WE'RE BAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you miss us?

Miss you, Erin? Nah...

Due to a gross miscarriage of justice -

Woah, Erin, long word...

...our award-winning story was removed from

Actually it's Erin's fault, she failed to read the guidelines properly.

Oh, shut up. Anyway, Mellon is back and this time it's personal.

We'd be very grateful for your reviews, we'd like to exceed our previous total of 76 reviews on 7 chapters. And do you wanna know why we updated it today?

No

Well, you're going to find out. IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! I'M 15, FINALLY!!!

Well anyway, here goes... once again, enjoy!

Oh, and before they delete this again: WE OWN NADA. Oh, apart from Vee, Saz, Dani, Holly and Laura and anyone else who pops up along the way that you don't recognise.

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"Movie's going to start! Movie's going to start! Hurry up!"

"Keep your hair on, we're coming," Vee shouted from the kitchen. A few moments later Dani came in.

"So, what are we watching, Saz?" she asked.

"Wait and find out." They were going to watch Saz's all-time favourite film, Lord of the Rings. Vee loved it too, but only because it had Legolas and Frodo in it. But Dani, she detested it, she loathed it, she hated it more than Vee hates being in a room with no mirrors, and that's saying something. Dani also had an extreme dislike of hobbits, and some very original ideas of what to do to them; not nice ones, either.

"OK," Vee said, coming in from the kitchen. "I have popcorn, Coke and more popcorn."

"Great!" Dani's hand snaked forward and grabbed the bag of popcorn. Vee pushed the video into the player and hit play on the remote, fast-forwarding through all the boring film trailers to…

"The world has changed…"

Dani's eager face fell as The Lord of the Rings appeared on-screen.

"Oh no!" she cried. "Anything, anything but this!"

"Snogging Gandalf?"

"This, this, always this!" Dani changed her mind hastily.

Sarah stole a glance at the others as Gandalf drove through the Shire. Dani was slumped so low in her chair she was practically lying down, looking more bored than in a Maths lesson; however, Vee was sitting bolt upright, eyes glued to the screen.

"Can we fast-forward, please, please?" Dani begged.

"No!" Sarah yelled.

"Yes!" Vee shrieked.

"What? Why?"

"We need to get to Legolas! Please!"

"No!" Sarah shouted, and sat on the remote control.

A few minutes later it came to the scene where Merry and Pippin were stealing fireworks. However, instead of Gandalf catching them, the hobbits walked right up to the screen and started tapping it.

"I don't remember this bit," Vee glanced at Saz.

"Must be one of those special additional feature thingmys," Saz replied.

"Look at those people in there, Pippin!" Merry pointed, it seemed, at the three perplexed girls on the sofa.

"Do you think they're stuck, Merry?" Pippin replied.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pippin?"

"That depends on whether it's got anything to do with food."

"No, the plan!"

"Ah, the plan." And with that four hobbit hands emerged from the screen. Dani and Vee looked at each other and screamed. Saz screamed too, but she was screaming "Take me, take me!"

The hands grabbed on to everybody's ankles and gripped on tight. Saz went without a fight; Vee practically leaped through the screen, energised by the prospect of Legolas and Frodo at close quarters; yet Dani was clinging on to the sofa cushions for dear life, fighting tooth and nail not to be dragged into Middle Earth.

"No, never! Please! Take the others, not me!!!" Dani screamed. However, she was struggling in vain and was soon sucked into the screen.

All three girls were screaming for their lives. Everything morphed into a swirl. Suddenly there was a gigantic bang and everything went black.

When Saz awoke, she was bemused to find herself lying against a rock. "Rock?" she thought. "There are no rocks in my living room. OK, slightly weird." As her eyes grew less hazy, they focused with fright upon a sword millimetres from her neck.

"Jesus Christ, point that somewhere else!" she yelled, and scrambled backwards.

"State your name," the owner of the sword growled in a deep masculine voice.

"Sarah, and you are?"

The man glared at her with unblinking cold blue eyes for a few moments. Saz tensed herself, ready to run, but he sheathed the sword and instead held out a hand. Saz shook it.

"Strider," he replied.

"Strider…hmm, that name sounds familiar…Oh my God, it's you, Aragorn, son of Arathorn, Estel, E-"

"Shut up!" Aragorn's voice echoed around the clearing, stirring Dani, who awoke for a few seconds, before groaning and falling back unconscious. Vee, however, never moved.

"Your presence here is suspicious," Aragorn said. His hand moved to the hilt of his sword.

"Well, um… er… well…you see…" Saz stammered. She was saved by the arrival of four hobbits, who she recognised immediately.

"Oh my God, it's you! Frodo, Sam! Merry, Pippin!" she screeched.

The hobbits stopped in bewilderment.

"Wait… how did you know our names?" Sam said suspiciously.

"Um… lucky guess?" Saz lied. Surprisingly, they believed her.

"Frodo, Sam, take the sleeping girls," then Aragorn pointed ominously at Saz. "And you… you're coming with me."

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