. Sorry it took so long to send you this letter, but I've been a little busy. I need to warn you of an enigma named Axel. If he has already met you then it is worse than I thought. He is working with a man named DiZ, so watch out for him too. I think DiZ is a modified version of Ansem, so be on your guard.
Your friend,
King Mickey.
"So now we have to watch out for this feller named DiZ," said Goofy. "Sounds like he's almost as dangerous as that Axel person."
"You're right. I am."
They turned around and saw a man in a red cloak and a black turtleneck thingy standing right there. His head was wrapped in red bandages and belts. Only his mouth and one eye were showing. His eye was yellow like Ansem's.
"You're DiZ?" asked Goofy.
"Yes."
"You're Ansem, too, right?" asked Goofy.
"Maybe."
"You look a lot like him. Well, at least your eye does," said Sora.
"So?" said DiZ. "Axel looks like a reincarnated moomba, and he's definitely not a moomba."
"What's a moomba?" asked Donald.
"Never mind," said DiZ. "Let's just get down to business. As I can see, Axel didn't quite finish his job the last time he saw you. You barely got any darkness inside you. I need to test you."
DiZ lifted his hand up and Sora went floating up with it. He moved his hand to the left and Sora went to the left. He moved his hand in every single which way and Sora followed it in every direction.
"Impressive," said DiZ, moving his hand faster.
"Stop it!" yelled Sora. "You're making me nauseous!"
"Oh, grow up!" yelled DiZ. "Axel did a bad job with you anyway. I can't even possess you, much less make you obey my orders. I'll just have to make you my slave myself."
He drew a long silver blade that shined when it came out of its sheath.
"Awwwww. Not again!" yelled Sora. "Everybody is trying to kill me today!"
"Don't worry. This will only hurt for a little while."
He jumped up in the air and lunged toward Sora with his sword sticking out in front of him. Donald and Goofy gasped in horror as they figured out that they couldn't move because a spell held them in their place. But just as DiZ was going to slash Sora into tiny little bite sized pieces, Axel appeared in front of him (very angry looking, not to mention) and slashed DiZ right across the stomach with one of shirukens.
"That would've killed him!" yelled Axel angrily.
"Why do you care?" asked DiZ, holding his bleeding wound.
"Because he's a little important to me."
"So now you're on his side?"
"No I'm not," answered Axel. "But I know I'm the only one on this whole damn planet who's been doing any thinking about anything."
"Oh really?" asked DiZ nonchalantly. "And you think you're the best person on the whole planet too, right?"
"Duh! Of course I do! But that's coming from me. I'm sure no one else here does think I'm the best. Anyways, DiZ. Why were you going to kill him? I thought we made a deal!"
"We did," said DiZ. "I'm just not a dealing kind of person, you moomba."
"What did you just call me?"
"A moomba."
"Okay! That's it!" yelled Axel with his face red. "You do not want to get me angry!"
He drew his weapons.
"You are such a fool," said DiZ evilly. "You must underestimate my power. You should've never dared to challenge me."
"Oh, shove it up your-"
DiZ raised his hand and Axel went flying backwards before he could finish his sentence.
"You know, Axel," said DiZ. "Your temper and attitude have really gotten you into trouble. But I think I can handle that."
DiZ clenched his fist and Axel started choking. He clenched it tighter and tighter until Axel's face turned purple. DiZ then lifted his hand up and Axel levitated up, choking even more. He couldn't breathe, but he was still alive. Tears of pain were streaming down his cheeks. DiZ walked closer to him.
"You know, Axel," he said. "You've worked for me for a very long time, and I have always hated you. You never listened to me, you were always altering my plans with yours, and you've always thought you were the best. Personally, I liked your brother better. At least he listened to my and followed my orders. You just had to kill him though, didn't you? You should've killed yourself instead to save us from your ego-centria."
Axel tried to argue, but he couldn't because he was choking so badly. There was a sudden WHACK and DiZ fell over. Axel fell down from the sky and turned over. There stood Sora with the Keyblade, standing behind DiZ. As for DiZ, he was lying there motionless and unconscious.
"Why'd you do that?" asked Axel weakly.
"Because you saved my life," answered Sora. "I had to pay you back somehow."
"You can't save my life," said Axel. "I can't die. It still hurts whenever somebody tries to kill me, though. Just promise me you'll never mention this to anybody. I'm really embarrassed enough as it is."
"Okay. But what about them?"
He pointed to Donald and Goofy.
"They saw the whole thing happen."
"I'll just erase myself from their memories again," said Axel.
He snapped his fingers and vanished.
"Who was that?" asked Goofy.
"Nobody."
He looked over to where DiZ was lying and he was gone.
"That's strange," he muttered to himself.
"What?" asked Donald.
"Oh, nothing," replied Sora.
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"I thought I told you to fix the Keyblade, Axel! It almost killed me!"
"I did, trust me. I just didn't fix it all the way."
"So you lied to me?"
"No, of course not. I did fix it a little bit."
"You haven't changed one bit, you know. You are getting a bit softer, nut not by much. You still don't listen to me. Why were you getting along with that boy?"
"We go back a long way. I hate him a lot, but I think he's Tsinga."
"No way. Tsinga has been dead for at least on millennium. It's impossible."
"Hey! I think I know my own brother when I see him!"
"Gees. You don't have to get so overreacted about it. I just asked. Are you really sure he's Tsinga?"
"Yes. I'm positive."
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Well, that's the end of chapter numero cinco.
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