I own nothing except Ashley because well the character is roughly based on me with you know some obvious exceptions. Also no I don't own Bam Margera although I wish I did.
Ashley couldn't remember when she had woken up so rested it was this place she loved it here and she loved her cousins. Her cellphone was ringing she sat up and looked at the caller id then she groaned it was her mother.
"Hello mother" she said
"What in the blue hell were you thinking jumping on a plane to North Carolina without even discussing it with us?" her mother asked clearly irate.
"I thought it would be better if I stayed with Jeff for a while" Ashley stated calmly
"Oh you did and what about school?" she asked
"Jeff said that he would enroll me in a high school up here" Ashley replied
"No he won't" he countered
"Mom I'm almost 18 years old and it is clear that you are ashamed of me so I came to live with a person who isn't and now I am done talking so goodbye" Ashley said hanging up before she could utter another word.
She dropped the phone on her bed and stood up. Jeff was in the doorway smirking. He was wearing a pair of blue jeans and a vintage Sex Pistols t-shirt.
"I'm guessing you heard that" she said
"Ya I was coming up to tell ya breakfast was ready and I got an earful, ya never did tell me what the fight was about" he replied
"Basically my parents told me that they were ashamed of me" she said looking down at the floor.
"Shorty come here" he said holding out his arms. She walked into his embrace. "how could anyone be ashamed of you, you are the most amazing person that I have ever known, I mean who help me through the breakup with Beth"
"Yeah I am great aren't I" Ashley asked looking up at him.
"Oh god now look what I've done like you need a bigger ego" he said.
"I resent that comment" she said
"Yeah whatever hurry up and get your butt dressed so we can eat and then A.J. is coming over" he said
"Oh I love Allen I can't wait to see him" Ashley said excitedly.
Allen Jones aka A.J. Styles was the funniest guy in the world seriously he made Adam Sandler look like a rookie. She had met him at an TNA event that Jeff dragged her to. Just to point the fact out that she got a lot of heat from her friends in the WWE but it was worth it because she had a lot of fun. They ate Ashley literally shoveled the food into her mouth to get done with it.
"Ash ya ever heard of chewin' your food?" Jeff asked
"No" she answered. Jeff managed to get her to eat normally and when they had finished the went out into the back yard and had some fun with the dirt bikes. Jeff challenged Ashley to a race that she won.
"The only reason you won was because you are smaller than me" he said
"Yeah sure keep telling yourself that" Ashley retorted.
"Man Jeff she told you" A.J. said as he climbed up the hill they were standing on
"Allie!" Ashley exclaimed as she jumped off her bike.
"Damn A.J. I think she is taller than you" Jeff said
"No were about the same height isn't that right baby girl and you'd better say yes because I will power bomb you through a table" A.J. threatened
"Right" Ashley replied "well I think I'm going to go get ready for my trip with Matt"
As she was walking away she couldn't hear what Jeff and A.J. were discussing.
"So why is she here?" A.J. asked
"Her parents were getting on her case again, I swear they think she is a freak so I told her she could come and live with me" he replied
"Why would anyone think that about that sweet lil' lady?" A.J. asked
"I have no idea but she is going with Matt to keep him out of trouble plus she wants to meet John Cena" Jeff said as he ran his hand through his hair.
"Cena huh I've never had the chance to meet him but I've heard he is a nice guy" A.J. replied
"Yeah he is ok but I don't want him near my little cousin" Jeff stated
"What is the worst thing that could happen?" A.J. asked
"I'm thinking jail time and my cousin with a broken heart" Jeff answered
A.J. laughed a little he could imagine that happening but in his mind it would be Ashley who gets into all the trouble.
"So what are you going to do with her once your injury leave is over?" A.J. asked
"I don't know maybe get her a tutor or she can stay in Cameron and live here I'm only gone for a few days at a time it could work" Jeff said
"You are going to let a 17 year old girl live alone for a few days at a time what are you on" A.J. commented.
"Ok maybe not" Jeff said
Meanwhile inside Ashley had just finished packing and changed into a black wife beater tank top and a pair of dickey shorts. The tank was tied in the back to reveal her toned abs and belly ring. She heard the doorbell ring but she figured that Jeff would answer it but after it rang for a second time she guessed Jeff was still out back so she left her room and answered the door. She opened it to find a man with his back to her. He turned around when he heard the door open. Ashley thought that she was about to pass out.
"Ugh can I help you?" she managed to get out
"Yeah is Jeff home?" he asked
"Yeah he is in the back come in and I'll take you to him" she said
'Ok you can do this halfway through the house. Oh man I can believe I'm leading Bam Margera through my cousin's house. Damn he is so hot.'
"Jeff you have more company" she said. Jeff saw Bam standing behind Ashley and then she gave him a look you know the one the 'you are so dead for not telling me that you know Bam Margera' look.
"Bam I see you met my cousin Ashley" Jeff said
"No way this is the Ashley you are always raving about" he said " well it is nice to meet you" he stuck his hand out for Ashley to shake.
"You too Bam" she said shaking his hand.
"Bam, Ashley is an awesome skateboarder" Jeff said
"Jeff I'm not that good" Ashley said blushing.
"Really you should come down to West Chester sometime" Bam suggested
"That'd be cool so then I can see Don Vito bitch at you for skating at you in person" she said.
"So you are a fan of the show?" Bam asked
"I watch it whenever I see that it is on but I'm not a fanatic" she replied
Jeff opened his mouth to say something but she stopped him.
"Don't even comment Jeff" she said. All three men looked at her as if she had three heads.
"Why are all of you staring at me you know what I'm going back to my room to ugh... get away from you three" she said not knowing anything better to say before she left.
Bam watched her as she left.
"Don't even think about it Bam she is my little cousin" Jeff said
Ashley went upstairs to call her best friend and little sister she dialed the number and put the speaker phone on.
"Hey Katrina" she said "you'll never guess who I just met"
"Who?" Katrina asked
"Bam Margera" she replied
"Wow you are really lucky I heart Bam Margera" Katrina said
"K what color should I die my hair?" Ashley asked while she played a game of pool.
"I think you should do red again" Katrina suggested
"Nah I'm bored with it I was thinking either dark brown or black" Ashley said
"Yeah that would look good although I thought you looked good as a blonde" Katrina said
"I should kill you for that" she said shooting the 8 ball into the corner pocket.
"Playing pool?" Katrina asked
"Yeah why?" Ash replied
"I can hear the balls being hit dumb ass" Katrina said
"Yeah yeah Matt is taking me to see everybody in the WWE" Ashley changed the subject
"How did you manage that?" Katrina asked
"I used my excellent persuasion skills" She replied
"That usually means you slept with someone but Matt is your cousin so I'm guessing not"
"Fuck you" Ashley said
"No thanks" Katrina replied "so Bam Margera is at Jeff's and you are playing pool what is wrong with this picture"
"I know but I don't want to make an ass out of myself you remember last time" Ashley said.
In fact Katrina did remember last time Ashley had dragged her to meet Randy Orton because Ashley thought he was so totally good looking that when she found out he was going to be signing autographs 6 minutes from her house they had to go. Anyways 3 days before she was watching tv and they were showing some vintage WWF matches some featured Randy's father Cowboy Bob Orton. Ashley soon realized that Bob Orton was basically Rowdy Roddy Piper's bitch. So of course when they got to the autograph session of course the first question she asked Bob Orton was how did it feel to be Piper's bitch let's just say nobody was happy with that question.
"That was a classic moment" Katrina said laughing
"Yeah well I still can look at Randy when he is on tv so thanks" Ashley said
"Anytime" Katrina replied
"Well Ash I have to go good luck with the WWE and Randy and Bam thing bye" Katrina said hanging up.
'Ok game plan first pray Randy isn't there Monday night, two figure out things to say to Bam, three make sure Matt doesn't do anything stupid.
Ok chapter 2 is done thanks to those who reviewed it means a lot.