Summary: My friends and I go to Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. Be prepared for some inside jokes and stupid moments... really stupid moments. I changed some stuff so deal with it... I am. You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, besides myself (my friends own themselves.)

No real names used for safety purposes.

Chapter 1

At last the Triwizard Tournament was approaching. Hogwarts was awaiting the arrival of the other schools. Finally after waiting out in the cold October air a boat appeared on the lake. The students got off of the boat and walked towards the school.

Alex and her friends Amanda, Alli, and Michelle were one of the few groups who thought to stop walking to ask how to get to the dormitories. They stood there for a moment deciding what to do until they heard a cold voice behind them.

"So are you going to ask someone where to go? If it were me, I would ask that guy over there. So why don't you go ask him?"

"Well Victoria why don't you go ask him?" Alli said.

"Okay, what a great idea." As Victoria walked off Michelle just happened to stick her foot out and Victoria just happened to fall right on her face. She got up and stormed off muttering something about the girls watching their backs.

"Okay so now I want to know where we are supposed to go." Amanda stated. "You should go ask that guy over there, he has been looking at you."

"No I don't want to why don't you?" Alex answered. After a minute or two of 'why don't you' and 'No why don't you' Alex finally gave in and walked over to the guy who was staring at her. (AN: No He's not my cousin. This is for my friends in the story for all you who have no idea what's going on.)

"umm hi." Alex said.

"Yeah hi" The guy answered.

"So this year for the triwizard tournament the other schools are supposed to stay in the dorm rooms. I was wondering if you know where the ummm, where the Gryffindor tower is?" Alex asked.

"Oh well I'd be glad to show you but I'm sure our headmaster will tell you."

"Oh yeah, I mean why wouldn't he. Oh I'm sorry, I'm being impolite. I'm Alex." She stuck her hand out.

"I'm Ron" The guy replied.

Alex waved over her friends. They introduced themselves. Suddenly out of nowhere Ron's friends appeared magically, by magic. (Inside joke) They introduced themselves as Harry and Hermoine.

"Wait, are you Harry Potter?"

"Yeah I'm Harry Potter, just like I stated." Harry said.

"So you're the Harry Potter?" Amanda asked.

"Since when do people have the's in their names? Look, I know that there was Alexander the great, but that was a long time ago. And would you consider Smokey the bear one because technically it's a bear, not a person." Alex turned to face Harry. "I'm sorry about her. She's... how shall I put this delicately, oh yeah. She's stupid."

"Okay, so er would you like to sit with us during dinner?" Harry asked.

"Umm sure why not. It's not like we know anyone else that's here, and I've been kind of tired of the people in our school. Except for my friends of course." Alex added seeing the dirty looks her friends gave her.

"So let's go inside now." Hermoine offered.

"Like they say there is no time like the present" Alli said.

"Presents I want presents." Michelle said.

Alex turned to Harry, Ron and Hermoine. Seeing their odd looks she said, "Don't worry, you get used to the weirdness by day three."