1The Legend of Zelda: The Two Swords
-Chapter 5:The Forest Sage-
The room they were in was very strange indeed.
They stood on a large round platform.
It had the symbol of the Triforce in the center, and six small different colored platforms
surrounded it.
One green, red, blue, purple, black and the final one was gold.
"This is getting weird . . . " said Chino.
"Yeah . . . this, plus, that voice . . . freaky." Russ stated, while studying the strange room.
All of the platforms were out liked with a dark mist, all except for the golden one.
"Voice?"
"Yeah, you heard them . . . right?"
Chino slowly shook his head.
"Do you have a fever?" Saria placed the back of her hand on his head.
"Get off!" Russ knocked her hand away, "I do not have a fever! ...Besides, I never get sick."
"Stop your bickering." Suddenly a shadowy figure fell then landed with a clank next to them.
Russ quickly drew his sword and swung at the figure, who swiftly leapt out of the way!
"HEY! What in the name of the goddess was that?" Yelled Sheik.
"Sorry, reflex . . . " Russ replied as he sheathed his sword.
"Why are you so damn jumpy?" Sheik asked still recovering from shook.
"It's called always being on guard . . . something you need to learn." Russ walked a couple feet
away and sat down with his back to the three.
"What's his damage" asked Sheik.
"He's just mad because he fought an enemy who didn't bleed." Said Chino.
Sheik and Saria both shook their heads.
"I-I mean . . . well . . . He's not a freak or anything. It's just a matter of honor!" Chino corrected himself, "Ya'know cleaning your sword after a battle and all . . . eh hehhe."
"Idiotic jackass . . . " muttered Russ, no one heard him.
Sheik turned to Saria.
"And who may you be?"
"Oh, me? My name is Saria Misonay." She answered with a slight curtsey.
"You seem like a very dignified young woman," Sheik shot an evil glance at Chino, who stepped back slightly, "So what are you doing with . . . low-lives such as these?"
Chino couldn't handle the verbal abuse and blurted out:"LOW-LIVES? Who're you callin'a low-lives? She isn't perfect! She's a thief!"
Sheik starred at Chino for a couple seconds and then slapped him.
"She's still more dignified then you!"
"I'll show you dignified!" Chino and Sheik begin to fight in a big dust cloud.
Saria giggled.
"I swear . . . he's acting just as he did when him and Zelda would be ar-!" Russ was suddenly struck with a shocking thought,"Can . . . Sheik . . . She can't be . . . " Russ brushed this idea away and stood up, then walked up to Saria.
"Hey! Love birds!" Russ yelled.
Chino had Sheik in a headlock, and Sheik was pulling his hair.
"Look, Sheik, Saria can read ancient Hylian . . . does that mean anything?" Sheik and Chino quickly let go of each other and stood up, brushing themselves off.
"Is this true?" asked Sheik.
"Y-Yes . . . yes it is . . . "Saria answered.
"So . . . what does it mean for us-I, I mean her?" no one noticed Russ mistake, but he still blushed none the less.
"I need to test her first." Said Sheik, "Did. You get the Medallion?"
"Yes." Russ pulled the shining green disc out of his pocket and handed it to Sheik.
"Good . . . " Sheik held it out to Saria, "Take it" she finished.
Saria hesitated, then took the medallion from Sheik.
Shortly after she disappeared, leaving green, sparking, dust behind, and reappeared on the green platform!
"W-What's going on?" Saria muttered.
Suddenly Saria's cloths and hair began to flap, as if an unknown wind had suddenly began to kick-up from underneath her!
Of course this caused her skirt to fly up, revealing her undergarments!
Russ looked away, Chino starred, then Sheik hit Chino over the head.
Saria dropped the medallion, to hold her skirt down, and the platform and medallion began to glow green.
"What's happening?" Saria yelled.
Suddenly she was engulfed in a green mist.
"Saria!" yelled Russ, he began to run toward the platform, but Sheik stopped him.
She shook her head.
"Watch" she said.
The mist began to clear and revealed Saria, on her knees, with her arms rapped around her as if she was freezing cold.
"S..Saria!" Russ leapt to the small green platform where Saria sat, shivering.
He quickly took off his cape and wrapped it around her.
"Saria are you ok?"
"S...so c..c..cold..." she replied through chattering teeth.
"What happened to her?" Russ yelled at Sheik, "What did you do to her? Tell me!"
"..."
Sheik turned and walked towards the Triforce symbol, "Follow me, we need to get her to her room . . . "
"Wha?" Russ picked her up and walked back to the main platform.
Suddenly the center triangle of the Triforce symbol opened up and Sheik leapt down it.
Russ (Still carrying Saria) and Chino hesitated, then followed Sheik.
\\\Temple of Sages-Eleventh Floor/
Sheik, Russ(who was still carrying Saria), and Chino stopped in front of an old wooden door.
Sheik, without hesitating, opened the door and walked in.
Russ and Chino followed her.
The room that they had entered was enormous!
You can easily fit twenty people in it.
There was a large, stone, fire place on the far end of the wall of the room, and, on the opposite side, there was rather strange bed.
It's lower half consisted of a cushioned bench, and its top had a full, queen, sized mattresses.
Russ sat Saria down in a chair that was neatly placed in front of the fire place.
"Will she be ok?" Chino asked
"Yes she will . . . she just needs to get used to her powers." Replied Sheik in a serious tone.
"Powers . . . ?" asked Chino.
"Yes . . . the Forest Medallion gave her the powers she now has" Sheik said, "The medallion infused its powers into Saria's very soul . . . now . . . she is the Forest Sage."
Sheik walked over to Russ and Saria.
"Russ"
"Yes?"
"I need to speak with Saria . . . "
"Ok" Russ sat there.
"Alone."
"Oh, sorry." Russ stood up and walked toward the door, with Chino close behind.
"Will she be ok?" Russ asked Chino.
"Don't worry about it! ...they're probably just going to 'talk' any waise." Chino wiggled his eyebrows.
Sheik looked pissed.
"Chino . . . down boy." Said Sheik who had heard their slight conversation.
Chino smiled and ran out the door as a teacup smashed into the wall behind him.
Russ starred at Sheik, who nodded, then he proceeded out the door.
"Saria . . . there are some things we need to talk about." Said Sheik that was the last thing Russ herd.
/Temple of Sages-Second Floor\\\
Russ was sitting, indian-style, in front of an open window in an extremely large room, that was filled with sofas, armchairs, tables, and it had one huge fire pit in the center of the room.
"Now . . . lets find out what those voices were about . . . "
Russ closed his eyes and began to softly chant a phrase that sounded something like this:
...Silvious...Flamminious..Brimstuonus...
He then placed his hands in front of him and held them together, prayer style.
Suddenly a soft breeze blew in through the window and the room began to fade away, as if white paint was being smeared across it.
"Almost there!" Russ thought as thought as he chanted.
Suddenly he began to float into the air when . . .
"Whoa!" gasped Chino as he walked into the room.
Russ opened his eyes and tumbled to the floor.
"Dammit Chino!" Russ yelled as the room turned back to its normal color.
"What! What'd I do?"
"How many times have I told you not to disturb me while I'm meditating?"
"...Actually you never told me."
Russ calmed down.
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Oh . . . well, don't do it again!"
"I do what I want"
"What was that?"
"Nothing, nothing! Eh-heh, heh . . . "
Russ stood up and walked over to the window.
He starred out on the vast horizon which was Hyrule.
He noticed a group of travers walking by that didn't seem to notice the amazingly high temple that he was watching them from.
"Oh yeah." He thought, "This tower is hidden in a dimensional plain!"
Suddenly the door opened and Sheik walked in.
"How's Saria doing" Russ asked?
"She's fine. She's fine." Sheik replied.
"That's great."
"What do we need to do now Sheik?" asked Chino.
"First you two need to rest and then in a few days you to go and look of the next medallion" Sheik said walking up to Russ and Chino, "and you two need a bath now."
"Why?" asked Russ.
"Lets just say that if you do not get a bath in a day or two you will not need the sages or any weapons to kill Ganondorf you'll just have to raise your arm" Sheik said showing them the way to the men's bath.
/Temple of Sages-Sixth Floor\\\
"Here it is . . . now go and get in the bath." Sheik said.
"Yes ma'am" Russ and Chino both said walking into the bathroom to see a swimming pool-sized bath.
:an half hour after:
"Dude! You're so lucky! Saria's a total babe!"said Chino.
"Say one more word about her and you're dead!"Russ replied, agitated
"Ok, ok, kill me for giving a compliment."
"Don't worry, I will."Russ flipped around and floated on his back."And if I catch you looking at her in an...undecent manner like back in that weird place with the platforms, I will-."
"Kill you, I got it, I got it! sheesh."
Russ swam over to the edge of the swimming pool sized bath, and got out.
"I'm going to bed. Wake me around sunrise, k?"
"Sure, I'm gonna stay in here for a while."
Russ left the bathroom, his hair still dripping.
"You might wanna get a-!"
"EEEEEEK! Oh my goddess! Cover yourself up Russ!"came Saria's voice.
"S-Saria!"Russ ran back into the bathroom and covered himself up with a towel.
"You know there are girls here right?"smirked Chino
"Shut-it"Russ once again left the room.
Chino stayed in the bath until he was sure Russ was gone, then he got out, got dressed, and got up to Sheik's room with a quickness! Chino got there before her and hid in her closet.
"This is gonna' be sweet!"he thought to himself.
Two hours later Chino was woken up by the opening of Sheik's door.
Chino hopped and watched through the slits of the closet door.
There stood Sheik, starting to unbuckle the chest plate of her armor.
"Oh yeah!" thought Chino as she came to the forth and final strap.
Click.
It was off.
Sheik lowered her chest plate to the ground easily, and to Chino's displeasure she was wearing a white tank-top underneath it.
"Dammit!"said Chino out loud, Chino quickly covered his mouth, but it was already too late.
Sheik had heard him.
"Who's there? " Sheik called out while walking towards her closest.
"Oh shit.oh shit!"Chino thought frantically."If she fines me, she'll kill me!...or worse!" Chino thought of her cutting off a certain area."OW GODDESS No! "
Sheik grew closer to her closest door, not knowing who or what was in it.
Her hand grasped the door knob while, unknown to Sheik, Chino was silently sobbing.
The door knob turned and Sheik slung open the door!
"Hello?" Sheik whispered."I thought I heard a voice" Sheik looked for a few second and then walked out.
Chino who was hiding in the shadows of the closest and was happy that Sheik didn't fide him.
"That was to-" Chino was cut off be cause Sheik heard him again but be the time Sheik got back in her closest Chino hid under some cloth and saw that Sheik's tank-top was gone and she was in her pantie but she till had her turban on.
"Wow . . . " Chino said as he saw her naked chest.
Then just as he has said 'wow' Sheik hit him in the head.
"What the hell was that for" Chino said as he got up.
"What to you think that was for?" Sheik said looking at Chino.
"I do not know . . . maybe you did that to say I need to stop acting like a kid and more like an adult." Chino replied.
"That was not why I hit you. But you are right, you need to act like an adult."Sheik said as she started to walk out of her closest.
"Really . . . well I'm happy that you and me are on the same level." Said Chino as he began to undo his pants.
"So am I...what are you doing?" Sheik asked as she saw Chino in his boxers.
"We are going to have Sex . . . I mean thats what you mean by say I need to act more like an adult . . . right?"Chino said.
Chino had no time to move before he got hit in the head by a 698-Chapter book Sheik through at him.
"NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE AN ADULT" yelled Sheik.
"We need to talk about the next medallion." Sheik said after calming down
Chino put his pants back on, "Ok what about the next medallion?"
"You said you know where it is right?" Sheik said in a more normal tone.
"Yeah it's in Goron City...why?" Chino asked thinking something was wrong.
"I've heard that Ganondorf maybe using the dragon Volvagia to get the Gorons to do has he wishes."
"What! HE'S USING A DRAGON!" Chino yelled jumping back a little
"Calm down Chino . . . It may or may not be true . . . but you and Russ need to know what you may be fighting . . . this is a dragon not some ghost in armor its going to be a hard fight."
"Your right we may not even fight a dragon" Chino said happily.
"Right . . . Oh Chino one more thing about the dragon."
"What is it?"
"Did I tell you that Volvagia is queen of the dragons in Hyrule and she is very powerful." Sheik said looking very sad that she forgot to tell Chino this.
Chino just looked at Sheik then said, "Ok...So . . . are we going to have sex or not? ."
-End of Chapter 5-