"Alright," Kelso said as soon as the door closed behind Eppie. "I really wish I could stay, but I have to go baby-sit."
"Brooke is very lucky to have a free baby-sitter," Fez said.
"Yeah," Hyde continued. "If you weren't the father, but a thirteen year old girl instead, she'd have to pay you a dollar an hour."
Eric, Donna, and Jackie were all stifling laughs as Kelso stood there trying to find the right come back. After a few moments Kelso just huffed and stomped on his way out the door. Hyde laughed to himself as he lit the incense. Donna, Eric, Jackie, and Fez pulled up lawn chairs and gathered on the couch around the table.
"I wonder if Eppie is as excited about her date as you are Jackie," Donna said.
"Could we please not talk about that stupid date for just five minutes?" Hyde asked."What's with you Hyde?" Eric asked.
"Nothin' man," Hyde told him. "I'm just sick of hearing about that stupid date. It's like listening to you going on about your problems with Donna."
"Yes," Fez agreed. "That did get old."
Hyde motioned toward Fez in a way that said, "See what I'm sayin'?"
"Whatever," Eric rolled his eyes. He did have to agree that a change of subject was in order. "I wonder if Kelso is a good baby-sitter."
"I wouldn't trust Kelso with any kid," Donna said.
Fez had brought a banana down with him and was beginning to peel back the skin. "Ever notice how much a banana looks like someone's fun stuff?"
"Yeah man," Hyde laughed. He was relieved that the subject had changed for the first time in a week.