Summary: My friends and I go to Hogwarts for the Triwizard Tournament. Be prepared for some inside jokes and stupid moments... really stupid moments. I changed some stuff so deal with it... I am. You have been warned.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, besides myself (my friends own themselves.)

AN: OMG you people actually like my story... that's scary. Still waiting for a Great title from you plz... if you win you'll get a surprise. SUBMIT ONE GOD DAMNIT. IF I DON'T LIKE IT WHO CARES??????

Nosilla: Thanx... there are some good chapter title's there... but I'll probably pick one by the 3rd, or 4th chapter, not definitely from you, but I'm counting it... Your titles are below so that I won't forget them... I'll do this for other plz too:

The Insanity of Four
In Which All Hell Breaks Loose At Hogwarts
The Insanity of My Friends
The Insane Four
The Insane Goblet of Fire
The Goblet of Fire After We Messed It Up

Sappjody: Yay! pplz actually like my story... I'm so happy!

Emma Barrows: I promise to read your stories... I've just been really busy with school. And aren't my friends so excited.

You know who I am: I do... scratches head ohh yeah! Something about potatoes right?

Chapter 2

Everyone walked into the castle and entered the great hall. The ceiling intrigued most of the other students. When they first entered the hall Alex and her group of friends just stopped and stared at the ceiling. They didn't move until the people behind them shouted and shoved Alex realized that they were blocking the doorway.

They sat down at the Gryffindor table along with Ron, Harry, and Hermoine, who seemed to be looking at them oddly. After the feast, they were showed where they would be staying. Hermoine explained that they had added rooms in by magic for this special occasion. While she went on and on, Harry and Ron rolled their eyes and made little hand Hermoine's who just kept talking.

All of their belongings had been placed next to their assigned bed. But even though they were told that lights out was at 10, everybody stayed up to 12:30 except for Hermoine who said she had to be well rested for herbology. Most people just talked between their schools, but the few Hogwarts people who tried to make friends with Durmstrang were hissed at and walked away (or walked really fast. Some of them actually cried. Well that was only once and it was Neville.).

The next morning everyone tried to sleep in. But thanks to Hermoine who was so kind as to set a blaring alarm shouting things at people like "get your lazy arse out of bed." It kept repeating worse and worse things that shall not be mentioned in the presence of young children (that means you).

After a few minutes of this, the Gryffindor's looked at there watches that read 5:10 a.m., so they reached in their trunks and pulled out a metal baseball bat and smashed the alarm until it died. By then, they were awake and up. So they decided to go down to the Great hall for breakfast.

At breakfast a blonde haired boy walked by the Gryffindor table and stopped right in front of Hermoine.

"You stupid arse, what kind of moron set up that alarm? It woke everyone in the school up, and even mad the papers, look!" He slid a paper in front of Hermoine. On the front page the title was:

RUDE ALARM ALARMS MUGGLE TOWN

Today at exactly 5:00 a.m. an alarm called 'Vulgar apprehension timepiece' was activated. This alarm clock, whose makers are unknown, was set off in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. This clock was said to have been enlarged by approximately 20 times. This made the sound 20 times louder, the clock 20 times bigger, and the insults 20 times worse. At 5:15 am the sound reached off the grounds of Hogwarts and traveled to a nearby muggle town where over 50 muggles were awoken by the sound. The muggles' memories have been restored to the best of our knowledge. The person who set the alarm off will be caught and punished along with the makers of the clock. If anyone has any information about this they are to report it to the hotline. Just send an owl to 4-pivot ride, which should contain a letter that states your knowledge.

"Hermoine, I wonder what would happen if I sent this owl to the hotline that says who set that alarm off? Hmm let me think about it?" the blonde boy said.

"What do you want me to do, Malfoy?" Hermoine asked unwillingly.

"Out of all the things I could do to you I want you to get them" he pointed to Alex, Alli, Amanda and Michelle "to do me a favor."

"Which is....???" Michelle asked.

"I want you to get a date for me from Victoria. You don't have to ask her. You could just give me tips on what to do." Malfoy suggested.

"Tip one, don't talk to us. Victoria doesn't like us. So we'll send you letters giving you more tips." Amanda said.

"But in the mean time send in a fake letter to that hotline that says Bob the Not-So-Great set off and made the alarm. Okay?" Alex asked.

"Sure." Malfoy said. So in front of them he wrote a letter that said it was Bob the Not-So-Great.

"Why did you have him do that?" Hermoine asked.

"Well once they get the letter that says that Malfoy wrote it, they won't except anymore letters from him, and besides. Like they would listen to a kid who's 14 anyway." Alli answered.

"Do you think we should have told him that Victoria has a boyfriend?" Alex asked.

"No, but I was wondering if Malfoy was extremely nice?" Michelle asked.

"No, he's awful." Harry answered.

"They should get along just fine." Amanda stated.

"Okay, let's send him a letter now." Alli suggested. They all agreed and found a piece of parchment and started writing.

"Tip Two..."

AN: Ha ha. Cliffy. You shall never know what tip two shall be. Well in the next chapter you will, but you'll have to wait for it. In the mean time I want 3 good reviews (no flames, actually you can flame. I now have a high self of steam...) and then I will put up chapter 3. Te hee hee, te hee hee.