Ch. 6: Breakin it to the Phantom!
Okay, so now I'm going to tell my lover, the phantom, all about this.. Urgh. This is most likely going to confuse him. Grr….
"Hello my lover."…. "I told you not to call me that until it's time."…. "When is that?"…. "When you break up with your husband."…. "I just did."…. "What did he say?"…. "Well when I told him I knew about his lover he said that I could have my head, my lover, and my baby. Then I went ahead and told him it was his baby."…. "Then what did he say?"…. "He asked if he could ever see her."…. "And?"…. "I said no, but then he asked nicely, and I said okay, but only on my conditions"…. "I never want to see that man ever. If I do it will be, off with his head!"…. "Don't say that. I'm just as bad. I may never have slept with another man. But I was technically seeing another man."…. "No you weren't, I didn't even think of you that way, until you told me that you were going to break up with your husband for me."…. "Ohh, and I thought you just might want to know that."…. "What?"…. "You didn't let me finish."…. "Okay, FINISH!"…. "He's a king, no he's the king."…. "WHAT?"…. "Yeah, I sorta forgot to tell you."…. "So you mean you gave up a kingdom for me?"…. "Yes, but not fully, we can never get married."…. "Why?"…. "Because if I get married I won't be able to get my alimony from him"…. "How much is this?"…. "$500 per hour of the day."…. "Okay then, we don't need to be married!"…. "Okay. Another thing. You know that I'm not pregnant with your baby right?"…. "Yes."…. "Okay, so what do you want to do first?"…. "Let's go see a movie."…. "Which one?"…. "The Phantom of the Opera."…. "Great choice. Let me just get dressed so I look nicer."…. "Okay, I will pick you up at the Castle at 6 pm. So you have 2 hours to get ready. Although you probably won't need so much time, seeing how you are already naturally beautiful."…. "Thank you very much."
I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. I love him. OMG. I made the right decision. For sure!