Chapter 2:
Snake and the rest of the group ran around the building screamining ninjas for a few minutes then stopped and looked at each other
Snake: damn! now what do we do? according to these reviews, the author cant do shit with the story!
Otacon: i dont know snake...what do we do?
Snake: how should i know four eyes? im only a guy who wears a bandanna on my head and has a see through suit
Raiden: ohhhh...thong.
Snake: im gonna kill you if you say that again kid.
Raiden: i guess we better go to the jungle and stop metal gear?
Rose: good idea jack!
Raiden: Rose? what are you doing here?
Rose:oh um...you left your suitcase
Sam Fisher: haha you bitch! BITCH!
Snake:...what is he doing here? (draws weapon) why are you here?
Sam Fisher: to finish the work father began...the restoration of the world, such as people are selves lived in harmony...
Snake: that was big boss's fantasy"
Cloud strike: final fantasy?
will our heroes ever get out of this random convo?
...no they wont. but! stay tuned for the next chapter of the REAL STORY.