Ch.8: An outing with Erik
So, tonight Sarah, Erik, and I are going to go to dinner and a movie. We are going to see, guess! Come on, you can do it. Guess! Okay fine, I can see you aren't very good at guessing. Okay we are first going to go out to dinner at the Phantom Soufflé, then out to see the movie The Phantom of the Opera! Muhahahaha! First I have to ask Erik if Sarah can come along with us. I'm sure he'll be fine with it. Plus he needs to meet the love of his life's daughter. Wow this is going to be a messed up relationship. Here's the low down. I had a daughter with the king while he was still married to the previous queen. Then they got a divorce, and I'm the new queen. Then I got pregnant with a baby girl (which was the king's) and decided I don't love the king any more since he slept with another woman and got her pregnant to. So after I divorce the king, he's going to get married to that Sylvia person. Puffuatt! Ohh well. You know what, I just figured out some thing. Even if I do get married to Erik, the king won't have to pay alimony, but he will have to pay child support. I am definitely going to tell Erik about this! Here we are.
"Hello the love of my life, soon to be husband!"…. "What are you talking about?"…. "Ohh, guess what!"…. "What?"…. "Turns out I can marry you!"…. "What?"…. "Well if I do marry you, the king will still have to pay child support!"…. "Great, so will you marry me?"…. "Of course I will. Ohh, I would like to know if Sarah can come along with us to our dinner and a movie."…. "Who?"…. "You know my other daughter Sarah!"…. "Ohh, that Sarah. Of course she can come!"…. "Okay then, SARAH COME ON, HURRY UP WE ARE LEAVING! I'm sure it will just be a second."…. "Okay then. I'll be waiting in the car."….
So as I'm waiting for Sarah to come down I'm so thinking about what I'm going to do for this. OMG! I can't wait to tell her about it. I hope she will be my maid of honor! Here she is!
"Hi Sarah!"... "Hello mother!"…. "Guess what, I am engaged!"…. "Congratulations mother! So now Erik is going to be my step father?"…. "Yes!"…. "So I asked dad if I could never have to see him again, because he is a cheating idiot."…. "And?"…. "He said no that since he already can't have anything to do with his youngest daughter, he wants something to do with his oldest one."…. "Darnit!"…. "But don't worry, I found a lawyer to take you and daddy's case."…. "Really?"…. "Yeah, he's really excited about it. He said that he can get you full custody of both me and, what are you going to call my baby sister?"…. "I was thinking Samantha."…. "That is a pretty name! Okay so, he can get you full custody of Samantha and me."…. "That would be so great!"…. "And it only will cost you $15,000"…. "You know I'm not that rich any more!"…. "Yes but if you hold of the engagement, well I guess you'll have to, for long enough, then you can just save your alimony money!"…. "Okay, I will."…. "How are you going to make money off of daddy after you get married?"…. "It's called child support money for both Samantha and you!"…. "OMG! Great idea!"…. "I know, so it is time to go!"…. "Okay, so where are we going any ways?"…. "For dinner we are going to go to Phantom Soufflé, and for the movie we are going to The Phantom of the Opera!"…. "Okay, let's go!"…. "Okay!"
Wow. I feel so good; I definitely made the correct decision! I guess you will just have to wait until the next chapter to find out how the dinner and a movie is going. Not to mention what the king is going to say about this. And what about the court case? Wow, I love keeping everyone on the edge of their seats!