Ch. 5 The Decision
So I've definitely decided to break it off with the king. Wish me good luck! So here it goes! You know what you have to do.
"Hey honey."… "You can no longer call me that"… "Why not?"… "Because you cheated on me with that Erik guy, and wound up pregnant so, you can have your head, your lover, and your baby. Geez Stephanie, what happened to us?"… "Number one I did not cheat on you…"… "What?"… "I'm not finished, yes I am pregnant with your baby, not Erik's. Number two, I saw you cheating on me with that one lady, Jane Doe. So What Now?"… "Ok, I have to tell you something about me and her."… "What, that she's pregnant?"… "Yeah."… "WHAT?"… "Yeah, so what do you want to do?"… "Once a cheater, always a cheater. I want to live and have a relationship with Erik."… "Okay, will I ever get to see my daughter?"… "Absolutely not, you cheater."… "Please?"… "Okay, but ONLY under my conditions!"… "Anything, as long as I get to see her."… "But I won't tell her that you are her real father."… "Why not?"… "Because, for the longest time I couldn't tell Sarah that I was her real mother, so there!"… "Fine."… "One more thing."… "What?"… "Well you made me quit my job so I could be a stay at home mom, and, well, I want my money back!"… "What? How much did you make?"… "$500 per hour of the day."… "WHAT?"… "Yeah, and so that's what you owe me as alamony!"… "Okay. Bye!"… "So long forever, I'll have my people call your people!"… "Whatever"
I did it! I finally broke it off with the king! Yes. Finally. Okay, yeah I need to tell Erik now, so bye, see ya laters!