There once was a young maiden named Stephanie. That's me by the way. I lived with a wicked king named Stephen. See I had a problem. Now even though I loved this king, but I'm sorta seeing another man and I don't know how to break it to the king. Although I could lose a lot, well I loved the other man so much more. The other man's name was well, he had never told me his name, he just told me to call him "Phantom", you see he lives in secrecy. Why you ask, well when he was younger he was called evil names, like the devils child. So he has lived in secrecy his whole life. This is the most exciting part, guess where he lives…. Come on guess…. Okay I can see you have given up, now even though I'm not supposed to tell you this part; well I think I can trust you…. Okay he lives under the opera house! Is that exciting or what! Sometimes it does get boring, but most of the time it's really exciting. Okay, enough about him… This whole story is supposed to be about me. Okay, I just can't stop talking about him…. He and I are going to get engaged and move to Paris right when I break it to the king. So I'm going to take you along with me to tell the king. You better stay by me the whole time, or, well, you aren't a very good friend. Okay here we are….. "Hello your highness"…. "You know you don't have to call me that, you are my wife."…. "I know, I just don't want to seem disrespectful."…. "Well thank you, so what are you doing here, and who is your friend"…. "Well my friend's name is Sally and she is, well, my friend" "And what I'm doing here is I live here." "Dhurrr!"…. "Okay then, I'll see you at dinner!"…. "Okay, bye!"
Okay so I can't break it to him quite yet. It's just really hard you know, I don't want him to say off with her head or anything. So if I break it to him at dinner, than he won't do anything because there are guests around. But don't worry I won't break it to him in front of his folks. That would be mean and rude.