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Part Three: In which Valjean goes on a trip
"Family," Valjean said one sunny day while the bees were flying in sunflowers and ladybugs were crawling on anarchists, "I am afraid I must go on an unexplained trip and May never return,"
The children sniffed, "That's bad Unk," the squeaked while they ate bountiful amounts of pie,
"Oui, I know it is, but I have decided to play match maker and your mother has just married some random made up character named Perrier!"
"Yay!' the children screamed, and they all skipped off to the wedding.
Valjean packed his few belongings, (which were soon to multiply) and left the hovel.
Valjean had been traveling for about three magical days where he had helped save the lives of endangered buttercups, and ran in a flowered field with dozens of chickens, when he saw the glint of silver on the dusty road. He bent down,
"Milk money," he read, looking up he saw a little boy walking in front of him, "Oh little boy!" he called,
"Oui," the boy turned,
"You dropped your milk money," Valjean said dropping the coin in the boys hand,
"Golly, thanks Monsieur,"
Valjean smiled, he would never steal from anyone.
Part Four: In which Valjean meets a perfect Bishop
Valjean was walking down the street during his unexplained trip, and saw a town in the distance, since night was falling he decided he should find a place to sleep, he knocked on the nearest door,
"Hello beautiful," he said smiling as a hag answered the door, "I need a place to stay,"
"GAH!" the old woman screamed, "It's another ungodly, disgusting, weird, overly happy person!"
She slammed the door in his face.
"Monsieur?" someone asked, Valjean turned, and a very old man confronted him,
"I am the perfect bishop from part one," he said,
"Oh," Valjean said smiling and shaking his hand enthusiastically,
"You can stay with me,"
"OK!" Valjean said, and they skipped off gleefully.
TBC