Ok… I like to call this Chapter… "Dirty Little Secrets" Haha I had a lot of fun writing it... now, who is still in awe from last nights eppie? I am... seriously I am so in love with OTH right now, hahaha! Anyways... its gonna be a long Hiatus! At least we got a Happy episode to tide us over! Evjoy this chapter!
"Do you guys know what time it is?" Haley asked bursting through Brooke and Lucas's front door. She couldn't believe Lucas! Calling her at this time of night to drive over… and do god only knew what! What was he thinking?
"Yes and this is an emergency! Haley!"
"I'm here aren't I?"
"Lucas said you can help with this" Brooke sighed glaring over at Lucas. She wasn't so mad anymore… but he definitely wasn't getting off the hook until she knew for 100 that all of this wasn't true.
"Help with... Oh My God! Alex!" Haley shrieked running across the room to Alex. She hadn't seen her in forever, but it made her think… that couldn't be a good sign that she was here… with Brooke and Peyton.
"Haley!"
"Wow… Lucas did she do that to your shoulder when she found out you slept with Brooke"
"Your funny Haley" Lucas laughed sarcastically rolling his eyes at Haley. He was just ready to get this over with and go to bed. His shoulder was killing him and he hadn't had any descent sleep in days.
"Its ok Alex… We love Brooke now... except when she teaches out children that its not called a "Pee Pee" Its called a Penis… and he tells his entire pre-school that!"
"Its not a bad word!"
"Why do we love you again?" Haley asked giving Brooke a hug. She hadn't seen her in a while either.
"Haley! Just help!" Lucas whined
"Helping… Helping… whose that?"
"Lucas's supposed son"
"What?" Haley coughed taking a double glance at the kid.
"Yea…"
"Well I mean, Brooke he is a Scott"
"I know that!" Brooke laughed. She found it funny that at the first sign of this kid possibly being his… Peyton and Haley had both turned on him and taken her side. She felt bad for Lucas and all… but it was still funny.
"Haley!"
"What? Alright… fine… how can I help?"
"Remember the night at carowinds" Lucas asked knowing Haley wasn't going to like this subject one but. That had been an interesting night to say the least for them…
"Lucas…"
"Haley… I just need you to tell them I was with you that whole night"
"I thought we weren't EVER going to talk about that" Haley whispered shooting Lucas a death glare.
"Alex thinks I slept with her that night…"
"What? No…"
"Just tell them I was with you…" Lucas begged
"Heck yes you were… we met at the Top Gun RollerCoaster and Lucas was… a little wasted"
"I was not"
"You were doing Tom Cruise imitations…" Haley laughed. Brooke could only imagine Lucas dancing in his underwear or something… he was pretty funny when he was drunk enough.
"Ok… I had had some drinks"
"Anyway… I was upset about Nathan and stuff and so I asked Lucas if he'd come stay with me for the night"
"EW NO! NO! NO! Oh god… you didn't sleep with Haley did you? Lucas Damn it! Its called self control!" Brooke whined almost gagging! It was like incest!
"Brooke let me finish…"
"Fine"
"So we got to the hotel and I was really upset… and I kissed him" Haley finally said. The room was dead silent, you could have heard a pin drop until Brooke finally had to break it.
"EW! Haley!"
"What! I felt safe with him… and he was SOO drunk… I knew he wouldn't remember in the morning…"
"So what happened?" Peyton asked suddenly finding this very interesting.
"I did remember…"
"I went into the bathroom later and asked him if he was throwing up from being drunk… he said no, that it was because I had kissed him. We both laughed and spent the rest of the night having water balloon fights"
"That's impossible" Alex whispered not liking what she was hearing at all.
"I've got pictures"
"But not of the kiss right?" Brooke asked
"Ew! God know! Like I'd want people to know I kissed him! I might catch an STD or something"
"Thanks Haley…"
"Well you were a manwhore back then Peyton, Brooke, Peyton, Nikki, Anna, Brooke, Rachel, Brooke, Rachel, Brooke…" Haley laughed rolling her eyes at Lucas.
"I never knew you to be so low Lucas" Alex sighed looking really upset. Brooke actually felt bad for the girl. It was like she actually believed that it had been Lucas.
"What?"
"To bring Haley into this! To have her lie for you!"
"Alex… I didn't sleep with you" Lucas whispered trying to be as nice about it as possible.
"Then WHO did I sleep with? Tell me that!"
"This just got interesting…" Peyton whispered looking over at Brooke and Haley
"Lets think… Blonde, would be willing to sleep with someone like you… wait…"
"What?"
"Hadn't Mouth just broken up with Erica around then?" Brooke asked trying to remember everything about Tree Hill that year. It made perfect since! When she had come back from California Mouth had been so desperate! What was to say he hadn't slept with Alex that night.
"Brooke… no… Mouth?" Haley asked shocked.
"I don't look like Mouth"
"You might in the eyes of a Drunk desperate woman"
"Call Mouth…"
30 minutes later. There was Mouth… ready to help. Brooke really hoped it wasn't him. If it was it was going to totally mess things up with him and Erica, and they were just too cute once they finally grew up and got back together.
"Hey… what's going on?" Mouth asked joining them in the den with his usual goofy grin and high-pitched voice. It was breaking Brooke's heart.
"Its like our own little episode of Unsolved Mysteries"
"Sounds fun… what's the mystery?"
"Who slept with Alex the night we were all at carowinds" Haley sighed sliding off her shoes. She could tell this was going to take a while.
"That was a crazy night…"
"What made it crazy?"
"Someone spiked my drink" Mouth laughed… and then so did everyone else.
"Oh god" Peyton sighed after a long pause. Brooke didn't even want to know.
"Damn it you guys! I was in California! Not the moon! You could have invited me to this little Carowinds trip"
"Mouth… just tell your story"
"Well like I said… someone spiked my drink. I mean it was all good until I was on The hurler… and well… the name says it all, so I went to get a drink and I guess it was spiked because I didn't remember what happened until the next morning… and I was so embarrassed"
"Keep going" Lucas urged ready to get this over with. Although he was feeling pretty bad for Mouth right about now.
"Well after I drank it I started feeling woozy… you know? And so I went out to Peyton's car to see if she or Lucas had anything to help with it… but when I got there, it was just Alex…"
"EW! You slept with Alex!" Brooke shrieked officially grossed out. She had tried to never imagine Mouth having sex… with anyone!
"What? No… She was making out with this guy… I couldn't see much because she was on top…but he was really tan… so I left"
"So it wasn't you?"
"No!" Mouth said quickly.
"Way to dodge that bullet Mighty Mouth"
"Wait… then why were you embarrassed" Haley asked looking suspiciously at Mouth.
"Mouth…" Peyton whispered
"No! You have to tell us!"
"Fine… well after I left the car, I saw Peyton standing in the corner… she looked really upset so I thought I'd go over and see what was wrong"
"EW! You and Peyton!" Brooke shrieked! She couldn't believe she had missed all of this! She had always imagined Tree Hill without her as a very dull and boring place… but apparently not.
"No sex…"
"But…"
"It was pretty close" Peyton finally admitted, calmly closing her eyes.
"A little Pouth action!"
"This is more than I ever wanted to know…" Haley sighed leaning back on the couch.
"So if it wasn't mouth"
"Tan… spikey hair… Wait… You said Anna went on that Trip right?" Brooke asked trying to think of who else it could have possibly been.
"Brooke… she didn't sleep with Anna"
"I know that… I'm talking Felix!"
"Do we have to call him?" Lucas whined. He really REALLY wasn't in the mood to deal with Felix… in fact he was never in the mood to deal with Felix.
"Lucas! It's the only way…"
45 minutes later, Felix was there… in his boxers none the less, but he was still there. Brooke hated to see that Felix had put on a little flab over the years… He wasn't chubby or anything… but he definitely wasn't firm like Lucas. She guessed it was from all the beer.
"Well Well… if it isn't dare night all over again" Felix smiled sitting between Haley and Brooke.
"Ha Ha… shut up and help us"
"Whatever you say…so whats the Felix needed for anyway? What you losers trying to throw a party and need some strippers?"
"There's no way I slept with that… I don't think dog would sleep with that" Alex snapped glaring at Felix from across the room.
"Hey! Felix can be charming… when he's sleeping"
"You slept with him?"
"No… I benefited with him… there a difference" Brooke said sliding closer to Lucas to get away from Felix.
"Sure…"
"Tell your story Felix…Did you sleep with Alex the night of Carowinds"
"That's the night I hooked up with Rachel…" Felix smiled, apparently liking the image he was getting in his head.
"Rachel…she always did want my left overs"
"Hey! I'm still here"
"Sorry…" Brooke giggled patting Lucas's knee.
"Woah… you're not Rachel are you?"
"No… I'm Alex"
"I'm Felix" Felix smiled winking at her.
"Gross"
"Don't worry… I wouldn't do you anyway…Brooke on the other hand"
"Dude" Lucas sighed
"Kidding…sorta"
"So you hooked up with Rachel and not Alex"
"Yep… in the bathroom" Felix smiled again.
"You guys… this is leading us no where"
"Wait… Oh no" Peyton whispered covering her mouth.
"What?"
"Oh God…"
"Peyton… what!" Brooke shrieked. Brooke could tell she knew something good… really good.
"Tan"
"Yea"
"Blonde hair" Peyton continued.
"Yea…"
"Dumb enough to sleep with Alex"
"Yea…" Brooke said waiting for her to get to the point.
"Tim… he frosted his hair that summer"
"Oh yea, and he got that terrible spray on tan" Haley laughed… and then stopped realizing what this meant.
"Tim…"
"EW!" Brooke shrieked covering her mouth.
"This isn't funny Brooke"
"You're right, I'm sorry… this is hilarious… please tell me I'm not the only one who finds this completely funny"
"I do" Haley laughed
"Come on Brooke… you made out with Tim once"
"Yea… when I was 13 and just to prove to you I knew how!"
"How'd that go?" Lucas asked raising her eyebrow at her. He couldn't imagine Brooke and Tim…
"He bit my tongue and I couldn't talk for like a week!"
"And Brooke told everyone she was being mute for poor people"
"It hurt!" Brooke whined rolling her eyes at everyone.
"Someone just call Tim"
And of course… 10 minutes later. Tim graced them all with his presents, and his leopard pajamas.
"Sup Hommies! Da Tim is in the house and you betta" Tim started but no one was in the mood.
"Tim"
"Yo Dawg…"
"Dim… meet your son" Brooke smiled pointing to the little boy, who now… did actually resemble Tim.
"Dude, sweet! Its not Christmas though… and its not my birthday… wait, did someone finally take my advice and make it national Tim day?"
"Wow…"
"Come here boy! Come! Sit… shake! Wow he's smart! I'll call him…Mit… get it? It's Tim backwards! Mit H tims. It's like Tim Smith! Get it" Tim asked with his goofy grin. Brooke actually felt really bad for Alex now… anyone would have been better than Tim.
"We should make sure this is right before we subject this poor child to this"
"You're right… Tim… did you sleep with Alex that night at Carowinds"
"Alex and Charlotte and Theresa and Bevin" Tim grinned winking at Alex.
"Ok… I think that pretty much proves it"
"Hey Dim… good job, you got her preggers"
"No way" Tim said in awe looking at her stomach…
"Uh yes way…"
"But I… Mrs. Spenser said"
"Mrs. Spenser said what?" Haley asked
"Mrs. Spenser said you could only get a girl pregnant the first time you had sex"
"Hey Dim… are you sure it wasn't, you CAN get a girl pregnant the first time you have sex?"
"Maybe…" Tim said looking embarrassed… and nervous.
"You mean the first and only time I had sex, was with that?"
"That seriously sucks"
"Speak! Speak" Tim laughed apparently over it…
"Hi" Abner finally said to Tim.
"Noo… Bark"
Once they were totally sure it was Tim, and had him tell his story… Brooke and Lucas sent everyone except Alex home, and Brooke left them to talk while she put Allie, Chloë and Rylan to bed in their own beds since they had been asleep on the couch the whole time. She figured the least she could do was let Lucas and Alex talk.
"Thanks a lot Lucas" Alex sighed staring meanly at Lucas. He didn't know what to say, he really didn't.
"Alex… I'm sorry"
"You couldn't have just"
"Just lied to this kid his whole life like you've been doing? Alex you knew it wasn't me" Lucas said as nice as possible.
"I didn't know for sure… I hoped it was"
"Take my advice… get that kid out of here… we'll tell Tim it was all a dream in the morning… and you know if you ever need any help or anything you can always call me… just because he isn't mine doesn't mean I cant help a friend out once in a while"
"Brooke wouldn't care if… if we came to visit every once in a while?" Alex asked, sweeter this time.
"I don't think so… Brooke's cool like that, plus you are kind of my doctor"
"I guess so … I better get going I guess, I've got a lot of thinking and explaining to do and the sooner the better I guess"
"Good luck…" Lucas smiled giving her a hug. He felt bad for her… but there really wasn't much more he could do.
"Thanks Lucas, be careful with that arm"
"I will"
Lucas met Brooke upstairs in the bedroom where she was passed out on the bed. She had had just about as much sleep as him in the past couple days, so he knew she was tired. He was just glad all of this was over… maybe now they could have some peace and quiet for a few days at least, before things got crazy again.
"Hey… is everyone gone?" Brooke whispered after Lucas laid down beside her.
"Finally"
"Thank god… tonight reminded me of why I don't miss high school"
"Same here…" Lucas laughed shaking his head. Everyone had told him one day he would miss being in high school… 16 and on top of the world… then he had thought those people were crazy… now, he still did.
"Pain?"
"Sorta"
"Sorry… at least we can sleep now" Brooke smiled leaning her head on Lucas's chest.
"I've missed sleep"
"Me too"
"So how long before more drama starts?" Lucas asked. He guessed about 5 days…
"A week… and then I have to go back to work"
"I should probably find work"
"Because we're lacking so much in Money here, buy the dealership…" Brooke sighed falling asleep. She wasn't sure how much longer she was going to stay awake for this conversation.
"You know I'd be competing with Dan then"
"Buy the Dealership"
"I'd have to be in all these corny commercial's" Lucas laughed remembering how bad Dan's commercials had been.
"Then you could run for Mayor, and yea… you know we live a soap opera right?"
"I know… at least it's a good one…"
"So true…now lets sleep, we've only got an hour before one of us has to feed Rylan" Brooke whispered closing her eyes.
"I'll feed him…"
"What's the catch?"
"You get to get up when Allie and Chloë come in here at 6AM wanting to play dress up" Lucas laughed. He had had enough dress up last week for a life time…
"You don't like dressing up as a pirate? Its hott"
"Tommy Lee was more fun"