(A.N.: Poem made up by Joelle and I one night very late. I think it's awesome but my English teacher did not seem to appreciate it's brilliance)

Timeturner

Over worked, missing sleep

Plus the rewards are cheap

Fanfiction, snitchseeker, and myspace

The art of procrastination I embrace

Staying awake on caffeine highs

Running out of school supplies

Oh how I wish for a time turner

Strictly to make me a better learner

I would not abuse it to go back and rp

Well, maybe for a little bit, don't you agree?

To read fanfiction I would use it not

Even if the weasleys are really hot

And myspace and xanga don't hold a candle

To the importance of my geometry handle

So loved a time turner would much be

But would I use it for homework? There's no guarantee