At a women's self-defense class, the instructor was just finishing a class.
"Okay ladies, that ends today's class, and let's remember, let's be safe out there," the instructor said to the group of women.
The women all clapped and started to leave as Mace and Anakin went up to the instructor. Apparently they had been hiding in the back.
"It's a great class," Anakin said to the guy.
"Thanks."
"Yeah, yeah, we were watching."
The instructor just nodded and walked away.
"Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what would you do next?" Mace asked.
"Well, she would take her keys and try to jam them…"
"No. What would you do next?" Mace said, pointing to the instructor.
"Who? Me the attacker?"
"Yes that's right."
"Why?"
"We tried attacking two women. Did not work!" Mace replied.
"What!"
"No, it's okay, they're our friends...I mean I'm even married to one of them!" Anakin assured him.
"Let me get this straight man, you attacked your wife!" the instructor exclaimed in disbelief.
"Oh, no! No-no! No, we tried! But we couldn't. That's why we're here. Maybe we could attack them together? You know, all three of us?" Mace suggested.
The instructor glared at him.
"That's a no then," Mace said, deciding to make a hasty exit.