DISCLAMER: I don't own LOTR or the bop it corporation. I do however own the evil pixies not appearing in this story.

RATEING: T

SUMMARY: during the war of the ring Sauron make and even greater and more addictive evil then the one ring, it was- the one bop it! Read and find out what happens.

WARNING: there is some…grabbing in this.

ARTHER'S NOTE: are around the noise that the bop it makes. Also this is an original bop it not a bop it extreme.

THE ONE BOP IT

Sauron looked at it, his greatest and most terrible invention, the one bop it. It was an evil greater than even the one ring; and now, as the fellowship tried to destroy him, he had the one bop it at his disposal.

He reached down and picked up the bop it, looking at it in wonder. Then he pressed the big purple button. . .

bop it. . . twist it…pull it…bop it…pull it…twist it…pull it…dow, you're out

Sauron looked at his invention and smiled, "My precious!"

Sauron grabbed up the bop it to his chest, shifty eyes, and ran out of the room looking for somewhere that he could be alone with his precious.

#one hour later#

Saruman was late for his meeting with Sauron, as he rushed through the great tower looking for Sauron.

Just then Saruman heard the most beautiful music ever to fall upon his ears…

bop it…pull it…pull it…dow, you're out!

Saruman eminently knew he must have what ever made such wondrous music, and ran off to find it.

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Sauron sat in the closet clutching the bop it to his chest, "They so not like me, no precious, they want me gone. But I will not go!"

bop it…twist it…pull it……

suddenly the closet door flew open and Saruman jumped an Sauron ripping the bop it from him.

dow, you're out

and Saruman make his escape by shoving the bop it down his pants, and there in turning invisible.

Sauron grabbed around looking for Saruman, "NO!MY PRECIOUS!"

Saruman ran through the tower and out the front door. And didn't stop moving until he found the one place he thought Sauron would never look, Mt. Doom!

There Saruman sat down with his new found love. "Now I can be alone with my precious!"

Saruman pulled the bop it our of his pants.

twist it…pull it…twist it…dow, you're out

Saruman rocked back and forth clutching the bop it to his chest. "He, he! Mine, mine, mine!"

But Saruman was wrong about his hiding place and before long Sauron found him.

Sauron jumped out from behind a rock, "Give me my precious!"

"NO!MINE!" Saruman then shoved the bop it down his pants and disappeared.

Sauron jumped up and down, "No!"

Saruman tried to run around Sauron, but bumped into him betraying his position.

Sauron jumped on Saruman and shoved his hands down Saruman's pants in search of the bop it.

Saruman panicked and ran in circles, "Ahhh!"

"I found it!" Sauron shouted joyously.

Saruman's eyes grow big, "that is not, the precious bop it!"

Sauron began to scream, "give me my bop it!"

Saruman fladed around trying to dislodge Sauron, "Never!"

"Now I found it!" Sauron pulled the bop it from Saruman's pants, "mine!"

Saruman ran at Sauron."Give me the bop it!"

Sauron saw Saruman running at him, "Epp!" and Sauron ran for it, but Saruman chased Sauron into the Crack of Doom

Sauron hugged the bop it to his chest. "You will never get it" And then Sauron fell backwards off the rack platform and fell into the magma pool.

And the bop it exploded with a loud BOOM!

AND THAT IS THE TALE OF THE 1 BOP IT.

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