Heeheehee ! Whaddya think hunh ? I really got y'all with that teeny weeny chappie hunh ? hunh hunh hunh! Yes I know, yes I did smoke a bong before writing this.

(A/N: Actually, if there are small kiddies reading this no I didn't but it's funny to see people's reactions when you say you did!)

Ok, here it is, the long awaited chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapter! Thank you thank you.

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"Let's kick some vampire ass!"

The day passes slowly and only once I had to re-do my whole heart-slowing exercise because of my 'maid' (hehe, I call her that to piss her off, WORKS! Heeheehee!).

Finally, the sun turns a dark shade of orange then red and I hear footsteps coming.

Veriea this time does not hide, she stays, standing, next to me, confident.

What I am not. But I hide it well. At least I hope I do, for Veriea's sake.

The door opens with a resounding crash, or maybe is it just my ears being more sensitive because I am full of apprehensions?

Dracula comes in followed by my father, Ranger and some woman dressed like a medieval hooker or something.

"You look like a street walker." Veriea says as the four of them look at her in shock.

I nod in agreement and Veriea gets in position, on my bed, legs crossed under her.

Dad looks at me, glaring.

"How did she get in here?"

Dracula backs away but I don't pay attention to him.

"I, Rachel Elena Romelli, will sing to you, dick-head-father, blond-bimbo-street-walker, Ranger-dearest and Bat-boy a song that Veriea and I have made ES.PECIA.LY for you."

I clear my throat, smile at Ric…Ranger and start, crossing my fingers and praying really really heart-fully.

Please god, make this work…I'll come to church and I'll confess…please gooooood.

You get the picture.

"You, enemies of old

We will chant our spell on you

For on us you have no hold

And we will exterminate you too.

Hear our voices, fill your ears

Burn your dead bodies

And in your faces make burning sears

There will be many casualties.

We, Keepers of the Land

Hereby banish you all

Back where you belong

In the white hall

Where you haven't been for long

Into the white sand."

Veriea glows white and she levitates off the bed.

"WOW! YOU'RE FLYING!" I scream, dumbstruck.

"SO ARE YOU!"

I look down and yelp in delight but quickly dismiss it as a VERY weird feeling like thousands of ants walking all over me takes over my sanity.

My hands start to itch but I can no longer move, my whole body frozen in place.

"We must go! She has done THE spell! How did she know it?" The woman vampires cries, clearly pissed off and staring accusingly at the three men with her.

Ranger looks confused, eyes on me, seemingly trying to remember something and I smile at him.

Father only glares back at the woman and takes off, Dracula not far behind unfortunately for the woman, she doesn't have even the time to turn around as suddenly, the white light which had enveloped us spreads as quick as lightening to all around the room then the castle itself.

It actually looks good from up here…UP HERE!

I look around panicked; I am indeed three thousand feet in the air, looking down at the tiny castle where the white light seems to come through like a lake.

Veriea suddenly appears next to me and grabs my hand.

Just as she does so, our 'bodies' fall and we scream, clutching each other.

Centimeters from the ground I squeeze my eyes shut and wait for the inevitable splat that will tell me I have died, saving the world from vampires and killing the love of my life, the father of my child.

Veriea whispers in my ear and I suddenly realize I am lying down on something…hard.

"Am I dead yet or are we still a gazillion pieces splattered all over the castle grounds?"

I ask, not opening my eyes and feeling my throat. It is sore from all my screaming and I think…yes…singing. When I sang there had indeed been the sensation of burning in my throat. I had just dismissed it, too engrossed in my task.

Now it hurt like hell.

"Open your eyes sis." Ver tells me, apparently annoyed.

"No. I'll be a mess. And I killed Ric." I moan, feeling my eyes prick underneath my eyelids.

"No. I am not that easy to kill."

My heart jumps and I crack my eyes open, not daring to believe.

"Ranger?" I whisper opening my eyes fully and blinking in the sunlight filtering through a smashed window.

I'm still in my prison-room but the walls are all black, as if there had been a fire.

I look around and my eyes fall onto Ranger. A bit pale still but alive and what's more…I know he isn't a vampire anymore.

He crushes me into a hug and kisses me fiercely, making me almost fall unconscious from the sheer force of the feelings he transmits.

"Oh god…" He pants, finally parting from me.

"I thought I would never see you again." I whimper, clutching his strong frame and not wanting to ever let go.

He sights. "It was as if my whole being had been ripped away from me and I lay there, not knowing what to do, only vague pictures flashing in and out of my mind…"

The hopelessness in his voice makes me look up at him.

"I'm here now and what's more you're alive!" I leap up, drag him with me and yell happily, hugging him and wiping away tears from my eyes happily.

Veriea comes in and we make a three hug.

"Well, let's get out of here cos I don't know about you but this place reeks."

She observes, dragging us out.

As soon as fresh air hits my face I take a huge breath and feel the tell-tale signs of sickness come.

I wrench my hand out of Ranger's just in time to run to a sewer and throw up what little I had eaten with Veriea the night before.

"Are you alright?" Ranger asks worriedly.

"Yeah, fine, a bit dizzy."

He picks me up bridal style and we walk to an old, tattered car in seemingly good condition. Good enough to let us out of this rotten hell anyway!

"Hey Ranger?" I ask sleepily as he curls me into him at the back.

"Hmm?"

"I'm pregnant."

And here it is. My little story! I by no means managed to wipe out the whole of Vampire species, there is still my father somewhere out there along with Dracula and a few escapees.

There is still the threat, there is still danger wherever we walk but hey! That's our job! We ain't here to sit around lazily and drink coke now are we?

(Never mind that that's what I'm doing but I'm pregnant for Christ's sake!)

Want to know the sex of my little babies that are exceptionally so very healthy?

Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... GIRLS!

Thank you everyone.

THE END