Ch. 7: Another talk with Sarah. Double Gulp!
I feel like letting Sarah in on everything. So I am! You can't stop me!
"Sarah, hello!"…. "Hello, 'mother'."…. "I am your mother."…. "I know, I was just being hard on you."…. "Don't I'm very emotional right now."…. "So what did you want to tell me."…. "I feel like you need to be let in on the situation, but first did you ever see your dad 'going on a date with another woman'?"…. "Yes, I think her name was Sylvia Stompintimer."…. "Wow that is a weird name."…. "Yea, now it's your turn to spill."…. "Okay, first your dad slept with that woman."…. "OMG, I'm so sorry mom!"…. "Don't worry about it. Second, your father and I are getting a divorce."…. "OMG. So can I stay with you and the phantom? I don't wanna stay with daddy!"…. "I'll ask him. Third, I bet you are thinking that I've slept with the phantom."…. "Dhurr. I saw you go into a dark room."…. "Dhurr X2 we were going into the movie theater. Any ways I'm pregnant."…. "So I'm going to have a step sister or brother?"…. "No, you are going to have a real sister."…. "Huh?"…. "Yes, I'm not an adultress, unlike your father I don't sleep with people who aren't my husband. No, it's your father's baby."…. "Ohhh. So what did you do with the phantom any way?"…. "All I did is talk with him. He is so amazing, I can't wait for you to meet him!"…. "Me too!"…. "Why not tonight, do you have anything going on?"…. "Nope, what time?"…. "Be ready at 6 pm."…. "Cool, so I have 1 hour and 30 minutes."…. "Bye!"…. "Bye!"
That could not have gone any better! OMG! Wow. Now I'm excited!