-Chapter 3: A Demon on Sacred Ground-
Russ and Chino arrived at The Forest Temple about forty-five minutes after they left Saria's
House.
"Saria's Grandma scares me."Said Russ with a fake shiver.
"Russ...You're afraid of drinking milk, I'm not surprised that you're scared of a little old lady"
"Well think about it! When you drink milk, you're drinking fluids from a living animal that eats
grass and some times they eat other animal's brain! That's disgusting"
"...What a jackass"
They stopped in-front of the giant stone door that leads into the huge confides of the Temple.
Chino looked at the door, and then at Russ.
"May I?."Chino asked
"Ladies first."replied Russ. Chino then kicked down the huge stone door!
"You know I said: Ladies first right"
"Shut-up"
Russ and Chino then entered the Temple, not knowing who had followed them in. Russ
and Chino walked through the maze for hours (still being followed) and Russ kept on asking that
stupid question:
"Are we there yet"
"No"replied Chino.
:10 Minutes later:
"Are we there yet"
"No"
:10 Minutes after that:
"Are we there yet"
"No"
"...How bout' now"
"SHUT-UP"
:30 minutes later, Russ and Chino switch places:
"Hey Russ"
"Yo"
"We there yet"
Russ lowered his head
"Heh, heh, he! Can't take your own torture, can ya' Russ"
"SHUT-UP"
Russ and Chino finally found their way to another large stone door.
This one was covered in moss and ancient carvings decorated it's granite surface.
"Chino...do your stuff"
"Heh"
Chino ran at and then planted a swift, yet powerful kick upon the door! Even through all his
efforts, the door did not budge! It only left Chino shaking like a cong that had been stuck by
thunder itself!
"Oooowch!"Chino fell backwards ,teeth still chattering.
"Guess it didn't work"
"Na really? What was your first clue Professor?"Chino said, looking up at Russ while nurturing
his Foot.
"Maybe there's a trick to it?"Russ placed his ear to the door and began to knock in different
places.
Maybe you're right."Chino stood-up and did the same on the opposite side of the door.
"You two really are idiots aren't you"
Chino and Russ both stopped what they were doing and spun around drawing their swords, but
they stopped themselfs from attacking
"Saria? what the Bloody fuck are you doing here?"yelled Russ.
"Obviously I'm here to help you two ignorant nitwits!"She walked by them,"Out of my way"
"Do you see this?"she said running her hands across a line of writing."It's ancient Hylian"
"Yes, I've heard of it."said Chino.
"I can read it!"She stated, with a smug look on her face. She turned and began to read it:
: The head of an arrow shall open the door:
"It says: The head of an arrow shall open the door"
She repeated in normal language.
"How can you read that?"asked Chino in shock.
"I don't know...I just can!"she had an"Good for me!" smile on her face.
Chino grabbed Russ's hand and pulled him out of Saria's ear-shot.
"Russ! Listen, Sheik told me about ancient Hylian language!"whispered Chino.
"So? what does it matter?"Russ whispered back.
"She said that only people that could read it were the Sages"
"Annnd"
"And? All the Sages are dead""Saria can read and understand it""She has the blood of a Sage running through her veins"
"...Ooooohh...So what, is she like a descendant of a Sage or something"
"More like a reincarnation if you ask me"
"And this matters to us, why"
"I just thought...I really don't know"
"And they say I'm an Idiot"
Saria sat there watching Russ and Chino until she finally got impatient.
"Uh, guys? can we open the door now"
There was no response from the two.
"NOW!"Yelled Saria.
Russ and Chino leapt up in fright yelling:"Y-Yes ma'am"
Russ and Chino walked up to the door.
"How can an arrow open this thing?"asked Russ.
Saria stepped forward and brushed away some vines, uncovering a small hole in the lower center
of the door.
"Oh, I see."Russ yanked one of Chino's arrows out of his quiver and stuck the head of it in the
hole.
They sat there for a couple seconds, nothing happened.
Russ tried pushing and pulling on the door, and still, nothing happened.
:One hour Later:
Chino and Saria were sitting a few feet away from Russ who was sitting Indian style in-front
of the door.
"...I give up!"Russ fell over ,backwards, and watched Chino and Saria stare at him.
"Well? It's your turn!"Russ hollered, focusing his gaze on Chino.
Chino stood up and walked over to the door, Russ's eyes followed him.
Chino grasped the arrow and turned it slightly, suddenly loud clanks could be heard behind the
door!
Russ sat up with a "How did you do that?" look on his face.
Saria walked up behind Russ and Patted his head sympathitcly.
The door stopped clanking and slowly began to creak open.
Russ leapt up and both him and Saria walked up next to Chino.
The door was partially opened when they noticed it.
The Tall shadowy figure of a Man.
"I knew Yee fools would come to this holy place!"said the figure.
light shone on his feet and was slowly moving up as the door opened.
"Who are you?"yelled Russ.
"Russ Eczaybier and Chino Star...I have been waiting for thee!"The light was now at the man's
knees.
"That voice it...it can't be!"exclaimed Chino.
The light was now past his waist and the three could tell he wore black armor.
"Oh but it is Chino!"The light was at the man's neck and then on and past his face!
"It is I"Russ, Chino and Saria starred on Horror,"Ganondorf!"
-End of Chapter 3-