Disclaimer: If I own Naruto, why I should bother myself writing fanfictions? I should just make them do it like bunnies... Naruto's owned by Kishimoto-sensei, not me. But now that you mention it, maybe I could hijack his house and demand him to draw a hardcore SasuNaru yaoi...that, or make SasuNaru a cannon couple, complete with kissing and such... Not a bad idea...

In memoriam of JPopBentoBox! The only radio program I listened with full attention since it served the best of J-Music! They've taken it down a year ago, saying about ratings things I don't exactly understand. Viva L Arc-en-Ciel!

This is a peace offerings for those who wait for the rest of Yin&Yang, I'm afraid you wont see it soon… But no, it's not being neglected. That I can assure you…


Konoha Bento Box! pt 1

SasuNaru, LeeSaku, ShikaIno,

Overall PG


I: Sweet Tamagoyaki

ShikaIno

When Shikamaru brought a lunchbox wrapped in cloth imprinted with baby blue orchid, with him to the office, most of shinobi population in Konoha gasped, shocked beyond comprehension that Konoha Laziest Shinobi had a well-prepared, home-made lunch and not even complaining of how troublesome it was to bring the bundle around.

However, the curiosity of who was the chef behind all those mouth-watering delicacies answered when they saw Shikamaru running full-speed to nearest restroom, face turning greener, seconds after he plopped in a piece of sweet tamagoyaki.

Needless to say, a day later a famous bet was made by Godaime Tsunade-sama of how long before Nara Shikamaru buried six feet under by food poisoning. It seemed that Tsunade-sama, The Legendary Sucker, would win this time.

Everybody knows Yamanaka Ino will be the death of Nara Shikamaru.


II: White Onigiri

SasuNaru


Almost all female populations of Konoha knew that Onigiri was one of Uchiha Sasuke most favored foods. Well, those who were part; or once part, of his so called fan club at least. All except Naruto; he wouldn't be call a fan if it was the Uchiha who confessed and literally chased him right?

Right, let's put that aside shall we.

So when one day, not so long after they seeing each other and became official couple, Naruto came shyly to his door in wee morning and presented him with a box wrapped in bright orange fabric and a wonky bow on top of it, stuttering about it's not that he was care of what Sasuke ate or something but the bread and milk really wasn't that healthy with heavy blush; all Sasuke ever did was to pull the blonde across the threshold and locked the door behind him.

That afternoon, nobody (not even Hokage-sama) commented when Uchiha Sasuke; one of the most punctual person in Konohagakure; came 5 hours after the appropriate time, nor any comments about the weird looking orange bundle with the most distorted bow he carried in his right hand.

It's said that life valued more than curiosity anyway.


III: Shrimp Tempura

LeeSaku


When Haruno Sakura took a huge leap of her life and decided to move on from her long time crush with a certain member of Uchiha family; she found out that she didn't have to wait for a long time for love to came by. It was waiting at her doorstep in the form of courteous Rock Lee.

Haruno Sakura was never a girl who had a second thought.

After a couple of dinner dates, movie-watchings and many bouquets of red and pink roses, Sakura decided to show her gratitude by presenting Lee with her own home-made "Lunchbox of Youth and Super Duper Love Love Explosion" or so, as Lee had called it.

A disgruntled and annoyed looking Tsunade was the least person she expected in her doorstep that evening.

It was the very fist time Rock Lee experienced the existence of Inner-Sakura.